A Match Made on Pandora

Fun Sun and Guns is the main mission in Sir Hammerlock Vs. the Son of Crawmerax.

Objectives

 * Talk to Moxxi
 * Find preacher
 * Follow Moxxi
 * Talk to couple
 * Create love potion
 * Find something borrowed and new
 * Take baby
 * Kill Hodunk villagers
 * Find something old
 * Break into distillery
 * Talk to robot
 * Stay near robot
 * Find something gold
 * Destroy BLNG Loader
 * Pick up love potion
 * Return baby
 * Attend the wedding
 * Spike punch with love potion
 * Kill bride
 * Kill groom
 * TURN IN!

Strategy
Upon arrival, follow the path to Innuendobot's Rectory, where Mad Moxxi and Innuendobot 5000 explain the objective. Moxxi wants the Vault Hunters' help in bringing a truce between the warring Zaford and Hodunk clans by marrying a pair of Goliaths (one from each clan), though Ellie chimes in from the ECHO saying that it'll be a bad idea since two united clans will only kill them faster.

Follow the path to the first waypoint, where the Goliaths are arguing. Moxxi decides to make them more romantic by mixing up a love potion, but she needs "something new, something old, something borrowed, something gold". Ellie marks the location of something that will cover half the things on the list.

Near the couple, there is also a white-colored fish in a bucket next to a fishing pole. Taking the fish and using it with the fishing pole will pull up a large Feeler Thresher named Sigmund. This is part of an optional mini-quest in which you must fish for five unique threshers and mount their hides in order to open a red treasure chest (which is just across the bridge).

Ellie's waypoint goes into Moedown Motel, where the Hodunk clan is guarding the couple's baby, a Midget Goliath. The clan turns hostile once you "borrow" the baby, so wipe them out. There is also green Thresher bait in a bucket next to the baby's van, which is used to fish for a Thresher named Ikaroa.

Moxxi now needs something old, and some aged whiskey from the Zafords' The front gate is locked and a JNK Loader named Ed mourns outside for his lover Stella. Talk to Ed to encourage him into busting open the gate. The Zafords will not be pleased and will attack, so stay near Ed until he reaches a crack in the wall and busts it open. While the Loaders enjoy their time, go over to the caskets and sip them (getting amusing comments from the Vault Hunters) until you find the one Moxxi needs.

Ed opens up a door heading deeper into the distillery, where a pot of gold sits. Follow the path to the left and upstairs. Past an Ammo Dump machine is a large fuel tank where blue Thresher bait (to catch the Thresher Moby) is hidden behind. As soon as you approach the pot of gold it turns into a BLNG Loader and runs off into the distillery. Follow and destroy it, then collect its head and the purple bait (for catching Fire Crak'n) it drops.

With all the ingredients collected, go to the mixer and follow Moxxi's instructions. Once the love potion is mixed, head back to the Rectory and drop off the baby with Moxxi, then follow the waypoint to Love's Lookout. The Goliaths are still arguing, but once they take a sip of the love potion, their moods improve and they take off their helmets to kiss... before attacking everybody in sight.

You now must kill the Happy Couple while the Hodunks and Zafords are firing at you, making this a rough fight. Like all Goliaths, the Happy Couple will keep getting stronger as they kill more enemies, so it is important to kill them quickly. When one of the newlyweds is killed, the other will run up and revive them. You must kill them both within a very short time-frame of each other or the fight will never end. Once all is done, gather their dropped orange bait (to summon Rue the Love Thresher) and visit Moxxi to Turn In.

Completion
Turn in: Moxxi

Ah, young love.