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- Someday, you're gonna die, and everyone will forget about you.
- Your parents told me you're not their favorite. They're not even proud of you.
- Everybody knows you have no idea what you're doing. You're a fraud!
- I'm sorry, did you just talk back to me?! 'Cause all I heard was the sound of a wet fart.
- Your life is a mess, and it's all your fault!
- You think you're such hot shit, but you're actually just lukewarm crap! I'm gonna take you down a peg! By KILLING YOU!
- Think of me next time you get a paper cut! Which will be soon! I'll make sure of that...
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