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Spatula Khan is a hidden character in Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep. He is a friendly NPC and interacting with him completes the challenge "The Taste of War."
Overview
Spatula Khan was once the greatest chef on Pandora until the Weenie Emperor rose to power, usurping Spatula Khan's throne with brown mustard and deceit. Apparently, the Weenie Emperor's supposed "gourmet" skag-meat hotdogs were made of dead skin and toenail clippings. He now lives out his days in The Flavor Cave, located on The Unrelatively Unvisited Shoreline in the Unassuming Docks. His cave is adorned with his memories of the past, his spatula hung on the wall, and pictures of him in his youth, dressed in armor and wielding a mighty spatula.
Quotes
- "Do you follow the way of the great spatula? Has your palate experienced genocidal warfare?"
- "If you are afraid to eat something, do not eat it. If you are eating something, don't be afraid."
- "I am the punishment of the food gods. If your taste buds had not committed great sins, the gods would not have sent a chef like me upon you!"
- "You may have heard of me. I am he who brought the armies of Tantalus to their knees with but a single souffle! I have defeated demons by pleasing their palates with the power of a thousand filet mignons! I invented the MEGA-Sandwich! I am SPATULA KHAN!"
Notes
- Spatula Khan makes a brief appearance in the main game, depicted on piece of line-art graffiti on the interior wall of Ellie's Garage in The Dust.
Gallery
Dual-wielder of spatulas
Graffiti seen in The Dust