Changes: Zer0/Quotes

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Borderlands 2

Joining a game
- Where is the target?
- Just tell me what to shoot.

Idle
- What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
- What is going on? / Why have my limbs stopped moving? / Has my heart just died?
- Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored / Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored / I am really bored.
- Boredom is my lot, / As I lack autonomy / To move my own feet.
- An idle mind is / A very dangerous thing / I think of violence.
- I am bored as hell / I would like to kill something / Can we friggin go?
- I sit here and wait / So eager to move onward / But it's all in vain.
- Can we start moving? / I grow tired of this spot / I long to explore.
- The peaceful silence / Penetrates my whole being / It's so very dull.

Attempting to travel while other players are busy
- Someone is busy. / Now we play the waiting game; / Everyone loses.
- What is the holdup? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?

Entering Decepti0n
- Your eyes deceive you / An illusion fools you all / I move for the kill.
- How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your death approaches.
- The true world revealed / Weaknesses now known to me / Time to go to work.
- And I disappear / A ghost amidst the combat / Preparing to strike.
- I vanish.
- Stealth!
- Good bye!
- Ghosting.

Scoring a critical hit
- A critical hit / So very satisfying / I live for such kills.
- Critical killing / Is an art unto itself / And I am Rembrandt.
- A critical kill / Showers me in blood and spit / How enjoyable.
- That was your own fault / You should have paid attention / And looked through the lie.
- Sorry, did that hurt? / That "sorry" was sarcasm / I am not sorry.
- I enjoy that.
- Heehee.
- Ow.
- Goodbye.
- Ouch.
- Sucker.
- Precision!

Throwing a grenade
- Grenade out!
- A grenade!
- Here! Grenade!
- 'Nade!

Affected by an elemental attack
- I feel the burning / Eating through my equipment / Must stop, drop, and roll.
- I'm covered in slag! / I must seek cover quickly / or pain is coming.
- Disgusting, this slag / Inelegant chemical / Increases damage.
- Slagged!
- My armor!

Spotting items
- A new instrument, / Waiting for a sonata / That I will conduct.
- Maybe I'll use you / To blow a midget's head off. / Or maybe I won't.
- Mine.
- Nice.
- Impressive.
- Well, well...
- Not bad.

Comparing items in the menu
- Comparisons made / But which is superior? / A tough decision.
- Hmmm...

Reviving a downed ally
- Get back on your feet / I will help you up, and then / We will kill more stuff!
- Keep shooting!
- Keep calm.
- Do not panic.
- I have you.

Killing an enemy
- A most confused death / Dead before he even knew / Where I had struck from.
- Striking from nowhere / Killing with accuracy / This is who I am.
- Yoo-hoo, stupid guy / I was really over here / Too bad you're dead now.
- I am everywhere / And yet, I am nowhere, too / I am infinite.
- Farewell, foolish thing / Know that you have been deceived / As your soul moves on.
- This is how you die / A spectacle of violence / Gorgeous and ugly.
- I relish your death / You are so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
- I say, boom biatch / That's what you get for messing / With the Assassin.
- I have destroyed you / A deadly shot from nowhere / The ghost Assassin.
- Over here you fools / That was but an illusion / I am your true foe.
- You fought well creature / But I fought so much better / I'll pick your corpse now.
- Assassinated / What a satisfying word / With five syllables.
- What happened to you? / So strong, imposing, fearsome / Oh yeah, I killed you.
- I witness your death / You were so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
- Assassins never die!
- Bow to my weaponry!
- Unworthy opponents.
- Fear my skills!
- Easy.

Killing multiple enemies in succession
- Leaves falling from trees / Snow drifting onto the ground / Life leaving your corpse.

Sighting a badass or boss
- Warning, badass!
- Badass approaching!
- Greetings, badass.
- Hello, badass.
- Badass sighted.
- Attention! Badass.
- Badass incoming!
- Incoming badass!
- Hark! Badass.

Killing an enemy by running them over
- That is called "roadkill" / Not the cleverest of words / But appropriate.
- This is the story / All about how my life got / Flipped, turned upside-down.
- What was that speed bump / That fell under my tires? / Was that thing alive?
- Idiots.
- Bump!
- Funny.

Crashing a vehicle
- System crashed.

Getting crippled
- I am nearly dead / It's time for a second wind / Let my aim be true.
- I will not die here / I still have too much to do / And too much ammo.
- Dammit!
- Come on!

Getting a Second Wind
- I won't die today / Not while I still have ammo / I am a badass.
- I will not die here / I have too much left to do / And too much ammo.
- I have arisen / You will regret harming me / My vengeance at hand.
- Second Wind achieved / Pulled back from the brink of death / I'm ready for more.
- I'm back from the dead / To continue to raise hell / Get out of my way.
- You should now be scared / I don't die so easily / And now I am pissed.
- Nice try savages / I am not the dying type / You shall die instead.
- This does not end here / I have much further to go / Before I fall dead.
- I got Second Wind / Metaphorically speaking / Breath overrated.
- I am eternal / Death will never capture me / My skills exceed his.
- I do not think so.
- Your mistake.
- Yes!
- I'm ready.
- Fool.
- What is next?

Out of ammunition
- I'm empty.
- Well, crap.
- Curses, empty.
- No ammo.
- That's unfortunate.
- Ammo dry.
- Ammunition required.
- Ammo depleted.
- Munitions dry.
- Ammo necessary.

Being revived
- I thank you for your / Kindness and sincerity. / Now, let's kill some stuff.
- Thank you for saving / A not so innocent life / By reviving me.

Leveling up
- Levelled up.
- That felt good.

In the menu with a Skill Point left to spend
- Why, yes, I do have / The skills to pay all my bills / Figuratively.

Issuing a duel challenge
- Oh, what? Yeah, what, bitch? / Yeah, I just slapped you and stuff. / What you gonna do?
- Let's duel, you and I / So we can compare weapons / And know who is more skilled.
- Let us fight.
- Duel. Now!
- I challenge you.

Accepting a duel
- A chance to spar is / Something I always adore / I'm ready to fight.
- Was that a stiff wind? / Or a fly landing on me? / I barely felt it.
- You sure?
- Your mistake.
- Death wish, huh?

Winning a duel
- A victory earned / A hard fought battle, that was / I honor my foe.
- That was a fine fight / I say that due to your skill / Not because I won.
- Easy.
- I win.
- Victorious.
- Back on your feet.

Losing a duel
- I lost fair and square / Whatever that dumb phrase means / Who loses a square?
- Well done.
- Rematch. Now!
- Surprising.

Tying in a duel
- The battle complete / The warriors are equal / Identical skills.
- A tie? Disappointing.
- Unexpected.

With Handsome Jack's voice
- About Handsome Jack's voice
  - As my voice changes / I cannot help but feel wrong / I sound like a jerk.
  - Now, I have Jack's voice / I truly understand him / He is an asshole.
  - Since I speak as Jack / I know him, inside and out / Which sounds kind of gross.
  - I miss my old voice / I sound like a jackass now / Pun not intended.
- Spotting items
  - I found equipment.
  - Beautiful weaponry!
  - Poetic armaments.
- Getting a Second Wind
  - I feel the Wind.
  - I'm ready!
- Getting crippled
  - No! Serenety!
- Killing an enemy
  - Good!
  - Fool!
  - Peek-a-boo!
  - Gotcha!
- Entering Decepti0n
  - Over here!
  - I disappear!
  - Goodbye!
- Accepting a duel
  - Your mistake.
  - I don't think so.
  - Wrong move!

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

Hey, this area / Smells vaguely of butts and death / An unpleasant stench. (entering Unassuming Docks)
You look troubled, ma'am / Tell me how I may help you / I long for a quest. (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)
I broke my fingers / What a ludicrous mistake / Damned critical fails. (after breaking his fingers)
What does this thing do? / How do I solve this puzzle? / Look it up online? (when approaching the Dwarven puzzle)
I care not for cash / Only for the pure combat / That said, I'll buy guns. (entering Hatred's Shadow)

Rolling a Dice Chest once
- "Probability. / A fickle mistress at best. / Please let her be kind."
- "Twenty. Do it."
- "Show me the twenty. / You know you want to do it. / Gimme the good stuff."
- "Opening a chest. / Who'd have thought I'd have to roll? / Beautiful gambling."
- "I worship the dice. / They control all good fortune. / No critical fails."

Rolling a Dice Chest twice
- "Double my chances. / And potentially double / My rage if it fails."
- "So, two d20s. / Let us see how well you do. / I want my purples."
- "I've paid good money. / I expect a good return. / Or there shall be blood."
- "Legendaries, please."
- "Luck be with me."

Dropping the Crit

Whoops.
Dropped it.
Darn.
Slipped.
If only I had five fingers.

Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre

If your love awaits / Why are you standing out here? / Let's save her, stupid. (words of encouragement for Ed)
(when tasting whiskey):
- Ew.
- Moderately quenching.
- Delectable.
Life is very short / One day you will grow older / And then you will die. (to make the baby cry)
Combat is my love / Brutal violence, my partner / I need no one else. (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Zer0's life)
A smoking cigar / Is so much less interesting / Than a smoking gun. (when collecting the cigar box)
To love one's mother? / An unusual feeling. / You're on your own. (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)
(when collecting Stella's wig):
- I need your blonde wig / For reasons unimportant / May I please have it?
- I am on a quest / Which requires that blonde wig / So uh, I need it.
- Sorry about this. / I wanna finish the quest. / Nothing personal.
Lubrication is / A means of making things work. / His is grease. Mine? Blood. (when collecting the can of grease)
Your wooing tactic / Is completely transparent. / Your neg does not work. (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Zer0 love him)

Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax

Hammerlock has left / A large amount of moonshine / Distilled it himself. (When finding Hammerlock's booze)
Remote charges have / A very long broadcast range / His death came form space. (When finding Axton's assassin)
Like the old story / Of he with the waxen wings / Except bloodier (When finding Gaige's assassin)
He wanted a break / Now he can rest forever / But who poisoned him? (When finding Maya's assassin)
He hangs in the air / The breeze stirring his body / Animate, yet not. (When finding Salvador's assassin)
Hyperion scum / Trying to catch a monster / Oh, the irony (When finding Krieg's assassin)
I understand it. / A message sent, and received. / Mercy is coming. (When finding Zer0's assassin)
To Zero: One. Well, That's irritaitingly cryptic. (Reading message from Hammerlock)

Borderlands 3

Damn Katagawa. / How did he copy my suit? / Did she... No. Never. (After beating Katagawa Jr.)

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 *Hyperion scum / Trying to catch a monster / Oh, the irony (When finding Krieg's assassin)
 *I understand it. / A message sent, and received. / Mercy is coming. (When finding Zer0's assassin)
+*To Zero: One. Well, That's irritaitingly cryptic. (Reading message from Hammerlock)
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