Digistructed Madness: Round 3/Transcript

(Accept mission)(one of these at random)

H010-TP: If you'll return to the arena, I will reset your simulation for you!

H010-TP: Excuse me, could you help me with something? I want you to go in there and press that holo-button. It may or may not start an epic fight.

H010-TP: One more time! Go, and fight with FEELING!

Gaige: How about that, D.T.? You're descended sort-of from a badass military AI!

Deathrap: (happy purr)

Gaige: Lilith said something about the Guardians being robots too! Is that true?

Athena: Yes. From what we know about them, the Eridian Guardians are biomechanical constructs -- perhaps made in the image of the Eridians themselves -- but not flesh and blood.

Axton: That's weird. Speaking of robo-lutionary designs though, how 'bout those Dahl powersuits? Imagine if I could mount my turret on top of one of THOSE babies!

Athena: The Lost Legion was well outfitted and well led. Zarpedon was NOT an unworthy adversary.

(Before pressing button) (note: these play randomly)

H010-TP: That button is on loan from the Torgue Corporation -- it may or may not explode when used!

H010-TP: You'll need to start the simulation from inside the arena. There's a holo-button -- you need to do to it what you usually do to buttons.

H010-TP: There's a holo-button that starts the round, and there is an invisible button that produces pastries! You'll have to figure out which one is which. But I bet you want the glowing one!

H010-TP: Don't ask what happened the LAST time someone pushed that button -- it was messy! But you'll be fine. Probably.

H010-TP: I dare go no further! Inside, you will find a spectacularly holographic device, which you must push to begin your fantastically holographic simulation! Godspud, Vault Hunter.

(Press button)

Axton: Hey Athena -- who was that Gladstone guy again?

Athena: He was one of the four scientists we rescued. We needed their help to steal back the Helios Station defenses.

(Free four scientists)

H010-TP: Once you get those guys to the Sunshine Zone, I can happily extract them from the Holodome!

(Press escape button)

H010-TP: MY BAD! I could have SWORN that was the ray of sunshine, not the death ray!

(Survive 5 waves)

H010-TP: Good job! Return to me and I'll have the next simulation primed and ready!

(Turn in)

H010-TP: Remember: return to me and get a reward!