Lab 19/Transcript

(to do: missing Jack2 quote)

(Accept mission)

Dying Scientist: We tried to recreate it... too powerful... you have to stop it! Go to Lab 19...


 * Athena (if present): Is that a tentacle?
 * Wilhelm (if present): The hell's that? A tentacle?
 * Nisha (if present): A tentacle? Cool.
 * Claptrap (if present): A tentacle? Ew!
 * Jack2 (if present): What the HELL is that -- is that a TENTACLE?!
 * Aurelia (if present): Ohhhh. That's disgusting and AWESOME.

Jack: Oh, yeah, you like that? Got it from Pandora after... it's classified. But yeah. Pretty awesome.

(Pick up ECHO)

Dying Scientist: Rghhh... guh... why did we try to play God? WHY?! Urghhhh...


 * Athena (if present): That's an ominous thing to say.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Drama queen.
 * Nisha (if present): Fun last words.
 * Claptrap (if present): That was foreshadow-riffic!
 * Jack2 (if present): Great. This -- this sounds, just... great.
 * Aurelia (if present): Solid last words. Top marks.

Nakayama: Wait -- are you looking for Lab 19? Lab 19 holds a horrible secret -- a cloned behemoth of my own creation! I've kept its existence a secret, even from Jack! DON'T unleash it! FOR REALSIES!

(Use console)


 * Athena (if present): What's behind that curtain?
 * Wilhelm (if present): The hell's behind that curtain?
 * Nisha (if present): What's behind the curtain? Somethin' gruesome?
 * Claptrap (if present): Hmm. I am very curious to know what's behind that curtain!
 * Jack2 (if present): Hmmmm... what's THAT curtain hiding?
 * Aurelia (if present): I presume something turgidly important is behind this curtain?

(Enter lab)


 * Athena (if present): What's this lab for?
 * Wilhelm (if present): What's the deal with this lab?
 * Nisha (if present): So, what goes on in this joint?
 * Claptrap (if present): So what's the purpose of THIS lab?
 * Jack2 (if present): Sooooo, what goes on in this place?
 * Aurelia (if present): What's this lab all about? Something macabre, I hope.

Tassiter: Vault Hunters, the Hyperion corporation is not responsible for whatever you unleash! Do NOT put our space station at risk!

Jack: Ah, screw those guys. Open up the thingy.

(Use console)

Hyperion: Please input authentication code. Authenticator code can be found elsewhere on the R&D level. Warning. The authentication code changes on a regular timer. Find the code, then quickly punch it in.

(Code changes)

Hyperion: Authentication code has expired. Please enter new authentication code.

(Approach code)

Jack: Just shoot the dials to input the combination.

(Input correct code)


 * Athena (if present): That wasn't so difficult.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Woah, that actually worked?
 * Nisha (if present): Not bad, Nisha. Not bad.
 * Claptrap (if present): I am a GENIUS!
 * Jack2 (if present): (missing)
 * Aurelia (if present): There we are.

Nakayama: I cloned this monstrosity myself. It is a perfect replica of the creature that terrorized Pandora... THE DESTROYER!


 * Athena (if present): It's very small.
 * Wilhelm (if present): That little-ass thing?
 * Nisha (if present): That tiny thing?
 * Claptrap (if present): Awww! He's kinda cute!
 * Jack2 (if present): He, um... SUPPOSED to be that small?
 * Aurelia (if present): Oh, dear, it's adorable! It's small, it's one of a kind... I simply MUST kill it!

Nakayama: I'm not super good at math.

Jack: Oh, for the love of -- just kill the stupid thing, will you?

(Kill Destroyer)

Jack: You know, that thing woulda actually been pretty damn useful if it hadn't been the size of a friggin' thimble. Whatever, just come back whenever you're ready.

Jack: Hey, you should make that Nakaranga-whatever guy pay you for cleaning up his stupid mess. Oh, I hate that Nakawhatever guy so much.

Nakayama: You didn't die! I'm happy. Super happy. Jack likes you better than me. It's... awesome.

(Turn in)

Nakayama: My bad.