Nakayama-rama/Transcript

Accepting Mission
Claptrap: Know thy enemy minion! If you're gonna take down Professor Nakayama, you'll do well to learn everything you can about him! I think the tool lost some of his audio diaries -- go find 'em!

ECHO #1
Professor Nakayama: Oh. My. God. Today...Handsome Jack talked to me. I was sent to his Turbo-Mansion to deliver some Eridium and...oh, the sound of his voice. Such wisdom, such handsomeness. I can't remember exactly what he said -- something about how he'd strangle me if I didn't break eye contact with him -- but -- hnnnnng! I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE.

ECHO #2
Professor Nakayama: (sobbing) I AM THE SADDEST MAN ALIVE. Handsome Jack is dead! Some Vault Hunters killed him in cold blood. I will make it my life's work to bring Handsome Jack back, and kill the Vault Hunters who slew him. This is my vow! ... Oh, Handsome Jack loved making vows --.

ECHO #3
Professor Nakayama: I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE. I'm gonna clone Jack using a fearsome beast, then use THAT beast to kill the Vault Hunter! The Terminus is about to touch down in Aegrus, and --.

Terminus: Alert. Autopilot disengaged.

Professor Nakayama: Are we crashing? Why are we crashing?!

Claptrap: My bad!

ECHO #4
Professor Nakayama: I AM THE MOST AMBIVALENT MAN ALIVE. We just crashed on Aegrus, my plan is (set) in motion, and the Vault Hunter just arrived. Un-frigging-fortunately, however, the Vault Hunter survived every attempt I've made to kill him, which, uh, kinda makes me kinda nervous. But just keep it together -- just think like Jack. What would Jack do? What would Jack do?

End of Mission
Claptrap: We're gonna wreck this professor guy!