(Approach T13L3R)
(Randomly, says one of the following)
T13L3R: I can’t reach! I’m Claptrap’s impotent rage.
T13L3R: Who put it way up there? That’s too high!
T13L3R: Who would’ve put that mic so high?
Mission card: You are not your current mission.
(Accept mission)
T13L3R: Welcome to Byte Club! The first rule of Byte Club is: TELL EVERYONE ABOUT BYTE CLUB! Seriously. No one knows about it. Thing is, I can’t reach the microphone. Can you go use that microphone?
- Athena (if present): Leave it to me.
- Nisha (if present): Sure. Watch.
- Wilhelm (if present): Yeah, okay.
- Claptrap (if present): I’ll give it my all, buddy!
- Jack2 (if present): Uh, yeah, I can use a mic. Trained actor.
- Aurelia (if present): Well, I'm game!
T13L3R: Who put it way up there? That’s too high!
(Approach mic)
T13L3R: Great! Now go ahead and tell everyone about Byte Club! Go on! “Down with conformity,” tell them! “There might be brownies,” tell them!
(Use mic)
- Athena (if present): Attention, denizens of this, uh, “mind” -- Byte Club is in session. Sign up! Or don’t. You’re call.
- Nisha (if present): Y’all like bytes? Y’all like clubs? We got both. Come sign up.
- Wilhelm (if present): Byte Club. Sign up. If you want.
- Claptrap (if present): Attention, my mind and all the incredible stuff in it: Byte Club is a thing! Who knew? Sign up now!
- Jack2 (if present): Uhhh -- Byte Club. Uh, whatever. Sign up, I guess? Or don’t? Uh… okay. Drrropping the mic.
- Aurelia (if present): Attention all riff-raff and hoi-polloi: Byte club exists. Do sign up, if you're so inclined.
T13L3R: Now, we just wait for everyone to show up.
(Approach T13L3R)
4L50-T13L3R: You’ve got the rules wrong, you idiot! That’s the SECOND rule! First rule is: no punching!
(Turn in)
T13L3R: Now THAT’S the guy I wanna be!