User blog:Greywolft/Of all the Boneheaded things to do.....

I'm currently playing Mordecai PT 2 and have been on the lookout for a Sniper Rifle with an actual long Range scope, you know for Sniping from FAR away? Not an easy feat as it turns out. I finally find a Atlas Cyclops in one of the Vending machine's Deal of the Day slots. At exactly this moment my Wife walks in with our puppy pack trailing behind her. Now as anyone with a couple of dogs can tell you, If you are out of their sight for more than an hour, when they next see you there is a frantic welcoming ritual they must perform to show how VERY much they missed you. This involves much jumping, dancing in circles,licking of any part of you they can reach, etc.. In short,a chaotic whirlwind of puppy exuberance and love.

Now being as I'm in the vending machine I'm not worried about missing the deal since as long as I stay in the machine it will stay available even after the timer reaches 0:00. So I pay them the attention they so forcefully shower me with and help my wife carry stuff in from the car. I begin to tell my wife about this great gun I found, she's been listening to me gripe about the gods of loot and their insistence on giving me nothing but 1.8x scopes or lower, so she'll know mission accompl....

What was that?

All you hear is "Noooo I never die!!!!!"

/facepalm

I forgot the one thing that could make me miss this opportunity. the RB button. Yup that's right my adoring pack of pups blew me to hell with my own grenade. I think they managed to release bloodwing as well, but I was too dumbfounded to really remember. So moral of the story? Never let your dogs control your character and ALWAYS jump at the chance to get something you've been searching for cause ya never know how long it's there.