Changes: Mal

Revision as of 07:02, 20 October 2012

Mal is a Loader in Eridium Blight who seeks help in becoming a "real boy", and can be fought at the end of the mission chain. After defeating him, his reward is a Fibber pistol.

Missions

Notes

Mal might be gone after A Real Boy: Human is complete but sometimes he comes back.

Quotes

"I cannot wait to be human so that other humans can discriminate against me due to physical or mental conditions I was born with!"

"When I am human, I will never ever think about the black void of nothingness that awaits me when I die, because that could take up a lot of my time!"

"I can't wait to become human! I'll take showers and tip waiters and get bruises and fold bed sheets and disappoint my loved ones and eat tacos!"

"Once I am human I will talk to you about things that are of little or no importance! I will avoid religion and politics because if we disagree, you will not like me any more!"

"I can't wait to get a mortgage!"

"As a human, I will seek companionship when alone, but desire solitude after I have found a companion!"

"I can't wait to be human, amass debt, and have a wife towards whom I feel nothing!"

"I am human. I eat food and desire things."

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 "As a human, I will seek companionship when alone, but desire solitude after I have found a companion!"
+"I can't wait to be human, amass debt, and have a wife towards whom I feel nothing!"
+"I am human.  I eat food and desire things."
 [[Category:Borderlands 2]]
 [[Category:NPCs]]