User blog:RoboPotato/I made my own Loader

Hyperion Bio
"ARCH_LD's, or Arch Loader: Deconstructor, are a special type of Loader made specifically for guarding important ARCH-like (bridges) structures due to their excessive weaponry  They are programmed to kill any trespassers on sight, unless a Hyperion ID is shown."

Information
Name: ARCH_18LD

Faction: HYPERION

Strengths: 

-Several kinds of weapons at his disposal.

-Weapons include a fusion cannon, laser turrets, melee blade, salvaged gattling-gun like cannon he calls "Lil' Elijah".

-He has a hand. Not all Loaders have that. He thinks it's cool.

-Did I mention he has two shields?

Weaknesses:

-Has a personility. Because of this, he has emotions, attitude, and can be negotiated with.

-Shooting his bandit mask makes him mad. He has a 5% chance to pick it back up.

-He thinks Lil' Elijah is a living thing.

-His crotchplate swings a lot. Shoot it loose to get a whole different kind of loot to shoot.

-HE'S NOT COLORED I MEAN ISN'T THAT A SHAME

Quotes
When on high health:

-"STOPPING ME: IMPOSSIBLE"

-"My shields are as high as my mother every Tuesday night!"

-"YOUR FACE SHALL REPLACE MY BANDIT MASK"

1st shield depleted:

"First to deplete my shield, last to get laid!"

Last Shield Depleted:

"DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH THESE COST? Oh wait, they recharge. Never mind."

Shooting his crotchplate:

"PERV ALEEEEERT"

"JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO PEE"

"Totally not my weakpoint guys!" (after being shot repeatedly)

Dropping his mask:

-"THERE'S ALREADY ENOUGH DIRT ON IT"

Shooting Lil' Elijah:

-"MY LITTLE BROTHER"

-"Why would you do that?"

About to die:

-"But I never got to know what Deconstructor means..."

-"Tell my wife I'll love her as once as she exists."

-"Lil' Elijah, don't forget to feed Paul!"

-"Underneath Handsome Jack's mask is..." (dies)