Clan War: Zafords vs. Hodunks/Transcript

Ellie: Sounds like the Zafords and the Hodunks are rarin' for a final showdown, and you get to choose who wins. Get out there before the fightin' starts -- you don't wanna miss the fun!

(Mission objectives update: Go to showdown)

Mick Zaford: Boyo! We're finally gonna finish off these Hodunks for good! Come meet us by the Lynchwood train station!

Tector Hodunk: Hey, buddy! We got the Zafords in our crosshairs out by the Lynchwood train station! Come meet us, and we can end this clan feud for good!

Ellie: Only one gang is gonna survive this -- your choice as to who. Once the shootin' starts, just blast away at whichever side annoys ya the most. And be careful -- once the fight's started, you cain't leave until one of the families is dead.

(Vault Hunter arrives to the Lynchwood train station.)

Mick Zaford: Ah, me faithful soldier. Here to help me wipe out these rednecks, are ya?

Jimbo Hodunk: (confused old coot gibberish)

Tector Hodunk: The hell do you mean, YOUR soldier? They's with us!

Mick Zaford: My wart-covered fanny they is!

Tector Hodunk: We ain't sittin' for more Zaford lies! Time to END THIS!"

(Mission objectives update: Eradicate the Hodunks -OR- Eradicate the Zafords)

Mick Zaford: Enough of this! Shoot Tector!

Tector Hodunk: Hell with that! Shoot Mick!

Mick Zaford: Screw you! Shoot those Hodunk bastards!

Tector Hodunk: No, shoot the Zafords!

Mick Zaford: They crashed me boy's wake!

Tector Hodunk: They burned our homes to the ground!

Mick Zaford: Shoot him!

Tector Hodunk: Shoot HIM!

(Vault Hunter makes his choice and attacks the Hodunks ...)

Jimbo Hodunk: (furious old coot gibberish)

Tector Hodunk: Paw says DIE!

(The Hodunks got eradicated.)

Mick Zaford: I knew you was a Zaford in the end. Let's talk.

(Mission objectives update: TURN IN!)

(Vault Hunter turns in the mission to Mick Zaford.)

Mick Zaford: Ya done a good thing today, mate. This here's a family heirloom -- use it well.

-OR-

(Vault Hunter makes his choice and attacks the Zafords ...)

Mick Zaford: You two-faced son of a slag! You won't live ta regret that!

(The Zafords got eradicated.)

Jimbo Hodunk: (unintelligible gibberish)

(Mission objectives update: TURN IN!)

(Vault Hunter turns in the mission to Jimbo Hodunk.)

Jimbo Hodunk: (proud old coot gibberish).