“Look out, everybody, things are about to get awesome!”
- Main article: Learning to Love
- Marriage is for suckers and uglies.
- Always the bridesmaid and never the bride, thank goodness.
- You might be a Zaford if... you consider whiskey and week-old corned beef a gourmet meal! Ha! Alcoholism.
- I sure am grateful you came to my town and killed lots'a my friends and family.
- Welcome to our town, Vault Hunter. You sure do have a purty mouth!
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