An Urgent Message/Transcript

(Accept Mission)

Nakayama: Hey. My name is Professor Nakayama -- I've got an URGENT message for Jack, but Zarpedon's troops locked me in the detention facility. Could you do me a solid and rescue me?

(Attempt to open Nakayama's cell)

Hyperion: Unknown user detected. Authorization denied.

Nakayama: Use that terminal to open the door -- quickly! Jack needs to hear what I have to say!

(Use console)

Dahl Soldier: Who's using this terminal? Give me your authorization code.


 * Athena (if present): Uhhh...
 * Wilhelm (if present): Uhhh...
 * Nisha (if present): Uhhh...
 * Claptrap (if present): Uhhh...
 * Jack2 (if present): Uhmmmm...
 * Aurelia (if present): Uhmm, see, the thing is --

Dahl Soldier: Who is this? Give me your rank and serial number!


 * Athena (if present): Screw it.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Ah, hell with it!
 * Nisha (if present): Eff this.
 * Claptrap (if present): Ah, to heck with it!
 * Jack2 (if present): Aw, whatever, screw this.
 * Aurelia (if present): I grow tired of this.

(Shoot terminal)

Nakayama: Yaaay! I like you.


 * Nakayama (to Jack2): Oh my god. You look like him. You look... beautiful! Hnnnggggg, I --

Dahl Soldier: All troops converge on the detention center! We have a breakout!

Nakayama: AHHH! Jack HAS to get my message -- you have to defend me!

Nakayama: Oh god, they're gonna kill us all! Just defend me while I upload the message -- so long as Jack receives it, I won't have died in vain!

(Nakayama is shot)

Nakayama: Oww! Is this what getting shot feels like?

(Kill all soldiers)

Nakayama: I'm done uploading the message! Just hit the transmit button!

(Use console)

Hyperion: Sending message from: Professor Nakayama, to: Jack.

Nakayama: And now we play the waiting game.

(Turn in)

Nakayama: Thanks again, for -- OH GOD I JUST REALIZED HOW CLOSE I CAME TO DYING. AHHHHH! I'M HYPERVENTILATING! SOMEBODY HOLD ME!


 * Athena (if present): No.
 * Wilhelm (if present): No.
 * Nisha (if present): Nah.
 * Claptrap (if present): (missing)
 * Jack2 (if present): No thank you.
 * Aurelia (if present): Of course! Oh, just kidding, under no circumstances would WE be friends.

Nakayama: Hnnnnng.