Intelligences of the Artificial Persuasion/Transcript

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Claptrap (if present): I was totally wrong, which is super normal! Do you have an alternate plan to reach the Drakensburg?

Claptrap (if present): My stair-climbing wheel also comes with a free program upgrade that wiped me clean of vertigo, so no!

Athena (if present): Sorry, my mission is to retrieve a military AI.

Athena (if present): I'm not comfortable with this, but... okay.

Athena (if present): Bring 'em on. (needs confirmation; this may be Nisha)

Athena (if present): You promised a military AI core. What's its location?

Claptrap (if present): Greetings, pretty lady! Where's that nifty military AI core you promised?

Skipper: You're looking at it. I used to be military grade, ran this ship when it meant something, until The Bosun reprogrammed me to be his... "companion"

Jack: What?! The hot chick's actually an ex-military AI reprogrammed to be some geek's fake girlfriend?! Sold! Grab the lovely lady and get going!