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You hear a hawk and automatically assume that a herd of rakk are coming your way.
 
You hear a hawk and automatically assume that a herd of rakk are coming your way.
   
You try to drive your SUV over a pile of rocks and when confronted by a cop you respond, "I was trying to reach the mailboxes in time."
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You try to drive your SUV over a pile of rocks and when confronted by a cop you respond, "I was trying to reach the mailboxes in time."  [[User:AL3XMAR517|AL3XMAR517]] ([[User talk:AL3XMAR517|talk]]) 02:02, March 22, 2013 (UTC)

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You know you play too much BL2 when...


You see somebody with pinkish-purple words on their shirt and camo pants, and you get excited because you thought you found a Dahl E-Tech gun.

W4R Loader #0431 (talk) 16:30, November 13, 2012 (UTC)

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You hear a helicopter go by and immediately look around for Buzzards.

Ishi (talk) 16:35, November 13, 2012 (UTC)

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You see Hulk Hogan and think, "Oh look, a Mister Torgue impersonator"

W4R Loader #0431 (talk) 16:35, November 16, 2012 (UTC)

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Someone drops a coin on a metal surface and you check to see if your absorb shield worked.

You're playing another game and you get frustrated because your Hellfire proc doesn't stack like it's supposed to.

You're watching Pirates of the Caribbean and you don't understand why the Black Pearl isn't hovering.  It's supposed to hover, right?

Someone at work says something about a Conference Call and you duck behind the nearest wall.  When questioned, you state that even a Vault Hunter is scared of that level of carnage.

You see a "tresspassers will be shot" sign and think "yeah, and shields probably won't help."

That's all I have for now.  Chuckmoney (talk) 07:50, February 6, 2013 (UTC)


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You go to the bathroom and are surprised to find water rather than ammo in the toilets.

Siri says one curse word and you throw your phone against the wall becuase she sounds too much like the Hyperion New U Stations.

Upon entering an unknown area, you immediately check for skags.

You listen to Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff" in a whole new light.

Your teacher asserts that "A bandit ate my homework" is not a viable excuse.

When you turn on the radio, NPR starts to sound like the Hunter Hellquist channel. 

When people get annoying, you hold out your open hand, expecting to grab them in a phaselock.

You are surprised to feel a static electric shock after touching others when walking on carpet because you know your shield protects against shock damage.

Any midget you see has now become a dangerous target.

You hear a hawk and automatically assume that a herd of rakk are coming your way.

You try to drive your SUV over a pile of rocks and when confronted by a cop you respond, "I was trying to reach the mailboxes in time."  AL3XMAR517 (talk) 02:02, March 22, 2013 (UTC)