Shiv-Spike

Shiv-Spike is a radio operator on the Buccaneer's Bacchanal. Unfortunately for Shiv-Spike, he has posed something of an annoyance to the crew of the Buccaneer's Bacchanal, and so Captain Scarlett has ordered his execution. Mercer, the ship's cook, has lashed him to a plank with the intention of feeding him to sand worms, but Shiv-Spike also smells like the inside of a dead skag so even the sand worms won't eat him. The only remaining solution is for Shiv-Spike to be smeared in a condiment to mask the stench, and thus an expedition for such a substance ensues.