Krieg/Quotes

Parentheses indicate Krieg's inner voice speaking.

When joining a game
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_CO_Enter_CoOp_Game_01.ogg'm here to shank and smile!
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_CO_Enter_CoOp_Game_02.ogg's time to bleed!
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_CO_Enter_CoOp_Game_03.ogg's ready to flay some scalps?!
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_CO_Enter_CoOp_Game_04.ogg, BLOOD, BLOOOOD, BLOOOOOOD, BLOOOOOOOOD!
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_CO_Enter_CoOp_Game_05.oggaha! My mind is on fire!
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_CO_Enter_CoOp_Game_06a.ogg(If I harm an innocent person, kill me.)

While Raving Retribution is active
 * RR_01.ogg here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!
 * RR_08.ogg know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore, and I smell the crying... AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY!
 * RR_011.ogg your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! Oh, there's no time to cry... We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night... You won't make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU'RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!!
 * RR_04.oggul people prepare, plead plentifully plentiful platitude phenomenal patriot pounds, poundingly perverse puppets﻿ pulping, pleasantly, putrid pasties.
 * RR_02.ogg at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!
 * RR_05.ogg can't see her anymore... She was so clear and bright... but the blood is in my eyes, and now I can only watch the ocean of blood... Its waves crash against my forehead again and again, AND I JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SURF!!
 * RR_06.ogg're gonna scream, just like she did; open mouth, open heart, blood and noise forever piercing my skull, poisoning me with its psychopathic purple liquid. We watched it all, and felt the knife edge split down the middle... CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
 * RR_07.ogg'll never forget the way her holes cried... The way she screamed in agony as she pushed the knife slowly into my sternum... Such a beautiful symphony of feelings, and at the end of it, she was so much greater! My operatic diva of flesh and steel!!
 * RR_010.ogg'm gonna kill you all, I'm gonna kill your friends and your family, I'm gonna track down your grandparents and turn them inside-out, nobody can stop the blood train that will turn your loved ones into a red splatter across the tracks of humanity!
 * RR_013.ogg cover, box cover! I'm the one who eats the stardom! I'm the hero of all the villains! You can't swallow my morality like a lollipop pill! I'll run around your mind and set the world record with my meat sleeves!
 * RR_09.ogg is my favorite song! Dance to the drum beat of the ballistic, fetishistic, sadistic piss-stick! Let the bullets scrape me clean and never, ever, ever flash a sassy eye at the good doctor!
 * RR_03.ogg is no me, there is no you! There is only the never ending spit and bile of combat! The twenty-four hour murder spree of shining metal! I drink the blood and eat the loot and breathe the numbers, because I! AM! A MONSTER! NOW AND FOREVER!
 * RR_012.ogg(The voices said 'empty, hollow and thud'. The voices said 'empty, hollow and thud'.) THE VOICES SAID 'EMPTY, HOLLOW AND THUD'!!

When activating Buzz Axe Rampage
 * BAR_STOP_SCREAMING!.ogg SCREAMING!
 * BAR_GRIND_GRIND_GRIND_KILL_KILL_KILL!.ogg GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL!
 * BAR_(This_is_gone_get_ugly).ogg(This is gonna get ugly...)
 * BAR_(You_asked_for_it...I_can't_hold_it_back_any_longer...!).ogg(You asked for it...I can't hold him back any longer...!)
 * BAR_Laught_(6).ogg[maniacal laughter]
 * BAR_POUNDS_OF_FLESH.oggS! OF! FLESH!
 * (It's time...)
 * BAR_NOW_DON'T_TELL_IT.ogg! DON'T DO IT!
 * BAR_I'LL_SLICE_YOUR_EYELIDS_SO_YOU_CAN_WATCH_THE_END!!.ogg'LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!!
 * YES_YES_YES_YES_YES.oggSYESYESYES!!!
 * BAR_WHO_WANT'S_A_FIRST_SLICE.ogg WANTS THE FIRST SLICE?!

When killing multiple enemies
 * [unintelligible roaring noises]
 * MK_I_told_ya_what_would_happen!.ogg told ya what would happen!
 * MK_I_swallowed_your_soul!.ogg swallowed your soul!
 * MK_GRIND_THE_CARTILAGE!.ogg THE CARTILAGE!
 * MK_OPEN_YOUR_VEINS!.ogg YOUR VEINS!
 * MK_STOP_DYING_AT_ME!!.ogg DYING AT ME!!
 * MK_(Yes,_make_them_pay_for_what_they_did_to_us...).ogg(Yes, make them pay for what they did to us...)
 * NEVER_STOP_THE_KILLING!!_NEVER!!.ogg STOP THE KILLING!! NEVER!!
 * NEVER_INTERRUPT_ME!.ogg INTERRUPT ME!
 * MK_You_nothing!.ogg'RE NOTHING!
 * THERE'S_NO_FENCE_ON_THIS_FENCE!!!.ogg'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!!!
 * MK_GET_STYLED_UPON.ogg STYLED UPON!!!
 * MK_BLOOD_BLOOD_BLOOOOOD.ogg! BLOOD! BLOOOOOOD!
 * RED RUUUMMMMM!
 * (Yes, you're killing the right people.)

When Release the Beast is available
 * RB_I_feel_the_hurt.ogg feel the hurt...time for a rampage!
 * RB_Rampage_and_fill_the_red_bar!.oggge and fill the red bar!
 * RB_I'm_losing_blood...gimme_yours!.ogg'm losing blood...gimme yours!
 * RB_My_axe_is_thirsty!.ogg axe is thirsty!
 * RB_RAMPAGE_TIME!.oggGE TIME!
 * RB_It's_time_to_go_insane!.ogg's time to go insane!
 * RB_Rampage_and_heal,_heal_and_rampage!.oggge and heal, HEAL AND RAMPAGE!
 * RB_Swing_the_axe.ogg THE AXE AND DRINK THE HEALTH!!

When Crippled
 * Crippled_Nobody_kills_me_but_ME!.oggy kills me but ME!
 * Crippled_I_didn't_eat_it.ogg didn't eat it!
 * Crippled_No_last_words_for_the_eighth!.ogg last words for the eighth!
 * Crippled_I'll_lick_your_spine_clean!.ogg'll lick your spine clean!
 * Crippled_Everything_is_blood.oggthing is blood!
 * Crippled_I_FEEL_IT_ALL!!.ogg FEEL IT ALL!!
 * Crippled_I_like_this_pite.ogg LIKE this part...
 * Crippled_IT_SUSTAINS_ME!!.ogg SUSTAINS ME!!
 * Crippled_I_taste_blood..._mine_AND_yours!!.ogg taste blood... mine AND yours!!
 * Crippled_THIS_IS_THE_TRUTH.ogg IS THE TRUTH!!
 * Crippled_Time_to_make_some_head_wounds!.ogg to make some head wounds!
 * Crippled_Get_over_here_and_smell_my_meat!.ogg over here and smell my meat!
 * Crippled_I've_got_a_spot_for_you_in_my_liver!.ogg've got a spot for you in my liver!
 * Crippled_I_don't_want_to_go!.ogg don't want to go!
 * Scream_00.ogg[Furious screaming]
 * (Get up! We've still got bad guys to kill...)

When activating Light the Fuse
 * LF_BOOM.ogg!
 * LF_GOTCHA!.ogga!
 * LF_TICK-TOCK.ogg-Tock!
 * DIE!
 * BURST IT!
 * LF_EXPLODE.oggDE!!

When Pull the Pin is activated
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_Start_PartingShot_01.ogg'm taking you with me...
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_Start_PartingShot_02.ogg with me!
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_Start_PartingShot_03.oggr for my little one...
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_Start_PartingShot_04.ogg hell's heart, I stab at thee!
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_Start_PartingShot_05.ogg'll all go together!

When getting Critical Kills
 * CK_How_can_I_snap_your_neck_if_you_don't_have_one!.ogg can I snap your neck if you don't have one?!
 * CK_Bathe_in_the_meat_chunks!.ogg in the MEAT CHUNKS!
 * Laugh_MEAT.ogg[laughter] MEEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!
 * CK_It's_a_baptism_of_blood!.ogg's a baptism of blood!
 * CK_YOU_MAKE_ME_VOMIT!_-laughs-.ogg MAKE ME VOMIT! [laughs]
 * CK_YOU'RE_WRONG!.ogg'RE WRONG!
 * CK_SHH_QUIET.oggHHHHH *Whispers* quuiieettttttttt...

After Killing a Badass (or higher) enemy
 * KB_Laught_(2).ogg[maniacal laughter]
 * KB_I_LOOKED_INTO_THE_HEART_OF_DARKNESS,_AND_I_ATE_IT_ALL!!!.ogg LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, AND I ATE IT ALL!!!
 * KB_Now,_GO_TO_SLEEP!.ogg, GO TO SLEEP!
 * KB_Now_murder_your_family.ogg to murder your family!
 * BK_Your_family.ogg FAMILY is next!!
 * KB_I_PUNCTURED_YOOOOOU!!!.ogg PUNCTURED YOOOOOU!!!
 * KB_Why_did_your_BLOOD_stop_singing_its_sweet_song.ogg did your BLOOD stop singing its sweet song...
 * KB_YOU_CAN'T_STOP_WHAT_I'VE_BECOME!!!.ogg CAN'T STOP WHAT I'VE BECOME!!!
 * KB_SHUT-SHUT-SHUT-SHUT_UP!.ogg-SHUT-SHUT-SHUT UP!
 * I'll rip out your veins with my teeth!

When getting a Second Wind with Light The Fuse
 * SW_LF_Explosions_of_life!.oggsions of life!
 * SW_LF_Circle_of_Life!.ogge of Life!
 * LF_SW_Born_into_flame!.ogg into flame!
 * SW_LF_Immortal!.oggtal!
 * SW_LF_DEATH-BIRTH!.ogg-BIRTH!
 * LF_SW_I_SAW_THE_LIGHT.ogg SAW THE LIGHT!!!
 * SW_LF_Death_to_LIVE!!.ogg to LIVE!!
 * LF_SW_LIFE!_IS!_PAIN!.ogg! IS! PAIN!
 * I'll take you ALL with me!
 * SW_LF_NOT_FAST_ENOUGHT.ogg fast enough!

When getting Vehicle kills
 * VK_Your_liver_is_a_hood_ornament!.ogg*Laughs* Your liver is a hood ornament!
 * VK_Insurance_fraud!.oggance fraud!
 * VK_Train_won't_stop!.ogg won't stop!
 * VK_I_love_it_when_you_splash_on_my_windshield!.ogg love it when you splash on my windshield!
 * VK_Psycho_express.ogg you for riding the Psycho Express, Toot-toot! All aboard, I'll be collecting your tickets, we have beverages in the DINING CAR!!!

When Silence the Voices activates (Self Damage)
 * SH_Stop_hitting_yourself!!.ogg hitting yourself!!
 * SH_I_HATE_ME.ogg hate me!!
 * SH_CONFUSION!!.oggSION!!
 * SH_The_pain_goes_here.ogg pain goes HERE!
 * SH_SHUT_UP!_(2).oggSH_Shut_up!.ogg UP!!
 * SH_GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD!!.ogg OUT OF MY HEAD!!
 * SH_Stop_talking_to_me!.ogg TALKING TO ME!!
 * SH_Kill_the_little_man.ogg THE LITTLE MAN!!
 * SH_QUIET!!.ogg!!
 * GET_OUT!.ogg out, get out, GET OUT!!!
 * SH_LET_ME_LOOSE!!.ogg ME LOOSE!!
 * SH_Can't_hear_you.ogg CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
 * SH_NO_NO_NO.ogg, NO, NO!!
 * SH_STOP_JUDGING_ME!!.ogg JUDGING ME!!
 * SH_YOU_CAN'T_CONTROL_ME.ogg CAN'T CONTROL ME!!
 * SH_(Dude_what_are_you_doing).ogg(Dude, what are you doing?)
 * SH_(I_deserve_this.).ogg(I deserve this.)
 * SH_You_can't_get_rid_of_me_THAT_easily.ogg(You can't get rid of me THAT easily...)

When reviving an ally
 * You're_in_my_spot.ogg‎'re in my spot!
 * Revive_Love_you.ogg[menacingly] Love you...
 * RA_There's_no_barbecue_'til_I_say_there's_a_barbecue!.ogg's no barbecue 'til I say there's a barbecue!
 * RA_YOU_CAN'T_MAKE_THEM_PAIN_SCREAM.ogg't make the pain scream from down there!
 * RA_I_will_murder_your_death..ogg will murder your death!
 * RA_You_don't_die_today.ogg don't die today. YOU DIE EVERY DAY!!
 * RA_The_bloody_gluttons_won't_feed_on_you_today.ogg bloody gluttons won't feed on you today!
 * You get back on your meat haunches!
 * RA_Get_up,_GET_UP!!_YOU'VE_GOT_PEOPLE_TO_HURT!!.ogg up, GET UP!! YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE TO HURT!!
 * RA_Don't_worry...it's_a_good_touch..ogg't worry...it's a good touch...
 * Revive_It's_a_bad,_bad_flesh.ogg's a bad, bad flesh rip that leaves YOU screaming.
 * RA_That's_right,_help_'em.ogg(That's right, help 'em. Just like old times...)

When gaining stacks of Salt the Wound 
 * Salt_the_Wound_HURT_ME_MORE!.ogg me more!
 * Salt_the_Wound_Hurts_so_good!.ogg so good!
 * Salt_the_Wound_No_pain,_no_gain!.ogg pain, no gain!
 * Nothing makes me stronger than a sucking chest wound!
 * Salt_the_wound_There_is_nothing_but_agony!.ogg is nothing but agony!
 * Salt_the_Wound_Stab_me_a_THOUSAND_TIMES!!.ogg me a THOUSAND TIMES!!
 * Salt_the_Wound_It_hurts,_hahahaha!_IT_HURTS!!.ogg hurts, HAHAHAHAHA! IT HURTS!!
 * Sault_the_Wound_Pain_is_LIFE!!.ogg is LIFE!!
 * Salt_the_Wound_Make_me_bleed!.ogg me bleed!
 * Salt_the_wound_A_pain_of_many_parts!.ogg pain of many parts!
 * Salt_the_wound_The_sting_of_POWER!.ogg sting of POWER!
 * Salt_the_Wound_(Damn,_that_hurts...).ogg(Damn, that hurts...)

When revived or being revived
 * Revived_Why_aren't_you_stabbing_me.ogg aren't you stabbing me?
 * Revived_(Say_'thank_you'.)_NIPPLE_SALADS!!_(...Close_enough.).ogg(Say 'thank you'.) NIPPLE SALADS!! (...Close enough.)
 * Revived_Somebody_still_cares.oggody still cares?
 * Revived_Stranger_Danger!.oggger danger!
 * Revived_I_can't_even_feel_a_knife_in_my_spine.ogg can't even feel a knife in my spine...
 * Revived_I_was_enjoying_that!.ogg was enjoying that!
 * Revived_Stop_it!_STOP_IT!_I_NEED_TO_FEEL_IT_ALL!!.ogg it! STOP IT! I NEED TO FEEL IT ALL!!
 * What're you doing to me?!
 * Revived_I_am_unused_to_the_emotions_I_am_currently_feeling!.ogg am unused to the emotions I am currently feeling!
 * Revived_I'm_so_happy_I_could_KILL_you!.ogg'm so happy I could KILL you!
 * Revived_Don't_make_this_weird!.ogg't make this weird!

On earning a Second Wind
 * (Get up...you still got bad guys to kill...)
 * SW_(On_your_feet,_she_might_still_be_out_there.).ogg(On your feet, she might still be out there.)
 * SW_I'M_NEVER_SORRY!.ogg'M NEVER SORRY!
 * SW_NOW_YOU_SHOULD_BE_SCARED!_(2).ogg YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
 * SW_You_woke_the_wrong_dog!.ogg woke the wrong dog!
 * SW_I'm_not_full_yet!.ogg'm not full yet!
 * SW_Angry.ogg, I'm angry!
 * SW_Let_me_hear_those_screams!.ogg me hear those screams!
 * SW_My_flesh_is_forever!.ogg flesh is forever!
 * Now_to_SCRAPE_YOUR_FACE_FROM_MY_FINGERNAILS!.ogg to SCRAPE YOUR FACE FROM MY FINGERNAILS!
 * SW_It's_strangling_time!.ogg's strangling time!
 * SW_I'm_back!.ogg'm back!

While Idle
 * Idle_Why_aren't_my_fingers_in_someone's_eye_sockets_right_now.ogg aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now...
 * (Where is she? Is she still alive? Did she get away?)
 * Idle_If_you_ever_kill_an_innocent_person,_I_will_destroy_us.ogg(If you ever kill an innocent person, I will destroy us.) Shut UP!! (No. That's the deal. You can kill as many of the deserving as you like, but the second your axe touches the flesh of an innocent, I'll end this. All of it. A razor to the veins, just like that fugitive we tried to grab on Hera, remember?) Nnnnngh, get out of my head!! (...I'll take that as a 'yes.')
 * Idle_Somebody_open_me_up_and_put_out_the_fire_in_my_belly.oggody open me up and put out the fire in my belly... Put it out with knives and bullets and strangling, or I will eat your nephews!
 * Idle_Nice_change_of_pace_not_to_be_murdering_someone_for_once.ogg(Nice change of pace not to be murdering someone for once. Probably temporary, though. I'll lose my mind again and be screaming about meat and fluid soon enough... But this part feels... nice.)
 * You think this is the end... It will never end. The blood, the screaming, and the teeth, it will start again and again and again, forever!
 * Idle_Nipple_Salads.oggE SALADS! Nipple salads... NIPPLE SALADS!
 * The silence... Kill it! I'll find you! Quiet noises... and I'll STRANGLE the whispers out of you with a BONESAW!!
 * Idle_I'm_beginning_to_remember.ogg(I'm beginning to remember...) Stop it, keep the memories down with a knife in its throat, slash it until it bleeds thought juice across the dirt and it's absorbed into nothingness...
 * (I can't stop, I can't stop the killing...) AND I DON'T WANT TO!
 * Idle_I_love_to_wait_for_my_meals.ogg LOVE to wait for my meals

Completing a Challenge
 * (Maybe the world is sending me a sign.)
 * CC_STRONGER!.oggGER!
 * CC_My_pecs_have_pecs!.ogg pecs have pecs!
 * I_feel_a_deep,_dark_warmth...!.ogg feel a deep, dark warmth...!
 * CC_I'm_rising!.ogg'm rising!
 * CC_You_can't_stop_me.ogg can't stop me!

Out of Ammo
 * OA_No,_no,_no,_no,_no!.ogg! No, no, no, NO!
 * OA_Who_made_this_gun!.ogg made this gun!?
 * OA_I_ordered_a_lead_salad!.ogg ordered a lead salad!
 * OA_NOTHINGNES.oggNGNESS!
 * [frustrated groan]

Comparing Items
 * CI_(Math...).ogg(Uh-oh. Math. Hope we don't pop a blood vessel.)
 * CI_The_choices_are_pretzeling_my_inner_lobes.ogg... the choices are pretzeling my inner lobes!
 * CI_See_the_numbers,_taste_the_violence.ogg the numbers, taste the violence....
 * CI_But_who_makes_the_prettiest_noise.ogg who makes the prettiest noise?

Looking at Skill Trees
 * ST_Too..._Many..._Icons....ogg... Many... Icons...
 * My head hurts...

Spotting Health
 * Health_I_see_red!.ogg see red!
 * Health_Organic_arm-jabbers.oggic arm-jabbers!
 * Health_Blood_drink!.ogg drink!
 * Health_Blasto_bandage!.oggo bandage!
 * Health_I_see_feel_good_needles!.ogg see feel good needles!

Spotting a Badass
 * HERE COMES THE BAD TIMES!!
 * I'm gonna swallow your throat, badass!
 * I can't wait to taste your lungs!
 * I'll show you what a real badass is!
 * I see meat muscles!
 * Don't cry when I pull your lungs out through your chest!
 * Come to me wrath sponge!
 * Splash your blood all over me!
 * Somebody delivered a FEAST!!
 * I want to hear you scream!
 * (This one, we can kill.)

When set on fire
 * I EMBRACE THE FLAME.
 * HE'S ON FIRE.
 * I_deserve_to_burn.ogg(I deserve to burn...)
 * Keep warm!
 * (Ow. Ow. Ow ow.)
 * OF_Laught.ogg(Hysterical laughter)

When hit by friendly fire
 * Hurt the one you love! Do it!
 * I'll eat the pain.
 * I feel your spanking.
 * Friendship is pain.
 * Shoot me 'til you love me!
 * Friendlyfriendlyfriendly FIRE!!
 * DON'T...STOP!!
 * Oh...they_finally_turned_on_me.ogg(Damn... they finally turned on me...)

When turning into a Badass Psycho Mutant
 * I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
 * NO! NO, NO, NO!!!
 * VOBD_Lilac_PlayPsycho_PL_Start_BadassTransform_04.ogg'VE GOT A HUGE HAND!!!
 * [angry roar]
 * Monster.ogg(I'm a monster...!) [Said in the tone of his normal outside voice]
 * (You wanted 'im? You GOT 'IM!)
 * GOTTA THINK BIG... BIIIIIIG!

When using Redeem the Soul
 * Better this way...
 * I wanna die here, ME!!
 * Heads up, seven up.ogg up, seven up!
 * You don't die, I DIE!
 * Monster down! Angel up!
 * Blood for blood!
 * Don't cheat my death!
 * (You don't deserve this. I do.)
 * You're in my spot!
 * Trading Places!

When finding rare loot
 * I like my treasure like I like my baby steaks, raaaaare...
 * RL_A_golden_mallet_for_the_meat_pounding!.ogg golden mallet for the meat pounding!
 * Look at that pungent kill stick!
 * MINE, MINE, MINE!
 * RL_A_killing_tool,_put_it_in_me!.ogg killing tool, put it in me!
 * RL_We_can_use_that.ogg(We can use that to kill the deserving, grab it...)
 * RL_What_a_shiny_soul_stabber!.ogg a shiny soul stabber!

On gaining a level
 * I heard a ding!
 * I'm rising!
 * All I see is red!
 * This pleasure is agony!
 * I'm overflowing!
 * [short, maniacal laughter]
 * I want to crush something!
 * Gun time, fun time!
 * Do you hear that?!
 * I AM DEATH!
 * (Nearly as good as getting paid.)

When making a high jump in a vehicle
 * Looks like them Duke boys are in a peck of trouble!
 * Somebody catch me!
 * Ugh, fine! I'll make the sky bleed!
 * FLYING!!!
 * I can't breathe!

When gaining Elemental Elation stacks
 * Bigger mag, better pain!
 * Stack the frenzy! (Say this with two different styles, the other with a calm voice and the other with a more angry tone with the added words: "Do it!" after)
 * Cauterize the wound!
 * Burning, melting goodness!
 * Now run, run!
 * Yes I knew it!
 * When my powers combine!
 * Melt for me, pastycakes!
 * Melt in my mouth!

When accumulating Bloodlust stacks
 * (This is kinda awful... but mostly awesome...)
 * I smell a little drop!
 * BLOOD CONCERTO!!!
 * Paper cut...
 * I love it when you bleed at me!
 * It's a bloody business, Bates!
 * I lust for your blood!
 * [Snarling] Hemophilia!
 * Salt... good GOD where's my salt?!
 * I feel the crimson!
 * Blood on the dirt!
 * The crimson mist is so nutritious!
 * What a fantastic blood boy I've become!
 * Bloody sand, GIVE ME BACK MY SKULL!

Issuing a duel challenge
 * Friendship is hate!
 * I'll give you something to cry about!
 * LOOK AT ME!
 * You'll never choke ME down!
 * I am NOT your friend!
 * (Don't kill this one, they are not deserving.)

Receiving a duel challenge
 * That's more like it!
 * Thank you!
 * Yeeeeessss, AGAIN!
 * Thanks for the face pain!
 * (Don't kill them, this is just for fun, for fun...)

Losing a duel
 * It feels perfect!
 * I've got to stop.
 * I didn't mean it!
 * Feels different this time!
 * It's the end... But the meat has been prepared!

Stalemate at a duel
 * I slaughtered Steven! He's not even!
 * I'll strangle you with that tie!
 * That's wrong! SO WRONG!
 * But nobody's bleeediiinnng!
 * I'd_rather_snort_a_knife_into_my_brain.ogg'd rather snort a knife into my brain!

Winning a duel
 * Feels so right!
 * You're making me giddy!
 * While there's life, there's meat!
 * You were fantastic. SO WAS I!!!
 * (Teasingly) You should've ruuuun!

Colliding with another player's vehicle (Or a Caravan)
 * Beep Beep!
 * Bad song in horrible award-winning movie!
 * Eat me!

Opening a Chest
 * What an amazing chest, Gwynevere!
 * Crack the ribcage to get the goodies!
 * Violence knick-knacks!
 * My pain-toys!
 * I want what's insiiide yoouuu!
 * Gimme your guts, metal box!
 * What sweet meats do you have today?
 * Look at all the death-trinkets!
 * I'll keep it all inside me..
 * Show me your loot-soul!
 * Nahah, it's like Arbor Day!
 * I wanna see sunset colors!
 * I've opened puppies faster than this!
 * Shoot and loot and loot and shoot.
 * I need you so bad..
 * (I've always loved getting paid.. especially in loot.)

In Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
 * SMELLS LIKE HOME! (entering Unassuming Docks)
 * I'LL CRACK YOUR MIND AND BEAT YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH! (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge)
 * THE FINGER PUPPETS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST ME! (breaking fingers during Critical Fail)
 * THE MIND FLAYERS ARE AT IT AGAIN! THE PUZZLING PAIN! (when presented the cube puzzle in Mines of Avarice)
 * RAFT! (When guessing the Dwarven password)
 * MEAT.... (entering Hatred's Shadow)

Dropping the Crit
 * HANDS STILL SLICK FROM THE KILL...
 * WHOOPS!
 * ARGH!
 * DAMN!
 * DROPPED IT!
 * IT ESCAPED MY FINGER PRISON!

In Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre In Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax 
 * SHE'S WAITING TO SUCKLE AT THE TEAT OF EXPLOSION CHIVALRY! (words of encouragement for Ed)
 * (when tasting whiskey):
 * MORE JUICE!
 * BUT I ORDERED GOAT'S BLOOD!
 * MOTHER'S MIIIIIILK!
 * YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD, SO DEAD-DEAD-DEAD-DEAD! (to make the baby cry)
 * THE TINY ONE AND THE SAD-FACED MOTHER AND THE BLUE TATTOO FOREVER AND EVER! (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Krieg's life)
 * SMOKE BREAK YOUR BACK! (when collecting the cigar box)
 * DON'T ASK ME TO SHOW YOU NORMAL! (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)
 * (when collecting Stella's wig):
 * WIG PLEASE.
 * NEED THE WIG FOR A QUEST, ROBOTPANTS!
 * BLAME INNUENDOBOT, NOT THE MEAT MAN!
 * SLATHER MY PECS TO A SHEEN AND BURN MY EYES OUT WITH THEIR BRIGHTNESS! (when collecting the can of grease)
 * NEGATIVE NANCY HAD A THROAT BEFORE I TORE IT OUT! (when Innuendobot asks if his negging made Krieg love him)
 * CONFETTI MAN CAME FOR THE PARTY! (When finding Axton's assassin)
 * CAN I PARK MY BICYCLE HERE?! (When finding Gaige's assassin)
 * GIMME THAT POISON! I'LL DRINK IT DOWN AND BECOME THE BEAUTIFUL CENTER OF A HATE ESCALATOR! (When finding Maya's assassin)
 * PINATA TIME! (When finding Salvador's assassin)
 * HE WAS THERE FOR THE BIRTHING! HE BROUGHT THEM INTO THE METAL FUN PALACE SO SHE COULD START THE PARTY! (When finding Krieg's assassin)
 * MODERN ART! (When finding Zer0's assassin)
 * SALUTATIONS PSYCHO MAN I'M SORRY AS A SLICE WOUND SINCERELY SAMMY. (Reading message from Hammerlock)