Salvador/Quotes

Standard
General Combat When beginning to Gunzerk
 * I am very good at killing! (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
 * KILLSTREEAAAK! (After killing many enemies in rapid succession)
 * EVERYTHING MUST DIE!
 * KILLING SPREE BABY!
 * YOU ARE NOTHINNNNNG!
 * TIME TO COMPENSATE!
 * BERSERK SCREAMING!
 * BIENVENIDOS A LA FIESTA, AMIGOS! (Welcome to the party, friends!)
 * AKIMBO!
 * SCREW YOU FREUD!
 * PURPLE HAZE!
 * TWO GUNS, BITCHES!
 * DUAL WIELD, BABY!
 * DOUBLE THE GODDAMN FUN!
 * CHOW YUN FAT!
 * DOUBLE DOWN!
 * BEZERKING!
 * HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
 * VIOLENCE!
 * NOW, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!
 * FISTFUL OF PAIN!

While Gunzerking Killing an enemy during Gunzerking
 * [humming "In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Edvard Grieg]
 * [panting]
 * ADIÓS PENDEJOS!!! (Goodbye, idiots!!!) (Note: "pendejo" is ruder than "idiot", closer to "asshole")
 * B IS FOR BULLETS! BITCH!
 * VÁMONOS, PUTAS! (Let's go, bitches!)
 * GET OFF MY PLANE!
 * I am all that is man!
 * It's been revoked!
 * Oh, guns, I love you so!
 * Sonrie, hijo de...! (Smile, son of a...!)
 * I AM EVERYTHING!
 * ONE-LINER!
 * YOU'RE ALL DEAD!
 * AHAHAHAHAHAAA!
 * SOMETHING CLEVER!
 * EVERYONE'S GONNA DIE! EVERYONE!
 * Gunzerking kicks ass!
 * CAN YOU FEEL IT?!
 * [Starts to hum]
 * This is RIDICULOUS!
 * You can't stop me!
 * Killing with skill!
 * Finito! (Finished!)

Killing a Badass
 * Everything about that was good!
 * Oh, it's good to be me!
 * That's my favourite thing!
 * Oh, so good, so good!

Critical Hit
 * Bazing!
 * Ding-dong!
 * Cah-cah-cah-critical bitch!
 * CRITICAAAAAL!
 * CRITICAL HIT, BITCH!
 * OHOHO NO!
 * DOINK!

When reviving an ally When finding a healing item When joining a game When making a high jump in a vehicle When out of ammo Throwing a grenade Spotting items
 * I probably got you.
 * If anyone's going to almost die, it's ME!
 * I stopped shooting to help you.
 * You made me stop shooting!
 * You can't shoot anything from down there!
 * NO! You were always my favorite.
 * Anybody need healing?
 * HEALTH OVER HERE!
 * HEY! HEALTH!
 * Gunzerker here! People will die!
 * Who wants to be shot in the face?
 * Anyone need a gunhand, or two?
 * Dibs on everything!
 * I frigging hate heights!
 * OHHH YEAH!
 * Ho ho ho ho! How do you like that, baby?!
 * It's melee 'o clock!
 * Bullets schmullets!
 * [Distressed scream]
 * Frig, I'm dry!
 * Still got my dukes!
 * Grenade!
 * 'Nade out!
 * Shove this down your throat hole!
 * Fire in the hole, pendejo! (Jerk/Asshole)
 * Chucking a ballbuster!
 * Ballbuster for ya!
 * Oohoohoo! New toy!
 * I like it! I want it!
 * Eh, I've seen better.
 * Want.

When Downed
 * I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
 * You think this changes anything? YOU'RE STILL DEAD!
 * Oh, this is my favorite bit!
 * No apologies! GIMME MORE!
 * You better hope I don't come back!
 * Bullets! I need more bullets!
 * It was intentional!

When getting a Second Wind When challenging somebody to a duel When losing a duel When winning a duel When comparing items in inventory Upon Leveling Up When viewing skills menu with a point to spend When attempting to switch seats with a partner
 * I...AM...ALIVE!
 * Thanks, idiot!
 * Back from the dead, pendejo! (lit. jerk; usually translated to asshole)
 * Never dying!
 * I AM THE BEST!
 * YOU! ME! ONE OF US IS GOING TO DIE! AND IT'LL PROBABLY BE YOU! Hopefully. I think!
 * THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
 * Yeah I hit you, what? I ain't sorry!
 * I'm pumped! Let's do this!
 * I HATE EVERYTHING!
 * Really? REALLY?
 * RAAAAAAAAAGE!
 * GOD DAMN IT!
 * YEHEHA!
 * WOOHA!
 * One of you has got to go.
 * I hate doing math.
 * I'm slightly better than I was before!
 * Can I kill everything with one shot yet?
 * I didn't know it was my birthday!
 * One step closer to level bazilionty!
 * I LIVE for this!
 * Happy, so happy!
 * What? Nobody told me it was my birthday!
 * So much awesome, so few skill points.
 * It all looks so tempting.
 * ARRGH SO.MUCH.CHOICES
 * GIMME THAT SEAT!
 * Switcheroo!
 * I want your seat!

Idle With Handsome Jack's Voice When looking at the map When using the Action Skill Augment "Come At me Bro"
 * We gotta get moving. I'm starting to think about stuff!
 * This waiting is not fun.
 * It's been several minutes since I've seen something explode. Not cool.
 * I have no idea what I'm staring at.
 * Can something just happen already?!
 * This is like watching skags hump.
 * This is like watching grass dry.
 * [clears throat]...Just, uh...just waiting. On you.
 * At least I know how Jack would sound with my accent, I'm sure that will come in handy later.
 * Uhh…is this thing working? Uh woah! That’s weird.
 * GO EAT LEAD! (Starting to Gunzerk)
 * This is RIDONKULOUS! (Killing an enemy while Gunzerking)
 * Hey guys, I'm a jackass! (Downed)
 * NO REGRETS! (Downed)
 * DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA AHAHAHAHA!! (Second Wind)
 * I think I'm lost.
 * You can't kill me!
 * Aggro!
 * Bet you can't kill me!
 * Gimme your aggro!
 * I'm made of steel!
 * Aggro sponge!
 * I can take it!
 * You can't hurt me!
 * Over here, morons!
 * Bring it!
 * Smoke you!
 * I'll dig your pain!
 * I cannot be killed!
 * Hit me I dare YA!
 * Bring the pain, bitches!
 * I am invincible!
 * Hit me, bitches!
 * I want your hate!
 * Pain? What's pain?

In Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
 * Hey, this area kinda smells like butts and dead people. (entering Unassuming Docks)
 * Que pasa? (talking to Ellie/Eleanor in Flamerock Refuge -- subtitles erroneously do not include the inverted question mark)
 * Guns and guns.

Dropping the Crit
 * Whoop.
 * Oops.
 * Come on!
 * Hijo de puta!
 * Nobody grab that, it's mine!

In Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre In Sir Hammerlock vs the Son of Crawmerax 
 * Blah blah blah, love conquers all, blah blah, romance, blah, open the frigging door. (words of encouragement for Ed)
 * (when tasting whiskey):
 * Ugh. Lacks the kick of paint thinner.
 * Heh. Almost tasted that one.
 * Now that's got some kick!
 * Sometimes you'll be, like, hungry? But there won't be any food around, so you'll have to, like, get up and go all the way to the store and buy some. (to make the baby cry)
 * Course not. Have you met me? I look like a fist with hair stapled to it. (when Moxxi asks about a mister-or-missus Vault Hunter in Salvador's life)
 * Hey, my brand! (when collecting the cigar box)
 * That's messed up, man. (when Innuendobot asks if his Oedipal feelings for Moxxi are normal)
 * (when collecting Stella's wig):
 * Hey, girl. Can I have your wig?
 * Cool. Uh, I kind of need it for a quest, though.
 * SORRY! KIND OF!
 * This stuff goes great on sandwiches. (when collecting the can of grease)
 * What'd you say about my gun? (when Innuendobot says, "Nice gun. I saw another Vault Hunter with one just like it," and asks if his negging made Salvador love him)
 * Heh. He blew up. (When finding Axton's assassin)
 * So, wait... you're saying this guy could fly? (When finding Gaige's assassin)
 * Cerveza de la muerte! (Beer of death!) (When finding Maya's assassin)
 * That was a fun weekend. (When informed of who his assassin is)
 * Aw, man. The last of the Chung clan and he got killed before I even showed up? Worst day ever. (When finding Salvador's assassin)
 * Adios, Hyperion douchebag. (When finding Krieg's assassin)
 * That's messed up. (When finding Zer0's assassin)