The Vaughnguard/Transcript

Vaughn: "Vault Hunter! Could you help me out with a recruitment drive?"

"So, that attack pretty much killed or mutated my whole clan, the Helios Hellions. Could you show the bandits in the area that we're the best by, y'know, slaying enemy bandit leaders and staking claim to their territory? Basic stuff."

Vaughn: "That's a real let down. There were some tough ol' bastards in the crew... But hey! Comes with the territory, right? Bandit liiiife!"

Vault Hunter picks up Vaughn's flags.

Vaughn: "Here you go. Fly our colors over your victories so everyone knows it was us!"

Vault Hunter goes to, clears out the first bandit camp and places the flag on the mast.

Vaughn: "That's the spot! Now raise the flag so everyone knows this is our turf now!"

Bandit Chief 1: "This is our turf!"

Vaughn: "Defend the flag, Vault Hunter!"

Vault Hunter kills Bandit Chief.

Vaughn: "Oh, you killed that guy so hard! On to the next one!"

Vault Hunter moves to the second bandit camp and places the flag on the mast.

Vaughn: "You know the drill! Fly that flag!"

Bandit Chief 2: "You ain't claimin' MY territory!"

Vault Hunter kills Bandit Chief.

Vaughn: "Great! We already got some recruits showing up! Come on back, we need to initiate you too!"

Vault Hunter returns to The Backburner.

Vaughn: "Look at all these recruits! Fantastic. Now it's time for the initiation. Climb up there and follow my instructions!"

Vault Hunter climbs up the platform and joins the recruits.

Vaughn: "Recruits! I... am the mighty bandit-king, Vaughn!"

Recruit 1: "Woo."

Vaughn: "Good effort, Jerry. Being a bandit means being tough as nails! Prove you've got what it takes by leaping off that thing! Vault Hunter, show 'em how it's done!"

Vault Hunter jumps down off the platform.

Recruit 1: "Well... if they can do it, so can I!"

Recruit 1: "Yeah! They're not tougher than me!"

Recruits jump down off the platform and get killed on impact.

Vaughn: "Cooool. (nervous laughter) Looks like they put the fall in trust fall! Heh."

Vaughn: "Wow, well, I am proud to welcome you to my new clan, The Vaughnguard! It's just you, though. Uh, you're the only survivor, but I guess one new clanmate is better than none, right? Anyway! Welcome to the clan! Here's your goodie bag!"