Scooter? But I Don't Even Know Her is the opening story mission for The Secret Armory of General Knoxx.
- "A mysterious ally has contacted you and is looking for your help. There is a price on your head and you'll need to deal with Atlas to get rid of it. The informant, Athena, has told you to find Scooter in T-Bone Junction. He knows where to find her."
The objective is simply to walk across the street to Scooter's garage, where he will be introduced by a cutscene, then talk to him to complete the mission.
- "It sounds like this 'Athena' is in hiding at Moxxi's place. Whoever that is..."
|(1st part of Scooter's cinematic)|
- Shit and meatballs! Didn't think I'd ever see your dumb ass again! Did you really open the Vault? Did that Steele chick take her clothes off yet? I need details though.
|(2nd part of Scooter's cinematic)|
- Act all casual like when I say this. I'm gonna speak in code, so I hope you have the mental capacity to follow. Your 'lady friend' told me to send you to 'Moxxi's place' when you stopped by... If you know what I'm saying.