User blog:Bukkithead/What I would do if I were a sysop on Borderlands Wiki.

Goals:

Crouch - 13:49

Defoe - 65:18 PURPLE TEXT FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
 * To brutally murder all instances of horrific grammar and spelling. Yes, I will comply with your filthy American dialect. Bad formatting and other derps should also be annihilated.
 * To continue the struggle against unsigned posts and tilde neglect.
 * To ensure every new user is given a goodie bag full of happy things.
 * To dig up as much dirt on Dr. F as possible. You'd be surprised what I know.