User blog:CrimsonComedian/Moxxi and Scooter

Just to make sure everyone is up to speed, Moxxi is Scooter's mom. The real question is "Who is Scooter's dad?" Did one of Moxxi's husbands father the grease monkey? Was Scooter born out of wedlock? Let me hear your theories.

On to the topic of Moxxi's age. She has a grown son. Therefore, she must be much older than she appears to be. Exactly how old is she? What's her secret to her youthful appearance? Is she a complete train wreck without all that makeup? Has she had plastix surgery? Again, theories.