User blog:Itripped/Earl is crazy and keeps secrets

I got a late start this morning, mostly because Earl and I spent the night emptying his liquor cabinet. Man, my head hurts. Anyway, the reason we stayed up drinking was because I was hoping to get him to slip up and tell me the location of this alien artifact thing that Patricia keeps nagging about.

That guy can hold his liquor. He wasn't talking no matter how much I tried, so I was pretty much forced to go do his errands. And find more beer. Of course, by the time the hangover started to wear off I was placing explosives charges which was cool by me because that meant access to two red chests.

How disappointing.

I have no good loot to brag about today. Maybe a day off the sauce will help. :(