Rough Love/Transcript

(Accept Mission)

Nurse Nina: Nurse Nina need you for love. No, come out wrong! Nina lonely, need partner for love-times. Nina find three, how do you say... suitors. Suitors not know they suitors yet! Take flowers, take love card from table.

(Pick up gifts)

Nurse Nina: Nina send you coordinates, yes? You find suitor number one.

(Approach Meat Head)

Nurse Nina: Ooh, he nice in face. Give chocolate and flowers!

Meat Head: What do you want, Vault Hunter?!

(Give gift)


 * Athena (if present): Nurse Nina wanted me to give these to you.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Take these, they're from Nurse Nina.
 * Nisha (if present): Nurse Nina's got a crush on you! She asked me to give you these.
 * Claptrap (if present): Here, Mr. Meat Head! These are from Nurse Nina! I think she has a thing for ya!
 * Jack2 (if present): Here! These are from Nurse Nina! -- If you can believe it.
 * Aurelia (if present): Nurse Nina fancies you.

Meat Head: Little Nurse Nina? Why, I had no idea! Am I blushing? I'm blushing, aren't I? Tell Nina I'll look her up the next time I'm in town!

Nurse Nina: Now you kill him with ice, see how hot his love run!

Meat Head: What?! Not if I kill first!

(Kill Meat Head)

Nurse Nina: That shame -- he pretty-boy, but too weak. Nina forgot to say: you test suitors too, yes? They tough enough to handle Nina's love, they survive! Now go find suitor number two. Don't forget card and flowers!

(Approach Drongo Bones)

Nurse Nina: He look powerful! Give gifts! Hope no blood on them.

(Give gift)


 * Athena (if present): Nurse Nina's been watching you. She wanted me to give you these.
 * Wilhelm (if present): (missing)
 * Nisha (if present): Nurse Nina's got her eye on you! She asked me to give you these.
 * Claptrap (if present): Hello Mr. Bones! These are from Nurse Nina! She wants to woo you!
 * Jack2 (if present): Uhh... these are from Nurse Nina... if you wanna... take that risk.
 * Aurelia (if present): These are from Nurse Nina, you poor devil, you.

Drongo Bones: From Nina? Lost count of the number of times she patched me up. I always hoped and dreamed, but I neeeever expected --

Nurse Nina: Now! Kill him! Use acid weapon, test how strong love skin is!

Drongo Bones: What the... you're getting DEAD!

(Kill Drongo Bones)

Nurse Nina: Bah! Nina is disappoint. Road of true love not run smooth. It more like dirt track covered in huge rocks.

Nurse Nina: You tough, you kill first two suitors. Maybe Nina need someone like you, yes?

Nurse Nina: No, Nina keep same plan. FInd suitor number three. Don't forget card and flowers! They much money.

(Approach Timber Logwood)

Nurse Nina: Hohohoho! See his hands? Strong! Good! Give gifts!

Timber Logwood: I know you, don't I? I do something for you?

(Give gift)

Timber Logwood: Nurse Nina, eh? Well, tell her that's very sweet and all but I'm not interested.

Nurse Nina: What?! He reject Nina's love? Kill him with fire so he burns in my angry!

Timber Logwood: Ha! I won't go down easy!

(Injure Timber Logwood)

Nurse Nina: Wait! Stop! You no hurt him any more! He's too handsome and strong and his voice make me weak at knees!

Timber Logwood: Nina, you've always been the girl for me! Deadly, strong, and just the right amount of psychotic! I just had to know you were serious! And nothing says commitment like an attempted assassination.

Nurse Nina: You come to Nina. She fix you.

Timber Logwood: I'll be there -- nggggggh -- in a flash, darlin'. Thanks, Vault Hunter. I owe you a debt of gratitude. That delicate petal's been on my mind ever since I first laid eyes on her.

(Turn in)

Nurse Nina: Nina thank Vault Hunter. Maybe YOU find someone special one day and almost kill them.

(Speak to Timber Logwood in Nina's office)

Timber Logwood: Vault Hunter, thanks again for bringing me and Nina together. I've never been so happy -- nghgh. Once my injuries heal, we're going to take things up a notch and get really serious. Can't wait.


 * Athena (if present): Ah, that's... sweet?
 * Wilhelm (if present): (missing)
 * Nisha (if present): I guess when love comes it just bludgeons you together any old way. Congrats.
 * Claptrap (if present): Hey, uh -- does Nina have a sister? Who's also a robot? No? Well, it was a long shot. Best of luck!
 * Jack2 (if present): (missing)
 * Aurelia (if present): Whatever brings you happiness.