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Eat Cookies and Crap Thunder is a story mission in Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage given by Tiny Tina. The mission is performed, starting at Badass Crater of Badassitude and continuing in Torgue Arena locations.
- Break into the Arena
- Steal cookies: 0/3
- Destroy food dispensers: 0/3
- Talk to Tiny Tina
Tina's training regimen involves the consumption of chocolate chip cookies, and therefore breaking into the Torgue Arena and raiding some food dispensers. The food dispensers are housed in storerooms adjoining the periphery of the passage circumnavigating the arena. Blocking the path are various Torgue robots which are immediately hostile and attack on sight. The tight confines of the area present a problem when faced with Torgue Exploders and Torgue Burners, but there is usually ample cover to aid in the fight against the other three varieties present.
Once three dispensers have been raided, Tina throws a tantrum (citing an incorrect type of cookie). The resulting objectives are to destroy the food dispensers and leave, all while fighting off more Torgue robots.
- "Oatmeal raisin cookies should be considered a war crime."
Turn In: Crater Battle Board
- Several challenges can be completed during this mission, with minimal straying from the path of the mission objectives: Burnin' Ring of Fire, C4 Is For Cookie, Cult of Vault, and It's Cool, I'm Part of the Crew.