Metroid Dread - The Loop
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- Main article: Mancubus Eldritch Statues (Cursehaven)
- Uppon Approach
- You're wasting your life. Everybody's saying it.
- Your attractive friend is never going to like you back, you know.
- You know what your biggest problem is? You're lazy.
- Nobody likes your haircut, but they pity you too much to tell you.
- Seriously, you might as well be playing with yourself right now. It'd be more productive.
- Isn't there something more important you should be doing with your life right now? Whatever, just die!
- Whatever. But know this: you're burden to those you care about.