Forum:I HAS IDEA FOR DLC 4!!! :D

(ATTENTION: THERE MAY BE PARTS IN THIS FORUM POST THAT SEEM QUITE NOOBISH, BUT PLEASE, JUST READ IT TILL THE END AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND) Okay, so I was really looking forward to the lilith when the game first came out. I liked it, but it really just wasnt what I thought it would be, I thought it could be a bit better. I was looking for a straight up caster, not like an elemental assasin. So I had the idea for in the new DLC, to make a new class, two new weapon types, crafting/modifying, and an armor system!!! The new class would be an Alchemist (or something, thats the coolest name I've come up with so far). Since he is an Alchemist, lets call him Al, short. He would be like a mage/healer dude. Now I know what your gonna say, "The soldier can heal you noob!" and, "The lilith can already to spells and stuff noob!" and maybe even, "WTS lvl 61 Lilith noob!" But lemme take you through this, because the alchemist uses the two new weapons, and it would make sense to be used by other classes too!

The new weapons would be:

Melee Weapons (bear with me here please) such as huge hammers, katanas, claymores, shields, maces, and maybe even like a lightsabre of some sort, Ill leave those ideas of what they want up to Gearbox (unless of course they wanna shoot me up an email for designs and stuff, so uh, yah thatd be freaking awesome lol). Say like the Alchemist could get llike a katana or lightsabre, like a Berserker could get the hammer, and like the soldier could get like maces and shields (now the melee weapons themselves woud be one weapon class so it really wouldn't matter what type of melee weapon you would get, I'm just saying - it would still work out, but would look akward with like a Berserker running into a fight with a wand or something rofl. I AM HULK, MEET FLUFFY FAIRY WAND... ... ...OF DOOOOM... ... fail).

And Techrode Weapons (Yah I'm not great with making names, but if you have one for me that'd be great, and once again, bear with me lol). Here is how they would work. You attach a Techrode to your weapons slots, and when you switch to that weapon it uses like a spell such as fireball or acid spray or something, and each Techrode would have its own spell. What I think would also be cool is to have a weapon crafting/modifying skill because with the Techrodes you could mod the spell to do more damage, have a wider radius (if its AoE), Increase the range, and faster cast time and/or recharge time (like the eridian weapons). I also think it would be sweet if they made it so that you could add an effect such as, "+1% healing every 2 seconds" or "+5 bullets every second."

Another thing with the modifying is that you could add attachments to your guns such as "an increase in accuracy when adding a sight" or "an increase in damage (or faster reloading/bigger clip) with a modded magazine (maybe elemental or FMJed or something)."

Then there is the armor system. Lets see, Fable II, Borderlands, Global Agenda, what do they have in common. They are all freaking awesome RPG's, that would be even awesomer if they had a real armor system. And hey, they could also be put into the crafting and modifying system.

So, now that you know what my idea is, I really want your critisism, but don't be a butthole and be like, " Oh well your stupid because, this is dumb." Be constructive and helpful, not overly obnoxious and ignorant upon this subject. Now I expect something like this would need a great story line behind this so it wouldn't be like, "Oh hey, you bought this DLC, you get some crap that we thought would be cool and some dude name Al, he beats the shit out of things and shoots lasers and kittens and junk from these new weapons and stuff. Oh yeah, and now you can make weapons, have fun." There would have to be a story behind this so not only would there be all this junk, but there would also have to be another Zombie Island or w/e based upon this class and its story. So I expect this DLC to come in either 2 parts, or it to be one big one, and be like 1600 MS points, (or $19.99). So for those of you who read this whole thing, give yourselves a great big pat on the back and a nice big slice of 1337 913 (leet pie), you've earned it. For those of you who wish to critque this, PLEEAAASSSSEEEE DOOOOOOOO!!!! If you have a name for Mister Al here and his new techro guns, post them please, I need your help with names, however I think I like the alchemist as the class name, I just think it sounds more badass than mage or wizard or warlock or w/e. So anyone with ideas for a name on this badass and his thingy-ma-jigger, post below or email me at: B.landsftw@gmail.com (very fitting huh? lol)

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