Kill Yourself/Transcript

(Vault Hunter accepts mission.)

Handsome Jack: I will pay you to kill yourself. I've got a perfect spot all picked out for ya. You don't want to? That's fine -- call the Hyperion Suicide Prevention Hotline, and you'll get nothing. But if you want a huge reward, you jump off that cliff and become my bitch. Take your time.

(Mission objectives update: Do it -OR- Don't do it)

(Vault hunter arrives to Lover's Leap.)

Suicide dude: I'm gonna be RIIIIIIICH!

(And he jumps off of the cliff into lava.)

(Vault Hunter opts for Don't do it and calls the Crisis Counseling ...)

Hyperion: Thank you for calling the Hyperion Suicide Prevention Hotline. Handsome Jack regrets to inform you that you are a coward.

(Mission objectives update: TURN IN!)

Handsome Jack: Enjoy your nothing, idiot!

(Vault Hunter turns the mission in.)

(Vault Hunter opts for Do it and jumps into lava ...)

Handsome Jack: Hahahahahaha! I guess you just killed yourself. Head back to the bounty board and I'll pay you. But, uh... just one second. No matter what happens, I just want you to remember one thing: you're a sellout. You killed yourself because I paid you to. You're a bitch. Alright. Off you go.

(Mission objectives update: TURN IN!)