Maya/Quotes

Borderlands 2

 * Joining a game
 * "Siren here. Nice to meet you all. If anyone tries to capture me, I'll incinerate their brain."
 * "Should we band together, we can survive this. Our enemies will not."
 * "Anyone need a Siren on their side?"
 * "I'm capable of Phaselocking enemies into another dimension where they will die a prolonged, painful death. If that doesn't sound appealing to you, then we have nothing to talk about."


 * Killing an enemy
 * "Looks like my training is paying off!"
 * "That was satisfying, huh?"
 * "Hahaha-*snort*... excuse me... (After killing several enemies in rapid succession)"
 * "You should ALL be running! (After killing several enemies in rapid succession)"
 * "Fear me, bitches! (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)"
 * "You are nothing! (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)"
 * "Just. Give. Up! (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)"
 * "This is the power of a siren! (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)"
 * "You're powerless! (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)"


 * Switching seats
 * "This seat is sticky; why is it sticky?"
 * "May I have that spot?"


 * Hitting an enemy with a vehicle
 * "Roadkill!"
 * "Bye now!"
 * "Moron!"
 * "What was that?"


 * Hitting another vehicle in co-op
 * "pologies!"
 * "ny broken bones?"
 * "I feel the airbag should've inflated."
 * "That was unintentional!"


 * When a vehicle is overturned
 * "Darn it."
 * "Unfortunate."


 * Critical Kill
 * "Criticaaal!"
 * "Strangely satisfying."
 * "Interesting reactions."
 * "Critical (in a low voice)"


 * Phaselocking an enemy
 * "Stay still!"
 * "Stay put!"
 * "Stop struggling!"
 * "You won't enjoy this!"
 * "This will hurt!"
 * "Shut up!"
 * "Quiet!"
 * "Please stop."
 * "You, stop."
 * "Hold it right there!"
 * "Silence!"
 * "Freeze!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "This will end!"
 * "Stop!"


 * Killing an enemy while phaselocked
 * "I love my powers!"
 * "That was awesome!"
 * "Another one down!"
 * "And stay down!"
 * "Bed time!"
 * "Farewell!"
 * "That was interesting!"
 * "You're done!"
 * "So it goes..."
 * "Shhh! Silence."
 * "Bye now."
 * "Cool!"


 * Throwing a grenade
 * "Explosives!"
 * "Explosives out!"
 * "Got somethin' for ya!"
 * "Grenade out!"


 * Spotting items
 * "Wow..."
 * "That is lovely!"
 * "That is beautiful."
 * "Great."
 * "Wow!"
 * "How about that?"
 * "Nice."


 * Comparing items in the menu
 * "Hmm... There's pros and cons to each..."
 * "I've gotta think about this."
 * "Which is superior?"


 * Upon Leveling up
 * "Wisdom is strength."
 * "I feel different."
 * "Always room to improve."
 * "How about that?"
 * "Always more to learn."
 * "Success!"
 * "Better and better."
 * "I feel good!"


 * Killing a Badass
 * "One less badass."
 * "Let's do that again sometime."
 * "That calmed him down some."
 * "Boo-yah!"


 * With Handsome Jack's voice
 * "This is interesting technology. I wonder how it -- oh God, I sound atrocious."
 * "The monks always said to know your enemy like you know yourself, but this voice is officially the creepiest god-damn thing ever. (while idle)"
 * "I've never considered myself an angry person, but if I have to speak with this fascist voice much longer, I will rip out my own voice box and stomp on it. (while idle)"
 * "The silence is (almost threw-up)... oh god, hearing Jack's voice come out of me just made me throw-up in my mouth a little. (while idle)"
 * "Siren here, testing tes...ting -- oh dear, I wanna punch myself in the throat."


 * Spotting a badass
 * "Careful! Badass!"
 * "Stay focused, Badass!"
 * "Look out, Badass!"


 * Idle
 * "I'll never forget what the Head Monk told me right before I left the Abbey: "Child, you have so much left to learn" he said. I imagine he would have continued speaking, had I not pulled the trigger."
 * "This silence reminds me of the Abbey... I hated the god damn Abbey."
 * "Twenty-seven years of training just so I could stare at nothing."
 * "The monks told me to respect silence, to treasure the moments of inaction so that combat could be even more invigorating. Now I truly understand: they didn't know what the HELL they were talking about!"
 * "The impossible has happened. I... am... bored."
 * "Booored..."
 * "(sighs) Oh my God, this is dull."
 * "Through meditation, I see everything: eternity, the whole of existence... aaand right now, it is boring the hell out of me."
 * "I'm all for meditation, but this is ridiculous."
 * "I came to this planet to fight, not to wait."


 * When Crippled
 * "I can make it!"
 * "Now I'm pissed."
 * "Wrong move!"
 * "I won't die here!"
 * "You're moments from death!"
 * "Now I'm angry!"
 * "You'll regret that!"
 * "Big mistake."
 * "I don't think so."
 * "You've made me angry!"


 * Recovery [Kill Revive]
 * "I'm back, bitches!"
 * "No!"
 * "Who's next?"
 * "Now where was I?"
 * "And now, you will fall!"
 * "Wasn't even close!"
 * "Wasn't my time."


 * Issuing a duel request
 * "I'll show you how to fight."
 * "Ever fought a siren before?"
 * "Wanna spar?"
 * "I challenge you!"
 * "Let's duel!"


 * Receiving a duel request
 * "You want to spar?"
 * "A challenge huh?"
 * "A duel then?"
 * "Interesting..."
 * "If you say so..."


 * Losing a Duel
 * "You fought well."
 * "I can see to your skill."
 * "Well played... bitch."
 * "Your skills were superior."
 * "Perhaps next time"


 * Getting a tie
 * "It seems our skills are equal."
 * "Looks like we're evenly matched."
 * "A tie? Interesting."
 * "Well done."


 * Winning a duel
 * "Thanks for the spar."
 * "Don't let it get you down."
 * "How pleasing"
 * "You fought bravely."
 * "I am victorious!"

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

 * "Hm. This area kinda smells like butts and dead people. (entering Unassuming Docks)"
 * "Good morrow, fair maiden. Does something trouble you? (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)"
 * "Whoops. (when the gun slips out her hand)"
 * "Oh, that's bull! I'm REALLY good at picking stuff up! (after breaking her fingers)"
 * "Hmmmmm. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. (when approaching the Dwarven puzzle)"
 * "Uhm...raft. (guessing the puzzle answer)"
 * "Lots and lots of books. And guns. (on what she's going to spend prize money on)"
 * "Fireball!"
 * "Lightning bolt!"
 * "Magic Missile!"


 * Dropping the Crit
 * "Oops."
 * "Crap!"
 * "Damn!"
 * "Son of a..."
 * "WHY is this gun so slippery?"

Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre

 * "I know almost nothing about romance, so please pretend I just said something really inspiring about the power of love. (words of encouragement for Ed)"
 * (when tasting whiskey):
 * "That... was not for me."
 * "Bit better, but -- hic -- not great."
 * "That felt good."
 * "Everyone will tell you small lies, except the people you love, who will tell you large ones. (to make the baby cry)"
 * "There was once an older man. He's dead now, of course. (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Maya's life)"
 * "Romaburn plants don't grow out here -- I'm marginally sure this is just rolled-up human flesh dipped in gasoline. (when collecting the cigar box)"
 * "Pah! No. (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)"
 * (when collecting Stella's wig):
 * "Hey, Junkbot. Stella. Could I borrow that wig?"
 * "Ummm... I still need it for this quest, though."
 * "I'M A COMPLETIONIST. SORRY!"
 * "I really hope he's just using this for maintenance. (when collecting the can of grease)"
 * "It's succeeded in irritating me, if nothing else. (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Maya love him)"

Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax

 * "There's some alcohol. Smells of cologne, and mustaches. (When finding Hammerlock's booze)"
 * "Let's not keep Hammerlock waiting, alright? (When speaking to the Varkid)"
 * "Sorry, son of who? (When Hammerlock says he is going to be sacrificed)"
 * "And that's why you never take orders. If I'm gonna get blown up, I wanna get blown up for my own reasons. (When finding Axton's assassin)"
 * "The impact pattern's not that big. Fall must not have been high enough for him to lose consciousness before hitting the ground. Ugh. (When finding Gaige's assassin)"
 * "Consider yourself lucky. That poison must have worked quickly. I wouldn't have. (When finding Maya's assassin)"
 * "Someone once said, he who sets out on revenge should first dig two graves. That's a stupid-ass quote, revenge is awesome. (When finding Salvador's assassin)"
 * "Poor attempt at faking a suicide, but clearly a doctor's hands at work. (When finding Krieg's assassin)"
 * "What am I, uh... what am I looking at? (When finding Zer0's assassin)"
 * "Dear Siren: though I find your physical attractiveness confusingly repulsive, I feel you will have an important role to play in the coming days. Knowing this, I elected to poison the Siren hunters through various means I shan't go into detail about, suffice to say they involved a beer bottle and a straw made of anthrax. Sincerely, a friend. (Upon completion of the mission)"
 * "Hunh. I'm attractive? (After reading the letter)"