“Look out, everybody, things are about to get awesome!”
Dessica, or Paragon of Cruelty and Popularity as described by Mancubus, is one of the five targets in the Mancubus Eldritch Statues challenge. She can be found in the south-east corner of the Fugue's Shelter.
- Main article: Mancubus Eldritch Statues (The Cankerwood)
- Uppon Approach
- People think your laugh is super annoying.
- You remember that embarrassing thing you did? So does everyone else.
- Have you thought about getting a nose job? Because you should think about getting a nose job.
- You are so ugly! You do know that, right?
- Your friends are all laughing behind your back.
- Oh. My. God. What are you even wearing? I'm gonna kill you just so I don't have to look at you anymore!
- You'll never be popular. Because you're just naturally unlikable.
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