Mordecai/Quotes


 * Entering a game
 * "Sure, I'll join ya, just leave the big game to me."


 * Opening a Chest
 * "So, you want me to share huh?"
 * "I'll just take a gander here..."
 * "Lady Luck, do be kind."
 * "Satisfaction abounds."
 * "Hmm...So many to choose from."
 * "Hm...What do we have here?"
 * "Don't mind if I do."


 * Idle
 * "Sure is great, standing here. I LOVE IT!"
 * "Now that you mention it, I DO love standing here doing NOTHING!!!"
 * "How long you gonna admire that dirt?"


 * Leveling up
 * "Another notch on my rifle."
 * "Can it be? I'm getting even BETTER at this!"
 * "Ah... Another day, another kill."


 * Scoring a Critical Hit
 * "Boom! Hehehehehehe..."
 * "What? You didn't like that?"
 * "Did that hurt?"
 * "Feel it!"


 * Killing a Badass or Boss enemy
 * "So big, so angry, so dead."
 * "Nothing like a challenging kill."
 * "I don't think he liked me...ahahahahaha!"
 * "Another trophy for my wall."
 * "Not bad, not bad."


 * Killing an enemy with Bloodwing
 * "Good boy!"
 * "Someone's getting a treat."
 * "Get 'em Blood!"
 * "You like my pet?"
 * "Give 'em hell, Bloodwing!"
 * "That's my boy!"


 * Killing enemies
 * "You like that?"


 * Running out of ammo
 * "I got no bullets!"
 * "Shit, out of ammo!"
 * "Sonofabitch! Out of ammo!"
 * "Someone give me ammo!"
 * "Out of ammo!"
 * "Damn! No ammo."
 * "I need more ammo."


 * Spawning a Catch-A-Ride vehicle
 * "Let's get our feet out of the dust."
 * "We're going too slow."
 * "Time for a nice, relaxing drive."


 * Request to swap (Gunner/Driver) seats in a vehicle
 * "You can't hit shit!"
 * "Swap with me!"
 * "That's enough for you! Switch seats with me!"


 * Issuing a duel challenge
 * "You looking at Bloodwing? They lookin' at you, Blood?"
 * "C'mon, little girl. Make me laugh."


 * Winning a duel
 * "Nice effort, I guess."
 * "You're lucky I like you, or you'd be Bloodwing's lunch."


 * Getting Crippled
 * "Augh! Why? WWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!? Erugh..."
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEVER DIE!"


 * Reviving an ally
 * "What the Hell's wrong with you? Get UP!"
 * "Don't make me pick you up again!"
 * "Don't slip on your blood getting up. C'mon."
 * "I'm not making enough to watch you fall on your face all day. Get up!"


 * Spotting items
 * "Nice! Check that out!"
 * "Well shit, look at that!"
 * "Look at this!"

Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary
Some of the idle chats are mission related and can't be heard again once the mission in question is completed.
 * While idle
 * "I'm so thirsty. Could really go for a soda right now."
 * "I don't feel SO bad. Maybe I just need some fresh air and sunlight, y'know? But not, like, TOO MUCH sunlight."
 * "When I was near that Dahl mine, I heard some soldiers talking about Crew 1-9-1. Sounds like they were miners and got trapped or something. (scoff) I'd rather be a salad freak than die in the dark."
 * "Who's that? (cough) Oh, it's you. Lo siento, vaquero... I've been hearing, like, a voice? Never mind, it's nothin'."
 * "Can't believe Hector gassed me. When you see him, just shove a vine right up his... well, dealer's choice."
 * "I've got this strange urge to... kill everyone? (cough) But don't worry! I'm cool, amigo."
 * "(cough) An antidote sure sounds nice right about now. But you know what I could really go for? Some pollen. You, uh... you got any?"
 * "Hey, Vault Hunter. (wheezy cough) If I don't make it, find someone to take care of Talon. He seems to like Tina, maybe give that a shot."
 * "Guys, we got a problem. A bee landed on me and now I think we're married."
 * "Feelin' a lot better! I haven't thrown up any seeds in a while."
 * "Did I say some weird stuff about bees? Kinda greened out for the worst of it."
 * "Wish I could've thanked Cassius for saving my life. That was really cool of him, even if he was the one who got me plant-monstered up in the first place."
 * "Thanks for saving my life, Vault Hunter. You know, being half-man half-plant got me thinking. I ain't ready to set down roots. Brick and Tina were talking about heading out on their own. Maybe I should go with them."
 * "Can't believe the Vault Map is gone. Hope Tannis took a picture or somethin'."
 * "Talon's gonna be a she soon. Maybe I'll take her to the Parched Fathoms, let her fly with her own kind for a little while before we head off-planet."