Digistructed Madness: Round 5/Transcript

(Accept mission)(one of these at random)

H010-TP: If you'll return to the arena, I will reset your simulation for you!

H010-TP: Excuse me, could you help me with something? I want you to go in there and press that holo-button. It may or may not start an epic fight.

H010-TP: One more time! Go, and fight with FEELING!

(Before pressing button) (note: these play randomly)

H010-TP: That button is on loan from the Torgue Corporation -- it may or may not explode when used!

H010-TP: You'll need to start the simulation from inside the arena. There's a holo-button -- you need to do to it what you usually do to buttons.

H010-TP: There's a holo-button that starts the round, and there is an invisible button that produces pastries! You'll have to figure out which one is which. But I bet you want the glowing one!

H010-TP: Don't ask what happened the LAST time someone pushed that button -- it was messy! But you'll be fine. Probably.

H010-TP: I dare go no further! Inside, you will find a spectacularly holographic device, which you must push to begin your fantastically holographic simulation! Godspud, Vault Hunter.

(Press button)

Gaige: That's when you got to the Vault, right?

Athena: Sure.

Gaige: So... Vaults can pretty much have anything inside of them.

Athena: It seems that way. This one held knowledge, a terrible secret that I wish had never been discovered.

Gaige: Pssht, the Warrior? We killed the f**k out of that thing!

Axton: Watch your damn language, young lady! So, you think Zarpedon should have destroyed the moon, and the Vault with it?

Athena: ... No. While it is tempting to think that destroying the Vault was the right path, I believe it was just the easiest.

Gaige: the easy way isnt always the right way, is it, D.T.?

Deathtrap: (sad but supportive chirp or coo)

(Install Vault key piece)

H010-TP: Alright! I'm just gonna advise you to NOT open the things that very clearly should NOT be opened!

(Install 3rd Vault key piece)

H010-TP: See that light? Stay AWAY from it.

H010-TP: I am just a hologram, and can't physically stop you, but do NOT go into that light right now.

H010-TP: I know that light looks warm and inviting, but it probably isn't.

(Survive 6 waves)

H010-TP: Good job! Return to me and I'll have the next simulation primed and ready!

(Turn in)

H010-TP: Sooooo, d'you like small talk?