This Page contains previous discussions on my talkpage, feel free to review them. I... I am the King!Talk 19:48, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

TAB weapons

The TAB page needs more images of s260ex1's custom weapons. if available, would you upload item cards of your "Cepheus" and "predator?" gracias mucho.
Fryguysigwob 22:26, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

(in reaction to fryguy)

If you tell me how to make screenshots of my itemcards then i'll take them for you. I... I am the King! 17:49, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

  1. Capture the itemcard
  2. Upload the image to the wiki
    1. Categorizing the new image is always a good idea
  3. Add the image to the gallery
Let me know if you have any additional questions or concerns. Thank you, and have fun!
Fryguysigwob 23:22, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

(in reaction to fryguy)

Thx i'll get to work on it when I have some spare time on my hands. Also I would like to know how to make/add a slideshow to (for example) my profile page or sumfink. CHEERS! I... I am the King! 12:30, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Gallery code

you may view image galleries in any number of userpages. for example, the picture gallery on my userpage. simply click "edit" => "source" to view the gallery wiki markup code.
Fryguysigwob 16:21, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

(In reaction to fryguy)

Thx that'll do i'll make me own maybe t'morrow and fill it wiv some 3PDLC weapons of s6 and the like. I... I am the King! 22:07, June 4, 2011 (UTC)


888237-prinny ahem large
Hey there!
Borderlands' resident prinny squad at your service
If you have any questions
please ask me dood!

Welcome to the wiki, nice profile page, I see that you've been working hardTalk to prinny! Prinny Riceygringo 22:13, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

(In reaction to prinny)

I do my best and I luve borderlands (to much maybe) and i'll help out on this forum as much as possible. Also in that UBX or whatever it is it says "ask me dood" shouldn't that "dood" (Dutch obviously) be spelled as dead?

I... I am the King! 09:57, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

Your recent edit of the "Weapons" page.

I cleaned up a number of mistakes in your edit. Normally I would have just hit the "Undo" button, but I wanted you to look at the "diff" and see where your mistakes were made and how I corrected them.

Please note that the plural of "Enemy" is "Enemies". "Enemy's" means a contraction such as "enemy is" or "enemy has".

It is also important to note that you should only capitalize the first word in a sentence, not the first word outside of a template.

In the future please take a little extra time checking your spelling and grammar, especially when editing a mainspace page. Thank you. -- Airos 09:56, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Airos is totally correct and I encourage you to keep adding content with his suggestions in mind. Either way, I encourage you to keep editing (it is the only way we get better). If there is any mistakes, it is our job to correct them, so don't worry about that. Do you use firefox or explorer? The reason I ask is because firefox provides a source text (button on the top right while editing) spell check on wiki. You can always open multiple windows and search for the correct spelling as well. Nice work (notwithstanding the clean-up involved). Final signature 12:11, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Oops yeah sorry about that i was in some sort of rush because some people wanted something from me while I was editing so I had to speed up the process.

Normally my spelling and grammar is quite good (even for a none English person) but I kinda fumble over stuff when in 'rush mode'. I... I am the King! 13:27, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Not a problem, what is your natural language? Just curious. Final signature 13:31, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

My native language is Dutch. I am from Holland (The Netherlands) but my second language is English. I also know German, a little French, a little Spanish and last but not least Japanese. I... I am the King! 13:33, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Sounds like my wife's travel time in her youth... except that you would have to add Canada, north Africa, and USA (before she moved here). she is a kiwi... Final signature 13:39, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

My personal heritage is pretty much everyone who fought the English (in the past), my mother is USA Dutch (Pennsylvania) and I am a European mutt (except English). LOL Final signature 13:43, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

P.S. Mntldisorder is from your neck of the woods and has put several blogs out on this wiki. She also sells stuff if you follow her blog links. Final signature 13:48, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Nice but I think you are understanding something completely wrong when it comes to "Mntldisorder" (i just saw her page) It says she's form Sweden but I'm from Holland and those are 2 wholly different countries I... I am the King! 14:00, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

You must understand that the USA is vast and that Canada, Caribbean, Mexico and Hawaii is OUR neck of the woods. Forgive my intrusion, but as wife says, America doesn't know other countries unless they go to war with them... (kiwi saying) Final signature 14:20, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

O.o . . . your wife must be a though one in'nit? Anyways funny story as all! I... I am the King! 14:26, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Not sure, she is not American. She is native New Zealand (Maori). Final signature 14:28, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Anyway, she is very outspoken. You shoulda heard her talk about the American media talking about how the Queen frowned at President Obama for toasting during the "god save the queen" thingy. She said, how would you react if the Queen kept talking over the American National Anthem during a baseball game, when everyone should have their hat over their heart? I actually had nothing to say to her. Final signature 14:39, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Me neither... Anywayz QUESTION: are you on xbox, pc or ps? I... I am the King! 14:41, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

I am on PC. What are you on? You should put it in your profile. Final signature 14:47, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Me to but my GameSpy ID is there (in the bottom) it's: xIx Grimmjow J xIx send me a FRQ if ye want to play together and such. I... I am the King! 07:27, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, I definitely will, when I get a GameSpy ID (never got one). Final signature 08:21, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

I'll be lookn' forward to it! I... I am the King! 14:14, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

uploading images

please categoriz/se your uploads. this may be accomplished by adding [[category:images of kittens]] or wherever your upload belongs to the comment box provided @ upload. or at your earliest subsequent opportunity. thank you for your contributions to the community.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  17:02, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

(In reaction to Dr. F)

So lemme get this straight when I hit the "add a photo" button above the edit area and upload one of my "in game" pics i'll have to add [[catagory: sumfink]] to where?

Sorry but I don't know how all the weird commands and the like works on this wikia. I... I am the King! 21:32, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

in retaliation to Mr. Jj, G

on the contrary. you are not required to do anything. we, the admins (and by that I mean "me"), ask that you categorise your uploads and, ill admit, its much easier to use the add category button after the upload is complete. please do not worry about what you are not yet used to. add and edit where ever you like, someone will tidy up if necessary. learning is part of the fun of wikia (your majesty)  The Evil Dr. F (Talk)15,818 Edits

Please remember to categorize new images uploaded to the wiki. Uncategorized and or unpublished images will be deleted. Thank you.

above is a handy template we often use to poke users about categorizing images. the link and the image both link to helpful info on how to "cat a pic."
Fryguysigwob 00:14, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do bout it all. I... I am the King! 09:31, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Btw: Dr. F. you wrote: "in retaliation to Mr. Jj, G" It should be: "Mr. G. Jj" (just sayn') but anywayz thanks for the heads up! I... I am the King! 09:31, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

(Mr. Jj, G as in Dr. Forrestor, Clayton or Mr. Jaegerjaquez, Grimmjow)

Rahahaha sure that'll do :) I... I am the King! 16:26, June 8, 2011 (UTC)


in lieu of re-editing your signed posts, you may wish to have a butchers at Forum:Guide to making a custom signature

Fryguysigwob 23:32, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

No that was me messing with me profile and screwn' up the thing so I had to re-edit me sig. But i'll wait with makn' one of them custom sig's for when I'm a little more accustomed to the entire wiki thing. I... I am the King! 09:28, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Special weapons page.

Hey I saw a couple of people use a standalone page to show off their weapons. I would like one of them pages to and add the link to me main page.

Some explanation would be much appreciated thx! I... I am the King! 09:41, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Sure. The easy way would just to create the link on your user page. For example, my page is [[User:Airos/Gear]]. So you would make a link such as [[User:Mr. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez/Gear]] on your user page, then save your page. At first your link will "redlink", which means it will be red in colour because it's a link that doesn't go anywhere. Click on it, and it will take you to the "Create a Page" dialogue. From there you can add pictures or whatever you'd like. Once you save that page, you'll find that your original link is no longer red.
Another helpful tip: whenever you see something you like, but don't know how to do you can click on "Edit" then "Source" to view the code of that page. Look for the section you wanted, and you can copy/paste that code onto your page. -- Airos 10:49, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Wow nice reply speed.. and one nice reply indeed. Exactly what I needed thx i'll get to work on that right now. Thanks again! I... I am the King! 16:16, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Ok I kinda made one can you check if I did it correctly? I... I am the King! 16:31, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, looks good. -- Airos 16:57, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Ok thx. I... I am the King! 20:16, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Image categorization

I recategorized your recent image upload to Category:User specific images. It helps to keep the wiki a bit more tidy when using existing categories, both for images and pages. This page contains a list of the most commonly used categories for images.

Basically, the way you had categorized your image it was "redlinked" to a non-existent category. Not only does this prevent the image from showing up in the correct category, but it also adds that redlink to a page listing missing category pages.

No harm was done, so don't sweat it. Just letting you know a little more about how things work. -- Airos 10:48, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

K thx i'll use that list of yours next time I'm going to categorize something. I... I am the King! 10:50, June 9, 2011 (UTC)


Can you verify your edit in any way? Checking on GearCalc it says that the builds are legit with all the different varieties of barrel. -- Airos 11:35, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I may have made a mistake with GearCalc. Give me a bit to work this out. -- Airos 11:45, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, yeah, I goofed. Your edit is correct as far as I am able to work out, thank you. -- Airos 11:51, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
It's ok I know what I'm editing and I always make sure my edits are technically correct in every way so you won't see me fumbling over weapon mechanics and the like. Just keep in mind that harpoon's only come in RPG and SPC variants. I... I am the King! 12:14, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Not a problem. I don't want you to think that I don't trust your statements, but I like to make sure that "we", (as a wiki), can prove our statements. I'm actually the lead of the Mythbusters project for this wiki, so I try to look for "proof" as much as I can, even if that proof that doesn't need to be included on the page itself. -- Airos 12:30, June 9, 2011 (UTC)


I have a mammoth. s260ex1 wrote "Sense", I cannot say why. I added that so helpful editors do not try to help too much.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  22:21, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I see... wait you've got a mammoth? Really? Man dude i've been looking all over 4 that thing would you mind dupn' it 4 me r sumfink? I... I am the King! 15:58, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

gotta find the thing. ill get back to you or add me via chat client.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  22:01, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
And where is the "chat client"? I... I am the King! 07:29, June 14, 2011 (UTC),, (chat box).   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  07:47, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Well I'm on hotmail and none of the above though, just send me a FRQ on B-lands itself and then we can go down to bizz I guess.I... I am the King! 07:49, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

sorry (your grace) I cannot find the thing. must not have been in my "keeper" range. well go mammoth hunting sometime. ps - I tried insane dif, I don't recommend it.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  05:31, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Oh I see well noting to do about it then. Anywayz thanks 4 trying though. I'll see if I can get it myself on insane (that's the mode I always do). I... I am the King! 07:32, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

{{user is insane}}

Bwhahaha- ha- haa! That's what my style go's for anyway GRIMMJOW FTW BABY! HA HAA! I... I am the King! 10:01, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

image cat

thanks, mr. g, for helping to fill out the TAB weapons page. however, the weapon images that you uploaded remain uncategorised. kindly refer to the userbox shown above and remember to categorize these images and any new images uploaded to the wiki.
Fryguysigwob 19:58, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

I'll do I... I am the King! 07:29, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Done I... I am the King! 08:02, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Updating gear to post knoxx update

Why did changing all these images seem so necessary? How are these images better than the old ones? These changes are killing both the wiki's history, and the variety of weapons that gives life to the page, and the game. Borderlands is about all weapons, not just the great level 67 ones; a lot of players don't even have the add-ons, making these weapons meaningless to them. I do not like these changes at all. I'm not an admin, but I'd request you further discuss your changes before you continue. happypal (talk • contribs • inventory) 17:56, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Oh ok I thought since the patch which levels everyone up higher was released these "old" weapons became a little irrelevant due to the fact people can get higher level stuff. Also it's nice to have a change in pic's form time to time. This also makes it a little more livelier. However I'm not saying that higher is better I'm saying that sometimes changes need to be made in order to keep things a little up-to-date. I hope that this is understandable I did not want to ruin anything (unlike the real Grimmjow) I just wanted what is best 4 this wiki and I thought that by updating and refreshing old into new seemed like a good job. I... I am the King! 18:14, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

previous unsolicited attempts have been made to "improve" the weapon mainspace articles with "better" weapon variant item cards, including the ill-fated attempt by L3VI to "fix the sorry state of the wiki." ultimately all of these projects were rejected by the community as a whole, with varying degrees of rage and flaming. I appreciate your efforts to date, but i am afraid i will have to ask you to revert the edits made to the weapon pages so far. i would, however, encourage you to redirect your energies to the following suggestions:

  • add your weapon item cards to the respective talk:weapon variants tables.
    • update the mainspace weapon table statistics to reflect the new range of damage, accuracy, clip size, etc., if applicable (e.g. your new image on the Bitch (Borderlands) page has a higher damage than shown on the table's damage range.)
  • create a forum for the purposes of gauging the community's views and opinions regarding changing the mainspace weapons tables.
    thank you.
    Fryguysigwob 18:40, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Ok it so seems I was at fault I apologize for this mistake I made. Do I just have to undo my revisions? Next time i'll just add them to the variant tables and keep my hands of the mainpage pic's. However I do keep my eyes open for mods cuz I do not tolerate this hideous things. As I stated before, I just want what's best for this wiki and it so seems that this wasn't the thing. I... I am the King! 18:52, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Just to answer your question, yes. Undoing them would do fine, because it would put the original picture back. Nohai 18:59, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Copy that. Again I'm sorry for what I did and I hope no one is mad a lil' ol' me. I... I am the King! 19:01, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Juahjuahjuah! something is going wrong with the whole undo thing. I'm keeping my hands of it to prevent any unwanted events. My suggestion: let a admin do it or someone that knows how to do it properly. But I'm bound to fail I guess! I... I am the King! 19:05, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Anywayz I also have to leave for now so I can't be of any help with the whole undo thing. I... I am the King! 19:07, June 16, 2011 (UTC)'s just the "undo" button...Nohai 19:39, June 16, 2011 (UTC)


Mr. g, a relatively new user may not be expected to be familiar with the wikia's history or set of unwritten guidelines. however, an aspiring regular contributor should want to familiarize him/her/itself with common wiki editing tools. simply view the change made to the page edited and select the "undo" button.

that said, regarding the concept of updating the weapon mainspace pages, some concessions that I will allow on mainspace weapon / item images will be the following:

  • replace images with excessive grey/white borders around them with new images lacking such borders (e.g. this previous image that was replaced with this one).
  • replace images of weapons that shoot multiple projectiles that show no projectile count with images that show the correct projectile count. (e.g. this image of a defender with "52 damage" that was replaced with this image that correctly shows 9 projectiles.)
  • replace images of weapons / items with red level requirements with an image without.
  • the choice of replacement images shall be left up to the discretion of the editor provided that the weapon shown is neither a construct, a mod, nor a gearcalc / willowtree image, and remains an accurate generalization of the weapon / item in question (e.g. no carnage variants on non-carnage shotgun pages, no "hybrid" legendary / unique weapons, etc.)
  • in lieu of creating orphaned images, the original images will be moved to the talk page variants table.

in addition, the infobox caption should be standardized with the title of the weapon / item... or an appropriate anecdote [1]. at this time, some item cards show the red flavour text and some show the title of the weapon / item.

this mission, should you choose to accept it, may be completed by yourself, mr. g., as well as by any other willing do-bees on the wiki. if you aren't comfortable / interested, however, let me know and i will add this project to the bounty board. thanks much.
Fryguysigwob 21:30, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

(In reaction to Fryguy)

So basicly my change on the defender/troll was not all that bad? And if I add the correct anecdote in the caption boxes and the like my images can stay as long as I move the "orphaned" weapon the the varieties tab?

And your question about the mission will be accepted by me. I'll see if I can update some pic's appropriately with the statements above. I... I am the King! 07:20, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Just for the borders, if it is a see-through border, we can just update the image (rather than change the card): Forum:Guide, the art of taking weapon screen shot (PC only). happypal (talk • contribs • inventory) 23:05, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Done, I just cropped most of the new images used on mainspace uploaded by GJ. happypal (talk • contribs • inventory) 07:19, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Need some help

hi man,

I'm a Borderlands player. I've seen some of your posts and weapons/images recently, and I have some questions to ask about ^^ Just wanna improve my weapon list as well as learning how to edit weapon.

If you have Skype/Yahoo! Messenger then please let me know.


Crack. —Preceding unsigned comment added by (talkcontribs)

Sure I'm on windows messenger: bs99412(at) Just send me a mail and i'll look into it. I... I am the King! 07:11, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

images of weapons

please do not overwrite images already on the wiki. if you get a notice that an image of a filename exists, please rename your file on upload. many users add their profile name or initials to their file name for uniqueness. thank you.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  02:55, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Copy that. I... I am the King! 07:15, June 17, 2011 (UTC)


just a heads up.. you might want to check the history of the weapon page to make sure you aren't overriding a caption that someone else had made.. Razldazlchick 19:42, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

I did but a monitor of this "caption" thing I might want to add that various other people did this exact same thing. However if people keep on overriding one another's captions i'll undo all to revert it back to the original. I... I am the King! 19:45, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

mr. gj, on the forum Weapon Page Captions you wrote:
...when a caption has already been made then do not overwrite it with your own.
— I... I am the King! 10:06, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
unfortunately, this appears to be exactly what the majority of your recent edits have been, overwriting others' caption ideas with your own. no one user has exclusive rights to the captions. please use your best judgement when deciding when, and if, to edit a caption in the future. thank you.
Fryguysigwob 21:45, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

The FA FA FA is from the song Psycho Killers that is referenced in the red text and also, at least to me, looks like the sound an automatic weapon would make. Veggienatersml 16:09, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

...automatic weapons sound much more violent than a "FA FA FA"...from first hand experience. But yes, the current caption stays. Nohai 16:26, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

I was referring more to the beat than the actual spelling of the sound. --Veggienatersml 16:42, June 20, 2011 (UTC)


try: Special:Contributions/Nagamrky Special:Contributions/Nagamarky.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  19:38, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

If I click it it redirects me to a empty looking page I... I am the King! 19:40, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

It works but uh..... this might come a little late but uh..... what am I supposed to do with this? hè- hè- hèhè '^_^ I... I am the King! 19:50, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

you asked who he was/is. the most prolific editor on the wiki. Anytime you find your self in doubt, check a user's past edits to see if they know what they are talking about or possibly they are a known troll or might even have purchased a license to troll. there is no license for vandalism, all that can be undone w/o worry. talk pages are for introductions and personal discussions.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  15:53, July 5, 2011 (UTC)


its not so much I mind you replacing pictures on the wiki. I would ask that you replace the pictures that are in need of replacing first. secondly, in _my_ opinion (and mine only), the pictures so far did not need replacing. also you are creating orphans right and left by not tagging the pics you are replacing as {{delete|unused}}. ill leave it to the editors to decide which pictures will stay and which will go.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  02:08, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

I talked to fryguy about the low qualtity NPC/Enemy pic's and he said it was fine to replace them by high quality. but i'll tag the old's 4 ye. I... I am the King! 12:22, July 7, 2011 (UTC)


Were you given rollback privileges? Veggienatersml 11:53, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Oh you need privileges? I thought since i've busted a couple of people on vandalism/adding wrong info that you qualify as rollbacker since you clarified pages and such. But i'll remove it if you want to! I... I am the King! 11:55, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, it is a special tool given to certain trusted members of the community. It allows a rollbacker to erase vandalism instead of undoing it and leaving a summary on the activity feed. If you do not have Rollback privileges, you are not a rollbacker. You can always reword the box to say you reported/smacked a vandal or the like. Veggienatersml 20:35, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Feel free to copy any userboxes from my page you wish. Just make sure you are not misrepresenting yourself is all. Veggienatersml 20:48, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Copy that we'll leave it at a misunderstanding. I... I am the King! 20:54, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

No biggie. I was just clarifing is all. continue with the good work. Veggienatersml 21:03, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

AYE SIR! I... I am the King! 21:19, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

please see the Userbox gallery for userboxes that have been released into the public domain. any others you may see likely have been created by, or gifted to, the user. at that point, the issue of credit comes into play.
Fryguysigwob 22:59, July 8, 2011 (UTC)


Sorry. Is that bad? I'm pretty sure I got all the information right. Auntarie 10:06, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

No it's not bad at all. But it saves you from re-writing everything! I... I am the King! 21:48, July 11, 2011 (UTC)


Oh sorry I didnt think it would bother you that much . I was just trying to make my page more intresting as I am new to stuff like this and i was just trying to fit in. :( Ill take it off sorry ,I don have a camra for my xbox so I cant take any pictures of my own . plus I dont have ant pearlescent wepons of my own yet.

Sign your posts with (x4 ~).

It doesn't bother me at all. But it would have been nicer if things were to be asked first. You can keep 'm on your page aslong as credit is given to me as the origional founder. I... I am the King! 11:25, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for checking out my guns

I have a question though. What do you think of that Ajax Spear? And do you think it might be constructed? How about that Redemption? And are you absolutely sure the pearls I have are legit and not constructed or modded? Thanks again.

(Sign your posts with (x4 ~)

As for the ajax spear: Exellent gun. Best mag, has a accessory, 2nd to best stock, to bad lacking scope. Overall i'll give it a 8.

As for the Redemption: Good gun. Massive damage, lacking proper scope, worst stock. Overall i'll give it a 6.5.

As for the rest. Everything "could" be a construct but i'm sure they aren't because when people make constructs they normally aim for the best parts and highest lvl. I... I am the King! 23:17, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

But most likely they're not constructs correct? I just want to make sure as I feel insicure on whether they are 100% legit or not. If you feel like one of the pearls I have is very good let me know, since it might be a construct.

(Sign your posts with (x4 ~)

Yes indeed their are no constructs among them have no fear. I... I am the King! 10:13, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

And tha genocide Avenger with 420 damage. does it have the best parts to be constructed? What about tha jackal with 1399 damage? Thanks.

(Sign your posts with (x4 ~)

The genocide avenger is not wholly consisting out of the best parts, it's lacking a accessory for example. As for the Jackal... is moderate, not bad. I... I am the King! 21:37, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Last time i'm going to bother you, and sorry if I am, but could you explain why these two are constructs:

Bessie: HTTP://

Aries: HTTP://

I wonder about the bessie. It consists purely out of the best parts unless you can prove YOU are the one who found it or a friend you trust did, i'm going for construct on it BUT only if you are NOT the founder if you are then it's not a construct. I... I am the King! 21:32, July 29, 2011 (UTC)


Try using the preview button before publishing pages to make sure whatever you have edited is the proper way that you wanted it to be. (also makes the history of the page less messy) Razldazlchick 23:53, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

I know i know i was just to hasty due to the edit being minor and all. But i fixed it right? Anyways srry bout that '^_^ I... I am the King! 23:55, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

warn template

see warn template for future use. adding this template will tag the user with a "warned users" category. tx.
Fryguysigwob 22:32, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

Is this about the dude that kept spamming the Chimera page? I... I am the King! 10:06, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

the one.
Fryguysigwob 16:07, August 4, 2011 (UTC)

so which is it scoob? king or god? this isnt egypt. Is this egypt? This isnt egypt. asteroid f is seeking clarity on this point.  The Evil Dr. F (Talk)15,818 Edits

Both.. i claim both seats.. why? Because i'm selfish MWHA- HA- HA- HAA! No it's just me adding the fun where Dr. F left off. I... I am the King! 21:49, August 6, 2011 (UTC)


+1 edit on talk by Mr. Evil F. (Yosha!) I... I am the King! 12:10, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

On Carnage Hydras and Friendly Fires

The article on Carnage Hydras should not say -100% Spread. That actually does mean 100% Accuracy (check the Accuracy article), despite the snarky comment you made on the Friendly Fire Talk page. Having luckily gotten a Carnage Hydra recently, I was able to see if the info on its accuracy was correct- it is not. I even uploaded a YouTube video to show it, which is posted in the Talk Page of the Hydra. Even if the Hydra supposedly had a more realistic 98.7% Accuracy, the highest actual Accuracy in the game, it is simply not so, as its rockets deviate much wider than that. Either way, the logic of pattern-fire shotguns overriding Accuracy is false and applies legitimately to both Hydras and Friendly Fires.--Mensahero 12:25, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Check my latest explain upon the Hydra talk. I... I am the King! 12:42, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

3pdlc weapon ideas

you mentioned on my talky the desire for weapon ideas "how gearbox would have made them." i can't think of anything more appropriate than including weapons that were dropped (or screwed up) by gbx but exactly how they would have made them. what say you bring back the grenade launchers, the Rainmaker, the Big Toe, the Terror, and the Onslaught? and how 'bout the eridians that got dropped? the Acid Storm, Fire Storm, Elemental Rifle, and Shock Rifle? slightly less important (to me) but still fun would be fixing the naming and rarity conventions of the Plague, the Executioner, the Penetrator, and the Draco? all of the code should still be included in the game files, just hashed out by "deletedeletedelete."
Fryguysigwob 01:12, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
I already made a fix (about 2 months ago) for the: Reaper, Penetrator, Plague, Executioner, Vengeance and Draco. If you wish I could send you the .upk update file + the requirements to change your weapons to how they should be. But you'll need the PC variant though. I'm also thinking about fixing certain weapon parts such as the Evil accessory, the Driver prefix, etc. As for the Eridians... I don't like them, so I'd guess I won't do them. As for the Grenade Launchers.. I'll give them a thought. I... I am the King! 07:12, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
lol nnoitra suprise bitch attack! Sabretooth1991 17:15, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Your comment here? I... I am the King! 17:19, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

No thanx needed.

It is what i do, being a rollbacker and all. It was no problem. Veggienatersml 14:12, June 18, 2012 (UTC)


What format do you play and if you are a PS3 user are you a plus subscriber? I've developed a cloning scheme and would like to trade legendary items with you.

Sorry to say that my systems of operations are the PC and XBOX 360, so PS3 is out of my jurisdiction. Also your "cloning scheme" is world-widely known as "Duplicating weapons/gear". I... I am the King! 19:52, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Codes plz

Mr. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez can you please post the code of your One-shot here i have willowtree and my Gamespy Profile name is dominick4537 if u wanna play with me.

Well you see the Oneshot is part of the whole package, it's not a standalone weapon. And frankly I'm not fond of just spraying around my 3PDLC to any random figures, I'll need to have played with you for a while before I'd give you anything (get to know you). Also if it's just the Oneshot, I'll have to convert it to a new standalone file, since it's now defined as a cluster-package. I... I am the King! 09:57, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
I've send ya a F-req. However next time, do it yourself. You want the Oneshot, undertake action to get it, as I won't follow you around. ~~

The Page

End-User_Created_Content/Legendary_Fix.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  22:46, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

"Oh hell yeah, they need to stop hangin' out toys for us to play with!" I'll get on it ASAP. I... I am the King! 22:52, June 19, 2012 (UTC)


umm i kinda accadently declined your friend request so ah can you plz send me one more?

As I said before, "You want it? Go get it" I won't be chasing you around, if you want the goods, then undertake action accordingly. I... I am the King! 16:58, June 22, 2012 (UTC)

When will you be done with guns and gear?

I stumbled on your page and was wondering when you might have your guns and gear available? Looks pretty cool. 19:33, July 10, 2012 (UTC) BlowinStankBudz

Well Pearlescent doesn't make itself, they need a good thought. Legey's will be done soon, probably t'morrow, but the last pearlescent shield and remaining pearlescent weapons will need another week or so. If you have any good pearlescent ideas, please share, as said before, they don't make themselves. However I'm currently having tons of fun with my custom upgraded and pimped: T3H 3V3RYTH1NG GUN (by Yeti and Nola). I... I am the King!Talk 19:47, July 10, 2012 (UTC)


Sounds good cant wait to see the finished product. As far as ideas for pearls I can think on it for awhile, I'm not sure what all you already are making (I need to look at your list again) but right off hand i can say that a nice full auto shock combat rifle would be pretty sweet. Also a corrosive sniper that is acually worth using. Other than that im'a have to hop on the game and look through what I got to see whats missing from my arsenal that I would enjoy using. If your interested in playing on xbox at all my gt is BlowinStankBudz. Or if I knew your gt I could send you a message... it's up to you no big deal. Either way I will get back to you on pearl ideas if your truely interested. I would love to make them myself but i'm fairly new to willowtree and am still learning everything there is to know about the program. 22:43, July 10, 2012 (UTC)BlowinStankBudz

Well these weapons are not willowtree related, this is made by using the Unreal Development Kit, the official program Gearbox used for creating Borderlands, these weapons are also limited towards the PC version of Borderlands, so XBOX 360 and PS3 will not, and can not get these, sorry. However I do have a XBOX, I'll send you a F-req. this evening. We'll talk then. I... I am the King!Talk 10:03, July 11, 2012 (UTC)


Hi there, regarding your borderlands legendary weapons fix...

should you not give credit to Nolaftw for creating and publishing HIS file that you're using and publishing under your name...

a link to the development page on the gearbox forums would be appreciated as well.

Your sincerest,

Cipher 11:21, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

The reason I'm not is basicly because I made this myself not Nola, he did to, but this one is mine. I just took the liberty of adding a fix on this website since it has not been published here yet. I... I am the King!Talk 19:14, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

since i am not at all related to the wikia and how it works, i'm just posting this here sinc ethere's no resonse button, but whatever.

anyway, explain why the package contains the EXACT same naming apart from the "driver" in it. Why it has the EXACT same stats as nola's weapon definitions and why it is all the fucking same. i'll tell you, cuz you're talking BS.

Same goes for your name, your not the gunsmith that's s620ex1 (stated on the gearbox forums). you're no gun smith.. not at all... just a guy who wants attention and steals other people's work to do so.

Cipher 05:19, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

First off: "drop the pathetic hating, it makes you look dull and ignorant."
Second off: "the reason why it's the same is basically this: is the only way to make it work, if I'd change things that go beyond Gearboxs' standards then it wouldn't be a fix as all. And would be straight mods"
Third off: "as for the gunsmith part... have you checked my User:Mr. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez/Gear page yet? So yeah, I'm a gunsmith... I mean, hè- hè, I haven't seen you creating anything, now did you?"
Remember: "do your homework properly kids, or you'll be found dumb by society!"
Cheers mate!
I... I am the King!Talk 17:01, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Have you ever considered that Nola; is not the only one who can use UDK? You see, there are more people out there (example: me) that would like to fix the broken parts left behind by Gearbox.

dude.. seriously.. you should do your homework lol not spoiling it, though i've created more than just guns ;) so get your shit straight

as for the package, are you seriously that ignorant? fooling yourself? believing you made it? just sad...

Cipher 05:45, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

Reiterating: no I haven't seen your stuff, link? And yeah I made this myself, although you have serious issues with it, for reasons yet to be explained. I'd like to implement the thought yet again: "other people can make such stuff to."
Awwwww... did I hurt your fanboy feelings towards Nola? Are you that much of a dirtlicker that you think he's assumed a position of a god since he apparently made that fix first? Well allow me: Do you honestly believe that as soon as one person makes the "fix", nobody else should or could do so as well, I mean.. I haven't seen any copyright, patent or all rights reserved claims by Nola.. Oh no, wait. Gearbox owns them, under their leave, we as the normal masses have their permission to use the UDK to influence their creation (as long as we don't sell it, etc.), however everybody is equal in doing so, and holds no rights in whatever they create, since Gearbox owns them. SO, linking this back to our topic results in me being able to create whatever packages I want to create, which apparently look the same as Nola's'; since they serve the same foundation as all, although mine expands it by adding the "Driver", a thing Nola overlooked.
Oh~~ Snap! I think I just got my shit straight... And guess what? I laughed diabolically all the way.
Now in the highly likely event you would respond to this with disdain, have no fear, I am consulting with matter with Nola, so it would be much appreciated if you would just leave this matter; before we drift off into spamming my entire talkpage with this conversation. I... I am the King!Talk 20:35, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

talking it over w/ nola seems prudent.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  06:27, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Done, I'm going to write my command lines a little more differently than his. Just to avoid future conflicts. I... I am the King!Talk 16:16, July 16, 2012 (UTC)
Done and reset, the new Fix file is available. I... I am the King!Talk 16:26, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

BL customization

Hello Mr. Grimmjow! I was wondering, after seeing your page, if the weapons you posted here on the wiki are real! I mean, playable! Because they sure do look awesome! And also, can you help me out with this user made content for Borderlands? I wish to know how I can get my hands on the DLCs and also how to install them properly!

Thank you kind sir! —Preceding unsigned comment added by Marcoskhzouz (talkcontribs)

They are 400% real, functional, usable, disposable, etc. They are tested (thoroughly) and operate at nominal levels. However I'm still finalising some items to prep them for launch later today. As for the whole 3P/DLC content installation process, please visit: [2] and read thorough, that should do the trick for ya.
So check back later t'day and you'll probably notice the download button and a 'how-to' description on my Gear page. I... I am the King!Talk 10:22, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

Need Help

I've seen the custom weapons and weapon fix you posted... Unfortunately, I have had a good bit of trouble getting it to work. I saw that you said you had an Xbox, maybe actually talking to you would help a bit. If you wouldn't mind adding me, my gamer tag is Mr Monkeybacon

Mr Monkeybacon (talk) 03:39, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

It says that your gamer tag is invalid, typo? I... I am the King!Talk 10:33, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
I don't know if it makes a difference, but it reads on the xbox as Mr MonkeyBacon. The only difference is the capital B hope that solves the issue
Mr Monkeybacon (talk) 15:16, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
I'll try that then. I... I am the King!Talk 16:04, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
I accepted your FRQ, and I look forward to raiding the armory and raising hell across pandora. Thanks again for being so prompt and helpful, I'm still new to the wiki and pc gaming in general. Mr Monkeybacon (talk) 16:40, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Don't sweat it, I'm just lookin' forward to positive messages from people enjoying their download, and some possible pic's to (so I know what they've found so far). I... I am the King!Talk 17:18, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

 % shield/ your weapons

The % of the shield to get your weapons are really low. Can you consider make the percentage like this?

  • 1% Chance to make a killed enemy drop a Legendary TDW weapon
  • 0.1% Chance to make a killed enemy drop a Pearlescent TDW weapon

—Preceding unsigned comment added by (talkcontribs)

No, not really, if you read correctly you've noticed that EVERY kill counts, 0.1 and 0.01 is good enough, yesterday I literally had 3 Pearl droppings, one after the other (not even kidding). And besides this is how the real Legendary/Pearlescent RaritySpawnScale setting are so.... Do your best.
Remember to sign your posts with ~~~~ I... I am the King!Talk 16:04, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
PS: ~Consider to leave a pic behind of the stuff you've found so far!

this weapon/gear thing you made sounds totally stellar! is there any way to put it on a mac version?

Ramorite (talk) 02:02, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Mac, Mac... Mac, lemme think. I don't own a Mac so I'm completely at loss when I comes to that system, however I do know someone who helped another person with a Mac to my Fix.upk file. Just a sec, looking it up... here: Talk:End-User Created Content/Legendary Fix, it's under the header of "applying the fix", that might help ya! I... I am the King!Talk 09:36, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Hello, Grimmjow.

I downloaded your gear packages and would like to give some feedback. I am new to the wiki and am not sure if this is the place for this sort of thing goes.

First, I would like to say I stumbled a lot with errors before I finally found you saying somewhere that DrZed's patch was needed. I know that this may be common knowledge for the average Borderlands addict, but I'd recommend you putting it on installation notes for helping newbies like me. Ok, now onto the mod itself. I have to say that the mod is riddled with lots of good ideas and great weapon designs and new, awesome models. However, it has some huge flaws that I simply couldn't overlook.

First, the shield you need to even get the action started seems way too powerful. Compared to any other non-pearlescent shield it has too good stats. Second, I don't think using a shield is really the smartest idea for "getting things started", because shields are supposed to be hard to find and not given right away. I think the best fix would be changing the effect on a grenade mod, since those aren't a challenge to find anyway, as well as making it low priced (your shield was priced 1 million at lvl 44, much higher than anything in that level range). I would suggest making all of the grenade mods with this effect and let the player choose which to use, but if that takes too much time, you could just make it for the most easy to use one, contact grenades. This will also let you use some other of your awesome shields without losing the effect of the mod.

Next, the effect of the starting gear you provide is simply too much, it seems exaggerated. Some people said 0.1 and 0.01 is too low, but they probably didn't even play the mod! I found myself flooded in legendaries and pearls, to the point it became redundant to play. I suggest lowering the chances of them to appear significantly, or this mod will become a borefest, since you'll have too high rarity gear very often. Also, that effect of making loot drops is too high too, every enemy drops loot now, and not bad loot, high level loot! I suggest lowering the effect (it's 10% now, if I remember correctly) to 1% or 0.5%. Too much loot is bad, it makes the game way too easy. As for the legendaries and pearls, I suggest reducing their drop rates for normal mobs to 0.03% and 0.002% respectively, but giving bosses higher drop rates. Give 0.3% and 0.02% for normal bosses (badass skags, bruisers, bandits etc.) and a much bigger 1% and 0.1% respectively for large bosses like Sledge, Skagzilla, Flynt etc. This way, I think the experience will be better, not flooded in loot but still with nice drop rates. Note that this is purely my opinion, and you may alter the numbers however you like.

Ok, now I'd like to give an opinion of the weapons that I've found. I'll try not to spoil their effects too much.

Cerberus- I think this weapon is way too powerful. It has everything, from magazine size, to accuracy, damage and fire rate. I think you should nerf it in either accuracy or fire rate, because it's just too powerful for a legendary.

Stingray- I love the new effect on this weapon. It's original and very useful.

Annihilator- Seems fairly balanced, with a nice scope. The accuracy could take a hit though, since it is a machinegun after all.

Oneshot- I've been lucky enough to find one of these. I'll have to congratulate you, this is one of my favourites! It's very original, and very powerful. The scope is a nice touch too. The sound when you shoot seems to cut off rather abruptly though, I think you should do something about that.

Cricket- It's a funny weapon, and could be useful in some situations.

Killswitch- It seems like a nice idea, although I haven't found it. The effect shouldn't work on big bosses though (Skagzilla, Sledge etc.) I also think it would be more interesting if the effect would only worked on critical hit.

Comet- Overall balanced, and explosive legendaries were fairly scarce. Not anymore.

Scarlet Tempest- A new shock weapon was needed, but this is just overkill! I suggest you either tone down the effect, lower the fire rate, give it insane recoil or or just make it rarer than the other pearls. It's simply way too powerful!

Betelgeuse- Insane magazine. I like it.

Vigilante- A nice addition to the ammo regen weapons.

Paladin- I'm not sure if the critical hit chance fits Tediore too much (it also makes the weapon a tad too powerful).

Reckoner- The new effect is interesting for anyone that isn't Lilith (Mordecai approves of this weapon).

Guerilla- Dahl's Penetrator has nothing on this!

Antelope- The only thing particular to this repeater is it's horrible fire rate! Why is it legendary?

Eviscerator- I really like the new barrel on this. The fire rate is great too, really great weapon!

Obliterator- The accuracy seems WAY too high for a masher! Maybe 85.0 or even 90.0, but this is too much.

Sawed-off- Great for close quarters battles, although the fire rate and reload speed kind of put me off.

Earthquake- A Cobra with less fire rate and more accuracy. Not bad.

Altair- Another weapon that has too much damage, accuracy, magazine size and fire rate all at once. I suggest reworking it somehow, it's way too powerful, especially for a legendary. On a side note, it's also one of the most common. Make it rarer, or possibly pearl.

Cassiopeia- The effect on this weapon is great, and the new paintjob is cool too. Great weapon overall.

Warden- I do not see the need of this weapon, as there is already an ammo regen combat rifle. I suggest reworking it into a machine gun.

Salvation- Again, an interesting remodel, and some very good health regeneration.

Abaddon- Maybe it's just me, but this weapon seems to proc too seldom.

Kovrov- I've always loved Vladof machine guns, and this one is so much better than the Revolution!

All right, now all that's left to discuss are the shields.

Godspeed- A really helpful effect.

Supernova- This is the only "Wave" shield that actually managed to kill something! The elemental resistance is great too, can help a lot with shock weapons.

Procyon- This one is actually a lot worse than the loot effect on the first shield you have to use! Then again, I've already suggested reworking it, so it might prove useful if you do.

Aegis- Given the very strong effect, I would suggest reducing either cooldown or capacity.

Hardass- The much needed explosion resistance shield. Good job. The description has a minor typo, it should be "wimps".

Sovereign- Could you explain please what stats it exactly effects?

Undying- This one should probably be legendary, so the Immortal can be pearl, since it's a buffed up version of it. Having both at the same rarity seems a bit off.

All right, that's all for now. I eagerly await your response! Aeodkiller (talk) 19:45, July 23, 2012 (UTC)Aeodkiller

This is a great response to my gear, do note that its gear is meant to be END GEAR as in End-User Created content (End of the original game addition), so it was focused on lvl. 69 personages who completed the game (please refer to the official Gearbox Software Borderlands Forums, under the banner or "Off-worlder Creations"). Also the fact that you find it alot is because I did not create all this so you would have trouble finding it (I know people who haven't found a single Pearl since the release of Knoxx). This pack is meant to be used, not waited for, take NolaFTW's snowguns collection for example: [3], (download that and you'll get a special code from me for a REALLY special weapon). However he set it so you'd get a drop on every kill, unlike me.

As for your review:

  • Cerberus: Can't help it, it's a Atlas, It does all that, however I'm assuming you play alone? This because it's usefulness goes down with more, besides it's damage is not that much of a difference to any other machine pistol with the double accessory.
  • Annihilator: It's a Hyperion. It does that.
  • Oneshot: Awesome weapon, however the sound is nothing I can help, I got the soundpackage from someone else, I asked for a better one but that was about 2 months ago... Still no response. Maybe do myself? Expect crap quality, I only have a IPOD NANO to record this stuff.
  • Killswitch: It's balanced, the killshot is balanced, due to low fire rate and the fact that you need to HIT (since it's a revolver, it's going to be hard shooting a moving target). However it's most notable (funny) feature is that it can cripple a modded shield without the need of trespassing. I'm, however, thinking about adding the "Flop shot" which does zippo damage.
  • Scarlet Tempest: No, it's a unique weapon, it functions the way it does, I personally love it. However I find it quite balanced with it's eagerness to empty your ammo reserves. It also does not proc. always, given a firefight (a good one) and you'll notice the big proc's are left out.
  • Paladin: The crit. boost is needed to make it kill stuff (it's quite hard without), go kill Alpha Skags, you'll see.
  • Antelope: Get the TK body variant.
  • Obliterator: It's a Hyperion, it does that, don't use in close quarters, might lose a life... or 2.
  • Sawed-off: Refer to the Gears Of War 3 Sawed-off shotgun, check youtube, you'll see. Also note that the bullets travel about 5 meters before disappearing (close quarters)
  • Altair: Far less damage then the Skullmasher, consumes 2 bullets per shot, empty's your ammo stock fast (see it from the wide side, not just the Support Gunner side). Compare it to the Penetrator, and see which kills first... I'd say Penetrator.
  • Warden: Higher firerate, higher reloadspeed. Guardian: Higher damage, Higher tech. value.
  • Abbadon: Fire rate, equals heavy tech pool drain. Let it load up for a moment before you unleash fury.
  • Procyon: I needed something! People complaining about the Scavenger, etc. And that is all it does (I even delayed recharge kick-in)
  • Aegis: Delayed recharge kick-in.
  • Hardass: [4].
  • Sovereign: Compare your weapon's' performance with and without it equipped.
  • Undying: Prolongs bleed-out by a WHOLE LOT, increase of health gained when you get back up. Nuff said.
Also note that I'm currently constructing video's for YouTube (commentary) please watch for the rest of your needs. I hope this filled in the blanks. Thanks for the detailed review, appreciate it. However I made my guns with ALL of the existing Legendary/Pearlescent equipment in mind, this to keep them straight in between them. Can I get some pic's of the stuff you found? I... I am the King!Talk 23:06, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm...I now understand why the weapons are so easy to find. I can imagine at level 69 things are a lot tougher with Crawmerax being like...4 levels ahead of you and all the baddies in other DLC's (I plan on getting TFC sometime). Anyways, thank you very much for your reply. This pack might not be what I'm currently looking for, but at level 69 I am sure it will be a lot more balanced and less of an "easymode" button. Thank you very much for the responses on every weapon I listed, it makes understanding them a lot easier (I still didn't get the Antelope one though, how am I supposed to get it with TK material when it's a repeater and not a shotgun?).

I am very sorry but I've thrown all the guns I've found after fooling around with them and then closed the game. I could do another run , but I'd rather wait endgame so it's more fun for me. I'll try to give you screenshots then, if you need them.

I'm not really interested in Nola's package as it's way too silly for my tastes. Anyways, when I'll be using it again, I'll be sure to store all weapons in my inventory and screenshot them, although I can't promise I'll use it again any time soon (reaching level 69 without spoiling the game is time consuming, and I've also got other games to take care of).

Also, I want to add that I'm really looking forward to your video, as well as any other wacky devastating weapon designs you may have in mind (I'd suggest doing something like Whitting's Elephant Gun, since it's my favourite weapon :P). And yes, I did use support gunner when testing it, while also going against somewhat low level mobs (didn't want to get overleveled), so my opinions weren't really accurate. I apologise for that.

Last but not least, I really suggest you buff the Procyon. I've only fought 3 enemies with it, but none of them dropped anything, while with your starting shield I'm getting items on every kill. It feels lacking.

No biggy, now you understand the meaning behind it's super-find. The ref. towards Mr. Nola's Snowstuff is just because his Shield drops a Pearl/Legendary on every kill (unlike mine's). As for the Antelope, TK is a body type not a material grade (TK body increases fire rate). As for the Procyon, it's a loot SCAVENGER shield, it influences scavenge-albe stuff, like Skagpiles/Chests or Crawmerax! However I'll take another look at it's performance for ya. I hope that you are not inconvenienced by the misunderstanding that it was meant for early gameplay and I hope I can still please you with my stuff even after Borderlands 2's release. I... I am the King!Talk 23:42, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
Note that after our debate, I had this weird thought and went to do a check-up on my Grimmjow Shield, and noticed a Error, I've fixed the error and re-placed the old download file with a new one. So I'd suggest you re-download the GEAR PACK to squish this issue. For future usage!I... I am the King!Talk 00:14, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

Ah I understand what you mean by TK now (was thinking of TK's Wave custom material before). However, I don't really understand how that would help. Sure it wouldn't have such a bad firerate, but I still don't find anything legendary or special about it. Thanks for the Procyon clarification. As for the Grimmjow Shield, what was the error? Also, do I have to redownload the whole pack (customitems, customweapons and customweapons2) or just one of those? (since I suppose the shield itself is in customitems) Also, thank you a lot for the replies so far. 00:30, July 24, 2012 (UTC) Aeodkiller

Just the Gear pack needs to get re-downloaded, as for the Antelope, it shoots a bullets which ricochets 5 times and on every ricochet it splits of 2 more projectiles which ricochet 2 times (no splits on their ricochets), that is why it's called the Antelope and that is why it has the "So long, gay boys!" Description. And the error itself was minor but it would not allow a few items to be spawned, as I forgot to add their pools into the Grand-itemspawn Loot definition. And as for my swiftness in response, I like being swift, I hate to keep people hanging or being hung. Cheers! I... I am the King!Talk 00:43, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

The video's are taking longer then expected, since I'm having trouble with converting .xej to .wmv for YouTube to operate on. So this'll take a while, and I still need to make about 4-5 more vid's for my 2nd weapon pack (about 10min each). I... I am the King!Talk 14:57, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Well I don't think the vid's are going to work out, seeing as I need about 2 1/2 hours to upload 35% of one video, considering I have about 10. This is not going to work. So I guess the vid's are a NO GO, unless someone nice comes around who can upload these vid's and have them go under my name (credit to). I... I am the King!Talk 20:12, July 27, 2012 (UTC)


Happypal has requested admin priviledges on this wiki. Please review and respond here.   Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  21:01, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Played my part in the journey to come. I... I am the King!Talk 21:11, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for participating! happypal (talk • contribs) 09:45, August 3, 2012 (UTC)


Do you have to play on PC to get all these awesome weapons downloaded?

I only have an xbox and I'm wondering if you have to be on PC to download these awesome weapons. 19:15, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

As stated, you'll need a PC, sorry mate. I... I am the King!Talk 19:17, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

new info??????

hey i would do this myself but i figured i would leave it to the pros. but lately i have noticed that there is tons of new info that hasnt been posted on the site yet. the wimoweh trailer, the new sanctuary walkthrough along with tiny tina info, as well as the new badass rank system, skills have been released, new enemy types have been shown, borderlands veterans awards, and class skins that have been shown. —Preceding unsigned comment added by (talkcontribs)

Please don't "leave it to the pros". If everybody waited for the pros, no one would ever do anything. Wikis are about users. ALL users.
If you have information, then please share it. Just make sure the information you put is referenced and verifiable. Du to the "unreleased" nature of the game, we can't have speculation. happypal (talk • contribs) 05:55, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
^--Nuff said. And I didn't even know what he wanted from me! I... I am the King!Talk 14:00, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

Xbox Live

I know that you used to be on my friends list, but now I can't seem to find you... If you wouldn't mind re-adding me, it'd be great Mr Monkeybacon (talk) 21:28, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

The reason why I deleted you is simply because you seemed not to be interested anymore to me, you didn't invite me even once during my spend-online-time, so I figured this would be best. But it seems you still want to spend time, so ok, I'll re-send one. I... I am the King!Talk 07:12, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

cobra parts

thanks, grimmy. (can't get back into chat)
Fryguysigwob 23:48, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

thank you

...for your support in my recent (successful) RfA. your support will not be forgotten in the coming days of the revolution.
your newest benevolent dictator,
Fryguysigwob 20:19, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
Hail to Sacha Baron Cohen! I... I am the King!Talk 22:10, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

Regarding Fastball/Unkempt Harold/Bouncing Bonny

Since these drops are yet to be confirmed by any legitimate users, I thought I would ask you if you have done any meddling in those specific drop pools (Boll, Savage Lee, Loot Midgets respectively).

If you haven't, it would be a good thing for the wiki to know whether or not they're real drops or if we have to add them to the list of unknowns.

Thanks! Gideon Gordon Graves 22:20, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads-up, going to check it now. I... I am the King!Talk 17:42, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Done, enjoy! I... I am the King!Talk 18:02, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

more lootable objects

i added the toilets, ice sculptures, explosive tanks, and graves to the Lootable object page. care to take a gander and double-check my edits? specifically, what the game calls the explosive tanks and the icicles and what drops from what. cheers.
Fryguysigwob 01:02, January 8, 2013 (UTC)

Yo. I... I am the King!Talk 20:09, January 8, 2013 (UTC)

On Xbox

Hey, Mr. Grimm. any way of getting these weapons or items on the 360 yet? this gear is incredible, but i usually play offline. know anywhere i can go on LIVE to get it? Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 15:12, July 10, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry mate, as stated in the descriptions, and various other locations. The weapon/gear packs I've constructed are only available for the PC variant of Borderlands. As that is the only platform with allows "tempering/alternation" of the files the game contains. Sorry to disappoint. Your only option at using them is though the PC. I... I am the King!Talk 17:07, July 10, 2013 (UTC)


Sorry if i sound like an idiot, but i'm getting borderlands 1 for the pc, and want to know where to get this dust wastes gear. it looks awesome! could you send me a link to where i can download this awesome stuff? Thanks! Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 20:00, October 17, 2013 (UTC)

Currently the files are unavailable. My UnrealEditor went dead on me and so did the install package .dll files from my Borderlands. Meaning I can't get into the files themselves. I was working on a patch/update of the files, but since it ran out on me in the middle of the process, the files themselves are "halfbaked" as it were (not suitable to play with). So I'll have to disappoint you, you can't get them currently. Until I find a way to get it all running again. I... I am the King!Talk 22:26, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
So, all the stuff, even the things you are done with, like the old dust wastes gear? man, that's unfortunate. i hope you get it working again. im not gonna whine or anything, i know it ain't your fault. just keep us posted if you can, and i hope it starts working again soon. thanks for telling me. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:19, October 18, 2013 (UTC)
I'm in the business of getting a new laptop, I will be able to continue from there. And if we are lucky Gearbox could decide to release a patch that allows me to tinker with Borderlands 2 as well, I'm thinking of also setting over all the items I've created and converge them to optimal BL2 gear as well. So that people can use them in both BL1 and 2 I... I am the King!Talk 19:32, October 18, 2013 (UTC)
Well, keep us updated. i think i speak for at least part of the community when i say that this stuff you make is amazing. i hope to get my hands on some of this stuff, and see it firsthand. and if you are open to ideas, i may have some that would work, even if only on the first game. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 20:10, October 18, 2013 (UTC)
I appreciate your enthusiasm, and yes I was working on a 3rd weapon pack. Idea's are welcome (nothing to fancy though, like a cow/lizard-nuke-launcher etc.) But yeah, ideas are indeed welcome! I... I am the King!Talk 21:53, October 18, 2013 (UTC)
'Cow/lizard-nuke-launcher'?  Dear god, no. i will have a small list of weapon ideas and stuff that i will float to you tomorrow. i have put some serious thought into them, so they are more than just revolvers shooting grenades or something like that, i made sure they were at least reasonable. should i put them here tomorrow, or is there somewhere special i should post them to you? Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:37, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
Alright then, i will post them here. keep in mind, changes are welcome and anticipated. some of them are more solid than others. i will set them up as follows: |-weapon class, rarity, suggested manufacturer, non- prefixed name, red text, round/pellet count (if not shown, assume one), part bonuses, effects.
here we go:
|-Machine gun, orange, Atlas/Dahl, Slipstream, Much more than jet lag, x4, +damage, +magazine, +recoil -accuracy, three of the rounds fired travel like a helix rocket launcher, moving very fast and dealing low damage with a central round dealing high damage and moving much slower than normal bullets.
|-Machine gun, Pearlescent, Vladolf/Atlas/Dahl, Psychopath, I can SEE! PAAAIN!!, +melee damage +Critical hit damage +movement speed, always shock or explosive.
|- Revolver, Pearlescent, Jakobs, Jackass, Yes. Yes you are., x3, +damage +fire rate +recoil +Critical hit damage, each round in magazine fires twice per trigger pull, resulting in a x6 pellet count without as much damage reduction compared to a masher.
|-Smg, Pearlescent, Torgue/Dahl, Cruncher, Sometimes, you just need to CRUNCH somebody..., x4, +damage +fire rate +magazine size  +Critical hit damage -accuracy, Anarchy based, always both explosive and incendiary x4 with reduced elemental damage penalty, when an enemy is killed with a critical hit, they explode and other enemies in radius proc incendiary damage.  
|-Smg, Orange, Dahl, Murderer, Who's afraid of the big bad wolf...?, -damage +Crit damage(lots), +fire rate +magazine size, never elemental, critical hits return 3-5% damage dealt, have 40% chance to ignore shields.
|-Sniper, Pearlescent, Torgue, Dreamcrusher, Aww... Poor thing., x5, +crit damage, always 3 round mag, never explosive.
|-Smg, Orange, Tediore, Refund, Compensatioooon!, -(major reduction - ~25%)damage -fire rate -magazine size, increases loot rarity, similar to a scavanger class mod (+2 team find rare items).
|-Shotgun, Orange, Atlas, Assassin, Peek-a-Boo!, x12, +damage +fire rate, always spawns 2-round mag, bullets form inverted triangle.
|-Revolver,Orange, Dahl/Atlas, Freak, Crazier than a Taxi Driver..., +damage +crit damage + accuracy, no special effects.
There's most of them. thoughts? Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:38, October 22, 2013 (UTC)

|-Machine gun, orange, Atlas/Dahl, Slipstream, Much more than jet lag, x4, +damage, +magazine, +recoil -accuracy, three of the rounds fired travel like a helix rocket launcher, moving very fast and dealing low damage with a central round dealing high damage and moving much slower than normal bullets. Interesting idea, I like it. The problem which it will have is that the helix bullets will have a high velocity, making the "view" of their spiral pattern invisible to most. I think I'll give this one a go. |-Machine gun, Pearlescent, Vladolf/Atlas/Dahl, Psychopath, I can SEE! PAAAIN!!, +melee damage +Critical hit damage +movement speed, always shock or explosive. Movement speed on a gun seems far fetched and the mechanics are quite simple, I don't think this'll do. |- Revolver, Pearlescent, Jakobs, Jackass, Yes. Yes you are., x3, +damage +fire rate +recoil +Critical hit damage, each round in magazine fires twice per trigger pull, resulting in a x6 pellet count without as much damage reduction compared to a masher. Not a bad idea, might give it a go, not certain though. |-Smg, Pearlescent, Torgue/Dahl, Cruncher, Sometimes, you just need to CRUNCH somebody..., x4, +damage +fire rate +magazine size  +Critical hit damage -accuracy, Anarchy based, always both explosive and incendiary x4 with reduced elemental damage penalty, when an enemy is killed with a critical hit, they explode and other enemies in radius proc incendiary damage. This weapon will be an overkill on anything, the mechanic is quite complex but it will make the weapon to powerful, maybe without the splash damage and the crit. bonus but still with the elements and the anarchy base it might do. |-Smg, Orange, Dahl, Murderer, Who's afraid of the big bad wolf...?, -damage +Crit damage(lots), +fire rate +magazine size, never elemental, critical hits return 3-5% damage dealt, have 40% chance to ignore shields. Also quite the overkill with extra crit. + shield ignore + health consume. Maybe without the health consume it becomes more plausible to make. |-Sniper, Pearlescent, Torgue, Dreamcrusher, Aww... Poor thing., x5, +crit damage, always 3 round mag, never explosive. Quite the dull mechanic for a pearlescent sniper rifle. I don't think this'll do. |-Smg, Orange, Tediore, Refund, Compensatioooon!, -(major reduction - ~25%)damage -fire rate -magazine size, increases loot rarity, similar to a scavenger class mod (+2 team find rare items). Funny idea, might give it a go. |-Shotgun, Orange, Atlas, Assassin, Peek-a-Boo!, x12, +damage +fire rate, always spawns 2-round mag, bullets form inverted triangle. A funshot èh? (funshot = special spray pattern), I like the idea. |-Revolver, Orange, Dahl/Atlas, Freak, Crazier than a Taxi Driver..., +damage +crit damage + accuracy, no special effects. No special effects? No thank you kindly. I... I am the King!Talk 09:22, October 24, 2013 (UTC)

Alright. well, thank you for your consideration, if any of these guns see production it will make my day/week/ month/ etc. do what you can about them, especially the Cruncher. such a weapon would be fun to play with. yeah, the explosion would be too much, and an anarchy- based weapon really doesn't need extra crit damage. maybe if you just cut those away it would work... perhaps reduce its damage on the incendiary part? i dunno.. pretty much just feel free to change them around as you like.  i will grab borderlands 1 for the pc and start leveling! Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 16:17, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
You'd better ;-) I might have the new laptop somewhere within 4-6 weeks. Still looking for a buyer for this one. In the mean time I'll see if I can reinstall BL on this laptop (need to find a way round that loophole) I... I am the King!Talk 22:48, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
awesome. i cant wait to see what you do with some of these. i will let you know if i think of anything else that isn't too obnoxious. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 15:39, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
here, i did some considering on two of the better smgs. perhaps this may help get them realized:
The cruncher can be balanced via not adding extra crit damage, explosion on critical kill, and magazine size, while allowing the damage to not reflect the elemental attributes, like having ~170-200x4 damage at
level 69, and a normal Anarchy magazine size. that would make it a much more reasonable item.
The murderer can be fixed by negating the health drain, reducing crit damage bonus, and making it more to par in damage, as opposed to more crit damage bonuses. reducing the shield penetration chance to 10%  would probably help as well.
honestly, i'm still freaking out that you are even considering making some of these. me and some of my friends that live near me are in shock. i mean, i'm a calm person by nature, but this is a big deal! Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 14:01, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
These solutions were along my thinking lines. Nice. Also, shock? Seriously? It's always nice to see hard work getting appreciated. But don't go overboard now, as you know I'm looking "LOOKING" at laptops right now. These babies aren't cheap and I don't plan to bankrupt myself (even though my max budget is about €2250,- for one). I'm trying to plan ahead into the long run with one and this will take a while, since I have to make serious considerations and evaluations on parts/specs/longevity of parts/etc. But all in all I'm glad you and your friends enjoy it so far... Question: Did your friends help think of the above standing weapon ideas? Also do they play BL? I... I am the King!Talk 15:08, October 28, 2013 (UTC)

no, i thought these up myself. i have a few friends that game in my town, not many, and anyone who makes workable mods is pretty awesome. it's just something a boring town does. im not gonna go freaking out, i will probably forget about it for a while. that's quite a lot of money to have to spend on a laptop. you could easily afford something like an Alienware system or Digital Storm for about  €1350- 1800. i have one friend who is gonna get borderlands 1 as well, for the pc, so as to have someone to game with. i don't have internet at home, so this kinda thing is a big deal to me.  i have seen your stuff since i started playing borderlands 1, and it's always been one of those things that i have always wanted to have some of them. and the thought of realizing that goal, not to mention someday seeing something that came out of my head go in an awesome game, it really strikes me as one of the coolest things i can think of. it's like being in a movie or something. Yeah, my friends didn't believe me till i showed them and logged in, then they were pretty excited. I know things won't happen for a while, and that it might take a few years even. but it still just seems shocking to me. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:28, October 28, 2013 (UTC)

It also might help to mention i'm still in high school. for a 17- year- old, this is a big deal. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:29, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
Years it won't take my man, I plan to have a made up mind in about 4-6 weeks from now. During my "downtime (not having UDK to work) I've made up several weapon ideas. And I desperately hope Gearbox offers a special dev. patch for BL2 so I can start tinkering with that as well (great ideas 4 that one). I do have my eyes on a Alienware 17 laptop or an ASUS ROG G-series laptop. But anyway, I'm glad that you are such an appreciator of the "art-o'-the-gun". And I'm looking forward to meeting your expectations and thrills.I... I am the King!Talk 21:36, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
Gah... PC games have +50% cost... well, i will have to scavenge another ten bucks together before i can get the game. depending on tomorrow, i might have to get thirty instead. grr.. you'd think a 2009 game would be low- cost by now.Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 23:11, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
You said before you really wanted to use the gear. Are there any particulars? Or just enmasse? I... I am the King!Talk 09:50, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

If it works, isn't on the xbox, or is even slightly awesome, i wanna use it. all of the Dust Wastes gear, all of everything. except the Bloodless launchers- they just seem too op for use. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:06, October 29, 2013 (UTC) Also, i am really looking forward to the smgs you made, like the traitor and paladin. that traitor, man... 22.5 fire rate? daaang... gonna have to get a support gunner COM. and if i think of anything else, i will let you know. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:40, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

To bad these can't be used for the XBOX or PS3. Also the "Bloodless" rarity weapons are just private creations, I was just seeing what I could come up with, and they are off-the-chain! They seriously kick proverbial butt and MORE! But yeah... I... I am the King!Talk 20:33, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
Just ran into a hiccup. I just read that the new OS Windows 8 doesn't fully support a crucial element for the UDK, this will severely impact my search for an ideal laptop. Unless "that" element gets updated to run on the newest OS. But seeing as the last activity was in Nov. 2011 I highly doubt it. I... I am the King!Talk 21:19, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
Well, windows 8 is terrible. i have it, and it really only works well if you are both online and using apps. it's pretty much tablet- oriented. get windows 7 or older. if microsoft wanted to make billions on their next OS, they should package XP and slap a nine on it. you can get any OS on any laptop, all you have to do is have the place put it on, or buy a disc and do it yourself. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:04, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
Buying a laptop with 8 and downgrading it to 7 is not an easy thing. Especially if you only have the regular version of 8 which would require a licence transfer and me buying 7 separate, and I'm not planning to create extra expenditures for myself. Also the laptop's I'm looking at have 8 as their standard OS, nothing indicates me being able to change them. I'll have to head over to the manufactures' personal website and compose one myself (like DELL does with AlienWare). Because looking at media retailers/shops/etc. doesn't get me anything but standard stuff. Don't get me wrong though I have looked at AlienWare and the like to compose my own laptop. But these can get very expensive over the retailers. I... I am the King!Talk 18:04, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
So far only AlienWare offers full own customisation, unlike ASUS my other fav. of the two. Which is a bummer because the ROG's from ASUS kick ass. I... I am the King!Talk 18:10, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah. i have a basic toshiba laptop with almost 2 gig of ram. it's better than nothing, and i like it a lot, but... not the best for gaming. i will prolly get  more ram, but that's about all i can afford. i am planning on getting a job, which hopefully will make things easier. Alienware laptops are amazing, and they are so much easier to deal with due to their size. you can pick them up with one hand without worrying about breaking the body. it sucks when that happens. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 18:14, October 30, 2013 (UTC)

Just signed up with ASUS, lets see what ROG can offer... And if ASUS allows self customisation. I... I am the King!Talk 18:20, October 30, 2013 (UTC)

Apparently ASUS doesn't cover self customising. Also all ROG's operate on either 8 or 8 pro. This is a b***h. Unless a new version of DrZedsPatch comes out I think I'm tied to AlienWare. And I really liked the ROG's as well... *sadface* I... I am the King!Talk 18:33, October 30, 2013 (UTC)

Well, alienware isn't so bad. a new one with about 16 gig of ram can chug through most modern games, no problem. i wish you luck, and i think you will be pleased with it, when you kill Craw and there is no lag when the loot generates, or when there is no slowdown, no matter how hairy it gets. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 19:30, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
It sounds as if you have experience with AlienWare? Or 16 RAM in general. I... I am the King!Talk 22:13, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, 16 gigs of ram is fantastic. for games, 2-8 will do with older games, but the more the merrier. 16 with a great graphics card will make games run so smoothly they look like movies. i have used  few 8 and 16  gig computers, and it was amazing. i have never got within 50 feet of an alienware computer, i never have had the cash. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 22:25, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
I'm not sure, the AlienWare 17 is beginning to look very sleek to me now, unless the patch gets updated, I might go for and AlienWare 17, but if I do so I won't be getting it until christmas I guess. I'm going to save up some more money until then, maybe so that I can "up" my budget, so that I can get the BEST AlienWare 17 with the best hardware AW can throw at it's customers.... I mean I could get it now if I wanted... Heck I could get 5 of them! And my pocket wouldn't even flinch. But I like to think such purchases over real careful... And I'm just the "saving-money" type-a-guy. So, yeah... Choices... Work... Life... Damn... I... I am the King!Talk 22:56, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
Also note that if I make your ideas into weapons, they'll probably be named differently since I like to keep the weapons' names as close as possible to what the manufacturer has as a guideline to it's namesakes. (example: Atlas has greek mythology as most names; cyclops, chimera, etc.) I... I am the King!Talk 09:56, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
's fine. as long as they make it, it works for me. perhaps the Cruncher could be Torgue, where Cruncher fits right in with Gasher and the like. or the Liberator (it'll set you free) if it is vladolf. hm. i will think on them, if you like. i know the naming system, i will work on it for you. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:17, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
just remember, if you buy a warranty with it, you can take it back. and if you order near christmas, you may have to wait longer, due to congested postal servises. happy Halloween! Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:41, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
I ordered borderlands 1 last night, and i will have it in 18-26 buisness days, because amazon hates me. hm. here we go...
|- The Altas assassin to the Atlas Minotaur (It comes to view your punishments). 
|- The Tediore refund to the Tediore Conservation (Better than a refund...). 
|- The Dahl murderer to the Dahl Hyena (It's not funny. Seriously.) 
hm. the jackass kinda works, and the rest are out of consideration, i think. perhaps the slipsteam as the manicore? hm. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 18:25, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

They are your idea's, you should come up with the names, as long as they are in the system. If it still doesn't fit the bill, I'll intervene. ;-p I... I am the King!Talk 20:22, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

And as far as postal services go. When I have it made, they'll need to "make it", which will take some time! So I think it will be outside the congestive hours. I... I am the King!Talk 20:23, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Ah, ok. well, i checked wikis and stuff for similar names, checked the brands to see the naming style and they fit well enough. so, the posted assassin -> minotaur and the like will do fine. so, there we go. i guess the game now is the waiting one. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:00, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
Hopefully we won't lose ;-) Aww the heck! Knowing me... We won't lose! I... I am the King!Talk 18:52, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
yeah. i wait well. i will just watch FFVII Advent Children several hundred times. it will work. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 19:29, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
Don't that get boring? I... I am the King!Talk 23:05, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
Have you SEEN the movie? its the best CGI movie ive ever seen, counting avatar. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 01:27, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Ever seen AppleSeed? I... I am the King!Talk 23:33, November 3, 2013 (UTC)

Nope. No internet/ cable at home. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:56, November 4, 2013 (UTC)
To bad, it's quite the movie. I... I am the King!Talk 18:15, November 4, 2013 (UTC)
cool. for now, im playing diablo II Median XL mod. it's pretty good. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 18:27, November 4, 2013 (UTC)
While I enjoy Gears of War 3 on my xbox and Homeworld 2 Complex 8.4.3 mod on my PC. (cuz BL no work!) Let's keep at this until L-Day! I... I am the King!Talk 22:02, November 4, 2013 (UTC)

I have played both. fantastic. i wish Phanatasy Star Universe would have been a better game though.  L-day? like, laptop day? huh. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:56, November 5, 2013 (UTC)

Oh, and i went back and checked, my laptop has 4 gigs of RAM. not amazing, but decent. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 20:56, November 5, 2013 (UTC)

Man, after about level 70 on diablo, levelling up is time- consuming. i've been level 80 since january. i levelled up last night, and i could kill diablo ~100 times and  not level up again. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk)

Ok it has been mildly decided. I think I'm going to get the ASUS ROG laptop, it seems AlienWare had a $300,- discount action pending during the time I was browsing. But the ideal laptop from AlienWare (which I was planning to get) skyrocketed from about $3700,- to about $4000,- dollars, and that is a little to much of the good stuff. I think the ROG plus a windows 7 DVD on the side is much cheaper. I... I am the King!Talk 22:23, November 6, 2013 (UTC)
awesome. hey, you ever come across a Stock weapon? I got one offline a while ago, when i downloaded the goty dlcs. might of had something to do with my character having 30,000,360 xp. ideas? Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:57, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
I've seen sh*t ton's of stock weapons, but when I did, they were modded and could kill everything with 1 shot. Can yours? If not, that it is just an spawn error. The game probably done f**ked up when it tried to spawn a weapon. (it has nothing to do with XP) I... I am the King!Talk 21:45, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
It can kill anything but Craw in one hit. i was offline when i got it, i think the game glitched out my Thanatos for it, when i first logged on after downloading the dlcs with level cap increases, and leveled from 50 to 69 instantly. might be that my old, crappy xbox glitched it when it leveled me that fast, but idk. is seems like a modded weapon, as it is invisible, a 1 hit kill on normal enimies, and has crap stats but damage. itcertainly wasn't my idea to get it Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 13:08, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
Gah... my copy of borderlands came in the mail today, but it is the UK version. gonna try it out, hope it isn't zone- locked. as long as i can play it, get online and download the dlcs, im good. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 18:31, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
I've never heard of the game being able to create modded weapons on it's own accord. You sure you never tinkered with WillowTree? I... I am the King!Talk 21:55, November 8, 2013 (UTC)

i am positive. i never have used willowtree, and i hadn't even heard of willowtree until i had it, and was looking to see if this was the norm. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 22:04, November 8, 2013 (UTC)

I can tell you that the gun is beyond normalities, I suggest kicking it off a steep cliff or selling it. MOD'S = pussies. I... I am the King!Talk 20:14, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
well, im keeping for one reason only- it is entirely unique. i never have and never will again see a stock weapon like that. also, i beat the first playthrough now- ten hours and eight minutes. not nearly fast enough. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 18:10, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
Setting up a completion race? Me and a buddy completed BL in 55:06 min. flat... Then again we really worked well together... (multitasking spread between 2). Get one of your buddy's and try and beat it! I'll bake you a cookie! ;-P I... I am the King!Talk 11:23, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
Nope. no friends to play it with. just me, and my drop rate luck is terrible. only got one decent legendary, a detonating hammer @ lvl 19. killed the Destroyer in two minutes flat, but i could have probably done better. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 18:08, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
Ok cool. Keep up that good work! I... I am the King!Talk 23:36, November 12, 2013 (UTC)

Alright. i will get ten million exp then download all the dlcs and stuff. it will be grand. Iceheart anarchy125 (talk) 17:57, November 13, 2013 (UTC)

You'd better, without all them DLC's you won't be able to use my TDW gear... I... I am the King!Talk 09:45, November 14, 2013 (UTC)
yep. i know. i just need to get a ton of exp. right now im level 40. i will be the correct level by christmas. prolly before. anything else i need to download to get them, anything off the internet? like the fifth column user dlc, or the arena, stuff like that?  i can get it off the internet, but i wont be able to connect to play. one last thing- should i back up my character to revert and get more backpack sdu's, or is that dumb? i already have 42 inventory slots, with up to 15 more on the way. where even is the files i'd need to back up? sorry gor the sudden outburst of questions. just need advice on stuff. But, i did figure out how to change my sig a little bit. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 19:28, November 14, 2013 (UTC)
You could create a backup of your character (I always do), I simply made a new folder on my desktop, aptly named: "backup". Go to your user files (documents), select "my games", then "borderlands/gearbox/2K games, or whatever), then go to "save files" and just copy paste that stuff. Also you will not need anything besides the OFFICIAL DLC packs.... and the original game of course.... As for SDU's.... that's solely up to you. If you want to be "overpacked" with items that that's your choice to make! I... I am the King!Talk 11:06, November 15, 2013 (UTC)
I dont have the folder. or, at least, i cant seem to find it. all i have is Binaries| Engine| EULA| Readme| and WillowGame|. in WillowGame, there's Config, CookedPC, Localization, Movies, and Splash.  I've looked in all the files, i  cant find the save files or the folder that would allow me to fix the legendaries and whatnot. i decided to try 3 times for each SDU. if i dont get it, forget it. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 13:44, November 15, 2013 (UTC)

Wait now were on the FIX patch I made? I thought you wanted to create a backup? If you are searching for a way to patch your game with that FIX.udk file then a proper explanation should be on the page of where the FIX came from. As for the save files, it should really be in the "my games" folder under the "main documents" of your PC. I... I am the King!Talk 23:36, November 15, 2013 (UTC)

no. i mean for the character backup. Windows 8 doesnt HAVE a my games folder. as for the fix, i will figure that out later. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 15:44, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
You have windows 8.1? or just 8? Cuz 8.1 should have it stashed somewheres... Maybe try a search option. I... I am the King!Talk 15:55, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
I'm literally on the brink of selling this laptop, and as soon as I do I'm instantly going to order the new one. Not much longer now... Although I'll have to figure out how to get UDK and such working on the windows 8 OS. I... I am the King!Talk 16:14, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
I have 8, and i did a systemwide search, and i found nothing. yeah... 8 is lousy. but i got to 50, in 19 hours, and im woking on getting 10mil exp. then this weekend, i will get the dlcs, and start working on them and getting patches, fixes, and whatever else i can. gah... i will search how to find the stuff. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 18:15, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
Maybe you should ask around more proficient windows 8 users on this wikia. Also the save file you are looking for is probably called: Save0001.sav

Did you try using that keyword to "find"? If not then USE IT! ;-p I... I am the King!Talk 09:16, November 19, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah that worked. it was in an invisible apps folder directly in the my computer folder, halfway around the hard drive from the program itself. well, good that i have it, and i made a shortcut so i can find it again. now im going to read the how to's and whatnot to find the files you have to edit to get all this gear. by the time i figure it out, your laptop will be running Unreal. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 14:03, November 19, 2013 (UTC)

The gun ninja strikes again. Another mission construed into a success. *shwing!* I... I am the King!Talk 16:01, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
indeed. i am planning on getting willowtree this weekend. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 17:39, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
Alright! This laptop is sold! I'm going to order the new one tomorrow! Then I'll have it by friday this week! YEAH! I... I am the King!Talk 14:22, November 20, 2013 (UTC)
awesome. i think this whole thing will be settled by thanksgiving. the clutch whent out in my car though, so i may have to wait an extra week to get the dlcs. and willowtree. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 18:14, November 20, 2013 (UTC)

Did it rusted out on you? Anyways sh*t's about to get real now! I... I am the King!Talk 18:54, November 20, 2013 (UTC)

no, it just went out when i was driving on the highway  and i hit the clutch, and it just didnt come back up. its the linkage messed up, but i cant fix it till saterday, because i dint have the tools. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 19:13, November 20, 2013 (UTC)
Ok, weird, but then again that stuff just happens (I know all too well). I... I am the King!Talk 21:48, November 20, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, life is odd. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 22:39, November 20, 2013 (UTC)

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Awesome! i have enough exp, so when i download the dlcs and willowtree this weekend, i can start farming! by the time i get all lvl 69 equipment, your unreal will be up and running! Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 16:56, November 22, 2013 (UTC)
Note that it'll take a while, I'll have to transfer all my personal data from my old laptop, and I'll have to install all kinds of programs on my new laptop like Autodesk AutoCAD, Maya, Revit and many more. Also I need to see if I can get the UDK to run on Windows 8, if not then I'll have to find another way around, hopefully windows 8.1 might give some avail. Not only all that but I also work hard to get food on the table so I'm pretty much preoccupied throughout the week. I... I am the King!Talk 00:05, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
Good. then i will have time to complete the dlcs and get decent vanilla weapons, not to mention the fifth column and figure out willowtree and whatnot. take your time, im busy during the week with high school. Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 00:20, November 25, 2013 (UTC)
Also, i have no idea where or how to download the dlcs. i got the uk version off the internet, the goty, that is. it came with a token code, but no advice on how to redeem the code. how do i get them? i have looked on the internet, reinstalled  the game, and looked it up on the wiki, nada. help? Cold- Hearted Anarchist (talk) 02:05, November 25, 2013 (UTC)
Sorry I wouldn't know, maybe ask Gearbox customer service? I... I am the King!Talk 13:05, November 25, 2013 (UTC)
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