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Borderlands 2

  • Joining a game
    • Where is the target?
    • Just tell me what to shoot.
  • Idle
    • What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
    • What is going on? / Why have my limbs stopped moving? / Has my heart just died?
    • Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored / Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored / I am really bored.
    • Boredom is my lot, / As I lack autonomy / To move my own feet.
    • An idle mind is / A very dangerous thing / I think of violence.
    • I am bored as hell / I would like to kill something / Can we friggin go?
    • I sit here and wait / So eager to move onward / But it's all in vain.
    • Can we start moving? / I grow tired of this spot / I long to explore.
    • The peaceful silence / Penetrates my whole being / It's so very dull.
  • Attempting to travel while other players are busy
    • Someone is busy. / Now we play the waiting game; / Everyone loses.
    • What is the holdup? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
  • Entering Decepti0n
    • Your eyes deceive you / An illusion fools you all / I move for the kill.
    • How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your death approaches.
    • The true world revealed / Weaknesses now known to me / Time to go to work.
    • And I disappear / A ghost amidst the combat / Preparing to strike.
    • I vanish.
    • Stealth!
    • Good bye!
    • Ghosting.
  • Scoring a critical hit
    • A critical hit / So very satisfying / I live for such kills.
    • Critical killing / Is an art unto itself / And I am Rembrandt.
    • A critical kill / Showers me in blood and spit / How enjoyable.
    • That was your own fault / You should have paid attention / And looked through the lie.
    • Sorry, did that hurt? / That "sorry" was sarcasm / I am not sorry.
    • I enjoy that.
    • Heehee.
    • Ow.
    • Goodbye.
    • Ouch.
    • Sucker.
    • Precision!
  • Throwing a grenade
    • Grenade out!
    • A grenade!
    • Here! Grenade!
    • 'Nade!
  • Affected by an elemental attack
    • I feel the burning / Eating through my equipment / Must stop, drop, and roll.
    • I'm covered in slag! / I must seek cover quickly / or pain is coming.
    • Disgusting, this slag / Inelegant chemical / Increases damage.
    • Slagged!
    • My armor!
  • Spotting items
    • A new instrument, / Waiting for a sonata / That I will conduct.
    • Maybe I'll use you / To blow a midget's head off. / Or maybe I won't.
    • Mine.
    • Nice.
    • Impressive.
    • Well, well...
    • Not bad.
  • Comparing items in the menu
    • Comparisons made / But which is superior? / A tough decision.
    • Hmmm...
  • Reviving a downed ally
    • Get back on your feet / I will help you up, and then / We will kill more stuff!
    • Keep shooting!
    • Keep calm.
    • Do not panic.
    • I have you.
  • Killing an enemy
    • A most confused death / Dead before he even knew / Where I had struck from.
    • Striking from nowhere / Killing with accuracy / This is who I am.
    • Yoo-hoo, stupid guy / I was really over here / Too bad you're dead now.
    • I am everywhere / And yet, I am nowhere, too / I am infinite.
    • Farewell, foolish thing / Know that you have been deceived / As your soul moves on.
    • This is how you die / A spectacle of violence / Gorgeous and ugly.
    • I relish your death / You are so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
    • I say, boom biatch / That's what you get for messing / With the Assassin.
    • I have destroyed you / A deadly shot from nowhere / The ghost Assassin.
    • Over here you fools / That was but an illusion / I am your true foe.
    • You fought well creature / But I fought so much better / I'll pick your corpse now.
    • Assassinated / What a satisfying word / With five syllables.
    • What happened to you? / So strong, imposing, fearsome / Oh yeah, I killed you.
    • I witness your death / You were so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
    • Assassins never die!
    • Bow to my weaponry!
    • Unworthy opponents.
    • Fear my skills!
    • Easy.
  • Killing multiple enemies in succession
    • Leaves falling from trees / Snow drifting onto the ground / Life leaving your corpse.
  • Sighting a badass or boss
    • Warning, badass!
    • Badass approaching!
    • Greetings, badass.
    • Hello, badass.
    • Badass sighted.
    • Attention! Badass.
    • Badass incoming!
    • Incoming badass!
    • Hark! Badass.
  • Killing an enemy by running them over
    • That is called "roadkill" / Not the cleverest of words / But appropriate.
    • This is the story / All about how my life got / Flipped, turned upside-down.
    • What was that speed bump / That fell under my tires? / Was that thing alive?
    • Idiots.
    • Bump!
    • Funny.
  • Crashing a vehicle
    • System crashed.
  • Getting crippled
    • I am nearly dead / It's time for a second wind / Let my aim be true.
    • I will not die here / I still have too much to do / And too much ammo.
    • Dammit!
    • Come on!
  • Getting a Second Wind
    • I won't die today / Not while I still have ammo / I am a badass.
    • I will not die here / I have too much left to do / And too much ammo.
    • I have arisen / You will regret harming me / My vengeance at hand.
    • Second Wind achieved / Pulled back from the brink of death / I'm ready for more.
    • I'm back from the dead / To continue to raise hell / Get out of my way.
    • You should now be scared / I don't die so easily / And now I am pissed.
    • Nice try savages / I am not the dying type / You shall die instead.
    • This does not end here / I have much further to go / Before I fall dead.
    • I got Second Wind / Metaphorically speaking / Breath overrated.
    • I am eternal / Death will never capture me / My skills exceed his.
    • I do not think so.
    • Your mistake.
    • Yes!
    • I'm ready.
    • Fool.
    • What is next?
  • Out of ammunition
    • I'm empty.
    • Well, crap.
    • Curses, empty.
    • No ammo.
    • That's unfortunate.
    • Ammo dry.
    • Ammunition required.
    • Ammo depleted.
    • Munitions dry.
    • Ammo necessary.
  • Being revived
    • I thank you for your / Kindness and sincerity. / Now, let's kill some stuff.
    • Thank you for saving / A not so innocent life / By reviving me.
  • Leveling up
    • Levelled up.
    • That felt good.
  • In the menu with a Skill Point left to spend
    • Why, yes, I do have / The skills to pay all my bills / Figuratively.
  • Issuing a duel challenge
    • Oh, what? Yeah, what, bitch? / Yeah, I just slapped you and stuff. / What you gonna do?
    • Let's duel, you and I / So we can compare weapons / And know who is more skilled.
    • Let us fight.
    • Duel. Now!
    • I challenge you.
  • Accepting a duel
    • A chance to spar is / Something I always adore / I'm ready to fight.
    • Was that a stiff wind? / Or a fly landing on me? / I barely felt it.
    • You sure?
    • Your mistake.
    • Death wish, huh?
  • Winning a duel
    • A victory earned / A hard fought battle, that was / I honor my foe.
    • That was a fine fight / I say that due to your skill / Not because I won.
    • Easy.
    • I win.
    • Victorious.
    • Back on your feet.
  • Losing a duel
    • I lost fair and square / Whatever that dumb phrase means / Who loses a square?
    • Well done.
    • Rematch. Now!
    • Surprising.
  • Tying in a duel
    • The battle complete / The warriors are equal / Identical skills.
    • A tie? Disappointing.
    • Unexpected.
  • With Handsome Jack's voice
    • About Handsome Jack's voice
      • As my voice changes / I cannot help but feel wrong / I sound like a jerk.
      • Now, I have Jack's voice / I truly understand him / He is an asshole.
      • Since I speak as Jack / I know him, inside and out / Which sounds kind of gross.
      • I miss my old voice / I sound like a jackass now / Pun not intended.
    • Spotting items
      • I found equipment.
      • Beautiful weaponry!
      • Poetic armaments.
    • Getting a Second Wind
      • I feel the Wind.
      • I'm ready!
    • Getting crippled
      • No! Serenety!
    • Killing an enemy
      • Good!
      • Fool!
      • Peek-a-boo!
      • Gotcha!
    • Entering Decepti0n
      • Over here!
      • I disappear!
      • Goodbye!
    • Accepting a duel
      • Your mistake.
      • I don't think so.
      • Wrong move!

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

  • Hey, this area / Smells vaguely of butts and death / An unpleasant stench. (entering Unassuming Docks)
  • You look troubled, ma'am / Tell me how I may help you / I long for a quest. (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)
  • I broke my fingers / What a ludicrous mistake / Damned critical fails. (after breaking his fingers)
  • What does this thing do? / How do I solve this puzzle? / Look it up online? (when approaching the Dwarven puzzle)
  • I care not for cash / Only for the pure combat / That said, I'll buy guns. (entering Hatred's Shadow)
  • Rolling a Dice Chest once
    • "Probability. / A fickle mistress at best. / Please let her be kind."
    • "Twenty. Do it."
    • "Show me the twenty. / You know you want to do it. / Gimme the good stuff."
    • "Opening a chest. / Who'd have thought I'd have to roll? / Beautiful gambling."
    • "I worship the dice. / They control all good fortune. / No critical fails."
  • Rolling a Dice Chest twice
    • "Double my chances. / And potentially double / My rage if it fails."
    • "So, two d20s. / Let us see how well you do. / I want my purples."
    • "I've paid good money. / I expect a good return. / Or there shall be blood."
    • "Legendaries, please."
    • "Luck be with me."


Dropping the Crit

  • Whoops.
  • Dropped it.
  • Darn.
  • Slipped.
  • If only I had five fingers.

Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre

  • If your love awaits / Why are you standing out here? / Let's save her, stupid. (words of encouragement for Ed)
  • (when tasting whiskey):
    • Ew.
    • Moderately quenching.
    • Delectable.
  • Life is very short / One day you will grow older / And then you will die. (to make the baby cry)
  • Combat is my love / Brutal violence, my partner / I need no one else. (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Zer0's life)
  • A smoking cigar / Is so much less interesting / Than a smoking gun. (when collecting the cigar box)
  • To love one's mother? / An unusual feeling. / You're on your own. (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)
  • (when collecting Stella's wig):
    • I need your blonde wig / For reasons unimportant / May I please have it?
    • I am on a quest / Which requires that blonde wig / So uh, I need it.
    • Sorry about this. / I wanna finish the quest. / Nothing personal.
  • Lubrication is / A means of making things work. / His is grease. Mine? Blood. (when collecting the can of grease)
  • Your wooing tactic / Is completely transparent. / Your neg does not work. (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Zer0 love him)

Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax

  • Hammerlock has left / A large amount of moonshine / Distilled it himself. (When finding Hammerlock's booze)
  • Remote charges have / A very long broadcast range / His death came form space. (When finding Axton's assassin)
  • Like the old story / Of he with the waxen wings / Except bloodier (When finding Gaige's assassin)
  • He wanted a break / Now he can rest forever / But who poisoned him? (When finding Maya's assassin)
  • He hangs in the air / The breeze stirring his body / Animate, yet not. (When finding Salvador's assassin)
  • Hyperion scum / Trying to catch a monster / Oh, the irony (When finding Krieg's assassin)
  • I understand it. / A message sent, and received. / Mercy is coming. (When finding Zer0's assassin)
  • To Zero: One. Well, That's irritaitingly cryptic. (Reading message from Hammerlock)

Borderlands 3

  • Damn Katagawa. / How did he copy my suit? / Did she... No. Never. (After beating Katagawa Jr.)
  • A legend still lives. / Typhon is a survivor / and he is quite cool. (After contacting with Typhon for the first time)
  • I love a good fight. / Maliwan started this war. / Atlas will end it.
  • One time I cut off / a guy's head with a crab fork. / Just a cool story.
  • Why does everyone / get all weird about my hands? / Who needs a pinky?
  • Lorelei scares me / But you know, in a good way. / Am I making sense?
  • A Calypso falls, / though not before achieving. / Is Pandora doomed? (Defeating Troy)
  • The world comes apart. / Our old enemy returns. / Destroyer, within.
  • My sword is so sharp / I wonder how many men / I could cleave at once.
  • I like my job but, / I miss assassinations. / I could still go back.
  • It feels good to hunt. / It is easy to go soft / in corporate's gigs.
  • No, I wasn't, uh... / I'm Zero. I'll go tell Rhys. / It was nice meeting...you. Damn it. (Introducing himself to Lorelei)
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