Heartbreaker, Rubi, Grog, Crit, Good/Bad Touch, Wet Week, etc.. -- these were staples in previous Borderlands. Now, we have Terminal Crit, Her Jiggling Pair.... and what else? The former doesn't do jack (just like Moxxi now. Har har har) and the latter just bounces everywhere. Am I missing any healing weapons in BL3 or do they all just really suck?