Scooter? But I Don't Even Know Her.

[[Category:T-Bone Junction missions]]

Scooter? But I Don't Even Know Her is the opening story mission for The Secret Armory of General Knoxx.

Background

"A mysterious ally has contacted you and is looking for your help. There is a price on your head and you'll need to deal with Atlas to get rid of it. The informant, Athena, has told you to find Scooter in T-Bone Junction. He knows where to find her."

Walkthrough

Scooter?_But_I_Don't_Even_Know_Her — Scooter? But I Don't Even Know Her

Video walkthrough

Objectives

Find Scooter to learn more about the mysterious informant, Athena.

Find Scooter

Strategy

The objective is simply to walk across the street to Scooter's garage, where he will be introduced by a cutscene, then talk to him to complete the mission.

Completion

"It sounds like this 'Athena' is in hiding at Moxxi's place. Whoever that is..."

Quotes

Shit and meatballs! Didn't think I'd ever see your dumb ass again! Did you really open the Vault? Did that Steele chick take her clothes off yet? I need details though. - 1st part of Scooter's cinematic
Act all casual like when I say this. I'm gonna speak in code, so I hope you have the mental capacity to follow. Your 'lady friend' told me to send you to 'Moxxi's place' when you stopped by... If you know what I'm saying. - 2nd part of Scooter's cinematic

Nearby Missions

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Main Missions

Arid Badlands • Fresh Off The Bus • The Doctor Is In • Claptrap Rescue • Skags At The Gate • Fix'er Upper • Blinding Nine-Toes • Nine-Toes: Meet T.K. Baha • Nine-Toes: T.K.'s Food • Got Grenades? • Nine-Toes: Take Him Down • Nine-Toes: Time To Collect • Job Hunting • Catch-A-Ride • Bone Head's Theft • The Piss Wash Hurdle • Return To Zed • Sledge: Meet Shep • Sledge: The Mine Key • Sledge: To The Safe House • Sledge: Battle For The Badlands • Leaving Fyrestone • Dahl Headlands • Getting Lucky • Powering The Fast Travel Network • Road Warriors: Hot Shots • Road Warriors: Bandit Apocalypse • New Haven • Power To The People • Seek Out Tannis • Meet 'Crazy' Earl • Get Off My Lawn! • Hair Of The Dog • The Next Piece • Jaynistown: Secret Rendezvous • Jaynistown: A Brother's Love • Jaynistown: Spread The Word • Jaynistown: Getting What's Coming To You • Jaynistown: Unintended Consequences • Jaynistown: Cleaning Up Your Mess • Another Piece Of The Puzzle • Not Without My Claptrap • Salt Flats • The Final Piece • Get Some Answers • Find The Echo Command Console • Reactivate the ECHO Comm System • Find Steele • Destroy The Destroyer • Bring The Vault Key To Tannis

Side Missions

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Main Missions

Welcoming Committee • Is The Doctor In? • House of the Ned • There May Be Some Side Effects... • Secrets and Mysteries • Jakobs Fodder • Hitching A Ride • A Bridge Too Ned • Night of the Living Ned • Ned's undead, baby, Ned's undead

Side Missions

Missing: Hank Reiss • Eggcellent Opportunity! • Pumpkinhead • Leave It To The Professionals • Here We Go Again • The Pack • It's Alive • Upsale • Claptrap Rescue: The Lumber Yard • TK Lives! • Brains • Braaains • Braaaaains • Braaaaaaaaaaaains • Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

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