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Psychos are deranged maniacs commonly armed with buzz-axes and grenades. They are a frequent sight among bandits, and usually provide the front line of any hostile bandit group. They wear cargo pants instead of orange pants and occasionally sport rudimentary armor or tattoos; they otherwise look exactly the same as the Psychos from Borderlands. They also function in exactly the same way, except they do not perform a suicide charge when their health gets low and they will occasionally combat roll their way out of the line of fire. They can appear in fur hats and possess purplish skin as Freezing Psychos, with a mining light and pickaxe as Psycho Miners, or with pirate attire as Raiders in Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty. Psycho midgets appear as well.
- Angry Midget
- Armored Maniac
- Burning Psycho
- Flaming Midget
- Freezing Psycho
- Infected Psycho
- Infected Sprout
- Infected Suicide Psycho
- Midget Boner
- Midget Psycho
- Psycho Miner
- Raider (Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty only}
- Slagged Psycho
- Snow Psycho
- Suicide Midget
- Suicide Psycho
- Undead Psycho
- Undead Suicide Psycho
- Borderlands 2
- T.K. Baha's Bloody Harvest
- Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary
- Tales from the Borderlands
Psychos charge into battle to swing their buzz-axes at targets when they reach melee range. When hurt, they will occasionally roll their way out of the line of fire. Hitting a psycho on the feet causes them to trip and fall back giving time to inflict extra damage on the psycho until it recovers.
- I can still taste her lovely sweat box! She fed me such tears of ecstasy! LIAR! I ripped out her bumpy tummy, and her hot screams were for ME! NO! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us BOTH!
- Another story to sing to the cages at home!
- Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!
- Come to me, my pasty cake!
- Flavor me fancy, but you really put the pants in panting!
- I can't wait to take your picture!
- I love you!
- Love me, hate me - It all tastes the same!
- I'm gonna beat you to life!
- I need another head for my merry-go-round - YOURS IS PERFECT!
- I wonder if I plant you in the ground, if you'll grow taller?
- I made finger pizza just for you!
- I made you a salad, outta worms!
- I'm... gonna choke and stroke your lifeless body!
- I'm gonna floss my teeth... with your face!
- I'm gonna make hammocks, from your eye lids!
- I plucked a hair from the head of a dying baby! Let me give it to you!
- It's inside me! IT'S INSIDE ME!
- It's time for the meat puppet!
- It's time for THREE pounds of flesh!
- Be my garden! My gestational soils!
- Lick and scream, and pee! I'm COMING to make you teeth!!!
- Let's agree to disagree!
- Look into my eyes when I stare at you!
- Look at me when I'm charging at you!
- Mommy dearest was the clearest until she lost her bearing, now she's rusted, and is busted, and out of sight and hearing!
- O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon against self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on't, ah fie, 'tis an unweeded garden, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this! But two months dead, nay not so much, not two, So excellent a king, that was, to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the wings of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him, As if the increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on; and yet within a month - Let me think not on't; frailty, thy name is woman - A little month, or ere these shoes were old With which she followed my poor father's body Like Niobe, all tears, why she, even she - O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer - married with my uncle, My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules. Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her gall'd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestuous sheets! It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue. (Too Solid Flesh soliloquy from Hamlet)
- The meat puppies, they come to the slaughter, like children to an ice cream truck!
- They told me to bring a pail lunch... you look pale enough to me!!
- This is prison and we're the guys in the shower!
- Wear your face like a condom!
- What does it all mean!?
- Will you marrow me?
- You smell like my little girl!
- You're a feast of eyes and piss in all this bliss!
- Organic or bust!
- My mommy's gonna be so mad!
- You're gonna be my new meat bicycle!
- My mom looked at me that way, too!
- Mom always said to be thorough...
- Here it comes, big boy!
- Why will no one play with me?!
- I'm the one who knocks!
- Foreskin hats for my puppets!
- Another slave (laughter) to feed me!
- (laughter) For France!
- You can't kill me! I'm already dead tomorrow!
- I've got the neeeed to seeeed!
- STOP LOOKING AT ME!
- WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
- NO NEED TO SHOUT!
- Another walking meat puppet!
- I can see Uranus from here! Hahahahaha!
- Get ready for bad touch!
- A flower? For meeee?
- Drop-kick your babies!
- I AM IMMORTAL!
- I like my victims like I like my coffee... in the butt!
- Unforgivable! UNFORGIVABLE!
- You sat in my swing! NOW I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!
- It's meat puppet master theatre!
- I can hear with my teeth!
- French me, mommy!
- I wanna play! Just play with me!
- (laughter) It's time! (laughter) for a good old fashioned slap and crap!
- Garters for guts!
- Guts for garters!
- I'll never stop, until they flop!
- The sweet songs of sausage stumps will fill my days!
- Your dirty sausage dog won't touch me!
- Just a drop! On my tongue!
- Slurp it! Drink it! Eat it! (sniff) Smell it!
- I'll feed your skin snacks to my cockatiel!
- Slap the Pancakes!!
- Start the clock! I'm going to count every minute I get with you...
- Eyes like grapes. Delicious!
- Karate chop!
Taking critical damage
- Oh God, oh God!
- The worst!
- Oh, sweet Marcus!
- Pleasure in pain!
- Pluto's not a planet!
- No! GOOOOD... No! GOOOOD!
- No, more diapers!
- Sugar meals!
- Gimme my hit points back!
- I'm sorry, mommy... I'm sorry!
- Gotta get my hands...around....your throat
- I just...need....a new toe from you
- I need a powerful woman! Right now!
- Hit me!
- Mommy! Where are you?!
- Ohh, spankings!
- I'm ready for prom! Heheheh...
- This is not organic!
- Even... more endorphins!
- Feels good, man!
Vault Hunter retreating
- Come back soon!
- Don't run away! I need your face!
- Pussy! Pussypussypussypussypussy pussy!
- Where's the kitty?
- Wait! Come back! I won't eat you! Really!
- Hahahaha! Ruuuun!
- I see you!
- You can hide, but you can't run! Pussy!
- Ally reactions
- Goliath - Helmet shot off
- I think he's gonna play xylophone with my spinal cord!
- Bang-bang leads to smash-smash!
- Every time you shoot its head, another puppet loses its skin!
- Unleash her!
- Unleash the orgasm!
- Goliath - Raged
- Another playmate!
- Time for playtime!
- Got my friend back!
- Time for a sleepover!
- Goliath - Skill level
- Too much friendship!
- Mom says I can't see you!
- Bad friend! Such a bad friend!
- Nomad - Killed
- I'm free!
- Mommy's not home! I can find another animal to skin!
- Bye-bye, mommy...
- I can eat all the kittens now!
- No more mommy!
- All the cookies for me! All of them!
- Come back, mommy!
- Free of her! Free!
- I can't wait to cuddle with his corpse!
- Buzzard - Destroyed
- Ooohh, a shooting star!
- It's like a microwave meal!
- Free lunch!
- Hot delivery!
- Fire in the sky!
- Meteor shower!
- Rainin' man...
- FALL FOREVER!
- Marshmallow cockpit!
- Ally killed - other
- Weakness leads to deathness! Hahahaha!
- That was... my pasty cake!
- God... dammit! I had it all set up! All set up!
- Second helpings! Sloppy globs! And melting meat in my mouth!
- Did I get some on my shoe?!'
- You killed my twin! Now I will eat you!'
- He was the only one that knew! But I'll show you, too! Hahahahaha!
- No one touch that pile! It's mine!
- I feel like we grew apart since he died!
- He was going to FEEL ME!
- You understood... YOU UNDERSTOOD!
Vault Hunter killed
- But you'll miss tea time!
- High-five! Oh, you're dead. Sorry.
- If only my mom could see me now...
- Vault Hunter skills
- I can see foreverrrr!
- I'm home!
- Is that... Mr. Skaggles? Mr. Skaggles! MR. SKAGGLES! DON'T GO MR. SKAGGLES!
- Oh, mom... (thumb sucking sounds)
- Is it time-out again? But... buh-but... MOMMY!!
- I'm inside... I'M INSIDE ME!
- Just a lost Psycho in a fish bowl, singing with another head...
- No, you have a time out...!
- Never gonna give you up... (Reference to the song Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley)
- End... quotes... death... gurgle...
- Bury me upside down! (Reference to a similar quote by Bob Knight)
- I miss... Mr. Skaggles... He's... licking at my face...
- I've changed... I'VE CHANGED!
- It's so... dark and... cold... no, mommy...!
- I didn't do it!
- This isn't the last thing I'll say!
- My words... will ring in your ears for miles!
- I regret nothing!
- I regret everything!
- I can't die hungry... just one... step... closer...
- You'll remember me!
- My whole life... was a joke...
- But the cakes we were going to bake...!
- Carrot juice...
- Bury me with Teddy...
- My blood... it's salty.
- Killing a psycho contributes to the Mama's Boys challenge in the challenge list.
- Tiny Tina wears a psycho mask on her head.
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