Bitch is a legendary submachine gun in Borderlands 3 manufactured by Hyperion. It is obtained randomly from any suitable loot source.

Special Weapon Effects

If you can't handle me at my worst... – Fixed melee accessory. Bonus critical damage in exchange of reduced weapon damage. Increased accuracy and fire rate.

Usage & Description



  • The Bitch is a returning weapon from Borderlands and Borderlands 2.
  • The flavor text is from a quote commonly misattributed to Marilyn Monroe. The full quote is:
    "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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