User blog:NOhara24/Gearbox. Please stop.

So it turns out this DLC will be everything I didn't want.

Not only is it an arena-style DLC, which I loathe.

But there's ANOTHER new currency, that makes for 4. (Cash, Eridium, Seraph Crystals and the new "Torgue Tokens"), along with the new vending machines that ALWAYS FEATURE A LEGENDARY WEAPON AS THE ITEM OF THE DAY.

What the FUCK, Gearbox?! Do we even have to try anymore?! Or are you just going to keep feeding us new currencies and let us pick our oranges out of a vending machine?!

Calling it now, this was another phoned-in DLC, just like Capt. Scarlett.

I'm so tired of it. Give us knoxx-tier DLCs or don't give us anything at all. I'm tired of collecting new currencies when I've already got 99 eridium and a millions of dollars in cash burning a hole in my pocket. Seraph crystals are as worthless as the guns they buy.

Scarlett's saving grace was the sand skiff and the fact that Borderlands 2 is a great game unto itself. I will never complain about more Borderlands, but that being said, letting me pick guaranteed legendary weapons from a vending machine is undermining the concept of random loot generation, and thus the game itself.

Between that, and knowing how well Moxxi's arena went over in the last game (second most hated behind CNRR) who the fuck decided it would be a good idea to do it AGAIN?!

Stop disappointing me. Please. I like Borderlands 2. But this is unacceptable. 13:55, November 16, 2012 (UTC)