Claptrap/Quotes


 * For quotes by generic Claptrap units, see Claptrap_(robots)

Personal Recording
Jack: Claptrap -- start bootup sequence.

Claptrap: Directive one: Protect humanity! Directive two: Obey Jack at all costs. Directive three: Dance!

Jack: No no no no! Cancel directive three!

Claptrap: Commencing directive three! Uhntssuhntssuhntss--

Jack: Ugh, friggn' hate that guy.

Claptrap (commenting): Ahh -- one of my very first startup sequences! The memories...

Interplanetary Ninja Chatterbox
Merciless Killing Machine: The inner workings of a monicidal apparatus. ECHO 1:

ECHO 2:

ECHO 3:

Jack: What is it, Angel?

Angel: There are too many variables to allow for a complete overhaul of the Prototype's systems. You may just have to settle for... a flawed (missing lines)

ECHO 4:

Claptrap: Booting sequence complete. Hello! I am your new steward bot. Designation: CL4P-TP, Hyperion Robot, Class C. Please adjust factory settings to meet your needs before deployment.

Jack: Finally! Can you hear me? What do you remember?

Claptrap: Yes. Remember what? Are... are you my father?

Jack: Ah, no... uh, you --

Claptrap: -- Are you god? Am I dead?

Jack: Nonono, you're not dead, you're --

Claptrap: [missing line]

Jack: You. Are. Not. Dead! Your new designation is FR4G-TP. Fragtrap. You are a merciless killing machine. Got it?

Gameplay (The Pre-Sequel)
Character selection
 * "Hey everybody! Check out my package!"
 * "Let's get this party started!"
 * "Glitching weirdness is a terminal condition, right?" (needs proofreading)
 * "Recompiling my combat code!"
 * "This time it'll be awesome, I promise!"
 * "Look out everybody! Things are about to get awesome!"

Jumping a gap
 * "Wheeeee!"
 * "Yahooooo!"
 * "And now we observe the amazing clappy bird."

Meleeing an enemy
 * "Hyah!"
 * "Take that!"

Killing an enemy

Killing multiple enemies
 * "Hehehehe..."

Killing a Badass (or higher) enemy
 * "You call yourself a badass?"
 * "Wow, did I really do that?"

Freezing an enemy
 * "Now I want a snowcone."
 * "Take a chill pill!"
 * "Cryo me a river!"
 * "Freeze! I don't know why I said that."
 * "Don't cryo!"
 * "Frigid."
 * "Solid! Get it? As in frozen?"

Taking elemental damage
 * "My assets... are frozen!" (Taking frost damage)
 * "I can't feel me fingers! Gah! I don't have any fingers!" (Taking frost damage)
 * "Too cold, can't move!" (Taking frost damage)
 * "I am a robot-popsicle!" (Taking frost damage)
 * "So cold... brrh..." (Taking frost damage)
 * "Why do I even feel pain?!" (Taking fire, corrosive or shock damage)
 * "Why did they build me out of galvanished flesh?!" (Taking fire, corrosive or shock damage)

Getting a Critical Hit
 * "Pop pop!"
 * "Crit-i-cal!"
 * "Flesh fireworks!"
 * "Oh quit falling to pieces."
 * "Is that what people look like inside?"
 * "Ooh, squishy bits!"

Using VaultHunter.EXE
 * "This time it'll be awesome, I promise!"
 * "Hey everybody, check out my package!"
 * "It's happening... it's happening!"
 * "What will he do next?"
 * "Things are about to get awesome!"
 * "Let's get this party started!"
 * "I'm a sexy dinosaur rawr" (When activating Funzerker)
 * (unintelligible snarling) (When activating Meat Unicycle)
 * "It's the only way, to stop the voices!" (When activating Meat Unicycle) (Possible errors)
 * "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Wait...how many syllables does that have?" (When activating Shhhhhhhh...trap)
 * "Minion-trap, pretend you're a Siren!" (When activating Blightbot)
 * "Aww, I shoulda drawn tattoos on it!" (When activating Blightbot)
 * "Burn them, my minion-phoenix!" (When activating Blightbot)
 * "Calm down!" (When activating Blightbot)
 * "It's time to PHASE you suckers out!" (When activating Blightbot)
 * "Tell me I'm the prettiest!" (When activating Blightbot)
 * "Can I use my magic missile"? (When activating Gun Wizard)
 * "Do not look behind my curtain! (When activating Gun Wizard)
 * "I'm made of magic!" (When activating Gun Wizard)
 * "You can call me Gundalf!" (When activating Gun Wizard)
 * "To the sky, minion-trap!" (When activating Mechromagician)
 * "Fly minion-trap! Fly!" (When activating Mechromagician)
 * "I have two robot arms!" (When activating Mechromagician)
 * "Punch 'em in the face, minion-trap!" (When activating Mechromagician)
 * "Ratattattattatta! Powpowpowpow! Powpowpowpow! Pew-pew-pew!" (When activating Miniontrap)
 * "Score one for the turret-trap!" (When activating Miniontrap)
 * "I'm going commando!" (When activating Miniontrap)
 * "Kill, reload, kill, reload" (When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible punctuation errors)
 * "Like those guys who made one song ever" (When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible errors)
 * "All these bullets in just one shot."(When activating One Shot Wonder) (Possible errors)
 * "Is this canon?" (When activating Pirate Ship Mode)

During VaultHunter.exe
 * Claptrap: "Knock-knock." Summoned bot: "Whose there?" Claptrap: "Tat." Summoned bot: "Tat who?" Claptrap: "Not until you're older." (During Mechromagician, Blight Bot, and Miniontrap)
 * Summoned bot: "Wubwubwub. Dubstep dubstep. Wubwubwubwub DROP!" (During Mechromagician)
 * Summoned bot: "Knock Knock" Claptrap: "Who's there?" Summoned bot: "Wub" Claptrap: "Wub who?" Summoned bot: "Wubwubwubwubwub..." Claptrap: "You're dead to me." (During Blight Bot)
 * Summoned bot: "Knock Knock" Claptrap: "Who's there?" Summoned bot: "Itch" Claptrap: "Itch who?" Summoned bot: "Bless you"

Being Crippled
 * "I'll stop talking when I'm dead!" (Needs confirmation)
 * "Your momma's so dumb, she couldn't think of a good ending for this 'yo momma' joke!"

Being revived

Gaining Second Wind
 * "Hahaha... I ascend!"

Reviving an ally
 * "So, does this make me your favorite?"

Issuing a duel challenge

Teammate accepts duel challenge

Winning a duel

Losing a duel

Crashing into vehicle
 * "Did you scratch the paint?"

Swapping vehicle seats

Ally-specific Quotes
 * "Shield me, maiden!" (when Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
 * "Go get them Athena!" (When Athena raises her Kinectic Aspis)
 * "That is so hot!" (When Athena raises her Kinetic Aspis)
 * "Nice shield baby" (When Athena raises her Kinectic Aspis)
 * "Nice heals!" (when healed by Saint)

Completing a challenge
 * "Oh my gosh, a challenge!"
 * "I did a challenge? I did a challenge!"
 * "Glad I didn't mess that up."
 * "I did something right for once!"

Looking at menus
 * "This, or that..."
 * "So many choices!"
 * "What's the difference?"
 * "Perhaps I should try them out first."

Subroutines
 * Pistols
 * "Shaken, not stirred"
 * "The moon is not enough!"
 * "My name is Trap, Claptrap, 00...Trap."
 * "I expect you to die!"
 * "Feeling lucky, punk?"
 * Shotguns
 * "In yo' FACE!"
 * "Get ready for some Claptrap face time!"
 * "Chk-chk, BOOM!"
 * "You're listening to 'Short-Range Damage Radio.'"
 * Assault Rifles
 * "Get off my lawn."
 * "Back in my day..."
 * "At least I still have my teeth."
 * "Coffee? Black... like my soul."
 * "Crazy young wippersnappers..."
 * Sniper Rifles
 * "Now you're sorted!"
 * "Snoiped!"
 * "Crack shot!"
 * Melee
 * Health
 * "Make my day."
 * "Gimme your best shot."
 * Shields
 * "Enterrrrr the CHAMPION!"
 * "Why do I feel radioactive!?"
 * "Armor soak increased!"
 * "Ladies looove a tough guy!"
 * Elemental

Applying Best Buds 4 Life
 * "Looks like some of my awesome rubbed off!"

Activating Cryogenic Exhaust

Activating Float like a Bee

Activating Kick Him While He's Down

Related to HIGH FIVES GUYS
 * Activation
 * "Secret handshake!"
 * Ally gives high five
 * Enemy gives high five
 * "Still counts!"
 * "I'll take what I can get!"
 * No high five received
 * (whistling)
 * "I feel like an idiot now."
 * "Single-player bonus!"
 * "I must look really stupid right now!"
 * "I must look really stupid right now!"

Idle

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