Zer0/Quotes

Standard
Joining a game Idle Attempting to travel while other players are busy
 * Where is the target?
 * Just tell me what to shoot.
 * What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
 * What is going on? / Why have my limbs stopped moving? / Has my heart just died?
 * Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored / Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored / I am really bored.
 * Boredom is my lot, / As I lack autonomy / To move my own feet.
 * An idle mind is / A very dangerous thing / I think of violence.
 * I am bored as hell / I would like to kill something / Can we friggin go?
 * I sit here and wait / So eager to move onward / But it's all in vain.
 * Can we start moving? / I grow tired of this spot / I long to explore.
 * The peaceful silence / Penetrates my whole being / It's so very dull.
 * Someone is busy. / Now we play the waiting game; / Everyone loses.
 * What is the holdup? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?

Entering Decepti0n
 * Your eyes deceive you / An illusion fools you all / I move for the kill.
 * How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your death approaches.
 * The true world revealed / Weaknesses now known to me / Time to go to work.
 * And I disappear / A ghost amidst the combat / Preparing to strike.
 * I vanish.
 * Stealth!
 * Good bye!
 * Ghosting.

Scoring a critical hit Throwing a grenade
 * A critical hit / So very satisfying / I live for such kills.
 * Critical killing / Is an art unto itself / And I am Rembrandt.
 * A critical kill / Showers me in blood and spit / How enjoyable.
 * That was your own fault / You should have paid attention / And looked through the lie.
 * Sorry, did that hurt? / That "sorry" was sarcasm / I am not sorry.
 * I enjoy that.
 * Heehee.
 * Ow.
 * Goodbye.
 * Ouch.
 * Sucker.
 * Precision!
 * Grenade out!
 * A grenade!
 * Here! Grenade!
 * 'Nade!

Affected by an elemental attack
 * I feel the burning / Eating through my equipment / Must stop, drop, and roll.
 * I'm covered in slag! / I must seek cover quickly / or pain is coming.
 * Disgusting, this slag / Inelegant chemical / Increases damage.
 * Slagged!
 * My armor!

Spotting items
 * A new instrument, / Waiting for a sonata / That I will conduct.
 * Maybe I'll use you / To blow a midget's head off. / Or maybe I won't.
 * Mine.
 * Nice.
 * Impressive.
 * Well, well...
 * Not bad.

Comparing items in the menu
 * Comparisons made / But which is superior? / A tough decision.
 * Hmmm...

Reviving a downed ally
 * Get back on your feet / I will help you up, and then / We will kill more stuff!
 * Keep shooting!
 * Keep calm.
 * Do not panic.
 * I have you.

Killing an enemy Killing multiple enemies in succession Sighting a badass or boss
 * A most confused death / Dead before he even knew / Where I had struck from.
 * Striking from nowhere / Killing with accuracy / This is who I am.
 * Yoo-hoo, stupid guy / I was really over here / Too bad you're dead now.
 * I am everywhere / And yet, I am nowhere, too / I am infinite.
 * Farewell, foolish thing / Know that you have been deceived / As your soul moves on.
 * This is how you die / A spectacle of violence / Gorgeous and ugly.
 * I relish your death / You are so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
 * I say, boom biatch / That's what you get for messing / With the Assassin.
 * I have destroyed you / A deadly shot from nowhere / The ghost Assassin.
 * Over here you fools / That was but an illusion / I am your true foe.
 * You fought well creature / But I fought so much better / I'll pick your corpse now.
 * Assassinated / What a satisfying word / With five syllables.
 * What happened to you? / So strong, imposing, fearsome / Oh yeah, I killed you.
 * I witness your death / You were so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
 * Assassins never die!
 * Bow to my weaponry!
 * Unworthy opponents.
 * Fear my skills!
 * Easy.
 * Leaves falling from trees / Snow drifting onto the ground / Life leaving your corpse.
 * Warning, badass!
 * Badass approaching!
 * Greetings, badass.
 * Hello, badass.
 * Badass sighted.
 * Attention! Badass.
 * Badass incoming!
 * Incoming badass!
 * Hark! Badass.

Killing an enemy by running them over
 * That is called "roadkill" / Not the cleverest of words / But appropriate.
 * This is the story / All about how my life got / Flipped, turned upside-down.
 * What was that speed bump / That fell under my tires? / Was that thing alive?
 * Idiots.
 * Bump!
 * Funny.

Crashing a vehicle
 * System crashed.

Getting crippled
 * I am nearly dead / It's time for a second wind / Let my aim be true.
 * I will not die here / I still have too much to do / And too much ammo.
 * Dammit!
 * Come on!

Getting a Second Wind
 * I won't die today / Not while I still have ammo / I am a badass.
 * I will not die here / I have too much left to do / And too much ammo.
 * I have arisen / You will regret harming me / My vengeance at hand.
 * Second Wind achieved / Pulled back from the brink of death / I'm ready for more.
 * I'm back from the dead / To continue to raise hell / Get out of my way.
 * You should now be scared / I don't die so easily / And now I am pissed.
 * Nice try savages / I am not the dying type / You shall die instead.
 * This does not end here / I have much further to go / Before I fall dead.
 * I got Second Wind / Metaphorically speaking / Breath overrated.
 * I am eternal / Death will never capture me / My skills exceed his.
 * I do not think so.
 * Your mistake.
 * Yes!
 * I'm ready.
 * Fool.
 * What is next?

Out of ammunition
 * I'm empty.
 * Well, crap.
 * Curses, empty.
 * No ammo.
 * That's unfortunate.
 * Ammo dry.
 * Ammunition required.
 * Ammo depleted.
 * Munitions dry.
 * Ammo necessary.

Being revived Leveling up
 * I thank you for your / Kindness and sincerity. / Now, let's kill some stuff.
 * Thank you for saving / A not so innocent life / By reviving me.
 * Levelled up.
 * That felt good.

In the menu with a Skill Point left to spend
 * Why, yes, I do have / The skills to pay all my bills / Figuratively.

Issuing a duel challenge Accepting a duel Winning a duel Losing a duel Tying in a duel
 * Oh, what? Yeah, what, bitch? / Yeah, I just slapped you and stuff. / What you gonna do?
 * Let's duel, you and I / So we can compare weapons / And know who is more skilled.
 * Let us fight.
 * Duel. Now!
 * I challenge you.
 * A chance to spar is / Something I always adore / I'm ready to fight.
 * Was that a stiff wind? / Or a fly landing on me? / I barely felt it.
 * You sure?
 * Your mistake.
 * Death wish, huh?
 * A victory earned / A hard fought battle, that was / I honor my foe.
 * That was a fine fight / I say that due to your skill / Not because I won.
 * Easy.
 * I win.
 * Victorious.
 * Back on your feet.
 * I lost fair and square / Whatever that dumb phrase means / Who loses a square?
 * Well done.
 * Rematch. Now!
 * Surprising.
 * The battle complete / The warriors are equal / Identical skills.
 * A tie? Disappointing.
 * Unexpected.

In Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
 * Hey, this area / Smells vaguely of butts and death / An unpleasant stench. (entering Unassuming Docks)
 * You look troubled, ma'am / Tell me how I may help you / I long for a quest. (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)
 * I care not for cash / Only for the pure combat / That said, I'll buy guns. (entering Hatred's Shadow)

Dropping the Crit
 * Whoops.
 * Dropped it.
 * Darn.
 * Slipped.
 * If only I had five fingers.

In Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre
 * If your love awaits / Why are you standing out here? / Let's save her, stupid. (words of encouragement for Ed)
 * (when tasting whiskey):
 * Ew.
 * Moderately quenching.
 * Delectable.
 * Life is very short / One day you will grow older / And then you will die. (to make the baby cry)
 * Combat is my love / Brutal violence, my partner / I need no one else. (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Zer0's life)
 * A smoking cigar / Is so much less interesting / Than a smoking gun. (when collecting the cigar box)
 * To love one's mother? / An unusual feeling. / You're on your own. (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)
 * (when collecting Stella's wig):
 * I need your blonde wig / For reasons unimportant / May I please have it?
 * I am on a quest / Which requires that blonde wig / So uh, I need it.
 * Sorry about this. / I wanna finish the quest. / Nothing personal.
 * Lubrication is / A means of making things work. / His is grease. Mine? Blood. (when collecting the can of grease)
 * Your wooing tactic / Is completely transparent. / Your neg does not work. (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Zer0 love him)

In Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax


 * Remote charges have / A very long broadcast range / His death came form space. (When finding Axton's assassin)
 * Like the old story / Of he with the waxen wings / Except bloodier (When finding Gaige's assassin)
 * He wanted a break / Now he can rest forever / But who poisoned him? (When finding Maya's assassin)
 * He hangs in the air / The breeze stirring his body / Animate, yet not. (When finding Salvador's assassin)
 * Hyperion scum / Trying to catch a monster / Oh, the irony (When finding Krieg's assassin)
 * I understand it. / A message sent, and received. / Mercy is coming. (When finding Zer0's assassin)

With Handsome Jack's voice
About Handsome Jack's voice Spotting items Getting a Second Wind Getting crippled Killing an enemy Entering Decepti0n Accepting a duel
 * As my voice changes / I cannot help but feel wrong / I sound like a jerk.
 * Now, I have Jack's voice / I truly understand him / He is an asshole.
 * Since I speak as Jack / I know him, inside and out / Which sounds kind of gross.
 * I miss my old voice / I sound like a jackass now / Pun not intended.
 * I found equipment.
 * Beautiful weaponry!
 * Poetic armaments.
 * I feel the Wind.
 * I'm ready!
 * No! Serenety!
 * Good!
 * Fool!
 * Peek-a-boo!
 * Gotcha!
 * Over here!
 * I disappear!
 * Goodbye!
 * Your mistake.
 * I don't think so.
 * Wrong move!