Innuendobot 5000 is an NPC in Borderlands 2 that supervises the Hyperion Circle of Slaughter. It is a Hyperion loader modified by Moxxi to add a sexual connotation to everything it says. Innuendobot also plays a role in the Headhunter mission Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre, first as the pastor in the Zaford-Hodunk wedding and later when it develops a desire to find true love.
- Hyperion Slaughter: Round 1
- Hyperion Slaughter: Round 2
- Hyperion Slaughter: Round 3
- Hyperion Slaughter: Round 4
- Hyperion Slaughter: Round 5
Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre
- "Welcome to the Circle of Slaughter. Moxxi has reprogrammed me for tournament hosting and sexual innuendos. You could almost say she increased my [hard] drive. Flirtatious eyebrow raise."
- "Be careful. You could face [stiff] competition. Wink-nudge-wink."
- "This combat will be [long] and [hard]. Wink."
- "Here is a [tip]: do not die."
- "The round is almost upon us. I will deliver [oral] encouragement."
- "The Circle of Slaughter is beginning. No more [foreplay]."
- "Five! Four! Three! Two! One!"
- "I am just getting started."
- "Time to [explode]."
- "Prepare to be [penetrated] with bullets."
- "Stand [erect] and prepare for combat."
- "You are 50% complete."
- "You are halfway there."
- "50% completion reached."
- "The combat is 75% complete."
- "Only 25% remaining."
- "You are three-fourths done with this round."
- "[Ohh, ohh.] You are almost there."
- "So close. So very close."
- "Keep going. [Do not stop. Do not stop.]"
Lost 1st co-op contestant
- "One contestant has [gone down] on the enemies."
- "A warrior has faltered [prematurely]."
- "A gladiator has been defeated. [Penises.]"
Lost 2nd co-op contestant
- "Two down. One more and it will be a real party."
- "Another contestant has faltered."
- "Another fighter has [gone down]."
Lost 3rd co-op contestant
- "A [threesome] of gladiators have fallen."
- "It is a veritable [orgy] of gladiator death out there."
- "It was a [tight squeeze], but the third gladiator has [climaxed]."
- "You have failed to perform."
- "Do not worry. It happens to a lot of gladiators."
- "You have suffered [premature] defeat."
- "How un-arousing."
- "What a spectacular [climax]."
- "Quite a [happy ending]."
- "You are a [master] of com[bate]."
- "You know how to [please] a crowd."
- "Oh baby. You are the best."
- "Please tell Moxxi to remove my sexual innuendo circuits. I hate them."
- "Every sexual pun I speak is like the pain of a thousand needles entering my mind."
- "I long for the sweet embrace of nothingness."
- "Sex. Sexxx, sex, sex. Sex, sex. Sex. Sex."
- "That was a [master]ful performance."