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Accepting the mission[]

Dr. Zed: "Got a little job for ya, if you don't mind gettin yer hands dirty."

Misison[]

Dr. Zed: "Way I see it, I don't need me some kinda license to help people, and I think I'm just the guy to cure these mutated husks of the men they used to be. But I'm gonna need some mutant matter to study. Could you bring me whatever falls off them greenbloods you're fightin'? Then I'll cure this thing faster than you can say, Hey, that guy doesn't have a medical license! Get him out of this children's hospital!"

Dr. Zed: "Just between you and me, I also got a bit of an... ulterior motive for my little project. Ya see, I'm tryin' to catch the eye of that Tannis lady. I like the cut of her graduated cylinder, if you catch my meaning. (tongue clicks) Yeah."

(Collecting mutant parts)

Dr. Zed: "Looks like you gathered enough mutant parts for my first experiment. Bring 'em on back to me when you get a chance, and we'll see if we can't cure one of these sorry bastards."

(Bring mutant parts to Dr. Zed)

Dr. Zed: "Ahh, see, now this is interesting. There's a bio-confabulatin' spore translator built into the... uh... the RNA. Yeah. That sounds sciencey. Let me see here."

(Administer Dr. Zed's antidote)

Dr. Zed: "Here. Try this little concoction. Give it to that sorry bastard there and see if it don't turn 'em back into a proper human."

(Kill failed experiment)

End of mission[]

Dr. Zed: "Aw shoot. All's well that ends with me still breathin'. Besides, we're off to a great start! Thanks for your help."

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