Shiv-Spike was a radio operator on the Buccaneer's Bacchanal. As he was an annoyance to the crew of the ship, Captain Scarlett ordered his execution. Mercer, the ship's cook, lashed him to a plank with the intention of feeding him to sand worms, but Shiv-Spike's strong body odour put off the sand worms from eating him. The only solution was for Shiv-Spike to be smeared in a condiment to mask the stench, and thus an expedition for such a substance ensued.
- "I WILL PUKE BLOOD INTO YOUR SOUL!"
- "YOUR LUNGS WILL HOLD MY FUTURE CHILDREN!"
- "I AM A SENTIENT COLLECTION OF HATRED AND FECES!"