Boomshakalaka/Transcript

(Approach Dunks)

Dunks Watson: This is gonna be EPIC! People will sing SONGS about this slammajam!

Tog: Uh, the kid's got spirit, but it'll all be for nothin' if he can't find a ball!

(Accept quest)

Dunks Watson: GAME TIME! I'm fixing to perform the most badassinest slam dunk in the history of the game, but I lost my lucky ball. Could you find it for me?

(Approach ball, fight Lunatics)

Tog: Looks like the Vault Hunter's bullets are making a full-court press into that bad guy's face!

Dunks Watson: That's how you play the game, friend. You gotta go hard, take it to the hole, and get what's yours.

(Pick up ball)

Tog: The Vault Hunter found your ball, Dunks!

Dunks Watson: Excellent play. Team effort. Bring it back here and we'll take this game to the next level.

(Deliver ball)

Dunks Watson: Now it's time to slam AND jam.

Tog: Dunks is lining up. Let's see if he can get the height he needs to perform what scientists have dubbed, "The Ultimate Slam Dunk".

Dunks Watson: Let's do this.

Dunks Watson: BASKETBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

Athena (if present): Uhh...

Wilhelm (if present): Uhh...

Nisha (if present): Heh-heh.

Claptrap (if present): He really believed in himself!

Jack2 (if present): Yeeeeah. So. He's gone.

Aurelia (if present): Hah!

Tog: Dunks Watson has jumped SO high he broke Elpis's gravitational pull! A truly monumentous day for b-ball, any way you put it.

(Turn in)

Tog: With Dunks gone, we'll need a new athlete to show the world their stuff!