"Unlikely roommates. A claustophobic bunker. What could possibly go wrong?"
- Find food for Marcus
- Find more food for Marcus
- Find way more food for Marcus
- Find last food for Marcus
- Bring food to Marcus
- Buy Marcus a rocket launcher
- Beat up the vending machine
- Talk to Marcus
- "Well, that's probably for the best."
Turn In: Crazy Earl
- Main article: The Oddest Couple/Transcript
- Mission item: Canned pizza - "Has science gone too far?"
- A glitch can occur that makes the third Canned Pizza never appear,which locks you out of completing this sidequest as well as Chief Executive Overlord
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