Feed Butt Stallion/Transcript

(Butt Stallion whines)

Tiny Tina: Uh oh. It looks like Butt Stallion is hungry.

Lilith: What should we feed her?

Tiny Tina: She's a glamorous queen made of diamonds, Lilly of the Valley. You feed her the finer things in life. Like Eridium.

(Butt Stallion is fed 5 Eridium and defecates a weapon)

Tiny Tina: Butt Stallion leaves you a present! It smells of rainbows and summer days.

Lilith: Ew.

Mordecai: So if we just keep feeding her valuables, she'll poop out loot? That's what you're saying?

Tiny Tina: Hai, sou desu. (Translates to: Yes, that's right.)

Mordecai: You're a weird kid.

(TURN IN)

Tiny Tina: Hey. Hey Mordecai. Hey. Hey. Love youuuuu.

Mordecai: Don't be weird.