Learning to Love

Learning to Love is the main mission in Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre.

Objectives

 * Collect cigar
 * Collect blonde wig
 * Collect wedding grease
 * Return to Innuendobot
 * Deliver blonde wig gift
 * Deliver box of cigars gift
 * Deliver can of grease gift
 * Kill Innuendobot
 * Spare Innuendobot (cancelled)
 * Waste him
 * TURN IN!

Strategy
Innuendobot 5000 has apparently watched too many romantic comedy vids on the ECHOnet, and now he wants to know true love. For his first request, he asks that you take some cigars from the Hodunk bridesmaids located near Moedown Motel. He then asks for a blonde wig, which you will have to take from the head of Stella the Loader near the distillery. She and her lover Ed won't be happy, so you'll just have to kill them both. Last is some grease, which is found inside the distillery on the path to the pot of gold's former location.

Return to Innuendobot (he'll meet you just outside the distillery) and give him the items so that he can make gift bundles from them, then head to the waypoint and give the blonde wig to Lilah Ann Hodunk. She does not take respond nicely to Innuendobot's come-on. Take the cigars to his second suitor, Nathanial Lynn Zaford, who also declines. Take the final gift to Moxxi, who responds by asking you to kill Innuendobot (despite his attempt to sweet-talk his way out of it).

Completion
Love hurts. Turn in: Moxxi