Kill Meg/Transcript

Kill Meg:

(Accept mission)

Nakayama: I MIGHT have made a teeny tiny genetic abomination who is living in the trash compactor, and it MAY grow larger from feeding on excrement and eventually kill everyone. Wanna go handle that?

(Approach trash compactor)

Nakayama (with full mouth): I've -- sorry, I skipped lunch -- I've shut down the trash compactor's hourly crushing. You'll be fine... so long as nobody tosses in any new trash.

(Press button)

Nakayama: Oops, heh -- did you fall? Probably should have warned you, heh-heh... my bad.

(Drop down)

Nakayama: There she is -- kill her!

(While fighting)

Nakayama: She's --sorry, just a sec... oh my GOD I just threw my burger in the trash, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

(Kill Meg)

Nakayama: Ohhhh, thank GOODNESS. I was so scared for you. I've got a lot of empathy. Basically a superpower. Anyway, come on back. Let me open the door for you.

(Ride elevator)

Nakayama: You're in the gun shop? I don't think Jack would mind if you grabbed a couple pieces of gear -- you've earned it, and he REALLY likes both of us, so, you know.

(Approach door to Harren Lockup)

Nakayama: I hear you! IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR I WILL CONTINUE TO BE TERRIFIED!


 * Athena (if present): It's Athena.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Open up or I'll break it down.
 * Nisha (if present): The chick who saved your ass.
 * Claptrap (if present): Fragtrap, reporting for duty.
 * Jack2 (if present): It's Jack! Basically.
 * Aurelia (if present): Lady Aurelia Hammerlock. Adventurer, tycoon, and stone-cold bitch.

(Turn in)

Nakayama: Sorry I almost killed you, heh. Friends?


 * Athena (if present): No.
 * Wilhelm (if present): No.
 * Nisha (if present): Nah.
 * Claptrap (if present): Nope!
 * Jack2 (if present): Mmmmmm -- no.
 * Aurelia (if present): No, I don't think so.