Borpo is an NPC and quest provider in Tiny Tina's Wonderlands.
Background
Some ne'er-do-wells have print-napped Borpo's magical buildin' recipes and run off to their dismal cave! Fatemakers are requested to go after them and retrieve Borpo's blueprints...
Appearances
Quotes
- Upon approach:
- Allo, then.
- By Butt Stallion's bum!
- Egg on a pef, what's happening now?
- Hrmph, there's that hero again.
- Mornin'... or evenin'. S'all the same.
- Need something?
- Say your piece.
- We're not close. Don't get close.
- What in the lump?
- You're all right.
- Interaction:
- This bridge is as broken as my heart.
- I miss my blueprints ever so much.
- I could get new blueprints, but it's just not the same.
- Leaving:
- A warlock cursed me with this fleshy body. I used to be a song on the wind...
- All those nobles and their pointless fancies... Why buy a chamber pot when the woods are free?
- Another day, another coin...
- Dating mages isn't worth it. One minute, you're having a nice time--the next, time's frozen, and your dinos are dead.
- First, my teeth. Now, my mind. What else have I got to lose?
- Gotta make it early to skelly trivia night! That "bone-us" round's the most action I get all week.
- Hah... I miss the town troubadour. I hope he's still singing inside the giant whale.
- I hope I see some merfolk, one day! Heh, they have the best... "tales".
- I keep thinking I'll hear the Queen's hooves behind me... eyes wide and warm, blitzing every apple cart in sight! Alas...
- I wanna be a knight. Who wouldn't want a great, armored chamber pots strapped to your bum whenever you need it?
- Maybe the Queen's stall still has some glitter in it... That diamond dust is worth a fortune!
- My newborn's beautiful, just like her mum... Ten fingers, four wings, and two perfect heads.
- Never look a diamond horse in the mouth. If the sparkles don't blind you, the rainbow will.
- One day, you're alive... the next, you're undead.
- One... two... three... yep! All my toes are still here.
- The second I'm done here, I'm heading to the milk bar and taking down a full udder.
- Things are exciting around here, lately! I hate it.
- Tried to set up some traps, but all I caught was plague.
- Ugh, I'm never eating raw skag again... They bite goin' down, and claw coming out.
- What's that bloody awful stench? Oh, it's me.
- Wish I could been a pirate like my mom... or a merman, like my pa.
- You take ONE bone off ONE skelly, and suddenly you're the skellyboner.