Jack/Quotes

ECHO Recordings

Personal Recording

Dr Autohn: “The voice modulator may cause some pain over the next two or three… eh, decades.”

Jack Double: “My --- eughhh, guhh… contract’ll be up by then! I gotta talk like Jack for the next thirty years?!”

Dr Autohn: “Say something charming. I need to test the modulator’s range.”

Jack Double: “Hi. I’m Jack. You’re… um… pretty.”

Dr Autohn: “Atrocious! Work on your delivery during the shuttle ride.”

Jack Double: “Uh, what now?”

Dr Autohn: “You’re presence has been requested on the moon.”

Some Random Dude

Learn about what it’s like to pretend to be Jack.

1^st ECHO Recording

Dr Autohn: “Mr… Lawrence?”

Timothy: “Uhhh yeah, that’s me!”

Dr Autohn: “Timothy: please go through the door to your right. Your interviewer will be waiting for you.”

Timothy: “Do I, uh, need to sign some papers, or…"

Dr Autohn: “Through the door please.”

Timothy: “No, wait, how do I know this isn’t some scam to get my kidneys?”

Dr Autohn: “You applied for this position because you needed money! Beggars can’t be choosers.”

Timothy: “But… I… okay. Alright, I’m ready.”

Dr Autohn: “Very good, Timothy.”

2^nd ECHO Recording

Dr Autohn: “How are you feeling?”

Timothy: “Eughhh… I… what happened?”

Dr Autohn: “What is the last thing you remember?”

Timothy: “I was… there was a door… and… and you were there… You asked me some questions, and then I woke up here.”

Dr Autohn: “Hmmmm. Seems the anesthesia we’re using is still causing substantial memory loss. Nurse, collect all my notes on experimental post-traumatic stress therapy. I’ve got some ideas.”

Nurse Nina: “Da, doctor. I hook this one up to drip?”

Dr Autohn: “No! Not until he feels it. We need to make sure the nerves weren’t damaged during the surgery.”

Timothy: “Surgery? What surgery?!”

Dr Autohn: “Shhhh. Relax. I’ll fill you in on everything.”

3^rd ECHO Recording

Timothy: “My name will be Jack. I work as an engineer for Hyperion. Doctor, I still sound like myself.”

Dr Autohn: “That will be fixed with the voice modulator implants. Now that you’ve signed these forms, for the next twenty years, you’ll be Jack.”

Timothy: “Jeez… uh, when do I get paid?”

Dr: “Soon. Report to medical chamber seven. Experiment commentary, day four. Visual transformation complete and all records deleted. Timothy Lawrence, at least on paper, no longer exists. And neither do his secrets. Jack will be very, very pleased.”

4^th Echo Recording

Woman: “Hey there, sexy.”

Jack Double: “What? You talkin’ to me?”

Woman: “Haha, of course! Who else would I be talking to? You see any OTHER gorgeous strangers in this place?”

Jack Double: “Uh… no. Guess not.”

Woman: “What’s your name? Or should I keep calling you 'sexy'?”

Jack Double: “Oh, the name’s Ti… uh, Jack. But YOU can call me whatever you like.”

Woman: “How about 'the man who bought me a drink'?”

Gameplay

Scoring critical kills

• "Awww, this was a new shirt!"
• “That was… graphic.”

Comparing weapons

• "One of you has to go...."
• "It's like choosing between the ladies! Or something. I don't know. God, I hate this guy."
• "But you're both so pretty...."

Killing multiple enemies

• "Better than the original!"

Killing a Badass enemy

• “Put a freaking sock in it.”

Riding a jump pad

• "Craaaaap!"

Completing a challenge

• "Another challenge down, blap-blap!"
• "Whaddya know; I'm awesome."

Getting a Second Wind

• “I win!”
• “Surprising no one.”
• “Miss me?”
• “Hah!”
• “Oh ho, me.”
• “And Jack’s back!”

Activating Expendable Assets

• “Let’s get sexy.”
• “Jack in!”
• “Multiply the prettiness!”
• “Let’s double the doubles.”

Killing an enemy with Expendable Assets

• “From one Jack to another, well done.”
• “Don’t screw with Jack!”
• “Doing Jack proud.”
• “Eh, maybe this body double program wasn’t so crazy.”
• “Good kill, other Jack.”

Shooting an enemy with Compound Interest

• “Holy crap, I’m rich!”
• "Compound interest!"

Picking up money with Money is Power

• “Oh it’s good to be rich.”
• “One percent suckers!”
• “Money is power!”