No Hard Feelings/Transcript

(Vault Hunter kills Tundra Patrol bandit and picks up his ECHO ...)

Will the Bandit: If you're hearing this, you just killed me. And let me just say: no hard feelings. Before you wasted me, I kept my best guns in my garage. Considering how badass you must be to have blown me away, I'd say you deserve 'em. I know this sounds like some sorta... trap, but you're just gonna have to trust me."

(Vault Hunter proceeds to the location indicated by Will's ECHO. Weapon crate emerges from and when Vault Hunter opens it ...)

Will the Bandit: TRAP! HA-HA, I LIED! NOBODY KILLS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! NOBODY!

(A group of bandits shows up and attacks. After dispatching them, Vault Hunter approaches the chest ...)

Will the Bandit: You suck.