- "Attempts at human habitation along the Trash Coast have always failed, because spiderants overwhelm anyone who tries to live there. The bandits managed it, though, by placing a Queen Spiderant Abdomen in the middle of their camp. I want you to take an abdomen from a rival Queen, then replace the bandits' with that one. Let's see if the spiderants will do our dirty work for us."
- Collect a Queen Spiderant Abdomen and swap it for the bandits'.
- Queen Abdomen
- Abdomen swapped
- Go to point number one on the map. Get Queen Spiderant Abdomen killing the Queen Tarantella.
- Go to the center of the bandit camp (point two on the map) and plant your abdomen on a special pillar. Kill all the Spiderants. The last kill the King Aracobb.
- "Wow! That was even more successful than I'd hoped! I don't know if that's an easier way to keep the bandits under control, but it's sure as hell more fun! Here's your reward for a job well done."
- Mission reward: Unique Patton.
- Text of Queen Abdomen item: Like pulling the wings off a fly, times infinity.
- In retail, substituting one product for a lower quality product is referred to as a bait and switch.
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