Land Among the Stars/Transcript

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(Accepting mission)

Springs: I need you to help me make some inspirational posters.

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(reaching jump pad)

Springs: I've set up a bunch of cameras at the apex of your jump. I justneed you to get airborne and say something inspirational.

Athena (if present): Uhhh...

Springs: Sorry -- "say something inspirational, y'all."

(Jumping on pad)

Athena (if jumping): Uh, the sky's the limit? Or something?

Springs: Alright, cool, This time, I'll throw up a couple of targets. Try to shoot them before you land and it'll make for an even better poster. And say something inspirational again.

(Jumping and shooting targets)

Athena (if jumping): Um... always hit what you aim at?

Springs: Good, good! Now, big finale time. Get into the air, then slam down on that pressure pad by crouching. Then, say something cool and look as badass as possible.

(Jumping and performing a gravity slam)

Athena (if jumping): Athena, out.

Springs: Alright, that was cool. Now turn on the printer, and it should spit out your posters.

(After printing posters)

Springs: Lovely stuff! Come on back.

(Turning mission in)

Springs: There was no film in the cameras! Just kidding. Joke. Don't freak out.