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Alright maggots. I've taken charge of a team commissioned by the evil Dr. F. Our task is a simple one. Clean. Up. All. Pages. On. The Wiki. It's a simple task. Every single, poorly written, untrue, or unclear sentence on the wiki MUST BE CLEANED. Just so I don't have to go back behind you after you cleanup a page, here are some general guidelines should you be accepted.

  • PLEASE, do not use personal pronouns. (I, me, my, you, your, you're...etc.) when editing an article. If any of these are spotted, rewrite the article so that they are not needed.
  • Big words. Use them. However, make sure they are used correctly. Otherwise they have served the opposite purpose of making an article read in a more intelligent manner.
  • Commas and semicolons. Using a semicolon properly indicates complete and utter domination of the english language. Avoid run-on sentences, or I'll have to beat you with a stick.
  • Do not be afraid to add a {{fact}} tag, or delete anything that may not be entirely true on a page.All pages must be 100% factually true. Exception is trivia (which must be sourced) handled by WarBlade.

If you feel you can meet these requirements, let me know. I'll consider you for the job. Nohai 21:19, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

To submit yourself for membership, sign under the pending approval category.

Current Roster and Rankings

Nohai 21:19, March 17, 2011 (UTC)-- Raylan Givens

Veggienatersml 18:57, March 18, 2011 (UTC)-- Substitute Teacher

New sig 18:53, March 18, 2011 (UTC)-- Senior Article Sanitation Engineer.

Click for inventory! Prinny Riceygringo 00:50, March 18, 2011 (UTC)-- Cheeseburger

Lionmaster15-- Brownie.

AtlasZaph talkZaph contribs 43:87, March 56, 2023 (UTC)-- Amoeba (but widely known as common-sensed philosopher)

Pending approval

Sir, reporting for duty, Sir! Sir, I'll advise you that I recently got a life over the last week and will not have the amount of time I used to have to devote to wikis, Sir!New sig 17:44, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

That's fine. I'm only on here during free time at work anyway. Sign above when ready. Nohai 18:52, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

EDIT: Signed for you. Nohai 18:56, March 18, 2011 (UTC)