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The Milkman

aka Kenneth

  • I was born on November 21
  • I am a cyborg, but that's OK.
Milkman Fancy
Jakobs
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It's time to deliver the Milk.
—The Milkman

I am the Milkman. I always deliver.

More Milkman

I play Borderlands and Borderlands 2 on my PS3. If you want to play with me, add MacabreMilkman on the PSN.


More Milkman around teh interwebs:

The Milkman's Arsenal

In Loving Memory....

An ode to Sledge:

You went fucking nuts, I spilled your guts

Your hammer was big, you looked like a pig

You had half a brain, the other half insane

You stomped on Pandora's sands, you ruled the Badlands

Though you never wrote a will, your legend lives still

You weighed a ton, you were bigger than Jotun

Your life is done, but the ride was fun

My greatest prize I have won: your badass Shotgun

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