Nathaniel Lynn Zaford is an NPC introduced in Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre.



Main article: Learning to Love


  • "Not my type. Sorry."
  • "Only thing better than bein' a Zaford is bein' me."
  • "You ain't gonna hit on me, is ya? Cause that IS a gun in me pocket, and I ain't happy to see ya."
  • "You been starin' at me a while now, ain't ya?"
  • "I'm too sexy for this bleedin' distillery."
  • "You might be a Hodunk... if your wife weighs more than yer truck. Hahaha! It's funny cause the Hodunk wife is overweight and therefore deservin' of mockery."
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