Porta-Pooper 5000 is a unique heavy weapon in Borderlands 3 manufactured by COV. It is obtained from the mission Porta Prison located in Lectra City, on Promethea.

Special Weapon Effects

Never washes out. – Always Radioactive. Projectiles are styled after feces, and leave a radioactive puddle. While equipped, the weapon periodically talks.

Usage & Description


  • "You're full of crap. That's a compliment!"
  • "To clean, you must get dirty."


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