Maurice/Quotes

Broken Hearts Day

 * When a heart gets broken:
 * A heart broken. A shivering smile.
 * A heart breaks, and Maurice salivates.
 * Yes! Break their hearts like a rotten bone!
 * One more broken heart for Maurice!
 * Yes. YES! Yes.
 * Yes... another heart broken. Delicious.
 * Yes! You will break their hearts!
 * Maurice hears the sound of another heart breaking. A symphony to his listening-teeth!
 * Maurice hopes his own heart will be broken with such artistry... someday.
 * You will show them their own hearts, broken and weeping before them.
 * You are the heartbreaker, Maurice the heart taker. They go into the bag...
 * Another broken heart. Maurice is seriously pleased.


 * Achievements:
 * What purpose has a heart but to shatter, releasing its heady wine? Only that. Maurice was being poetic. You will receive... a gift. (In It For The Candy achievement)
 * More hearts broken. Maurice will start a collection, and achingly beautiful menagerie of shattered love. You will receive... a gift. (You Make My Heart Sting achievement)
 * All these hearts broken... Maurice needs a larger bag to hold them. And perhaps more waterproof. You will receive... a gift. (I Shoo-Shoo-Shoot You achievement)
 * You produce a thunderous wave of ardent anguish. If he drowns in your heartbreak hurricane you will know that Maurice's last thoughts were of you. You will receive... a gift! (Nix Your Heart achievement)
 * Maurice thinks the stars grow dim. Have you broken even their hearts? If you will halt the beat of the very universe, Maurice will be there to scream exultation for your victory. You will receive... a gift! (Terminally Lovesick achievement)