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When you see a midget in public and just have to hit them. When you start devoloping a phobia of skulls and warning signs. —Preceding unsigned comment added by (talkcontribs)

When someone calls you a 'bitch' and you are confused because you were manufactured by your parents and not Hyperion.   Bukkithead Orsmsig   11:16, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

When you think it's a good idea to help move all the item trading posts on this site and actually do it...

You're favorite saying is "Get you one!"   Uberorb Bio melt  

Have to agree with that one :P

When you hear 'skag' and thing of dog-like things and not heroin.

When your userpage has an inventory subpage.   Bukkithead Orsmsig   16:15, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

When you see a green glowing light somewhere in town you want to run over to it ...~wheeldogz

When you close your eyes, the Rakk come. -NOhara24

When you run up to every vending machine that you see, and check to see whats on sale... Hui Tian 17:57, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

I too look for the "Item of the Day".

When the traffic light turns yellow, I stab for the nitro-boost button. -- MeMadeIt 18:09, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

When you stand in front of a vending machine for 20 minutes hoping it's inventory will change. LoZ4Ever 18:58, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

When you see a sign saying "PIS OFF!" you think there are bandits around.

Because that happens so often...   Bukkithead Orsmsig   20:25, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

You realize that it's a MMO.

When you find a quarter on the ground and say out loud "its like christmas"Veggienater 21:29, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

When you DEMAND SATISFACTION from other men.Mr.friend009 21:36, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Lol at the last one. You might want to re-word that.GT: ConceitedJarrad XBOX360 21:46, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

If he's gay then he might not.   Bukkithead Orsmsig   21:52, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Either way it sounds like rape.GT: ConceitedJarrad XBOX360 21:57, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

When someone ask if you have excepted Jesus as your Savior and you ask Dont You Mean Tedior.Veggienater 22:14, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

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