Axton/Quotes

Borderlands 2

 * When joining a game
 * "Ten years of Dahl military experience at your service."
 * "Commando here, let's get moving."
 * "Just point me in the right direction."


 * When crippled
 * "Let's DO this!"
 * "MEDIC!"
 * "Nope...not today!"
 * "I'm ready for ya!"
 * "BRING IT!"
 * "Come and GET it!"
 * "Come on COME ON!"
 * "Bring it on!"
 * "Let's go!"


 * When reviving an ally
 * "I'm not sayin' you owe me. I'm implying it."
 * "Wow. Do you work out, or...?"
 * "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone."
 * "Hey, it happens to the best of us."
 * "On your feet, soldier!"
 * "Fight through it!"
 * "You're good, I got you!"
 * "Don't stop shooting!"
 * "On your feet, you'll get 'em next time."


 * When being revived
 * "Didn't know you cared!"
 * "Damn, you're strong!"
 * "Thanks! You saved my ass."
 * "Can't thank ya enough!"


 * Critical Kill
 * "Hell-o!"
 * "You deserved it. Bitch."
 * "See ya... Bitch."
 * "Cool story bro."
 * "Ha! Did you see his face?"
 * "Splooge!"
 * "Heh... Idiot."
 * "Boom-Shaka-Laka!"
 * "Wow. So that happened."
 * "HAH!"
 * "Heh, that was cool."


 * Throwing a grenade
 * "Tossing a masher!"
 * "Catch this!"
 * "Grenade!"
 * "'nade out!"


 * Killing a Badass
 * "And the crowd goes wild!"
 * "Oh, I love this planet!"
 * "Shut up already..."
 * "See ya, bro!"
 * "He was angry."
 * "Badass down."
 * "Suck on that!"
 * "That feel good, huh?!"
 * "(in falsetto, 'female' voice) "Oh soldier, you're so great!" (in regular voice) "Come on, ladies, I'm not that cool...""


 * When recovering [Kill Revive]
 * "That's RIGHT!"
 * "Like I was gonna die!"
 * "Not dead yet!"
 * "I don't die so easy!"
 * "Oscar-mike!"
 * "Nice try!"
 * "Ha! Did you miss me?"
 * "Who's next, huh!?"
 * "I'm ready for more!"


 * Deploying a turret"''
 * "You fellas meet the missus?"
 * "Wanna meet my girlfriend?"
 * "Go get 'em, honey!"
 * "Let's get to killing, sweetheart!"
 * "Hey, stand in front of this!"
 * "Say hello, darling!"
 * "Now you be careful, honey."
 * "Sorry, boys, I've got turret syndrome! Get it? 'Cause of the turret...? Sorry."
 * "Meet my lady friend!"
 * "Tossin' the little lady!"
 * "Autogun deployed!"
 * "Sentry gun primed!"
 * "Turret out!"
 * "Chew em' up! (Sometimes says honey afterwards)"


 * General Combat
 * "YOU get a bullet! And YOU get a bullet! EVERYBODY gets a bullet!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
 * "RAAAAAAAARGH!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
 * "That's right, start runnin'!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
 * "I got some for EVERYBODY!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
 * "You're all gonna die!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
 * "HAAHAHAHA!" (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)


 * Leveling Up
 * "Stronger, smarter...and more sexually attractive."
 * "Plus one to awesomeness."
 * "Beats the hell outta basic training."


 * Turret Kill
 * "Bad guys - zero, Turret - a whole bunch!"
 * "Autogun's chewin' 'em up!"
 * "Atta girl!"
 * "That's my girl!"
 * "Turret, what would I do without ya?"
 * "That's right! Let her mow you down!"
 * "News flash, bitches: turrets kill!"
 * "Autogun's wreckin' FACE!"
 * "Love that turret!"
 * "Nothin' like a turret kill!"
 * "Eat 'em up baby!"
 * "One more turret kill!"


 * Spotting items
 * "Now THAT is amazing."
 * "Awesome."
 * "Wow, that's... Wow."
 * "Good God..."
 * "Well, hello there loot."


 * When ramming enemies while driving
 * "Coming through!"
 * "Out of my way!"
 * "That's fun."
 * "Roadkill."


 * When ramming another player in a vehicle
 * "Didn't mean to do that... Yes I did."
 * "My bad!"
 * "What is this, bumper cars?"
 * "Hope it's insured!"
 * "So does this thing not have air bags?"
 * "Out of the way!"
 * "Okay, that was mostly my fault."
 * "Jeeze!"
 * "I got somewhere to be here!"


 * When idle
 * "This... This is nice. Who wants to be out killin' stuff anyway? Me. I do."
 * "Y'know, being a military man, I'm used to waiting... But I've got my limits..."
 * "I left the military to get away from pointless waiting, dammit. And because I got dishonorably discharged... But mostly the first thing."
 * "Leave the military, come to Pandora, stare at stuff..."
 * "Heard of a guy stationed on Isolus got so bored he shot himself in the foot just to break the monotony. I know why that comes to mind right now."
 * "(singing to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home") Duh duh Duh duh Duh duh duh daaa dah daaa dah daaa, but I got bored just standin' around, I wish someone would move me 'round... Sorry, I do that when I'm bored. Really, really bored."
 * "I dunno about you, but I'm on the edge of my seat... about to fall off of it."
 * "I could NOT be more bored. But hey, at least my C.O.'s not screaming at me and my friends aren't gettin' blasted to hell left and right. So there's that."
 * "Not the most exciting job I've been on..."
 * "Come on! Those midgets aren't gonna blow their own heads off."


 * When looking at the map
 * "I should've paid attention in nav training."
 * "Huh... That's a lotta sectors to cover."
 * "I know exactly where I'm going... Yup, of course I do."
 * "Aaaand I'm lost."


 * Issuing a duel challenge
 * "If I win, we're totally making out."
 * "Come on. Put 'em up."
 * "Let's settle this."
 * "You and me! Right now!"


 * With Handsome Jack's voice
 * "Testing? Testing one two? One two. And now I have the voice of a douchebag. Great."
 * ""I'm Handsome Jack! Commando, don't kill me! I'm so sorry!" Pow! "Augh, oh no, you're so much cooler than me, Commando...""
 * "Oh, I'm so bored-- ohh, forgot I had Jack's voice."
 * "Jesus, this feels weird."
 * "I somehow always knew I'd be stuck in the middle of nowhere trying to protect a city from a fascist whose voice I stole."
 * "Turret on the field!"
 * "Turret kill confirmed."
 * "God, let's do this quick, can't stand sounding like this bastard!"
 * "THAT'S RIGHT!" (After getting second wind)


 * Spotting a Badass
 * "Big guy coming!"
 * "Badass in range!"
 * "Whoa! Badass!"
 * "Target acquired."
 * "Badass incoming!"

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

 * "[sniff] Kinda smells like butts, and dead people." (entering Unassuming Docks)
 * "Hello, madam. Is something the matter?" (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)
 * "That thing looks like it does something to..the other thing...and...yeah, I got nothing." (when approaching the Dwarven Puzzle)
 * "Guns and women. And sometimes dudes."


 * Dropping the Crit
 * "Whoops!"
 * "Woah-oaoah!"
 * "Damnit!"
 * "Butterfingers!"
 * "Slippery piece of --"

Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre

 * "Let's go save her, man -- chicks dig heroes. Just ask my wife. Well, ex-wife. Whatever. Point still stands." (words of encouragement for Ed)
 * ''"(when tasting whiskey):
 * ''"Jeez. That's awful."'
 * "Hnggg. That sucks. I hate whiskey."
 * "I can't feel my face. Prob'ly a good thing."
 * "Sometimes you'll try to make people laugh by using a meme from the ECHOnet, but instead they'll track you down and set fire to your house. Look forward to that." (to make the baby cry)
 * "Dated a buncha people, but only got married the one time. Wonder how she's doin'." (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Axton's life)
 * "Times like this, a guy misses the high-quality stogies from the central planets." (when collecting the cigar box)
 * "Nah. That's weird as hell." (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)
 * ''"(when collecting Stella's wig):
 * "Stella. Need your wig -- mind if I borrow it?"
 * "Uhh... Thing is, I'm on a quest and it calls for that wig."
 * "Sorry, but I hate leaving quests unfinished!"
 * "Ew." (when collecting the can of grease)
 * "I mean, a little." (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Axton love him)

Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax

 * "Oh, good, I hated that guy. Kinda weird that he just randomly exploded, though. Don't remember that happening in basic." (When finding Axton's assassin)
 * "(**"Whistles**") Must have been a hell of a fall." (When finding Gaige's assassin)
 * "Hunh -- death by poison. Don't see much of that these days. Old school, I like it." (When finding Maya's assassin)
 * "Should somebody cut him down, or ... no? Alright." (When finding Salvador's assassin)
 * "This guy piss off a doctor or something?" (When finding Krieg's assassin)
 * "That's, uh... yeah." (When finding Zer0's assassin)