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I love being in danger with you all!
— L0U13

L0U13 is an NPC in New Tales from the Borderlands. He is a debonair assassination robot and long-time friend of Octavio.

Background

An eloquent assassination bot with instant access to a database of known targets, L0U13 is not without manners (for instance, he'd never kill you before learning your name). Programmed for a life of calculated murder, L0U13 aspires to more. This dapper killing machine longs to give humanity the gift of laughter and is pursuing a side career in comedy. Fascinated by the group dynamics between Anu, Octavio, and Fran, L0U13 is happy to track the strength of their ever-evolving bonds via a rather unconventional rating system.

Involvement

L0U13 is not a player character, but does accompany the players' through much of the story. He eventually grows to question his purpose in life, and sacrifices himself to protect Octavio from a bullet. Depending on choices made throughout the story, he can reappear fixed and functional in the game's epilogue.

In-Game Role

Data suggests that skateboards are more well received than stars, hearts, thumbs-up, and winky faces. The question you should be asking: why aren't we using skateboards to rate everything else?
— L0U13 explaining his ranking system

At the end of each episode L0U13 displays stats based on the story choices made:

  • Skateboard Score: The bond between all three team members. (Begins in Episode 2.)
  • Brain 'N Brawn: The bond between Anu and Fran. (Begins in Episode 2.)
  • Sis 'N Bro: The bond between Anu and Octavio.
  • Frogurt 'N Tacos: The bond between Fran and Octavio.

Appearances

Trivia

  • L0U13's favorite flower is posies.
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