Faster than the Speed of Love

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Faster than the Speed of Love is a side mission in Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty.

Walkthrough

Objectives

Drive through the start marker
Reach waypoint 1
Reach waypoint 2
Reach waypoint 3
Reach waypoint 4
Reach waypoint 5
Reach final waypoint

Strategy

Completion must occur within 2:15 minutes.

Completion

"A corpse is now attracted to you. So there's that."

Trivia

The name of this section is a reference to cartoon dog Brian (Family Guy) Griffin's execrable novel, which was touted in the show as 'the worst selling book of all time' despite being backed by Oprah.

Video

Borderlands 2 Missions

Borderlands 2

Main Missions

My First Gun • Blindsided • Cleaning Up the Berg • Best Minion Ever • The Road to Sanctuary • Plan B • Hunting the Firehawk • A Dam Fine Rescue • A Train to Catch • Rising Action • Bright Lights, Flying City • Wildlife Preservation • The Once and Future Slab • The Man Who Would Be Jack • Where Angels Fear to Tread • Where Angels Fear to Tread (Part 2) • Toil and Trouble • Data Mining • The Talon of God

Side Missions

Arid Nexus - Badlands	Hungry Like the Skag • Uncle Teddy

Arid Nexus - Boneyard	Get to Know Jack • This Just In • Monster Mash (Part 2)

Bloodshot Stronghold	Out of Body Experience • Splinter Group

Caustic Caverns	Minecart Mischief • Perfectly Peaceful

The Dust	The Good, the Bad, and the Mordecai • Clan War: Starting the War • Clan War: First Place • Clan War: Reach the Dead Drop • Clan War: End of the Rainbow • Clan War: Trailer Trashing • Clan War: Wakey Wakey • Clan War: Zafords vs. Hodunks • Too Close For Missiles • Rakkaholics Anonymous • Monster Mash (Part 1) • Positive Self Image

Eridium Blight	A Real Boy: Clothes Make the Man • A Real Boy: Face Time • A Real Boy: Human • Customer Service • Kill Yourself • To Grandmother's House We Go

The Fridge	Note for Self-Person • Swallowed Whole • The Cold Shoulder

Frostburn Canyon	Cult Following: Eternal Flame • Cult Following: False Idols • Cult Following: Lighting the Match • Cult Following: The Enkindling • Monster Mash (Part 3)

Fink's Slaughter House	Bandit Slaughter: Round 1 • Bandit Slaughter: Round 2 • Bandit Slaughter: Round 3 • Bandit Slaughter: Round 4 • Bandit Slaughter: Round 5

The Highlands	Best Mothers Day Ever • The Overlooked: Shields Up • The Overlooked: Medicine Man • The Overlooked: This is Only a Test • Slap Happy • Stalker of Stalkers • Hidden Journals • Arms Dealing • Hyperion Contract #873

Lynchwood	3:10 to Kaboom • The Bane • Breaking the Bank • Animal Rescue: Medicine • Animal Rescue: Food • Animal Rescue: Shelter • Showdown • Demon Hunter

Opportunity	Home Movies • Written by the Victor • Statuesque

Ore Chasm	Hyperion Slaughter: Round 1 • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 2 • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 3 • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 4 • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 5

Sanctuary Hole	Safe and Sound

Sanctuary	Claptrap's Secret Stash • Rock, Paper, Genocide: Fire Weapons! • Rock, Paper, Genocide: Shock Weapons! • Rock, Paper, Genocide: Corrosive Weapons! • Rock, Paper, Genocide: Slag Weapons! • Claptrap's Birthday Bash! • Assassinate the Assassins • Won't Get Fooled Again • Torture Chairs • The Bane • BFFs • The Chosen One • Do No Harm • Hell Hath No Fury • You. Will. Die. (Seriously.) • Bearer of Bad News

Sawtooth Cauldron	The Great Escape • Capture the Flags • The Lost Treasure

Southern Shelf	This Town Ain't Big Enough • Shielded Favors • Bad Hair Day • Handsome Jack Here!

Southern Shelf - Bay	Symbiosis

Terramorphous Peak	You. Will. Die. (Seriously.)

Thousand Cuts	Defend Slab Tower • Shoot This Guy in the Face • Rocko's Modern Strife • Poetic License

Three Horns - Divide	In Memoriam • The Name Game

Three Horns - Valley	Medical Mystery • Medical Mystery: X-Com-municate • Neither Rain Nor Sleet Nor Skags • No Vacancy • The Ice Man Cometh

Tundra Express	Mighty Morphin' • You Are Cordially Invited: Party Prep • You Are Cordially Invited: RSVP • You Are Cordially Invited: Tea Party • The Pretty Good Train Robbery • Mine, All Mine • No Hard Feelings

Wildlife Exploitation Preserve	Animal Rights • Doctor's Orders

Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty

Main Missions

A Warm Welcome • My Life For A Sandskiff • A Study in Scarlett • Two Easy Pieces • The Hermit • Crazy About You • Whoops • Let There Be Light • X Marks The Spot

Side Missions

Don't Copy That Floppy • Grendel • Ye Scurvy Dogs • Burying The Past • Smells Like Victory • I Know It When I See It • Giving Jocko A Leg Up • Catch a Ride, and Also Tetanus • Faster than the Speed of Love • Fire Water • Message In A Bottle (The Rustyards) • Man's Best Friend • Message In A Bottle (Oasis) • Freedom of Speech • Just Desserts For Desert Deserters • Message In A Bottle (Magnys Lighthouse) • Message In A Bottle (Hayter's Folly) • Message In A Bottle (Wurmwater) • Wingman • Declaration Against Independents • Master Gee the Invincible • Treasure of The Sands • Hyperius the Invincible

Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage

Main Missions

Highway To Hell • Welcome To The Jungle • Battle: Appetite for Destruction • Burn, Baby, Burn • Battle: Bar Room Blitz • ChopSuey • A Montage • Eat Cookies and Crap Thunder • Battle: The Death Race • Get Your Motor Running • Breaking and Entering • Knockin' on Heaven's Door • Battle: Twelve O'Clock High • Kickstart My Heart • Long Way To The Top

Side Missions

Tier 2 Battle: Bar Room Blitz • Tier 3 Battle: Bar Room Blitz • Tier 3 Rematch: Bar Room Blitz • Totally Recall • Monster Hunter • Matter Of Taste • Number One Fan • Mother-Lover • Everybody Wants to be Wanted • Walking the Dog • Tier 2 Battle: The Death Race • Tier 3 Battle: The Death Race • Tier 3 Rematch: The Death Race • Gas Guzzlers • Interview with a Vault Hunter • Say That To My Face • Tier 2 Battle: Twelve O'Clock High • Tier 3 Battle: Twelve O'Clock High • Tier 3 Rematch: Twelve O'Clock High • My Husband the Skag • Commercial Appeal • Tier 2 Battle: Appetite for Destruction • Tier 3 Battle: Appetite for Destruction • Tier 3 Rematch: Appetite for Destruction • Pete the Invincible

Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt

Main Missions

Savage Lands • Professor Nakayama, I Presume? • A-Hunting We Will Go • The Fall of Nakayama

Side Missions

Big Feet • Palling Around • Now You See It • Still Just a Borok in a Cage • Urine, You're Out • The Rakk Dahlia Murder • Ol' Pukey • Nakayama-rama • Egg on Your Face • An Acquired Taste • I Like My Monsters Rare • Follow The Glow

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

Main Missions

A Role-Playing Game • Denial, Anger, Initiative • Dwarven Allies • A Game of Games

Side Missions

Ell in Shining Armor • Fake Geek Guy • MMORPGFPS • Critical Fail • Roll Insight • Tree Hugger • Lost Souls • The Sword in The Stoner • The Beard Makes The Man • My Kingdom for a Wand • The Claptrap's Apprentice • Winter is a Bloody Business • Loot Ninja • Post-Crumpocalyptic • My Dead Brother • The Amulet • Raiders of the Last Boss • Pet Butt Stallion • Feed Butt Stallion • Find Murderlin's Temple • Magic Slaughter: Round 1 • Magic Slaughter: Round 2 • Magic Slaughter: Round 3 • Magic Slaughter: Round 4 • Magic Slaughter: Round 5 • Magic Slaughter: Badass Round • The Magic of Childhood

Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary

Main Missions

The Dawn of New Pandora • Spore Chores • Winging It • A Hard Place • Shooting The Moon • The Cost of Progress • Paradise Found

Side Missions

The Oddest Couple • The Vaughnguard • The Hunt is Vaughn • Chief Executive Overlord • Hypocritical Oath • Cadeuceus • Sirentology • Claptocurrency • Echoes of the Past • A Most Cacophonous Lure • My Brittle Pony • BFFFs

Non-Campaign DLC

Creature Slaughter: Round 1 • Creature Slaughter: Round 2 • Creature Slaughter: Round 3 • Creature Slaughter: Round 4 • Creature Slaughter: Round 5 • Dr. T and the Vault Hunters • A History of Simulated Violence • More History of Simulated Violence • The Bloody Harvest • Trick Or Treat • The Hunger Pangs • Grandma Flexington's Story • Grandma Flexington's Story: Raid Difficulty • Get Frosty • Special Delivery • A Match Made on Pandora • Learning to Love • Fun, Sun and Guns • Victims Of Vault Hunters

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