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I thought this would be a pretty fun thread, but I have nothing off the top of my head and I'm going to be busy for a few hours. Anyway I figured I'd kick it off and come back later to dredge up some of my favorites. So if you guys have anything that comes to mind, toss on up here. :) GT: ConceitedJarrad XBOX360 18:55, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

It is also not possible. A flaming thread will not exist, as the elemental accessory itself adds 6 tech levels, automatically qualifying for incendiary. I think I am going crazy.
— nagy-05:17, September 20, 2010
  Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  19:17, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Oh man, that is a tough act to follow. The first time I saw that in context was probably the hardest I've ever laughed while perusing this wiki. Well, I at least thought this one of yours would do ok :

you should try it sometime, talking rather than going straight to argument, its exhausting
— Evil Doctor F. to Atlas

I think Nags will probably win this post...

Give rousing speeches on oppressed androids and overpriced motor oil.
— Nagy in response to a request for help to start DLC4
Click for inventory! Prinny Riceygringo 02:17, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
Forum:How do I start the Robot Revolution?  nagy   talkScorpio-fulllog     05:30, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

UPDATE!: CJ I believe you are looking for THIS --Click for inventory! Prinny Riceygringo 21:48, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

yep, that would be the one. Cant believe I missed that.--Veggienatersml 22:38, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

I took some time off and decided to come back around. It seems like "The boys" are have turned into the "Old Guard" around these parts. Riceygringo and Happypal have been tearing it up as of late, but no one else seems to have really stepped up. So we're just really here to keep the youngun's in line. Fry is here from time-to-time I think. I seem to remember a post of yours CJ from way back in our day when you counted off the 12 days of christmas in Borderlands fashion, that was a good laugh. NOhara24 21:32, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

I have all the pearls, which I've modded, as listed here: 12 modded Avengers, 11 modded Jackals, 10 modded Omegas, 9 modded Undertakers, 8 modded Stalkers, 7 modded roses, 6 modded Aries,..... *-5 MODDED SERPENS-*..... OH-oh-oh-oh-oh--- 4 modded Bessies, 3 modded nemesis, 2 modded Ironclads, AND A DOUBLE ANARCHY TSUNAMI!
— CJ's 12 Mods of Christmas
see here for the complete quote. Frysiggot2
Skeve 6:23
"The wages of modding are a monitor to the face."
skeve preaches to the wiki on the dangers of OP haxxing. [1]
  Jabberwocky   the frumious fry   05:40, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
you aren't "God" of "Who has a say and who doesn't". Nobody is. That is all.
— AtlasSoldier

Detective Fry :p

if natalie portman is in your basement, then who do i have in mine??
— FRY-15:19, January 9, 2011
I am the best robot 08:20, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
No one has a reaper. It's just how it is. The only way we know of their existence was after Uberorb abducted a gearbox employee and force fed him pancakes.
— NOhara24
I hate to submit myself, but I thought this was pretty funny. NOhara24 23:05, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not sure if nagy would quote me when I was half alseep but I have GOT to own up to this one. I am submitting this on nagy's behalf and I cast my vote that nagy is "The Almighty" in quote ownage.

No, I don't think we are much alike.  nagy   talkScorpio-fulllog     15:33, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Do you mean other than wiki knowledge? or just as a superior being? please clarify Final signature 15:49, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

— Another pointless argument started by me

Doh... What the hell was I thinking? I had just DEIFIED nagy. Sarcasm failed. Smacking forehead.

Final signature <-- Sitting in the corner w/dunce cap. Munching on humble pie.

Misanthrope TV's FrankTvsFrank2Wordpress shovelBoston globe bullhorn 12:19, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

TV's frank?! What are you doing here?! Anyway, I just saw this gem on happy's talk page referring to Dr.F's leave of Absence.

The Evil Dr. Forrestor is on holiday, mate. when last sighted Asteroid F was in low orbit around Scotland performing questionably elective surgery on the local fauna...
— Fryguy42
Nohai 12:04, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Bukkithead has concise editing advice:

I find the best method is not being shit.   Bukkithead Orsmsig   17:52, February 2, 2011 (UTC)
— Bukkithead, on surviving nagy, NOhara and Vegg
Final signature 10:25, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

From an old "query" on my talk page:

— Dear Dr. HAX. I recently got a referral from another widely respected medical professional such as yourself, Doc F. I recently received a Twisted Leviathan grenade launcher from Skyscraper after I killed Thirsty with MotorHead's Chopper. I'm a little concerned, though, about the grenades. They've swollen to the size of basketballs. What should I do, Dr. HAX? Is there a cream or something...? - Fryguy

 Dr Hax headshot  Skeve613ask Dr. Hax  19:37, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

it gets better. see dr. hax's prescription here.
Fryguysigwob 07:51, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

i'm rather fond of the ENGORGE! paid programming, and the attendant list of really, really cool side effects (which are really nothing and totally not even worth mentioning) sponsored by the evil doctor and myself . parental guidance advis/z/ed, cap'n.
Fryguysigwob 07:51, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

"everybody vote again! pretend you live in chicago." - Fry —Preceding unsigned comment added by ConceitedJarrad (talkcontribs)

There was an absolutely wonderful conversation on Fatman's talk page regarding the apparently non-existence of cerain people's 'lives', but it seems to have vanished. :(   Bukkithead Orsmsig   05:12, March 28, 2011 (UTC) Fry knows what I'm talking about. I'm not insane. Honest.

The conversation in question was on Donkeyspit's talk page. Use the history tool at the bottom of the page while on his talk page to find the conversation you wish to quote. --Veggienatersml 11:53, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

I am well aware of how to use the wiki functions, thanks. :P My problem was that I didn't know where it was. Here it is for everyone's viewing glory:

Quoted text.
No probs WHWICKWHEDE, I was happy to do it

FManSig.png 03:50, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Im sure that you were happy to do this for me and i thank you for that but seriously you need to get a life. lol

DSpit Sig.jpg 03:52, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

What exactly do you mean by get a life, I have a life

FManSig.png 03:57, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

I mean a life that isnt all about borderlands lol u need to get some sunlight.

DSpit Sig.jpg 03:58, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

I Do have a life outside of BL and the wiki, and furthermore, why have you started putting "lol" in each of your posts

FManSig.png 04:02, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Because i can, u gonna fight me ova it and are you sure u have a life because when i last checked everytime i see you ur on this wiki randomly writing to people about things that dont matter.

DSpit Sig.jpg 04:06, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

I realise that you are allowed to put "lol" in your posts, and I'm only here (on the wiki) when I'm at school, which on average I'm on the wiki for 3 hours per [EDIT: School] day and after school, and on the weekends I do have a life.

FManSig.png 04:10, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

School only goes for 6 hours and saying that you spend half of the school day on the wiki isn't really helping you and stateing that you would spend time on the wiki outside of school just says that you do use the wiki a lot which also helps towards my statement that you have absolutely no life at all and besides if ur not on this wiki ur freakin playing BL! so as i said you have no life

DSpit Sig.jpg 04:14, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

For your Information I have recently been playing BL very little, Recently I've been Playing Bioshock 2 and Just Cause 2 (both great games, as you probably already know), anyway what I'm saying here is your point is a load of bull

FManSig.png 04:19, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

It doesn't matter because although i am saying that u play bl alot and that is prob a little over exagerated but the main point is that whenever your not on the BL wiki your playing games and besides i got u bioshock and possum got u just cause!

DSpit Sig.jpg 04:21, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

In restecp you did rent BS2 for me and I did borrow JC2 from possum but I'm playing them because im taking a break from BL as it has recently got a little boring and repetitive, however going back to your main point I do Have a life

FManSig.png 04:26, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Staying at other peoples houses to play games besides your own does not count as having a life, when was the last time you actually went out and did something?

DSpit Sig.jpg 00:54, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

What you are explaining is called a 'social life' and therefore your previous post makes no sense, as having a social life does count as having a life, granted you do have a valid point in saying I don't get out and party, or go to the beach or other crap, but I do have a life. and in full respect when was the last time you did something interesting

FManSig.png 03:02, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that leaving your own house to go and play games at someone elses house doesn't count as having a social life, a social life would be something like... going to the movies with a few friends or going to do general things outside would count as a social life.

I on the other hand actually have a life, and you obviously wouldn't call the things i do interesting because your trying to disprove my point but i go down town to do things with people and i like to just walk around delivering pamplets and just last week i helped my dad build and fix some tables for his hobby and sometimes i go to the movies or the swimming pool or the beach, that is a life, not sitting in a dark room all day playing games.

DSpit Sig.jpg 03:16, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hey!, who ever said anything about a dark room, last time I checked, I game in a well lit room, at least until about 11:30p.m, and anyway I helped you put those tables 2G4, and since when do U go down town, apart from going to Coles to buy food or going 2 vid ez 4 games.

FManSig.png 03:20, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Dark room was just a phrase! and besides all you did was help me get the tables there u didnt help put them 2G4 and i do alot of things down town that you don't know about... just because im not with you it doesn't means im not doing anything and yes i also go downtown to do that.

DSpit Sig.jpg 03:25, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

I know that you go to the movies, go to the pool, and go to the beach (as you revealed in your previous post "sometimes i go to the movies or the swimming pool or the beach"), so what else is there that I don't know about, what do you free run or something, I know that I've thought about it but I've never gone so far as to actually do it, as I am very aware that it is illegal here, and that I would more than likely miss the jumps.

FManSig.png 04:10, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

What are you, my wife i dnt need to tell you anything more because in the last few posts i've proved that i have a proper active social life... but you on the other hand havent so FatMan please elaberate!

DSpit Sig.jpg 04:19, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

OK, For One you spelled elaborate incorrectly and what I was getting at was from what I know of you personally, is pretty much all you have posted, so you have posted nothing that is new to me, making this entire argument totally redundant

FManSig.png 04:28, March 8, 2011 (UTC)P.S. no offence

No not really and despite being fully aware that i spelt it wrong it does'nt matter because its the internet, no one cares how you spell something as long as it sounds like the word. and u dont know everything like

i used to free run in town with dean and cody as 1 example!.

but still plz do tell about your real life outside your house and outside other peoples houses.

DSpit Sig.jpg 23:26, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, I didn't know that, and yes you are correct in that spelling doesn't matter on the internet, and that when I'm at home I don't do much, because there is not much to do in town, but during the holidays, I do quite a bit, when it's not over 40degreesC or under 8degreesC. For example, last holidays I helped my uncle move some very heavy I beams, out of his shop.


I new that becuase you told me when i saw you after the holidays so thats not new to me and its always overly hot or cold here so therefore your point becomes invalid

DSpit Sig.jpg 23:45, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

That statement is not entirely true, the un-truth in that statement is that "it is always overly hot or cold here", in my opinion it is barely ever overly hot or cold here. In the statistics of here it is only statisticaly hot or cold when it is over 35 or under 15, which in my opinion between 15 and 35 is not that bad, however 23 to 27 is great.


I dnt think that you should be able to say that in all fairness because as we all know your always inside so without actually going outside for an extended period of time you would not know what hot or cold really is. and yes 23-27 is great

DSpit Sig.jpg 02:22, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

When I'm on the trampoline I'm there for ages, and on hot days it's not evaf, however i stay there as it is fun


but even being on a trampoline at my house isnt really having a life, its more just leaving your house and going to mine

DSpit Sig.jpg 03:16, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

That particular post was not about wether or not I have a life, it was just about i do spend an extended amount of time outside, and as to 2 posts ago "as we all know" how does everyone know, also back to the main point of this post, I do spend slot of time outside mostly when I'm at your place


It was ment as everyone that we know and furthermore you dont even spend that much time on the trampoline and thats like the only time i see you outside

DSpit Sig.jpg 03:37, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

it looks much longer than I remember it...
^that's what she said... Highfive! ... anybody? RazmRazpRazh 04:08, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

Wow, I just got that raz... I'm shocked!! Well, not really. But it might be appropriate to bring back Roxxi Moxxi :D
And apparently if you can argue for hours about how you may or may not have a life... Then you might have just confirmed things in retrospect. Final signature 09:03, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
^^^ There is nothing wrong with a little inuendo :P sorry, im a little late to this but still :P--Veggienatersml 05:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
(The Evil Dr. F's note the management would like to apologize for the previous post. you may rest assured that those responsible have been sacked. as well as those responsible for the sacking just to be on the safe side.)

Don't forget about the donkey -iatbr

(The Evil Dr. F's note the management proudly announces the sacking of iatbr. everyone rejoice! REJOICE dammit or your next in The Box) "yaaa" (waiving flag)

Wow, no wonder Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes is lacking. You can't get in unless your a confirmed member. I wonder who is paying, out of pocket, for that? The guy running LOTRO wiki had to borrow money. Makes me want to start a Wiki of my own devoted to the best one liners of all time. Final signature 13:22, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

I remember that argument, Donkeyspit decided to start a fake argument to get peoples attention, and it turns out some people were watching, but didn't want to get involved. FManSig 03:11, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

From above "seriously you need to get a life. lol" Final signature 10:29, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not going to get into some randome argument on having a life again, but that was all just a fabrication, and donkeyspit just wanted people to get in and try to stop the argument. FManSig 01:32, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
No one would interfere with friends in real life. and i was just teasing you Final signature 09:21, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

(The Evil Dr. F's note - arguing is not discouraged on talk or forums. flaming, and/or raging on the other hand . . . )

There will be no DLC 4. End of discussion. -NOhara24
  Dr. F    Chemicalweapon   Wordpress shovel   Boston globe bullhorn  01:58, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

U waz rong. Care to take bets on DLC5 --Veggienatersml 03:28, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
There's only 3 REAL DLCs anyway...Nohai 03:53, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Proofreading is for the weak.
Dämmerung, 1/13/12 edit summary
although, nags still wears the best quote crown for the first and third quotes on this page.
Fryguysigwob 21:22, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
I r m0dd3r....I am sndstream. I really want j0in ur gr0up.....that is all......
— sndstream, 05/07/10 edit to Forum:Anti mod clan
still makes me laugh when i read that. sndstream is / was a master haxxor aquaintance of mine, responsible for, among other things, the creation of the omega rose shield (self-proclaimed) and for rebuilding my corrupted .sav file (and filling my backpack with an assortment of crimson lance power cores, moxxi ammo packs and health pick-ups, grenade launchers, infinite-use health kits and other modded abominations).
Fryguysigwob 02:16, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
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