Freddie/Quotes


 * I'm thinking about updating my wardrobe, but... I dunno, this outfit's kind of awesome. What do you think? Is there any logical reason I should change my style? Anything? Literally, all I need is ONE word from you. --Say no more. My threads stay. I like your style Vault Hunter, but more than that, I like that you like MY style.


 * So, you're Vault Hunter, huh? I kinda figured you'd be... I dunno, more stylish. Sunglasses, Dionysian shirt, fanny pack, you know, that kind of thing. I mean, not that you're not cool!Just, you know. You'd be cooler. I'm telling you this as a friend. (to Zane)


 * Eating, drinking, sleeping, breathing, aging, FEELING--I get sick of it! You ever have an existential crisis? It's the pits! Freddie's feelin' low right now.


 * The impound lot's not such a bad place. Lotta VIP ships there. Digby Vermouth, his ship called "The Neon Fury". Now THAT'S a flashy ride. Got more zip than a Hyperion storage server.


 * I'm one of those people who no one wants to be friends with. Probably 'cause I'm great! Yeah, that's it. This one ain't on Freddie!


 * Question. Do. You. Dance? I've benn tryin' to get a crew together. The feral claptraps, they're not bad--but they DO try to kill you while they dance. Anyway, brush up on those moves, because once we get to the Tower and the clubs are open again, you and I are gonna hit the town!


 * People say the Mayor of Trashlantis is some kinda big-shot fashion guy, but I've never seen him wear a single fanny pack! So how stylish can he be, really?


 * Now that you've been here a while. On three, let's both say our favorite part of being trapped in a casino with thousands of greedy murderous psychopaths. One, two, three! --Yeah, I got nothin' either. I was kind hoping you saw something I didn't.


 * It's hard to say who's good and who's bad in this casino. Morality... it's kinda like luck. It changes hands so quick, you wonder if you ever had it to begin with.


 * About Pretty Boy. Is he a monster? Yeah, most humans are animals anyway. And a monster's just an animal who knows what he's doing! Think about that, all right?


 * There hasn't been a good heist in the casino in months! Not since Jimmy Aces stole a tongue from Tommy Two-Tongues. Which was ironic, because Tommy didn't have two tongues, we just called him that since he could sing so good. Not much singin' these days, though.