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(Entering Washburne Refinery)

Herbert: I can reguild the last part of the compass, but I'll need some samples of poly-kryten. Once you get those, I can rebuild the key, and give it to Scarlett, and it'll help her find where the treasure is buried and she'll marry me and we'll have a hundred babies and I'll never die. It'll be perfect.

(Collecting one piece of poly-kryten)

Herbert: Yes -- just a few more bits of poly-cryten. I've studied the lost treasures of the sands for many months now; I'll rebuild the compass. For her.

(Collecting another piece of poly-kryten)

Herbert: You know, I bet Scarlett's gettin' lonely. Yep -- I'm pret-ty sure she regrets kicking me out to the Rustyard.

(Collecting another piece of poly-kryten)

Herbert: You've almost got enough poly-kryten. Once I give you that last piece of the compass, you'll need to combine all four pieces and take them to the Magnys Lighthouse. That is where you will find the burial place of the Lost Treasure of the Sands.

(Collecting the final piece of poly-kryten)

Herbert: Greatgreatgreat! That's enough! Come back and I'll forge the replacement compass piece for you!

(Giving the poly-kryten to Herbert)

Herbert: And this goes here... and tighten that... cutt that down just a hair... aha! Here you go! The last piece of the compass! Now give that to Scarlett, along with the tapes. And she'll love me again. And if she doesn't, I'll follow hew, and I'll smell her, and I'll just MAKE her love me! Ahahahahaha!

Captain Scarlett: You got the compass piece? Great. Now, give Herbert that little gift I gave you, then come on back.

(Giving Herbert the gift)

Herbert: A gift?! From SCARLETT?! I knew it! I KNEW she cared! AHAHA!

(After gift explodes)

Captain Scarlett: Oh sorry about that, Herbert. Oh -- I forgot to mention you were carrying a rather large BOMB around with you, didn't I? Many apologies.