Home Sweet Home/Transcript

(To do: Almost everything)

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Nisha (if present): Killin' that AI chick was pretty fun so -- yeah. Feelin' good. Thanks for askin'.

Claptrap (if present): Ohhh, just having an existential crisis about what we did to Felicity. If our personalities can be deleted at the drop of a hat, then what makes us, us? That kind of thing!

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Scanner: Unknown user detected. Authorization denied.

Nisha (if present): -- Yesh, great. Need you to unlock Jack's office.

Nisha (if present): NOBODY CARES! Keep working.

Scanner: Access denied. Scans reveal subject is a cat wearing a birthday cap.

Nisha (if present): NO IT ISN'T!

Scanner: Access denied. Scans reveal subject is a racist hot dog.

Nisha (if present): Yeah, I'm sure this'll work out great.

Blue Claptrap: Alright, activiate the scanner! I've probably got it right this time!

Nisha (if present): -- DO IT OR I'LL KILL YOU.

Blue Claptrap: Hghghghghghghghghg!

(Blue Claptrap collapses)

Blue Claptrap: I'm... dying! I'm dying!

Nisha (if present): Cool. Nobody cares.

Nisha (if present): Uh, that claptrap kicked the bucket.

Jack: Now we can't lower the Helios defenses. Uhhhh... lemme think, lemme think, lemme think...