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ECHO Recordings

Personal Recording

Jack: Claptrap -- start bootup sequence.

Claptrap: Directive one: Protect humanity! Directive two: Obey Jack at all costs. Directive three: Dance!

Jack: No no no no! Cancel directive three!

Claptrap: Commencing directive three! Uhntssuhntssuhntss--

Jack: Ugh, friggn' hate that guy.

Claptrap (commenting): Ahh -- one of my very first startup sequences! The memories...

Interplanetary Ninja Chatterbox

ECHO 1

Claptrap: Booting sequence complete. Hello! I am your new steward bot. Designation: CL4P-TP, Hyperion Robot, Class C. Please adjust factory settings to meet your needs before deployment.

Jack: Finally! Can you hear me? What do you remember?

Claptrap: Yes. Remember what? Are... are you my father?

Jack: Ah, no... uh, you --

Claptrap: -- Are you god? Am I dead?

Jack: Nonono, you're not dead, you're --

Claptrap: [missing line]

Jack: You. Are. Not. Dead! Your new designation is FR4G-TP. Fragtrap. You are a merciless killing machine. Got it?

ECHO 2:

ECHO 3:

ECHO 4:

Gameplay (The Pre-Sequel)

Character selection

• "Hey everybody! Check out my package!"
• "Let's get this party started!"
• "Glitching weirdness is a terminal condition, right?" (needs proofreading)
• "Recompiling my combat code!"
• "This time it'll be awesome, I promise!"
• "Look out everybody! Things are about to get awesome!"

Jumping a gap

• "Wheeeee!"
• "Yahooooo!"
• "And now we observe the amazing clappy bird."

Meleeing an enemy

• "Hyah!"
• "Take that!"

Killing an enemy

Killing multiple enemies

• "Hehehehe..."

Killing a Badass (or higher) enemy

• "You call yourself a badass?"

Freezing an enemy

• "Now I want a snowcone."
• "Take a chill pill!"
• "Cryo me a river!"
• "Freeze! I don't know why I said that."
• "Don't cryo!"
• "Frigid."
• "Solid! Get it? As in frozen?"

Taking elemental damage

• "My assets... are frozen!" (Taking frost damage)
• "I can't feel me fingers! Gah! I don't have any fingers!" (Taking frost damage)
• "Too cold, can't move!" (Taking frost damage)
• "I am a robot-popsicle!" (Taking frost damage)
• "So cold... brrh..." (Taking frost damage)
• "Why do I even feel pain?!" (Taking fire, corrosive or shock damage)
• "Why did they build me out of galvanished flesh?!" (Taking fire, corrosive or shock damage)

Getting a Critical Hit

• "Pop pop!"
• "Crit-i-cal!"
• "Flesh fireworks!"
• "Oh quit falling to pieces."
• "Is that what people look like inside?"
• "Ooh, squishy bits!"

Using VaultHunter.EXE

• "This time it'll be awesome, I promise!"
• "Hey everybody, check out my package!"
• "It's happening... it's happening!"
• "What will he do next?"
• "Things are about to get awesome!"
• "Let's get this party started!"
• "I'm a sexy dinosaur rawr" (When activating Funzerker)
• (unintelligible snarling) (When activating Meat Unicycle)
• "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Wait...how many syllables does that have?" (When activating Shhhhhhhh...trap)
• "Minion-trap, pretend you're a Siren!" (When activating Blightbot)
• "It's time to PHASE you suckers out!" (When activating Blightbot)
• "Can I use my magic missile"? (When activating Gun Wizard)
• "You can call me Gundalf!" (When activating Gun Wizard)
• "To the sky, minion-trap!" (When activating Mechromagician)
• "Fly minion-trap! Fly!" (When activating Mechromagician)
• "I have two robot arms!" (When activating Mechromagician)
• "Punch 'em in the face, minion-trap!" (When activating Mechromagician)
• "Score one for the turret-trap!" (When activating Miniontrap)
• "I'm going commando!" (When activating Miniontrap)
• "Is this canon?" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)

During VaultHunter.exe

• Claptrap: "Knock-knock." Summoned bot: "Whose there?" Claptrap: "Tat." Summoned bot: "Tat who?" Claptrap: "Not until you're older." (During Mechromagician, Blight Bot, and Miniontrap)
• Summoned bot: "Wubwubwub. Dubstep dubstep. Wubwubwubwub DROP!" (During Mechromagician)
• Summoned bot: "Knock Knock" Claptrap: "Who's there?" Summoned bot: "Wub" Claptrap: "Wub who?" Summoned bot: "Wubwubwubwubwub..." Claptrap: "You're dead to me." (During Blight Bot)
• Summoned bot: "Knock Knock" Claptrap: "Who's there?" Summoned bot: "Itch" Claptrap: "Itch who?" Summoned bot: "Bless you"

Being Crippled

• "I'll stop talking when I'm dead!" (Needs confirmation)
• "Your momma's so dumb, she couldn't think of a good ending for this 'yo momma' joke!"

Being revived

Gaining Second Wind

• "Hahaha... I ascend!"

Reviving an ally

• "So, does this make me your favorite?"

Issuing a duel challenge

Teammate accepts duel challenge

Winning a duel

Losing a duel

Crashing into vehicle

• "Did you scratch the paint?"

Swapping vehicle seats

Ally-specific Quotes

• "Shield me, maiden!" (when Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
• "Go get them Athena!" (When Athena raises her Kinectic Aspis)
• "That is so hot!" (When Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
• "Nice heals!" (when healed by Saint)

Completing a challenge

• "Oh my gosh, a challenge!"
• "I did a challenge? I did a challenge!"
• "Glad I didn't mess that up."
• "I did something right for once!"

Looking at menus

• "This, or that..."
• "So many choices!"
• "What's the difference?"
• "Perhaps I should try them out first."

Subroutines

• Pistols
  • "Shaken, not stirred"
  • "The moon is not enough!"
  • "My name is Trap, Claptrap, 00...Trap."
  • "I expect you to die!"
  • "Feeling lucky, punk?"
• Shotguns
  • "In yo' FACE!"
  • "Get ready for some Claptrap face time!"
  • "Chk-chk!"
  • "You're listening to 'Short-Range Damage Radio.'"
• Assault Rifles
  • "Get off my lawn."
  • "Back in my day..."
  • "At least I still have my teeth."
  • "Coffee? Black... like my soul."
  • "Crazy young wippersnappers..."
• Sniper Rifles
• Melee
• Health
  • "Make my day."
• Shields
  • "Why do I feel radioactive!?"
• Elemental

Activating Cryogenic Exhaust

Activating Float like a Bee

Activating Kick Him While He's Down

HIGH FIVES GUYS

• Activation
  • "Secret handshake!"
• Ally gives high five
• Enemy gives high five
  • "Still counts!"
  • "I'll take what I can get!"
• No high five received
  • "

Idle

Unsorted