User blog:Dr. Clayton Forrestor/Borderlands Haiku 2.0

=what is haiku 2.0?= rules are as follows:
 * 1) 7 3 7 (syllables or no)
 * 2) one line has to include a cliche or meme
 * 3) must be agressive, abusive and/or insulting

example
we want seven words asshole. got that schmuck. no more & no less, done deal.

why is folks so dumb, i mean? what the fuck? cant we all just get along?

2nd opinion

 * don't think you've got enough time
 * I don't poems
 * Or grammar. Why u undo me, fag? )From our very own nohara laddies & germs. Give him a hand!(

example re: blands
moxxi's got nice curves n'est–ce pas? for a MILF? if you know what ahm sayin.

2nd opinion
)Also from the lovely and talented NOhara24 High-five! No one?(
 * you just get your murder on
 * slash facepalm
 * Hemorhoids wrapped in bacon

=Your Turn=