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* "Wheeeee!"
 
* "Wheeeee!"
 
* "Yahooooo!"
 
* "Yahooooo!"
* "And now we observe the amazing clappy bird."
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* "And now we observe the rare and beautiful clappy bird."
   
 
'''Meleeing an enemy'''
 
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*"Pop pop!"
 
*"Pop pop!"
 
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'''Critical kill'''
 
* "Flesh fireworks!"
 
* "Flesh fireworks!"
 
* "Oh quit falling to pieces."
 
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*"Things are about to get awesome!"
 
*"Things are about to get awesome!"
 
*"Let's get this party started!"
 
*"Let's get this party started!"
*"Glitchy wiredness, form of enderment, right?" (Errors)
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*"Glitchy weirdness is form of endearment, right?"
 
*"I'm a sexy dinosaur rawr" (When activating Funzerker)
 
*"I'm a sexy dinosaur rawr" (When activating Funzerker)
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*""Oh god I can't stop!" (When activating Funzerker)
 
*(unintelligible snarling) (When activating Meat Unicycle)
 
*(unintelligible snarling) (When activating Meat Unicycle)
*"It's the only way, to stop the voices!" (When activating Meat Unicycle) (Possible errors)
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*"It's the only way to stop the voices!" (When activating Meat Unicycle)
 
* "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Wait...how many syllables does that have?" (When activating Shhhhhhhh...trap)
 
* "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Wait...how many syllables does that have?" (When activating Shhhhhhhh...trap)
 
*"Minion-trap, pretend you're a Siren!" (When activating Blightbot)
 
*"Minion-trap, pretend you're a Siren!" (When activating Blightbot)
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*"Score one for the turret-trap!" (When activating Miniontrap)
 
*"Score one for the turret-trap!" (When activating Miniontrap)
 
*"I'm going commando!" (When activating Miniontrap)
 
*"I'm going commando!" (When activating Miniontrap)
*"Kill, reload, kill, reload" (When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible punctuation errors)
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*"Kill! Reload! Kill! Reload!" (When activating One Shot Wonder)
 
*"Like those guys who made one song ever" (When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible errors)
 
*"Like those guys who made one song ever" (When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible errors)
 
*"All these bullets in just one shot."(When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible errors)
 
*"All these bullets in just one shot."(When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible errors)
* "Is this canon?" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)
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* "Is this really canon?" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)
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* "I feel a joke about poop decks coming on!" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)
   
 
'''During VaultHunter.exe'''
 
'''During VaultHunter.exe'''
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'''Being Crippled'''
 
'''Being Crippled'''
 
*"I'll stop talking when I'm dead!" (Needs confirmation)
 
*"I'll stop talking when I'm dead!" (Needs confirmation)
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*"I'll die as I lived: annoying!" (Needs confirmation)
 
*"Come over here, I'll bite your legs off!"
 
*"Come over here, I'll bite your legs off!"
   
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*"Coolant, vented!"
 
*"Coolant, vented!"
 
*"Welcome to the Jam!"
 
*"Welcome to the Jam!"
*"Smells like Pina Coladas!" (Errors)
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*"Smells like Pina Coladas!"
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'''Activating [http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Hyperion_Punch Hyperion Punch] '''
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*"Hyperiooooon Punch!"
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*"Yes!"
   
 
'''Activating [[Float like a Bee]]'''
 
'''Activating [[Float like a Bee]]'''

Revision as of 16:50, 10 November 2014

For quotes by generic Claptrap units, see Claptrap_(robots)#Quotes

ECHO Recordings

Personal Recording

Jack: Claptrap -- start bootup sequence.

Claptrap: Directive one: Protect humanity! Directive two: Obey Jack at all costs. Directive three: Dance!

Jack: No no no no! Cancel directive three!

Claptrap: Commencing directive three! Uhntssuhntssuhntss--

Jack: Ugh, friggin' hate that guy.

Claptrap (commenting): Ahh -- one of my very first startup sequences! The memories...

Interplanetary Ninja Chatterbox

Merciless Killing Machine: The inner workings of a monicidal apparatus.

ECHO 1:

Jack: Ah, man, I am so late!

Jack: NO! Son of a... HEY! You! Yeah yeah, Claptrap unit!

Claptrap: Who -- uh, me sir?

Jack: Oh, no, I'm sorry the OTHER Hyperion piece of metal crap that can open doors for me. I'm sorry.

Claptrap: can do more than open doors sir! We CL4P-TP units can be programmed to do anything from open doors to ninja-sassinate highly important Janitory officals!

Jack: Yeahyeahyeah, just -- wait, you can actually do that?

Claptrap: Certainly!

Claptrap: I once started a revolution myself. There were lots of guns and a lot of dying. You'd think I would have gotten some better benefits out of the whole thing but no, demoted back to door-opening servitude!

Jack: Yeahyeahyeahyeah, got it, just shut up and open the door. I'm late for the quarterly meeting.

Claptrap: Sure thing, sir! Aaaand OPEN! Have a lovely afternoon, and thank you for using Hyperion Robot Services. Let me know if you have any other portal-rific needs!

Jack: Oh, I will. I most certainly will.

ECHO 2:

Jack: When you say "failsafe"... what is it you mean exactly?

Engineer Dockett: I mean exactly that John. All CL4P-TP units have a built in failsafe that prevents them from being tampered with.

Jack: Y-yeah, but for like, bandits and stuff. Not other Hyperion personnel!

Engineer Dockett: INCLUDING other Hyperion personnel. Just feel lucky you didn't pick one that spontaneously combusted, or you'd have more then a migraine from too much bass.

Jack: Thanks for all your HELP, Dockett.

Jack: That guy. If I can't get rid of Claptrap's dance protocols I'll have to... work around them. Hey, Angel?

Angle: Yes, Jack?

Jack: Run an an analysis on how many subroutines we'd have to include to minimize the potential that my prototype won't drop what he's doing and sing karaoke.

ECHO 3:

Angel: Umm, Jack?

Jack: What is it Angel?

Angel: There are too many variables to allow for a complete overhaul of the Prototype's systems. You may just have to settle for... a flawed product. Or try a different model. CL4P's are out dated by three generations, with marked improvements.

Jack: Nah, thats not the point. The newer versions don't have the space and flexibility I need to make this work. I NEED someone that can think for themselves, but can't disobey an order. Like, say, "Don't open your presents until Mercenary Day".

Angel: Sorry.  Perhaps if you re-routed some of the L-cache and bypassed memory sequencing --

Jack: -- Yeah, I... well, hey, that might actually work. He'd lose most of his memories, but, come on. It's just a robot. It's not like it had feelings or anything.


ECHO 4:

Claptrap: Booting sequence complete. Hello! I am your new steward bot. Designation: CL4P-TP, Hyperion Robot, Class C. Please adjust factory settings to meet your needs before deployment.

Jack: Finally! Can you hear me? What do you remember?

Claptrap: Yes. Remember what? Are... are you my father?

Jack: Ah, no... uh, you --

Claptrap: -- Are you god? Am I dead?

Jack: Nonono, you're not dead, you're --

Claptrap: I'M DEAD I'M DEAD OHMYGOD I'M DEAD!

Jack: You. Are. Not. Dead! Your new designation is FR4G-TP. Fragtrap. You are a merciless killing machine. Got it?

Claptrap: O-KAY! Thanks for giving me a second chance, God. I really apperciate it.

Jack: What? No, nooo, you are so STUPID! Whatever. You're welcome.

Gameplay (The Pre-Sequel)

Character selection

  • "Hey everybody! Check out my package!"
  • "Let's get this party started!"
  • "Glitching weirdness is a terminal condition, right?" (needs proofreading)
  • "Recompiling my combat code!"
  • "This time it'll be awesome, I promise!"
  • "Look out everybody! Things are about to get awesome!"

Jumping a gap

  • "Wheeeee!"
  • "Yahooooo!"
  • "And now we observe the rare and beautiful clappy bird."

Meleeing an enemy

  • "Hyah!"
  • "Take that!"
  • "Bop!"

Killing an enemy

  • "I am a tornado of death and bullets!"

Killing multiple enemies

  • "Hehehehe..."

Killing a Badass (or higher) enemy

  • "You call yourself a badass?"
  • "Wow, did I really do that?"
  • "Can, can I open my eyes now?"

Freezing an enemy

  • "Now I want a snowcone."
  • "Take a chill pill!"
  • "Cryo me a river!"
  • "Freeze! I don't know why I said that."
  • "Don't cryo!"
  • "Frigid."
  • "Solid! Get it? As in frozen?"
  • "ICE swear to God." (Needs confirmation)

Taking elemental damage

  • "My assets... are frozen!" (Taking frost damage)
  • "I can't feel me fingers! Gah! I don't have any fingers!" (Taking frost damage)
  • "Too cold, can't move!" (Taking frost damage)
  • "I am a robot-popsicle!" (Taking frost damage)
  • "So cold... brrh..." (Taking frost damage)
  • "Why do I even feel pain?!" (Taking fire, corrosive or shock damage)
  • "Why did they build me out of galvanised flesh?!" (Taking fire, corrosive or shock damage)

Getting a Critical Hit

  • "Pop pop!"
  • "Crit-i-cal!"

Critical kill

  • "Flesh fireworks!"
  • "Oh quit falling to pieces."
  • "Is that what people look like inside?"
  • "Ooh, squishy bits!"

Using VaultHunter.EXE

  • "This time it'll be awesome, I promise!"
  • "Hey everybody, check out my package!"
  • "It's happening... it's happening!"
  • "What will he do next?"
  • "Things are about to get awesome!"
  • "Let's get this party started!"
  • "Glitchy weirdness is form of endearment, right?"
  • "I'm a sexy dinosaur rawr" (When activating Funzerker)
  • ""Oh god I can't stop!" (When activating Funzerker)
  • (unintelligible snarling) (When activating Meat Unicycle)
  • "It's the only way to stop the voices!" (When activating Meat Unicycle)
  • "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Wait...how many syllables does that have?" (When activating Shhhhhhhh...trap)
  • "Minion-trap, pretend you're a Siren!" (When activating Blightbot)
  • "Aww, I shoulda drawn tattoos on it!" (When activating Blightbot)
  • "Burn them, my minion-phoenix!" (When activating Blightbot)
  • "Calm down!" (When activating Blightbot)
  • "It's time to PHASE you suckers out!" (When activating Blightbot)
  • "Tell me I'm the prettiest!" (When activating Blightbot)
  • "Some days, you can't get rid of an obscure pop-culture reference." (When activating Clap-in-the-Box)
  • "Can I use my magic missile"? (When activating Gun Wizard)
  • "Do not look behind my curtain! (When activating Gun Wizard)
  • "I'm made of magic!" (When activating Gun Wizard)
  • "You can call me Gundalf!" (When activating Gun Wizard)
  • "To the sky, minion-trap!" (When activating Mechromagician)
  • "Fly minion-trap! Fly!" (When activating Mechromagician)
  • "I have two robot arms!" (When activating Mechromagician)
  • "Punch 'em in the face, minion-trap!" (When activating Mechromagician)
  • "Ratattattattatta! Powpowpowpow! Powpowpowpow! Pew-pew-pew!" (When activating Miniontrap)
  • "Score one for the turret-trap!" (When activating Miniontrap)
  • "I'm going commando!" (When activating Miniontrap)
  • "Kill! Reload! Kill! Reload!" (When activating One Shot Wonder)
  • "Like those guys who made one song ever" (When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible errors)
  • "All these bullets in just one shot."(When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible errors)
  • "Is this really canon?" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)
  • "I feel a joke about poop decks coming on!" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)

During VaultHunter.exe

  • Claptrap: "Knock-knock." Summoned bot: "Who's there?" Claptrap: "Tat." Summoned bot: "Tat who?" Claptrap: "Not until you're older." (During Mechromagician, Blight Bot, and Miniontrap)
  • Summoned bot: "Wubwubwub. Dubstep dubstep. Wubwubwubwub DROP!" (During Mechromagician)
  • Summoned bot: "Knock Knock" Claptrap: "Who's there?" Summoned bot: "Wub" Claptrap: "Wub who?" Summoned bot: "Wubwubwubwubwub..." Claptrap: "You're dead to me." (During Blight Bot)
  • Summoned bot: "Knock Knock" Claptrap: "Who's there?" Summoned bot: "Itch" Claptrap: "Itch who?" Summoned bot: "Bless you"

Being Crippled

  • "I'll stop talking when I'm dead!" (Needs confirmation)
  • "I'll die as I lived: annoying!" (Needs confirmation)
  • "Come over here, I'll bite your legs off!"

Being revived

Gaining Second Wind

  • "Hahaha... I ascend!"
  • "I LIVE!"

Reviving an ally

  • "So, does this make me your favorite?"

Issuing a duel challenge

Teammate accepts duel challenge

Winning a duel

Losing a duel

Crashing into vehicle

  • "Did you scratch the paint?"

Swapping vehicle seats

Ally-specific Quotes

  • "Shield me, maiden!" (when Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
  • "Go get them Athena!" (When Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
  • "That is so hot!" (When Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
  • "Nice shield baby" (When Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
  • "Nice heals!" (when healed by Saint)

Completing a challenge

  • "Oh my gosh, a challenge!"
  • "I did a challenge? I did a challenge!"
  • "Glad I didn't mess that up."
  • "I did something right for once!"

Looking at menus

  • "This, or that..."
  • "So many choices!"
  • "What's the difference?"
  • "Perhaps I should try them out first."

Subroutines

  • Pistols
    • "Shaken, not stirred"
    • "The moon is not enough!"
    • "My name is Trap, Claptrap, 00...Trap."
    • "I expect you to die!"
    • "I'd do anything for a woman with a gun."
  • Shotguns
    • "In yo' FACE!"
    • "Get ready for some Claptrap face time!"
    • "Chk-chk, BOOM!"
    • "You're listening to 'Short-Range Damage Radio.'"
    • "Up-close and personal."
  • Assault Rifles
    • "Get off my lawn."
    • "Back in my day..."
    • "At least I still have my teeth."
    • "Coffee? Black... like my soul."
    • "Crazy young wippersnappers..."
  • Sniper Rifles
    • "Now you're sorted!"
    • "Snoiped!"
    • "Crack shot!"
  • Melee
    • "This is why you do your homework!"
    • "Class is now in session" (Errors)
  • Health
    • "Make my day."
    • "Gimme your best shot."
    • "Hit me, baby!"
    • "Feeling lucky, punk?"
  • Shields
    • "Enterrrrr the CHAMPION!"
    • "Why do I feel radioactive!?"
    • "Armor soak increased!"
    • "Ladies looove a tough guy!"
    • "'(Quote missing) AND...' 'I'm here." (Errors)
    • "Insert Juggernaut quote or pun here."
  • Elemental
    • Fire
    • Shock
      • "I'm rubbing my wheel on the carpet!"
    • Corrosive
      • "Wait, this isn't vegtable juice!"
    • Cryo
      • "What killed the baddies? The Ice age."

Applying Best Buds 4 Life

  • "Looks like some of my awesome rubbed off!"

Activating Cryogenic Exhaust Manifold

  • "Coolant, vented!"
  • "Welcome to the Jam!"
  • "Smells like Pina Coladas!"

Activating Hyperion Punch 

  • "Hyperiooooon Punch!"
  • "Yes!"

Activating Float like a Bee

  • "Gloves are coming off!"
  • "One, two punch"
  • "Sting like a butterfly!"

Activating Kick Him While He's Down

  • "You look like something a skag barfed up!"
  • "What's that smell? Oh wait, it's just you!" 
  • "Your momma is so dumb, she couldn't think of a good ending to this 'yo momma' joke!"

Related to HIGH FIVES GUYS

  • Activation
    • "Secret handshake!"
  • Ally gives high five
  • Enemy gives high five
    • "Still counts!"
    • "I'll take what I can get!"
  • No high five received
    • (whistling)
    • "I feel like an idiot now."
    • "Single-player bonus!"
    • "I must look really stupid right now!"

Rainbow Coolant activates

  • "I'm a Pandoracorn's butthole!"
  • "I fart rainbows!"
  • "Bask in my aura of death!"

Idle

Unsorted