Forum:Oh, woe is me...

A Poem

Oh, woe is me!

Earlier this fine summer day, I stumbled upon two noobs who wished to play

I said "Alright" and let them in, but then the tragedy begins

Two berserkers, that's right two, and neither one had a clue

Of how to enter the ultimate spree, of how to raid the Armory

So I said "This way lads, let's rock and roll" and led them down the rabbit hole

Alas, one got stuck, trying to run through the wrong corner

And the other must have been a foreigner

Because I yelled "Don't go in there!" and whether he knew not or dreamed to dare

He ran into the forbidden room, and sentenced my hunter to his doom

I screamed, I raged, I booted them out, I quit the game and prayed most devout

To whatever God would care to listen, "Please, please don't corrupt that mission."

And so again I ran over sand and rocks, past Drifters and Lancemates and General Knox

To find, to my greatest despair, where once a hallway a door was there

That is the tale of my greatest sorrow, I do not know if I can play tomorrow

And even though I feel like cryin'

At least I finally found my Liquid Orion

FooManShu 05:49, August 3, 2010 (UTC)