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NOTICE - A second wepon under the first means I cannot see any descernible difference between the badassness of both weapons.
Revolver - Aries. Zappity zap zap. Healz.
Repeater - Firehawk. Brings the heat.
Assault Rifle - Draco. Not only can I kill enemies at long range, I can burn them to death and laugh while doing it. Win win.
Submachine Gun - Hellfire. Brings out the pyro in me.
Shotgun - Matador. Toro! Toro! Andele!
Sniper Rifle - Bessie. Because one shotting stuff is fun.
Rocket Launcher - Undertaker. Take 'em UNDER.
Grenade Mod - Whatever does most damage.
Shield - Anything, really. As long as it'll keep me from getting killed.
Class Mod - Support Gunner. AMMO REGENERATION! HAHAHAHHHHHH!!!! NEVER STOP SHOOTING!
Revolver - Thunderball Fists. ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP!!!
Repeater - Infinity. NEVER STOP SHOOTING.
Assault Rifle - Scorpio. Gun control. Never missing your target.
Veruc - I got that rifle, daddy.
Shredifier - SO MUCH BLOOD! I AM BULLETPROOOOOF!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Submachine Gun - HellFire. Know that it would be untrue. Know that it would be a lie. If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire.
Emperor - FOR THE EMPEROR!
Shotgun - Butcher. FRESH MEAT!!!
Triquetra. Brings death over short distances.
Carnage - Shoots rockets.
Sniper Rifle - Hawk Eye - Criticals are always red.
Buffalo - Scopes? Who needs scopes?
Rocket Launcher - Norfleet - I only like it when I'm the one using it.
Grenade Mod - Quasar - Holy crap that's awesome.
Shield - Antagonist - Slag is useful now.
Class Mod - Legendary Soldier
2. S&S Munitions
Best Weapon From Each Manufacturer
Vladof - Some random assault rifle I found
S&S Munitions - Draco
Maliwan - Hellfire
Atlas - Aries
Jakobs - Bessie
Hyperion - Some random SMG I found
Dahl - Raven
Tediore - Equalizer
Torgue - Undertaker
Vladof - Shredifier
Dahl - Emperor
Hyperion - Bitch
Maliwan - HellFire
Jakobs - Hawk Eye
Bandit - Sawbar
Tediore - Avenger
Torgue - Carnage
Soldier lvl 69 - Always a soldier.
Hunter lvl 69 - Flicking the bird.
Commando OP8 - Always a soldier.
Assassin lvl 50 - FINISH HIM!
Mechromancer lvl 56 - Deathtrap build with a bit of Anarchy in the mix.
Siren lvl 72 - Actually got useful. Took 47 levels but hey, I got something at least.
Gunzerker lvl 50 - I lied.