Face McShooty Jr. is a potential DLC ShOOtee-er class character for Borderlands 2.
BAndetz lyk mAYk PeePl bleed! butt Hi-Peereun LodErz dun bLeed! Dey KIL bandit b for they dy! dah prahblim: baNDetz hav cRap gunz! so baNdItz mayk deY own gunz! mayk beDDer gunz den hi-PeEreun! YoOZ deez gunz to mayk LoDeRZ bleed! dun sTAHp til dey ahl bleed! dUn RELod til dey bleed! shooty forevr! KILY FOREVR!
Translation: The bandit population of Pandora enjoys mindless slaughter and mayhem, but the recent insurgence of the Hyperion corporation has put a damper on their merriment. Bandit populations steadily dropping due to assaults of sturdy Hyperion Loaders, the Bandits realize the issue lies with substandard weaponry. And so, the Bandits have decided to manufacture their own weapons, outfitting them with increased ammo capacities so as to outlast the gunmen of any competitor or enemy. Swearing a vendetta against Hyperion, the bandits will not stop until every Hyperion Loader knows the lead of a Bandit gun.
Face Digistructs a swarm of Bandits out of nowhere that fan out and attack everyone and everything in sight, acting as decoys, soaking up bullets, and in general, making life hell for anything alive.
This skill tree somehow crams more ammo into Bandit guns, increases their fire rate, accuracy, and when Face empties a magazine, he can autoswitch to a different weapon instead of reloading.
|BULETZ!||1||5||+5% Ammo capacity with Bandit guns per level.|
|BULETZ GO DAT WAY!||1||5||+5% Gun Accuracy with Bandit guns per level.|
|MOR BULETZ!||3||5||Again? Fine. +5% ammo capacity and +5% reload speed with Bandit guns per level.|
|GUN EMTEE? SWICH!||3||1||Minor Gamechanger. When you empty the magazine of a Bandit gun, instead of reloading, you quickly switch to the next gun you have equipped.|
|GIMME GIMME GIMME!||4||1||Find higher quality Bandit guns.|
|EVIN MOR BULETZ!||4||5||Seriously? I don't know how much more these mags can hold. Alright, um...another +5% ammo capacity with Bandit guns per level. Happy now? No? Ah, jeez. Uh, how about...+10% fire rate with Bandit guns per level, that sound good?|
|HEVY HERT!||5||5||For every ten bullets in your Bandit gun's magazine, that gun gains +1% Gun damage per level. (i.e. Divide the magazine by ten, rounded down, then multiply by this skill's level. That's your damage bonus.)|
|ALL UV DA BULETZ!||6||1||You know what? Fine. DOUBLE ammo capacity with Bandit guns. Yeah, on top of everything else, double ammo capacity. And, and, yeah, +20% carrying capacity with all ammo types. That enough bullets for you, jagoff?|
This skill tree increases Face's speed in everything he does. Movement speed, reload speed, bullet speed, shield regen speed, everything. He can even move at normal speed during Fight for your Life. It can also replace some of the Bandits summoned by FrendZ! with Suicide Psychos.
This tree makes Face more badass than usual. It increases the damage he deals out, the hurt he can take, and allows him to summon Badass Psychos with FrendZ! This tree is all about making Face a badass killing machine.
|Da Biger Dey Ar...||3||5||Kill Skill. Whenever you kill an enemy, you gain +2% damage reduction and +2% XP per level for a few seconds.|
|Da Mor Bones Dey Brayk||3||1||Minor Gamechanger. Summon a Badass Psycho with FrendZ!|
|Strateejik Homela... uh... SHEELD!||6||1||Major Gamechanger. Removes your ability to aim down sights, but equips Face with a digistruct shield (similar to the Nomad Torturer shield, minus the midget) set to the aim button. While deployed, this shield gives you +50% damage reduction from the front, but -50% movement speed. The shield cannot be used while reloading, and you still take full damage from status effects and attacks from the rear and sides.|
I like this idea but...only if he's a midget. THAT would be awesome.
The idea still needs many filling ins for the skill trees right now, I would like to give an opinion myself, but will keep it to myself until I see the full filled out trees. MythicShadows (talk) 06:07, February 7, 2013 (UTC)