Spyware Who Came in from the Cold/Transcript

(to do: Claptrap's and Jack2's quote)

(Approach HON3Y-POT)

HON3Y-POT: Ah, zolotse! There you are my little pussy tiger! Come to meeee! Come!

HON3Y-POT: Zolotse! Here I am! Did you bring me my mittens?

HON3Y-POT: Why do you spurn me, my sweet? I have the tickets you ask me to get.

(Accept mission)

HON3Y-POT: Yes, I love you so much too my little, tork-whisker! I have gift for you, you like very much. Gift is cheap. Is deal?

(Pay 200 Moonstones)

HON3Y-POT: Excellent. I try to complete Alpha Mission, look for long time in tundra, but find nothing. I quit -- desktop gig better than this! Take code and find mission equipment stash.


 * Athena (if present): Umm... okay.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Yeah. Thanks. Babe.
 * Nisha (if present): Sure, okay.
 * Claptrap (if present): (missing)
 * Jack2 (if present): (missing)
 * Aurelia (if present): Odd sort of machine.

HON3Y-POT: Wait! You're not my contact! Dammit, you can't trust anyone.