Trouble with Space Hurps/Transcript

(Accept mission)

Lazlo: The madness came from the bugs. Parasites-sees! Inhabits our tissues, squirms in our heads -- you have to stop the infestation for GOOD?! Invade the burrow and pop -- POP! -- some bugs.

(Enter bug burrow)

Lazlo: They live -- FEED! -- in the detritus. Rust is LIFE! LIFE is meat for the bugs.

(Find brain bugs)

Lazlo: I see them! BUGS! Kill the bugs! Stop the brains from bugging!

(Shoot 1 brain bug)

Lazlo: That's it! Stop the infection! Pop the pestilence!

(Shoot 4 brain bugs)

Lazlo: BULLETS TOO MUCH LIKE TICKLES! Must pop with hands. Squish.

(Melee 1 brain bug)

Lazlo: Pop, squish, hit. Feeeeel the juices. So tasty.

(Melee 4 brain bugs)

Lazlo: HNNNNNNG! Pop them! Pop them pop them pop their juices! Use your butt slam!

(Stomp 1 brain bug)

Lazlo: Hnnngggghhhhh! MORE!

(Stomp 4 brain bugs)

Lazlo: Not working. NOT WORKING! Hnnng. SEE THE BREEZE! Feel the rainbow. Never forgive her. VENTILATE THE AIR!

(Use valve)

Lazlo: SHE! It's her fault, I sweaaar! They choke, wheeze between my ears. Don't! Stop! Stop the infection from breathing!

(Use console)

Lazlo: That's enough! You've stopped the infestation or something! Come back, quickly!

(While returning)

Lazlo: You feeling alright?


 * Athena (if present): Something's... wrong.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Hrnghh... I feel weird.
 * Nisha (if present): The hell? Everything's all... weird.
 * Claptrap (if present): My CPU seems to be... infected! OWW!
 * Jack2 (if present): Hooookay, yeah, don't feel right -- urk... hng.
 * Aurelia (if present): Eughhh... I feel DECIDEDLY unladylike... urgnhh...

Lazlo: Delicious... delicious!

(Rejoining Lazlo)

Lazlo: IT WAS A RUSE ALL ALONG! I'M SUPER INTO EATING PEOPLE! It's too bad you couldn't marinate for longer -- you would have been more delicious! YAAAAAAAH! (attacks)

(During fight)

Lazlo: Yess, YESSS! Come deeper! Just try to get me, you piece of meat!

Lazlo: They will devour your brain, and then I will devour YOU! I DARE you to follow me into the den of madness!

(Kill Lazlo)

Lazlo: Noooo! My well thought-out plaaaaan!

(Turn in)

Lazlo (on ECHO): She slithers in my head, orders the flesh, but who serves who?! Hrrgh! She served me YOU!