“Look out everybody, things are about to get awesome!”
Jack's Body Double is a miniboss in Borderlands 2. He is found in Opportunity during the story mission The Man Who Would Be Jack. He is used by Handsome Jack as a decoy to misdirect assassination attempts. However, most of the Body Double's lines are quite distinguishable from the real Handsome Jack.
- Main article: The Man Who Would Be Jack
- "Bandits! I will stop them." - Upon detecting a Vault Hunter.
- "[Pained gasping]...Still...Handsome Jack...Still, very Handsome Jack...Are those bells I hear ringing?...No no no...still Handsome Jack..." - Critically damaged.
- "I have had sex with the Space Vixens of Eden-6!" - Random combat quote.
- "Your turret is stupid, Commando." - Axton uses his Sabre Turret.
- "Handsome Jack does NOT approve of this!" - Maya uses her Phaselock.
- "Wait. Stop. Put me down." - Maya uses her Phaselock.
- "Nooooooooo, I am Handsome Jack and I am dead..." - Upon expiry.
- "Ahhhhhh, I thought we were going to be friends, ahhhhhh" - Taking elemental damage.
- "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." - Upon expiry.
- "Yes, I am Handsome Jack, and I am very good at intercourse." - Random quote.
- "This is just like intercourse, which I am very good at." - Random combat quote.
- "I've lost my shields. Handsome Jack does not lose shields." - Shields broken.
- "Owie." - Injured.
- "Oof." - Injured.
- "Grenade." - Throwing grenade.
- "Have a grenade." - Throwing grenade.
- "You are overwhelmed with my handsomeness."
- "I am extremely intelligent, and attractive, and handsome."
- "I am Jack and being shot at."
- "I am attacking you with a melee weapon."
- "I am meleeing you."
- "This is a job for Handsome Jack, who I am."
- "This will hurt you when it hits you."
- "Prepare for pain."
- "You're a savage bandit and you must be killed."
- "Handsome Jack will punish all evil-doers."
- "I am definitely Handsome Jack."
- "Nooooo. I am Jack and I am dead."
- "I am not a body double."
- "Get back! You'll die for that!"
- "I can run a mile in two minutes."
- "Bandits. This is a job for me, Handsome Jack."
- "I am a very skilled warrior."
- "I am Handsome Jack and I am attacking you."
- "I will kill you."
- "I am stronger and smarter."
- The double's illusory façade deactivates after his pocket watch is stolen, revealing the features of an Engineer.
- Jack's Body Double is voiced by Borderlands 2's writer, Anthony Burch. All of his quotes are said in Anthony's regular voice, further emphasizing the Double's extremely unenthusiastic tone of voice.
- Not to be confused with "Jack" the Doppelganger, a playable character from Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, who was surgically altered to look and sound identical to Jack, rather than just a holographic disguise.