Systems Jammed/Transcript

(To Do: Fill in gaps)

Jack: Thanks, kiddo.

(entering Concordia)

Jack: Alright, welcome to Concordia, a craphole if I ever saw one. Find a guy named Huxter -- he's ex-Hyperion, runs the town. (missing lines)

(approaching entry to Concordia)

Custom-Trap: Entry papers -- and make it snappy! CHOP CHOP!

Athena (if present): Are you f**king serious?

Custom-Trap: You're in violation of the Verbal Space Morality Statute. You just got a ticket!

Athena (if present): What the f**k?

Custom-Trap: Oh, you just got another! I love rules. They make me feel powerful! Follow me or you'll get a THIRD ticket!

(meeting Roland and Lilith)

Athena (if present): Hey. Helios is being overrun by freaky Dahl forces. You up for helping me stop the signal that's jamming its systems?

Roland: Hyperion, Dahl, is there a difference?

Lilith: We're on vacation. Together.

Roland: Yeah. SOrry, but we're out of the Vault Hunting game.

Jack: Go talk to Moxxi. Dammit!

Moxxi: So -- Jack sent you, huh? Musta bothered him somethin' awful. No worries, though. It's all in the past. What does he need?

Athena (if present): There's a jamming signal around here that's screwing with Helios's defenses. I need to pull the plug on it. (needs confirmation - might actually be Nisha)

Moxxi: You wanna find a signal? Then you gotta put transmitters on the ECHO towers around town. Get up high. Simple triangulation -- they'll (missing lines)

Crazy Earl: I'll throw 'em in if you take some of this other trash off my hands.