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Ishimura Elite

aka Ishi

  • I live in a caboose
  • I was born on June 14
  • My occupation is Certified Toast Eater
  • I am racking up them micromorts
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My Weapons

NOTICE - A second wepon under the first means I cannot see any descernible difference between the badassness of both weapons.

Borderlands

Revolver - Aries. Zappity zap zap. Healz.

Repeater - Firehawk. Brings the heat.

Assault Rifle - Draco. Not only can I kill enemies at long range, I can burn them to death and laugh while doing it. Win win.

Submachine Gun - Hellfire. Brings out the pyro in me.

Shotgun - Matador. Toro! Toro! Andele!

Sniper Rifle - Bessie. Because one shotting stuff is fun.

Rocket Launcher - Undertaker. Take 'em UNDER.

Grenade Mod - Whatever does most damage.

Shield - Anything, really. As long as it'll keep me from getting killed.

Class Mod - Support Gunner. AMMO REGENERATION! HAHAHAHHHHHH!!!! NEVER STOP SHOOTING!

Borderlands 2

Revolver - Thunderball Fists. ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP!!!

Repeater - Infinity. NEVER STOP SHOOTING.

Assault Rifle - Scorpio. Gun control. Never missing your target.

Veruc - I got that rifle, daddy.

Shredifier - SO MUCH BLOOD! I AM BULLETPROOOOOF!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHH!!!!

Submachine Gun - HellFire. Know that it would be untrue. Know that it would be a lie. If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire.

Emperor - FOR THE EMPEROR!

Shotgun - Butcher. FRESH MEAT!!!

Triquetra. Brings death over short distances.

Carnage - Shoots rockets.

Sniper Rifle - Hawk Eye - Criticals are always red.

Buffalo - Scopes? Who needs scopes?

Rocket Launcher - Norfleet - I only like it when I'm the one using it.

Grenade Mod - Quasar - Holy crap that's awesome.

Shield - Antagonist - Slag is useful now.

Class Mod - Legendary Soldier

Best Manufacturers

Borderlands

1. Vladof

2. S&S Munitions

3. Maliwan

4. Atlas

5. Jakobs

6. Hyperion

7. Dahl

8. Tediore

9. Torgue

Borderlands 2

1. Dahl

2. Vladof

3. Hyperion

4. Maliwan

5. Tediore

6. Jakobs

7. Torgue

8. Bandit

Best Weapon From Each Manufacturer

Borderlands

Vladof - Some random assault rifle I found

S&S Munitions - Draco

Maliwan - Hellfire

Atlas - Aries

Jakobs - Bessie

Hyperion - Some random SMG I found

Dahl - Raven

Tediore - Equalizer

Torgue - Undertaker

Borderlands 2

Vladof - Shredifier

Dahl - Emperor

Hyperion - Bitch

Maliwan - HellFire

Jakobs - Hawk Eye

Bandit - Sawbar

Tediore - Avenger

Torgue - Carnage

My Classes

Borderlands

Soldier lvl 69 - Always a soldier.

Hunter lvl 69 - Flicking the bird.

Borderlands 2

Commando OP8 - Always a soldier.

Assassin lvl 50 - FINISH HIM!

Mechromancer lvl 56 - Deathtrap build with a bit of Anarchy in the mix.

Siren lvl 72 - Actually got useful. Took 47 levels but hey, I got something at least.

Gunzerker lvl 50 - I lied.

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