User blog:NOhara24/If NOhara were to begin his rain of terror on the wiki...

1. Put all new users and UCs in a locked room for 40 days and 40 nights with the plate of ham Bukkithead posted on his blag. Those that come out alive are deemed worthy and will be granted a username that is to be decided upon by the community.

2. Daily swordfights amongst rollbackers, sysops and bureaucrats. This is to make sure that the balance of power stays as up-to-date as possible. If a user wishes to apply for rollback privileges, they will have to loot them from the previous rollbacker's cold, dead corpse. (I keep mine embedded in my intestines. Good luck getting through all 28 feet without passing out.)

3. Brutal, instant b&hammerification on any member of the wiki that uses a semicolon wrong, or uses the wrong "your/You're" or "There, They're or their" in an edit.

4. The rest of this is all going to be in bold because hitting the button isn't working, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN POINTS ONE AND TWO ARE ANY LESS IMPORTANT.

5. I would get the budget inline as well. Let's be real here people. Universal health care for our wikia users isn't fiscally responsible in the long run. We either need to start whoring ourselves out more aggresively, or cut spending. It's common sense.

6. Oh hey it unbolded itself.

7. Ban the lot of you per Dr.F's wishes.

15:29, March 30, 2011 (UTC)