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Revision as of 19:31, 11 November 2014
- For quotes by generic Claptrap units, see Claptrap_(robots)#Quotes
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ECHO Recordings
Personal Recording
Jack: Claptrap -- start bootup sequence.
Claptrap: Directive one: Protect humanity! Directive two: Obey Jack at all costs. Directive three: Dance!
Jack: No no no no! Cancel directive three!
Claptrap: Commencing directive three! Uhntssuhntssuhntss--
Jack: Ugh, friggin' hate that guy.
Claptrap (commenting): Ahh -- one of my very first startup sequences! The memories...
Interplanetary Ninja Chatterbox
Merciless Killing Machine: The inner workings of a monicidal apparatus.
ECHO 1:
Jack: Ah, man, I am so late!
Jack: NO! Son of a... HEY! You! Yeah yeah, Claptrap unit!
Claptrap: Who -- uh, me sir?
Jack: Oh, no, I'm sorry the OTHER Hyperion piece of metal crap that can open doors for me. I'm sorry.
Claptrap: I can do more than open doors sir! We CL4P-TP units can be programmed to do anything from open doors to ninja-sassinate highly important Janitory officals!
Jack: Yeahyeahyeah, just -- wait, you can actually do that?
Claptrap: Certainly!
Claptrap: I once started a revolution myself. There were lots of guns and a lot of dying. You'd think I would have gotten some better benefits out of the whole thing but no, demoted back to door-opening servitude!
Jack: Yeahyeahyeahyeah, got it, just shut up and open the door. I'm late for the quarterly meeting.
Claptrap: Sure thing, sir! Aaaand OPEN! Have a lovely afternoon, and thank you for using Hyperion Robot Services. Let me know if you have any other portal-rific needs!
Jack: Oh, I will. I most certainly will.
ECHO 2:
Jack: When you say "failsafe"... what is it you mean exactly?
Engineer Dockett: I mean exactly that John. All CL4P-TP units have a built in failsafe that prevents them from being tampered with.
Jack: Y-yeah, but for like, bandits and stuff. Not other Hyperion personnel!
Engineer Dockett: INCLUDING other Hyperion personnel. Just feel lucky you didn't pick one that spontaneously combusted, or you'd have more then a migraine from too much bass.
Jack: Thanks for all your HELP, Dockett.
Jack: That guy. If I can't get rid of Claptrap's dance protocols I'll have to... work around them. Hey, Angel?
Angle: Yes, Jack?
Jack: Run an an analysis on how many subroutines we'd have to include to minimize the potential that my prototype won't drop what he's doing and sing karaoke.
ECHO 3:
Angel: Umm, Jack?
Jack: What is it Angel?
Angel: There are too many variables to allow for a complete overhaul of the Prototype's systems. You may just have to settle for... a flawed product. Or try a different model. CL4P's are out dated by three generations, with marked improvements.
Jack: Nah, thats not the point. The newer versions don't have the space and flexibility I need to make this work. I NEED someone that can think for themselves, but can't disobey an order. Like, say, "Don't open your presents until Mercenary Day".
Angel: Sorry. Perhaps if you re-routed some of the L-cache and bypassed memory sequencing --
Jack: -- Yeah, I... well, hey, that might actually work. He'd lose most of his memories, but, come on. It's just a robot. It's not like it had feelings or anything.
ECHO 4:
Claptrap: Booting sequence complete. Hello! I am your new steward bot. Designation: CL4P-TP, Hyperion Robot, Class C. Please adjust factory settings to meet your needs before deployment.
Jack: Finally! Can you hear me? What do you remember?
Claptrap: Yes. Remember what? Are... are you my father?
Jack: Ah, no... uh, you --
Claptrap: -- Are you god? Am I dead?
Jack: Nonono, you're not dead, you're --
Claptrap: I'M DEAD I'M DEAD OHMYGOD I'M DEAD!
Jack: You. Are. Not. Dead! Your new designation is FR4G-TP. Fragtrap. You are a merciless killing machine. Got it?
Claptrap: O-KAY! Thanks for giving me a second chance, God. I really apperciate it.
Jack: What? No, nooo, you are so STUPID! Whatever. You're welcome.
Gameplay (The Pre-Sequel)
Character selection
- "Hey everybody! Check out my package!"
- "Let's get this party started!"
- "Glitching weirdness is a term of endearment, right?"
- "Recompiling my combat code!"
- "This time it'll be awesome, I promise!"
- "Look out everybody! Things are about to get awesome!"
Joining a game
Spotting health
Running out of ammo
Jumping a gap
- "Wheeeee!"
- "Yahooooo!"
- "And now we observe the rare and beautiful clappy bird."
Meleeing an enemy
- "Hyah!"
- "Take that!"
- "Bop!"
Killing an enemy
- "I am a tornado of death and bullets!"
Killing multiple enemies
- "Hehehehe..."
Killing a Badass (or higher) enemy
- "You call yourself a badass?"
- "Wow, did I really do that?"
- "Can, can I open my eyes now?"
Freezing an enemy
- "Now I want a snowcone."
- "Take a chill pill!"
- "Cryo me a river!"
- "Freeze! I don't know why I said that."
- "Don't cryo!"
- "Frigid."
- "Solid! Get it? As in frozen?"
- "ICE swear to God." (Needs confirmation)
Taking elemental damage
- "My assets... are frozen!" (Taking frost damage)
- "I can't feel my fingers! Gah! I don't have any fingers!" (Taking frost damage)
- "Too cold, can't move!" (Taking frost damage)
- "I am a robot-popsicle!" (Taking frost damage)
- "So cold... brrh..." (Taking frost damage)
- "Why do I even feel pain?!" (Taking fire, corrosive or shock damage)
- "Why did they build me out of galvanised flesh?!" (Taking fire, corrosive or shock damage)
Getting a Critical Hit
- "Pop pop!"
- "Crit-i-cal!"
- "That looks like it hurt!"
Critical kill
- "Flesh fireworks!"
- "Oh quit falling to pieces."
- "Is that what people look like inside?"
- "Ooh, squishy bits!"
Using VaultHunter.EXE
- "This time it'll be awesome, I promise!"
- "Hey everybody, check out my package!"
- "Defragmenting!"
- "Recompiling my combat code!"
- "Running the sequencer!"
- "It's happening... it's happening!"
- "It's about to get magical!"
- "What will he do next?"
- "Things are about to get awesome!"
- "Let's get this party started!"
- "Glitchy weirdness is term of endearment, right?"
- "I'm a sexy dinosaur! Rawr." (When activating Funzerker)
- "Oh god I can't stop!" (When activating Funzerker)
- (unintelligible snarling) (When activating Meat Unicycle)
- "It's the only way to stop the voices!" (When activating Meat Unicycle)
- "I am cloaking..." (When activating Shhhhhhhh...trap)
- "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Wait...how many syllables does that have?" (When activating Shhhhhhhh...trap)
- "Mini-trap, pretend you're a Siren!" (When activating Blightbot)
- "Aww, I shoulda drawn tattoos on it!" (When activating Blightbot)
- "Burn them, my mini-phoenix!" (When activating Blightbot)
- "Calm down!" (When activating Blightbot)
- "It's time to phase you suckers out!" (When activating Blightbot)
- "Tell me I'm the prettiest!" (When activating Blightbot)
- "To the sky, mini-trap!" (When activating Mechromagician)
- "Fly mini-trap! Fly!" (When activating Mechromagician)
- "I have two robot arms!" (When activating Mechromagician)
- "Punch 'em in the face, mini-trap!" (When activating Mechromagician)
- "Ratattattattatta! Powpowpowpow! Powpowpowpow! Pew-pew-pew!" (When activating Miniontrap)
- "Score one for the turret-trap!" (When activating Miniontrap)
- "I'm going commando!" (When activating Miniontrap)
- "Boiyoiyoiyoiyoing! (When activating Rubber Ducky)
- "For you...I commit...seppuku..." (When activating Senseless Sacrifice)
- "Some days, you can't get rid of an obscure pop-culture reference." (When activating Clap-in-the-Box)
- "Can I use my magic missile"? (When activating Gun Wizard)
- "Do not look behind my curtain! (When activating Gun Wizard)
- "I'm made of magic!" (When activating Gun Wizard)
- "You can call me Gundalf!" (When activating Gun Wizard)
- "Kill! Reload! Kill! Reload! KILL! RELOAD!" (When activating One Shot Wonder)
- "Like those guys who made only one song ever." (When activating One Shot Wonder)
- "All these bullets in just one shot."(When activating One Shot Wonder)
- "One shot, make it count!" (When activating One Shot Wonder)
- "Boogie time!" (When activating Laser Inferno)
- "Lasers!" (When activating Laser Inferno)
- "Psychedellic man!" (When activating Laser Inferno)
- "Everybody, dance time! Da-da-da-dun-daaa-da-da-da-dun-daaa!" (When activating Laser Inferno)
- "One for you, one for you, and one for you!" (When activating Torgue Fiesta)
- "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)
- "Is this really canon?" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)
- "I feel a joke about poop decks coming on!" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)
During VaultHunter.exe
- Claptrap: "Knock-knock." Summoned bot: "Who's there?" Claptrap: "Tat." Summoned bot: "Tat who?" Claptrap: "Not until you're older." (During Mechromagician, Blight Bot, and Miniontrap)
- Summoned bot: "Wubwubwub. Dubstep dubstep. Wubwubwubwub DROP!" (During Mechromagician)
- Summoned bot: "Knock Knock" Claptrap: "Who's there?" Summoned bot: "Wub" Claptrap: "Wub who?" Summoned bot: "Wubwubwubwubwub..." Claptrap: "You're dead to me." (During Blight Bot)
- Summoned bot: "Knock Knock" Claptrap: "Who's there?" Summoned bot: "Itch" Claptrap: "Itch who?" Summoned bot: "Bless you"
- Summoned bot: "Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em!
- Summoned bot: "Just point me in the right direction!"
- Summoned bot: "Have no fear, mini-trap is here!"
- Summoned bot: "So uh...great weather we're having."
- Summoned bot: "Uh, should I just wait, or uhh...?"
Being Crippled
- "I'll stop talking when I'm dead!" (Needs confirmation)
- "I'll die as I lived: annoying!" (Needs confirmation)
- "Come over here, I'll bite your legs off!"
Being revived
Gaining Second Wind
- "Hahaha... I ascend!"
- "I LIVE!"
- "Good! I didnt want to be scrap metal anyway!" (Possible errors)
Reviving an ally
- "So, does this make me your favorite?"
Issuing a duel challenge
Teammate accepts duel challenge
Winning a duel
Losing a duel
Tying a duel
Finding rare loot
On leveling up
Crashing into vehicle
- "Did you scratch the paint?"
Swapping vehicle seats
Vehicle falls to low health
Ally-specific Quotes
- "Shield me, maiden!" (when Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
- "Go get them Athena!" (When Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
- "That is so hot!" (When Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
- "Nice shield baby" (When Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
- "Nice heals!" (when healed by Saint)
Completing a challenge
- "Oh my gosh, a challenge!"
- "I did a challenge? I did a challenge!"
- "Glad I didn't mess that up."
- "I did something right for once!"
Looking at menus
- "This, or that..."
- "So many choices!"
- "What's the difference?"
- "Perhaps I should try them out first."
Subroutines
- Pistols
- "Shaken, not stirred"
- "The moon is not enough!"
- "My name is Trap, Claptrap, 00...Trap."
- "I expect you to die!"
- "I'd do anything for a woman with a gun."
- Shotguns
- "In yo' FACE!"
- "Get ready for some Claptrap face time!"
- "Chk-chk, BOOM!"
- "You're listening to 'Short-Range Damage Radio.'"
- "Up-close and personal."
- Assault Rifles
- "Get off my lawn."
- "Back in my day..."
- "At least I still have my teeth."
- "Coffee? Black... like my soul."
- "Crazy young wippersnappers..."
- Sniper Rifles
- "Now you're sorted!"
- "Snoiped!"
- "Crack shot!"
- Melee
- "This is why you do your homework!"
- "Class is now in session" (Errors)
- Health
- "Make my day."
- "Gimme your best shot."
- "Hit me, baby!"
- "Feeling lucky, punk?"
- Shields
- "Enterrrrr the CHAMPION!"
- "Why do I feel radioactive!?"
- "Armor soak increased!"
- "Ladies looove a tough guy!"
- "'(Quote missing) AND...' 'I'm here." (Errors)
- "Insert Juggernaut quote or pun here."
- Elemental
- Fire
- Shock
- "I'm rubbing my wheel on the carpet!"
- Corrosive
- "Wait, this isn't vegtable juice!"
- Cryo
- "What killed the baddies? The Ice age."
Applying Best Buds 4 Life
- "Looks like some of my awesome rubbed off!"
Activating Cryogenic Exhaust Manifold
- "Coolant, vented!"
- "Welcome to the Jam!"
- "Smells like Pina Coladas!"
Activating Hyperion Punch
- "Hyperiooooon Punch!"
- "YES!"
Activating Float like a Bee
- "Gloves are coming off!"
- "One, two punch"
- "Sting like a butterfly!"
Activating Kick Him While He's Down
- "You look like something a skag barfed up!"
- "What's that smell? Oh wait, it's just you!"
- "Your momma is so dumb, she couldn't think of a good ending to this 'yo momma' joke!"
Related to HIGH FIVES GUYS
- Activation
- "Secret handshake!"
- Ally gives high five
- Enemy gives high five
- "Still counts!"
- "I'll take what I can get!"
- No high five received
- (whistling)
- "I feel like an idiot now."
- "Single-player bonus!"
- "I must look really stupid right now!"
Rainbow Coolant activates
- "I'm a Pandoracorn's butthole!"
- "I fart rainbows!"
- "Bask in my aura of death!"
- "Did you guys see that?!"
Idle
- "Can I shoot something now? Or climb some stairs? SOMETHING exciting?"
- "At times like this, I really start to question the meaning of my existence. Then I get distra-hey! What's this? This looks cool!"
- "It would really suck if I couldn't control what I was thinking. Like, who wants to know that I'm thinking about cheese and lint?" (Possible errors)
- "How does math work? Does this skin make me look fat? If a giraffe and a car had a baby, would it be called a caraffe? Life's big questions man."
- "Who needs memories when I can do all this cool stuff? Stuff that I could be doing! That's what I'd like to call a 'hint'."
- "Does this mean I can start dancing? Pleeeeeeaaaaase?"
Unsorted