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(Vault Hunter accepts the mission.)

Mal: Hi! I've come to a realization! I now see that humanity doesn't come from wearing clothes, or having a face made of flesh -- on Pandora, humanity means trying to kill other humans! So, die!

(Mission objectives update: Defeat Mal)

Mal: Thank you for helping me! Once I've murdered you, I will truly be a human being!

(Vault Hunter fights Mal.)

Mal: You're fighting back -- a very human instinct!

Mal: I think I am doing very well in this fight!

Mal: I am trying very hard to win!

Mal: If I were alive, my adrenaline would be pumping!

Mal: I can't wait to eat food!

(Vault Hunter defeats Mal.)

Mal: Ow! That hurt! Wait. Humans feel pain! I felt pain! That must mean I'm human!

Mal: (singing) I'm hu-man! I'm hu-man! Yay! This is the best day of my life!

(Mission objectives update: TURN IN!)

(Vault Hunter turns in the mission to Mal.)

Mal: By the way, that fight was very fun! Please feel free to come back so we may do it again!