Bitch is a legendary submachine gun in Borderlands 3 manufactured by Hyperion. It is obtained randomly from any suitable loot source but has an increased chance to drop from Tyreen the Destroyer located in Destroyer's Rift on Pandora.

Special Weapon Effects

If you can't handle me at my worst... – Fixed melee accessory. Increased critical hit bonus. Reduced base damage. Increased accuracy and fire rate.

Usage & Description

The Bitch's special effects make it a weapon designed for scoring multiple critical hits in quick succession, to make up for its low damage per hit.

The Bitch can also be used melee-oriented characters with its fixed melee attachment if no other bladed weapons are available.


  • A cryo-focused Zane can take advantage of the Bitch's high fire rate and critical damage to freeze enemies very consistently with Brain Freeze.


  • The Bitch is a returning weapon from Borderlands and Borderlands 2, albeit with a damage penalty and a guaranteed melee attachment.
  • The flavor text is from a quote commonly misattributed to Marilyn Monroe. The full quote is:
    "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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