Hot Head/Transcript

(to do: missing Jack2 quote)

(Accept mission)

Jack: There's an employee up here named Dean -- dude's got some anger problems and I'd bet the moon douchebags aren't improving that. I locked his ass in a closet somewhere around here. Find him, and calm him down, will ya, before he decides to join the Lost Legion or something.

(Approaching closet)

Dean: RRRRRGH! HATE! HATE! HAAATE!

(Open door)

Dean: HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS I DON'T LIKE! PEOPLE! MOVIES! KISSING! BEING STUCK IN THIS CLOSET!

Dean: I COMPLAIN ABOUT CASTING DECISIONS FOR MOVIES I HAVEN'T SEEN YET!

Jack: Just talk to him, see if you can get him to calm down.

(Talking)

Dean: WHEN I'M NOT GOOD AT VIDEOGAMES I TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON PEOPLE AROUND ME!

Dean: I AM EASILY UPSET!

Dean: IF WE ARE PLAYING A BOARD GAME AND YOU START WINNING I WILL FRIGGIN' CUT YOU!


 * Athena (if present): Jack wants you to calm down.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Shut up already.
 * Nisha (if present): Cool your jets, kid.
 * Claptrap (if present): Please lower your anger rating by at least fifty percent!
 * Jack2 (if present): (missing)
 * Aurelia (if present): Calm thyself, little boy.

Dean: JACK IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL LESS GOOD LOOKING AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!

Jack: Pff, I dunno. There's gotta be some way to cool that guy off.

Dean: NO! JACK LEFT ME HERE AND DOESN'T PAY VERY WELL, AND NOW YOU WILL SUFFER MY VERBAL WRATH!

Dean: I HATE BOOKS!

Dean: I DON'T LIKE MOST THINGS!

Dean: IF SOMEONE LIKES SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE I WANT TO DROPKICK THEIR ASPIRATIONS!

Dean: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE SOMETHING I LIKE I WANT TO PUNCH THEIR EXTENDED FAMILY!

Dean: RRRRRGH! HATE! HATE! HAAATE!

Dean: SO ANGRY! SO, SO, SO, SO ANGRY!

(Freezing Dean)

Dean: Don't worry, I'm cool.

(Turn in)

Dean: Don't worry, I'm cool.