Wilhelm/Quotes

Personal ECHO Recorder

Jack: Hey, Wilhelm. You wanna come to the moon and hunt a Vault for me?

Wilhelm: No.

Jack: I'll pay you a couple million dollars.

Wilhelm: Okay.

Wilhelm (commenting): Yep. That's my backstory.

Gameplay

Character selection

• "Up and at 'em!"
• "Into the sky!"
• "This is gonna go my way!"
• "It is on!"
• "Comin' your way!"
• "I got moves!"
• "Let's go to work!"
• "Battle stations!"

Joining a game

• "Systems online. Don't slow me down."
• "All powered up. Let's dance."
• "Ready to chew ass and spit gum! And I'm all outta ass."
• "I got your six! Let's kill some stuff!"

Spotting health

• "Health!"
• "Health, over here!"
• "There's health here!"
• "Some health over here!"
• "Got some health for ya!"

Running out of ammo

• "I'm out of ammo!"
• "Out of ammo here!"
• "I'm dry!"
• "Need some ammo"!
• "Anyone got ammo?"
• "I'm out. I'm out!"
• "Gimme ammo!"
• "Dammit, I'm out!"
• "I need more gun food!"
• "I'm out, dammit!"
• "Damn... NEED MORE BULLETS!"

Spotting a Badass enemy

• "We got a badass here!"
• "Badass on the way!"
• "Badass incoming!"
• "Heads up! Incoming badass!"
• "Look out! Badass!"
• "Target acquired! It's a badass!"
• "Badass! Lock 'n load!"
• "We've got a badass incoming!"
• "BADASS!"
• "Got a badass here!"

Killing an enemy

• "Nailed it."
• "Kill confirmed."

Killing multiple enemies

• "I can do this aaaaaall day!"
• "On a ROLL!"
• "This is BETTER than therapy!"
• "Come on, at least TRY!"
• "Corpses pilin' up!"
• "I'm unstoppable!"
• "Killin' machine RIGHT here!"
• "I've got somethin' for EVERYONE!"
• "Come get some!"

Freezing enemies solid

• "Frozen!"

Scoring critical hits

• "Critical!"
• "Your insides are outside, HAH!"
• "Ouch."
• "This gotta hurt."
• "Hurt in the morning!"

Completeling challenges

• "Heh. That wasn't so tough."
• "Nailed it."
• "Challenge? Riiight."
• "Easy as pie."
• "Challenge nailed."

Activating Wolf and Saint

• "Yeah, that just happened!"
• "And then there were three!"
• "Look what you made me do!"
• "Wolf and Saint, go to work!"
• "Go get em', boys!"
• "Now you've got the three of us!"
• "Go, drones!"
• "Drones released!"

Levelling up

• "All systems are a go!"
• "Red light! Green light!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Ding!"
• "Systems upgrading!"
• "Badder to the bone!"
• "That's what I'm talking about!"
• "It's about time!"
• "Upgrade time!"
• "Niiice!"
• "Ho, yeah!"
• "I feel... STRONGER!"

Hit by Cryo damage

• "Friggin' cold!"
• "My gear's freezin' up."
• "Damn, that's cold."
• "Gah! Damn, that's freezing!"
• "Hunh! S-s-s-seriously, that's really cold!"
• "Hunh, I-I'm a damn popsicle!"
• [Shivering from cold]

Being Crippled

• "Urrghh.."
• "D-DAMMIT!"
• "Systems...Failing!"
• "Goin'...offline!"

Activating Termination Protocols

• "Going critical!"
• "Outta time!"
• "Watch this!"
• "Termination protocols activated!"
• "Backup power online!"
• "System shutdown imminent!"

Getting a Second Wind

• "Back online!"
• "Rebooted! AND PISSED!"
• "Ready to rumble!"
• "Reinitialized!"
• "I... LIVE!"
• "It'll take more than that!"
• "Back from the brink!"
• "Nice try!"
• "All systems green!"

Activating Vengeance Cannon

• "Hey, buddy!"
• "I love this guy!"

Spotting supplies

• "Let's see what we got."
• "Supplies here!"
• "I found supplies!"
• "Chest over here!"
• "There's a chest here!"
• "Supplies, over here!"
• "Grab some goodies while you can!"

Spotting a chest

• "Load up on guns!"
• "Tools of the trade here."
• "Open up for daddy!"
• "More loot for papa!"
• "Got a chest over here!"
• "Let's see what you're hidin'!"
• "Whatchu got inside?"
• "Let's crack this puppy open!"

Spotting loot

• "That's some quality merch right there."
• "It ain't even my birthday!"
• "Sweet, sweet loot."
• "Oooh, I like that!"
• "Oh yeah, come to papa!"
• "That's some mighty fine loot."

Being revived

• "Thanks for the assist!"
• "What do you want, a medal?"
• "You got a spare wrench in there, too?"
• "Revive appreciated!"
• "Thanks!"

Reviving an ally

• "On your feet!"
• "You better not die on me."
• "Quit lounging around!"
• "Get back into the fight!"
• "Keep it together!"
• "Walk it off!"
• "I gotcha!"
• "I got your back."
• "Pain's all in the mind!"

Issuing a duel challenge

• "Wanna throw down?"
• "Let's settle this the old-fashioned way!"
• "Wanna dance?"
• "Let's rumble!"
• "You and me! Let's do this!"

Teammate accepts duel challenge

• "You serious?"
• "This should be interesting."
• "You versus me? Riiiiiight."
• "I didn't think you were that cocky. Remember - you asked for this."

Winning a duel

• "OH YEAH!"
• "Hope you learned your lesson!"
• "Never doubted it!"
• "GG."

Tying a duel

• "A tie, seriously?"
• "A tie? BOOOOO-RING!"
• "Tie? Oh, man..."
• "I'm satisfyingly inconclusive."
• "I'm still not impressed."
• "How did ya see that comin'?"

Losing a duel

• "Damn!"
• "Damn it!"
• "Next time!"
• "You got lucky!"
• [Angrily] "Nicely done."
• "OK, that one's yours!"

Crashing into vehicle

Swapping vehicle seats

Ally-specific Quotes

• "Yeah!"
• "Rip'em up, Vault Hunter!"
• "That's how you do it!"
• "Time to run, assholes!"
• "Bash some skulls, Athena!"
• "Where did you get that shield, girl?"
• "Aim for the shield, jackasses!"
• "I'll keep them from flanking you, Athena!"
• "Get RIGHT in their faces, Athena!"
• "You might be enjoying this too much, Nisha!"
• "You've got a creepy look in your eye, girl!"
• "What'chya doin, Nisha?"
• "Go get em' Nisha!"
• "Riddle the bastards!"
• "You give robotics a bad name!"
• "NO! Die, Claptrap!"
• "DO NOT. START. DANCING!"
• "Do something useful, or else I will lose my FRIGGIN' MIND!"
• "Nice job, pretty boy!"
• "You ain't Jack, but hell if I don't like ya!"
• "Tear'em up, Jackie!"
• "Don't disappoint me, Jack!"
• "Thanks, not-Jack!"

Looking at menus

• "Let's see now."
• "Training time."
• "Hmm..."
• "Let's have a look-see..."
• "Do I come with a manual?"

Idle

• "Who am I gonna shoot next and where?"
• "Know what I love about waitin' around? Nothin'."
• "C'mon, let's keep the gears grindin'."
• "C'mon already! I can stand around in my own time!"
• "This place didn't get built for things NOT to get shot up."
• "Yeah, I hate to stop. Man."
• "Are my systems stuck on a logic loop or somethin'?"
• "Man, thinkin' never gets easier."
• "Time to get rollin'!"
• "O. M. W., I've got the tools and the talent! Let's go!"

As a Boss in Borderlands 2

Wilhelm shares most of the quotes uttered by Hyperion loaders, with unique lines.

Losing Shields

• "This is problematic."
• "My shields are down!"
• "Shields down!"

Tossing grenades

• "Throwing explosives!"
• "Grenade!"
• "Have some of this!"

Taunting

• "Your pain is delicious."
• "Exterminating."
• "This is for the good of Pandora!"
• "I will rip out your spine and defecate on it!"
• "Time to die, bad guy!"
• "Your struggle is meaningless!"
• "Jack will win in the end!"
• "This will hurt."
• "I've fought Vault Hunters before!"
• "I am Jack's righteous fury."
• "This will be easier than New Haven!"

Downing a Vault Hunter

• "Stay down, bandit!"
• "Feel the might of Hyperion!"
• "Taste the dirt!"

Killing a Vault Hunter

• "You are weak!"
• "Ha!"
• "Know the surprise!"
• "As expected."
• "Hehehahaha, this is unsurprising!"

Injured

• "Is this... pain?"
• "Someone has made a mistake!"
• "This is literally impossible!"
• "My movement is impaired!"

In range of a grenade

• "That is a grenade!"
• "A grenade!"
• "Oh!"
• "Crap!"

Responding to action skills

Gunzerking:

• "Shut the hell up!"
• "Let's go, 'zerker!"
• "Gun on, 'zerker!"
• "Bring it, gunzerker!"