(Accept Mission)
Nakayama: Hey. My name is Professor Nakayama -- I've got an URGENT message for Jack, but Zarpedon's troops locked me in the detention facility. Could you do me a solid and rescue me?
(Attempt to open Nakayama's cell)
Hyperion: Unknown user detected. Authorization denied.
Nakayama: Use that terminal to open the door -- quickly! Jack needs to hear what I have to say!
(Use console)
Dahl Soldier: Who's using this terminal? Give me your authorization code.
- Athena (if present): Uhhh...
- Wilhelm (if present): Uhhh...
- Nisha (if present): Uhhh...
- Claptrap (if present): Uhhh...
- Jack2 (if present): Uhmmmm...
- Aurelia (if present): Uhmm, see, the thing is --
Dahl Soldier: Who is this? Give me your rank and serial number!
- Athena (if present): Screw it.
- Wilhelm (if present): Ah, hell with it!
- Nisha (if present): Eff this.
- Claptrap (if present): Ah, to heck with it!
- Jack2 (if present): Aw, whatever, screw this.
- Aurelia (if present): I grow tired of this.
(Shoot terminal)
Nakayama: Yaaay! I like you.
- Nakayama (to Jack2): Oh my god. You look like him. You look... beautiful! Hnnnggggg, I --
Dahl Soldier: All troops converge on the detention center! We have a breakout!
Nakayama: AHHH! Jack HAS to get my message -- you have to defend me!
Nakayama: Oh god, they're gonna kill us all! Just defend me while I upload the message -- so long as Jack receives it, I won't have died in vain!
(Nakayama is shot)
Nakayama: Oww! Is this what getting shot feels like?
(Kill all soldiers)
Nakayama: I'm done uploading the message! Just hit the transmit button!
(Use console)
Hyperion: Sending message from: Professor Nakayama, to: Jack.
Nakayama: And now we play the waiting game.
(Turn in)
Nakayama: Thanks again, for -- OH GOD I JUST REALIZED HOW CLOSE I CAME TO DYING. AHHHHH! I'M HYPERVENTILATING! SOMEBODY HOLD ME!
- Athena (if present): No.
- Wilhelm (if present): No.
- Nisha (if present): Nah.
- Claptrap (if present): NO!
- Jack2 (if present): No thank you.
- Aurelia (if present): Of course! Oh, just kidding, under no circumstances would WE be friends.
Nakayama: Hnnnnng.