"Ten years of Dahl military experience at your service."
"Commando here, let's get moving."
"Just point me in the right direction."
"Locked and loaded."
"Commando reporting for duty."
When completing a challenge
"Wasn't so hard."
"Challenge completed."
"That's that."
"One challenge down."
"Wasn't so challeinging."
When crippled
"Let's DO this!"
"MEDIC!"
"Nope...not today!"
"I'm ready for ya!"
"BRING IT!"
"Come and GET it!"
"Come on COME ON!"
"Bring it on!"
"Let's go!"
"Who wants some!?"
When reviving an ally
"I'm not sayin' you owe me, but I'm implying it."
"Wow. Do you work out, or..?"
"Don't worry. I won't tell anyone."
"Hey, happens to the best of us."
"On your feet, soldier!"
"Fight through it!"
"You're good, I got you!"
"Don't stop shooting!"
"Back up, you'll get 'em next time."
"Just stay conscious!"
When being revived
"I didn't know you cared!"
"Damn, you're strong!"
"Thanks!"
"Saved my ass."
"Can't thank ya enough!"
"Hey, thanks for that."
"Thanks, soldier."
"Appreciate it."
Critical Kill
"Hell-o!"
"See ya... Bitch."
"Cool story bro."
"Splooge!"
"Idiot."
"Boom-Shaka-Laka!"
"Wow. So that happened."
"HAH!"
"Heh, that was cool."
"Nice."
"Kaboom!"
"Blam!"
"Ah, thank you."
"Ho!"
"Critical!"
"You like that?"
"How'd that feel, huh?"
"Kabam!"
"Bamf!"
Throwing a grenade
"Tossin' a masher!"
"Grenade!"
"'nade out!"
"Catch!"
"Grenade out!"
"Tossing grenade!"
"Eat this!"
"Present for ya!"
"Here you go!"
"Take this!"
"Throwin' masher!"
Out of ammo
"Crap, I'm dry!"
"Damn, I'm out!"
"Out ammo!"
"Need a resupply!"
"Damn it, I'm empty!"
"Come on, not now!"
"Need a new mag!"
"Ah, crap!"
"Ammo count black!"
"I'm dry here!"
Killing a Badass
"And the crowd goes wild!" (in crowd voice) "Waahhhh, whaahhh!"
"I love this planet!"
"Shut up already..."
"See ya, bro!"
"He was angry."
"Badass down."
"Suck on that!"
"That feel good, huh!?"
"(in falsetto, 'female' voice) "Oh soldier, you're so great!" (in regular voice) "Come on, ladies, I'm not that cool..."
"Damn, that was fun."
"Love a hard kill."
"That felt good."
"You mad about that?"
"The bigger they are."
"Ha-ha-ha."
Getting a Second Wind
"That's RIGHT!"
"Like I was gonna die!"
"Not dead yet!"
"I don't die so easy!"
"Oscar-mike!"
"Ha! Did you miss me?"
"Who's next, huh!?"
"I'm ready for more!"
"On the move!"
"Yeah!"
Deploying Sabre Turret
"You fellas meet the missus?"
"Wanna meet my girlfriend?"
"Let's get to killin', sweetheart!"
"Hey, stand in front of this!"
"Say hello, darling!"
"Now you be careful, honey."
"Sorry, boys, I got turret syndrome! Get it? 'Cause of the turret..? Sorry."
"Meet my lady friend!"
"Tossin' the little lady!"
"Autogun deployed!"
"Sentry gun primed!"
"Turret out!"
"Chew em' up! (Sometimes says honey afterwards)"
"Turret deployed!"
"It's killin' time!"
"Grind 'em up!"
"Say hello, beautiful!"
"Say hello, sweetie!"
"Take this!"
"Deploying sentry!"
"Droppin' sentry!"
"Sentry deployed!"
General Combat
"YOU get a bullet! And YOU get a bullet! EVERYBODY gets a bullet!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"RAAAAAAAARGH!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"That's right, start runnin'!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"I got some for EVERYBODY!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"You're all gonna die!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"HAAHAHAHA!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"I can take you all!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"You want some of this?!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"That the best you got?!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
"Get some!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
Leveling Up
"Stronger, smarter... more sexually attractive."
"Plus one to awesomeness."
"Beats the hell outta basic training."
"I feel more badass."
"Nice!"
"Kickass!"
"Ha! A promotion!"
"Risin' in the ranks."
"Hahahaha, yeah!"
"Alright!"
Turret Kill
"Bad guys - zero, Turret - a whole bunch!"
"Autogun's chewin' 'em up!"
"Atta girl!"
"That's my girl!"
"Turret, what would I do without ya?"
"That's right! Let her mow you down!"
"News flash, bitches: turrets kill!"
"Autogun's wreckin' FACE!"
"Love that turret!"
"Nothin' like a turret kill!"
"You're heatin' up baby!"
"One more turret kill!"
"Well done, darlin'!"
"Yes, more of that!"
"Score one bogey!"
"Thanks, honey!"
"You tell 'em baby!"
'Nother turret kill!"
"Another sentry kill!"
"Score one for the turret!"
Spotting blue loot or higher
"Now THAT'S amazing."
"Awesome."
"Wow, that's... Wow."
"Good God..."
"Well, hello there loot."
"Would you look at that."
When asking to swap with the player driving
"Let's switch it up!"
"Wanna swap?"
"I want your seat!"
"Let's swap!"
"You cool with switchin'!?"
When ramming enemies while driving
"Comin' through!"
"Out of my way!"
"This is fun."
"Roadkill."
"Move aside!"
"Ha-ha"! (says it in three different tones)
"Sorry about that"!
"Hoo-hoo"!
When ramming another player in a vehicle
"Didn't mean to do that... Yes I did."
"My bad!"
"What is this, bumper cars?"
"Hope it's insured!"
"So does this thing not have air bags?"
"Out of the way!"
"Okay, that was mostly my fault. Ha-ha."
"Jeeze! Everybody ok?"
"I got somewhere to be here!"
"Gah...!"
When idle
"This... This is nice. Who wants to be out killin' stuff anyway? Me. I do."
"As a military man, I'm used to a little waitin'... But I got my limits..."
"I left the military to get away from pointless waiting, dammit. And because I got dishonorably discharged... But mostly the first thing."
"Leave the military, come to Pandora, stare at stuff..."
"Heard of a guy stationed on Isolus got so bored he shot himself in the foot just to break the monotony. Don't know why that comes to mind right now."
"(singing to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home") Duh duh Duh duh Duh duh duh daaa dah daaa dah daaa, but I got bored just standin' around, I wish someone would move me 'round... Sorry, I do that when I'm bored. Really, really bored."
"I dunno about you, but I'm on the edge of my seat... about to fall off of it."
"I could NOT be more bored. But hey, at least my C.O.'s not screaming at me and my friends aren't gettin' blasted to hell left and right. So there's that."
"Not the most exciting job I've been on..."
"Come on! Those midgets aren't gonna blow their own heads off."
When trying to leave but someone is busy
"Ready when you are, chief."
"Ready to head out?"
"Let's move out!"
"Any time, soldier."
"Hurry up and wait."
When comparing items
"Alright, what do we got here?"
"Let's see."
"On the one hand..."
When looking at the map
"I should've paid attention in nav training."
"Huh... That's a lotta sectors to cover."
"I know exactly where I'm going... Yup, of course I do. The hell am I?"
"Aaaand I'm lost."
"If that's north..."
When looking at a skill tree with a skill point to spend
"Decisions, decisions."
"Here's where my training pays off."
"If only basic been this easy."
"Time to train."
Issuing a duel challenge
"If I win, we're totally making out."
"Come on. Put 'em up."
"Let's settle this."
"You and me! Right now!"
"You want to do this?"
Accepting a duel challenge
"Huh, you're serious?"
"Might want to think hard about this."
"You asked for it."
"Huh, ok. I see what you're doing here."
"You sure about that?"
Winning a duel
"Eh, you did your best."
"Yeah!"
"Alright!"
"Now that's what I'm talking about!"
"That was fun!"
Tieing a duel
"A tie? Lame."
"Ties are boring."
"What a gyp!"
"Looks like we're equals."
"That was disappointing."
Losing a duel
"Damn!"
"Well I'll be damned."
"Alright, you got me."
"Crap! Rematch?"
"Well done."
With Handsome Jack's voice
"Testing? Testing one two? One two. And now I have the voice of a douchebag. Great."
"Hello, hello? Commando here. Gah, let's do this quick. Can't stand sounding like this bastard."
"I'm Handsome Jack! Commando, don't kill me! I'm so sorry!" Pow! "Augh, oh no, you're so much cooler than me, Commando..."
"Oh, I'm so bored-- ohh, I forgot I have Jack's voice.Jesus, this feels weird."
"And somehow I always knew I'd eventually be stuck in the middle of nowhere trying to protect a city from a fascist whose voice I stole."
"Turret on the field!"
"Deploying turret!"
"Turret out!"
"Turret kill confirmed."
"Hell yes, turret."
"THAT'S RIGHT!" (After getting second wind)
"Hoo-ah!" (After getting second wind)
"Oscar-mike!" (After getting second wind)
Spotting a Badass
"Big guy coming!"
"Badass in range!"
"Whoa! Badass!"
"Target acquired."
"Badass incoming!"
"We got incoming!"
"Badass!"
"Look out badass!"
"Heads up badass!"
"Incoming!"
"Incoming badass!"
Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep[]
"[sniff] Kinda smells like butts, and dead people." (entering Unassuming Docks)
"Hello, madam. Is something the matter?" (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)
"That thing looks like it does something to..the other thing...and...yeah, I got nothing." (when approaching the Dwarven Puzzle)
"Uh, raft." (when trying to solve the Dwarven Puzzle)
"Guns and ladies. And sometimes dudes." (what Axton is planning on after he rescues the queen)
"If I get a one and a two, I'm going to flip out."
"Need that loot. Those orcs certainly have to perish. Hmm, there's gotta be a better way to say that."
"I spent good money on this roll."
Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre[]
"Let's go save her, man -- chicks dig heroes. Just ask my wife. Well, ex-wife. Whatever. Point still stands." (words of encouragement for Ed)
(when tasting whiskey):
"Jeez. That's awful."
"Hnggg. That sucks. I hate whiskey."
"I can't feel my face. Prob'ly a good thing."
"Sometimes you'll try to make people laugh by using a meme from the ECHOnet, but instead they'll track you down and set fire to your house. Look forward to that." (to make the baby cry)
"Dated a buncha people, but only got married the one time. Wonder how she's doin'." (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Axton's life)
"Times like this, a guy misses the high-quality stogies from the central planets." (when collecting the cigar box)
"Nah. That's weird as hell." (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)
"(when collecting Stella's wig):
"Stella. Need your wig -- mind if I borrow it?"
"Uhh... Thing is, I'm on a quest and it calls for that wig."
"Sorry, but I hate leaving quests unfinished!"
"Ew." (when collecting the can of grease)
"I mean, a little." (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Axton love him)
Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax[]
"Couple bottles a' Hammerlock's rotgut." (When picking up Hammerlock's booze)
"Alright, you ugly sucker. Take me to the stuffy one." (When following the Varkid)
"Thaaaat means nothing to me." (When hearing the name "Crawmerax")
"Oh, good, I hated that guy. Kinda weird that he just randomly exploded, though. Don't remember that happening in basic." (When finding Axton's assassin)
"(**"Whistles**") Must have been a hell of a fall." (When finding Gaige's assassin)
"Hunh -- death by poison. Don't see much of that these days. Old school, I like it." (When finding Maya's assassin)
"Should somebody cut him down, or ... no? Alright." (When finding Salvador's assassin)
"This guy piss off a doctor or something?" (When finding Krieg's assassin)
