Crazy Earl/Quotes

Borderlands

 * "Whatchu want?"
 * "Don't you hurry back!"
 * "Good riddance!"
 * "See you later!"
 * "Yep?"

Borderlands 2

 * Initial meeting
 * Whatchu want? Just buy somethin' and I'll toss in this crap fuel cell. Just touchin' it made two o' my fingers rot off. And I only accept Eridium -- cash is for clowns, boy!
 * ​Generic quotes​
 * Whatchu want?
 * Buy somethin' or get outta my face!
 * Whaddaya buyin' here?
 * It's dangerous to go alone, jerkwad!
 * I don't got all day, skaglick!
 * Pick somethin'! My time's valuable! Kinda.
 * Welcome to the Black Market, heh! Don't tell your friends.
 * Why ain't you bought somethin' yet?
 * Who told you 'bout this place? I'll kill 'em!
 * I don't care what ya buy, just buy somethin'!


 * ​When buying​
 * Displeasure doin' business with ya!
 * Heh-HEH, what a sucker!
 * Ho-ly crap, somebody actually PAID for that?
 * Maybe that helps ya kill stuff better.
 * Heh-heh, thanks for the Eridium, chump!
 * Take it and go!
 * Don't even think about bringin' that one back!
 * Don't tell nobody where you got that!
 * Anybody asks, you found that!
 * This never happened!


 * ​When leaving​
 * Don't you come back!
 * Don't you hurry back!
 * Heh-heh, good riddance!
 * Where are you, Skrappy? Skrappy-y-y-y!
 * Outta my face! OUTTA MY FACE!
 * Aaaaand stay gone!
 * Come back now! I get a little lonely! Heh, a lil' lonely.
 * Yeah, that's what I thought!
 * You know where to find me!
 * You BETTER stay gone!

Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary

 * ​While idle​

Some of the idle chats are mission related and can't be heard again once the mission in question is completed.
 * "So ya saved Pandora! Don't care! You stole my Eridium!"
 * "Tell that Siren I want my Eridium back! Crazy Earl don't know the meanin' of no charity."
 * "What'chu talkin' to me for!? Get gone!"
 * "I think I cut myself off from y'all 'cause I'm scared of makin' myself vulnerable to other people... Just kiddin! I hate all yer guts!"

Borderlands TPS

 * ​Generic quotes​
 * How'd you know 'bout me?!
 * So BUY somethin'!
 * Whatchu lookin' for?
 * Buy and git gone!
 * Make it quick, torkbrain!
 * WHAT?!
 * I'm strictly legit.
 * Ain't you bought somethin' yet?!
 * Don't be wastin' my time!
 * Clock's tickin', chump!


 * ​When buying​
 * HA! Idjit!
 * Ha-HA! One born every minute!
 * HOLY CRAP! I done SOLD it!
 * Heh! Hope it helps ya kill stuff better!
 * Ha-ha! Thanks for the Moonstone, chump!
 * Ha-haa! Take it!
 * Seriously?! Okay!
 * Don't tell anybody where you got that!
 * You didn't get that from me!
 * Heh! Works for me!


 * ​When leaving​
 * You want a medal?! Git!
 * Don't come back now, y'hear?
 * Now git!
 * You only want me fer my merchandise!
 * Don't tell no one I was here!
 * Get outta my face!
 * I git SO lonely...
 * It's so DARK in here! I'm scared!
 * If anyone asks: KILL 'EM!
 * Yeah! STAY gone!