Zer0/Quotes

Finally made another batch, hope you like it once more!

16. My sniper rifle/ A dreaded sight to behold/ With one shot, one kill

17. You shouldn’t waste guns/ Including even their shells/ It’ll help nicely

18. Dodging’s pretty good/ A skill already mastered/ Would you like to see?

19. Maliwan assholes/ They never seem to give up/ Show them why they should

20. A sword is awesome/ So thin yet so very sharp/ Treat it like a harp

21. A new door opens/ A hard trial may await/ Challenge accepted.

22. Something fought on here/ Blasting through, leaving debris/ My kind of trophy!

23. Cars can help you move/ But they can also destroy/ My magnum opus

24. Get ready to fight/ It will be a crazy ride/ So just hold on tight.

25. You have been decieved/ By another of my traps/ Prepare for battle

26. Beam me up Rhyssy/ To Helios one we go/ Let's fly to the moon

27. Mordecai's alright/ He should have Decepti0n though/ His pet is cool too

28. Pandora was fun/ Lots of great kills I did there/ Bossanova's one

29. Too bad I got you/ This world just ain’t big enough/ For you anyway

30. Go sting like a bee/ And be as swift as the wind/ These will help to hunt

I just made another batch of haikus (for still some unknown reason) for Zer0, hope you like it:

1. Morons shouldn’t live/ Or deserve anything/ I’ll make sure of it

2. Hello young blooded/ I sense you haven’t been here/ But you should remain.

3. A knife in the dark/ Is one that will end you fast/ I made sure of that.

4. My sword is poison/ It will not end the hunt quick/ Makes it challenging.

5. Blunt force is styleless/ Pick a blade and use it well/ It will make them yell.

6. A bomb can leave ash/ But it leaves destruction too/ Use it when they boo.

7. A tale can leave hope/ And yet it can leave sorrow/ A stat most useful.

8. Here we go on trains/ I have already been here/ And it didn’t end nice

9. How foolish of you/ To try and betray me now/ I hope you can fight

10. A funny statement/ I shall not pass? Just make me/ You and what army?

11. My blade struck through you/ An inevitable end/ That I have foreseen

12. Sprinting is useless/ Especially against me/ I can prove it too

13. Decepti0n is quick/ But it is still an art-form/ One I perfected

14. A sword in your gut/ I’ll make sure to rip them off/ Your organs, I mean

15. Bullets flying out/ Making bodies hit the floor/ Filled with lead and death

These haikus could probably work with Zer0, what do you guys think? (Btw I made these myself)

1. A knife in the dark/ Is one that will end you fast/ I made sure of that.

2. My sword is poison/ It will not end the fight quick/ Which just makes it fun.

3. Blunt force is styleless/ Pick a blade and use it well/ It will make them yell.