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Revision as of 17:13, 22 August 2010
General Knoxx posts on Twitter under the username @GeneralKnoXX. The account was first active on February 2nd, 2010, and was confirmed to be an official source of information by Gearbox Software on February 9, 2010.[1]
His account officially went offline on March 14, 2010. [2]
On July 15, 2010, his account was reactivated.[3]
Archive (July -___)
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Date/Time (UTC) |
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75 | 2010-08-06 9:51 PM | @C0nn0rmcl corruption from the wormhole i used to register my tweetergrams so far in the past on a distant world | web | C0nn0rmcl |
74 | 2010-08-06 9:45 PM | @Barrymoves i know right? check that guy out. may not have capital letters in the future but we certainly understand how an apostrophe works | web | Barrymoves |
73 | 2010-08-06 9:40 PM | @Platformgod my name was bequeathed to me on my grandfathers death bed (i put him there. stabbed him a lot.) knoxx means warrior of horses | web | Platformgod |
72 | 2010-08-06 9:33 PM | @Watermanx you are wise beyond a babies years. your profile says you're a "collage student." paper mache is a major in your earth time? | web | Watermanx |
71 | 2010-08-06 9:26 PM | @Watermanx you should cry like a small girlchild weeping over missing legs and arms. boo hoo. | web | Watermanx |
70 | 2010-08-06 9:24 PM | @Watermanx odd, because i'm tweeting about you and you're not cool. | web | Watermanx |
69 | 2010-08-06 9:06 PM | #unfollowfriday @reverendanthony for grievous fault against @mikeyface | web | |
68 | 2010-08-05 9:46 PM | you speak of @Legendrew with acclaim. i heard he sleeps with a teddy skag and can't read a book without farting. just a thing i heard | web | |
67 | 2010-08-05 9:39 PM | found an intruder snooping around the perimeter. information he obtained before i inverted his spine is shaky at best... | web | |
66 | 2010-07-19 12:58 PM | @SourMurderFish the best you could come up with was sourmurderfish? i eat those for breakfast, lunch and space dinner. murderfish plz | web | SourMurderFish |
65 | 2010-07-15 9:46 PM | @Legendrew admiral mikey is no longer with us. he fell down some stairs. about 30,000 of them. | web | Legendrew |
64 | 2010-07-15 9:42 PM | @phkna yup. pretty flimsy. did you get joke tips from ralphie may? | web | phkna |
63 | 2010-07-15 9:28 PM | got an influx of flimsy insults wrapped in slack-jawed yokelry. #idiotsspamminggods | web | |
62 | 2010-07-15 7:04 PM | @KevinACarter your photo looks like a late night tv ad for a cheap lawyer | web | KevinACarter |
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2010-07-15 6:57 PM | @MMA_Craig the only thing you'll be raiding is your mother's underwear drawer looking for food. | web | MMA_Craig |
60 | 2010-07-15 6:50 PM | @mikeyface they don't have capital letters in the future. where i'm from.which is nothing like that blue person movie with the dragon horses | web | mikeyface |
59 | 2010-07-15 6:48 PM | tap. tap. is this on? had to turn my tweetergramming machine back on. just got some new orders. (sent from the future.) | web |
Archive (Feb. - Mar.)
This is a manually updated listing of all the tweets, with the times listed in UTC (+8 hours from Pacific time).
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58 | 2010-03-14 10:17 AM | this is general knoxx, going offline. | web | |
57 | 2010-02-26 8:51 AM | @TehSkull ugh. admiral mikey's french toast is made of bread, sour patch kids from the future, and springs | Seesmic | TehSkull |
56 | 2010-02-26 8:45 AM | @jigsawhc jelly is for girls and also armless smaller girls. | Seesmic | jigsawhc |
55 | 2010-02-26 8:40 AM | @Hooligunn fool. killed some of my decoys did you? my imaginary son could do that with his imaginary eyes closed. | Seesmic | Hooligunn |
54 | 2010-02-26 8:38 AM | anybody want toast? i'm making toast. | Seesmic | |
53 | 2010-02-26 8:38 AM | sorry tweetergram groupies, i got caught up with an influx of insurgent dick bags. killed most of 'em. how is your day? | Seesmic | |
52 | 2010-02-23 N/A | there are reports that the invasion is delayed until tomorrow. not true. don't believe the tweetergrams. i will rock all faces off today. | Seesmic | |
51 | 2010-02-23 N/A | troops will deploy today if all goes to plan. just met a man named mord-ee-kai. dude, eat something. | Seesmic | |
50 | 2010-02-23 N/A | preparing the troops for dominationing. might need reinforcements. anyone up for dying in my honor? | Seesmic | |
49 | 2010-02-22 22:30 | @lizzieskwrl it's true. we lost the capital letter in the charzachary wars some forty decades ago. | web | lizzieskwrl |
48 | 2010-02-22 22:28 | (nobody tells me nothin.) | web | |
47 | 2010-02-22 22:27 | well, time tables got all moved around. looks like the invasion is on tomorrow. be seeing you (and killing you!) then. | web | |
46 | 2010-02-19 22:21 | i had to find an antique tweetergramming machine to type in capital letters like that. | Seesmic | |
45 | 2010-02-19 22:21 | finishing up training the new assassin lance for more dominationing. they're not quite ready yet, but one might say they're COMING VERY SOON | Seesmic | |
44 | 2010-02-19 22:19 | @HoboBeardBen demand something from me again and you'll be scraping whats left of your teeth out of your eyeballs. | Seesmic | HoboBeardBen |
43 | 2010-02-19 22:17 | @johnbelden you took a mans gamertag even though i'm from the future and already knew that? | Seesmic | johnbelden |
42 | 2010-02-19 20:25 | lots of people tweetergramming me today about some "interviews" with some hellfist character about me. apparently more incoming. | Seesmic | |
41 | 2010-02-18 17:28 | just had marketing run some movie preview thing past me about myself. they called it a... trailer? but it didn't look like a truck to me. | Seesmic | |
40 | 2010-02-17 15:42 | perhaps the lance will be open to recruitment. i need some solid fodder | Seesmic | |
39 | 2010-02-17 15:20 | just spoke with my superiors and it sounds like we can begin recruiting again soon. the lance will rise again. | Seesmic | |
38 | 2010-02-16 17:20 | @symonds1990 the day i tremble before the likes of one of you is the day i sell my mother to space pirates for a second time | Seesmic | symonds1990 |
37 | 2010-02-16 14:02 | @pavieca do not speak at me as if battling me will result in anything but your body turning to a fine mist like a capri sun in a microwave | web | pavieca |
36 | 2010-02-16 13:48 | just got chewed on by my new commander for that t bone incident. no, i did not typed "chewed out" wrong so put your freud away. | web | |
35 | 2010-02-15 20:50 | this wasn't me but something happened in t bone junction that totally wasn't me. (this wasn't me.) | Seesmic | |
34 | 2010-02-15 17:03 | pretty sure i'd just go in shooting if there weren't all these pesky guidelines like "don't murder civies" by my new commanding officer. | Seesmic | |
33 | 2010-02-15 15:28 | t bone junction is a haven for teenage partying. | Seesmic | |
32 | 2010-02-14 21:44 | incoming ear ringer tweetergram photos. pulled them off of my former secre-friendy's charred carcus. rip cindy- wait, cynthia? i dunno. | web | |
31 | 2010-02-13 15:21 | also met a man named scooter today. asked me if i wanted to catch his ride. almost killed him for coming onto me. | web | |
30 | 2010-02-13 15:19 | walked around t-bone junction today.took some tweetergram photos.my secre-friendy needs to post them but i think she might be out dead today | web | |
29 | 2010-02-13 15:16 | @StygianEmporor granted. | web | StygianEmporor |
28 | 2010-02-11 01:50 | avast! tweetergram leaks ahoy. people on the space machine web have discovered what level my power is. 60 just aint high enough. | web | |
27 | 2010-02-10 20:01 | inspected the new recruits today. kyros, typhon, theron, and ajax had a four way tie for unmanliest name. | Seesmic | |
26 | 2010-02-10 15:55 | began construction on a super secret hideout, sorry can't tell you where it is, did put up some signs though just in case recruits get lost | Seesmic | |
25 | 2010-02-10 13:51 | @justryan13 roland? i remember him. did two tours of prometheus before wearing his guilt like a sun dress. | web | justryan13 |
24 | 2010-02-09 21:28 | the admiral who ordered me to this roller rink of a planet was killed today in a freak sighing accident. replacement to be named. *sigh* | Seesmic | |
23 | 2010-02-09 17:22 | //@# -- my secre-friendy just spilled coffee all over my tweetergram sender! ()#(/// ....!!!//3/3 great. | Seesmic | |
22 | 2010-02-09 17:07 | @Quesos_Mojados your puerile attempts at humor bore me. i trust a skag will shit you out on a later occassion | Seesmic | Quesos_Mojados |
21 | 2010-02-09 16:53 | @jason_omega and i have two words for you: tooth and brush | Seesmic | jason_omega |
20 | 2010-02-09 16:40 | RT @useruser3: @GeneralKnoXX you have lost both mccloud and Steele |gn| that is classified! did you have something to do with that? | Seesmic | |
19 | 2010-02-09 16:33 | corp. reiss has informed me of jakobs being overrun by a zombie infestation. serves 'em right! guns from wood? whats next, flying cars? | Seesmic | |
18 | 2010-02-09 14:16 | this is my last tweetergram for the moment. i will be updating the situation on pandora to my superiors and taking cell ear ringer shots | web | |
17 | 2010-02-09 14:11 | @CorduroryNinja the crimson lance is for serious rough and tumble soldiers, also suicidal thoughts are a plus | web | CorduroryNinja |
16 | 2010-02-09 14:09 | for those of you that promise nicely not to try and kill me for my numerous crimes against humanity and ferrets, i'll take photos of stuff4u | web | |
15 | 2010-02-09 14:05 | my name is general alphonso knoxx, first general of the crimson lance, son of guillermo delphino knoxx III, consider this my introduction | web | |
14 | 2010-02-09 14:01 | it seems some of you lot think it wise to anta-gah...niz-- make fun of me, i lost my train of thought, but i'll beat your asses | web | |
13 | 2010-02-09 00:56 | @CaptBoDangles13 i have many things to do. i just arrived on pandora a few days ago. i get here and my second in command is skewered! | Seesmic | CaptBoDangles13 |
12 | 2010-02-09 00:38 | RT @RnDxJha: @GeneralKnoxx So what is your take on Moxxi? |gk| is that the old chick in the clown makeup trying to not look 40? | Seesmic | |
11 | 2010-02-08 23:23 | @VaultHunter thats your name? vaulthunter? didn't they find that already? more like @vaultfounder | Seesmic | VaultHunter |
10 | 2010-02-08 23:06 | @Legendrew watch your step boy. i lost my eye in a fight with myself . ps. i won | Seesmic | Legendrew |
9 | 2010-02-08 23:01 | @Kyidro do you bore your mother with that mouth (boosh, double entendre) | Seesmic | Kyidro |
8 | 2010-02-08 22:53 | RT @danielpiers: My lvl 50 Mordecai is gonna kick your ass. |gn| i'm a lot higher than level 50 so you better try again | Seesmic | |
7 | 2010-02-08 22:47 | who are these people appearing on my window screen? @danielpiers ? your face looks like a grapefruit pooped | Seesmic | |
6 | 2010-02-08 22:40 | i said that right? tweetergrams are when you take photos with your cellular ear ringer? | Seesmic | |
5 | 2010-02-08 22:39 | heres a photo from worlds largest bullet. me & the misse- erhm, secretary are out taking tweetergrams of the areas | Seesmic | |
4 | 2010-02-03 20:42 | these damn camera phones never seem to work. i'll have the inventor drawn, quartered, and made into cutlets. | Seesmic | |
3 | 2010-02-03 20:40 | people are hacking into my tweeter database. smokescreen deployed. no one can see what we're planning. hot dogs are tastiest w/ mustard. | web | |
2 | 2010-02-02 09:17 | no one capitalizes in the future. just thought you'd like to know in the event you point it out. oh, my tweets time travel, by the way. | web | |
1 | 2010-02-02 09:11 | okay. so my secretary signed me up for this thing.apparently i have to be careful about how many words i type or it won't send the entire me | web |
Images
Various images posted by General Knoxx.
Trivia
- Knoxx claims that "nobody capitalizes in the future", and that his tweets time-travel. It is used as a running joke in some of his tweets. He claims to have needed to use an antique tweetergramming machine to type in capitals.
External links
- General KnoXX's Tweets (gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com)