Jack/Quotes

When Getting a Critical Kill When Comparing Weapons When Killing Multiple Enemies Riding a Jump Pad Completing a Challenge
 * Awww, this was a new shirt!
 * One of you has to go....
 * It's like choosing between the ladies! Or something. I don't know. God, I hate this guy.
 * But you're both so pretty....
 * Better than the original!
 * Craaaaap!
 * Another challenge down, blap-blap!
 * Whaddya know; I'm awesome.