Welcome to Helios/Transcript

(Note: This transcript is incomplete)

Claptrap Steward: Hellooo, Vault Hunter, and thank you for answering Hyperion's summons! Unfortunately, the Helios Space Station is currently under attack by insane Dahl military forces! Please, take this ECHO device!

(Receiving ECHO device)

Claptrap Steward: Now, follow me! I can take you to your contractor liaison!

Claptrap Steward: Neat rocket! Landing coulda used some work, but A for effort!

Claptrap Steward: Sorry about the mess -- things got really hairy once the Lost Legion attacked.

(If the Steward isn't followed)

Claptrap Steward: Jack's waiting for us!/ [insert more quotes here]

(Approaching door)

Claptrap Steward: Here, let me open this door! Open for me, oh door! Jack's just around the corner! Let's go! The Lost Legion are REALLY making a mess out of this place!

(Confronting enemies)

Lost Legion Soldier: Vault Hunters sighted! Wipe 'em out!

(After killing enemies)

Claptrap Steward: You saved me! We have to get to the moonshot supply control room and get to Jack! He loves me!

(Seeing a dead FIX Loader)

Claptrap Steward: The Lost Legion musta killed this one. People think robots can't feel pain, but we actually feel it in slow motion, with great intensity! This robot died in horrific agon--

(Door is slammed open)

Claptrap Steward:  Waaaaah!

Jack: Ha, that's awesome! Hey, you the Vault Hunters I hired?

Jack (to Athena): Oh man, the ex-Lance Assassin? Awesome. Big fan.

Jack (to Wilhelm): [unknown]

Jack (to Nisha): [unknown]

Jack (to Claptrap): [unknown]

(Cutscene: Jack pinned down)

Jack: Help! Lots of help! I got no idea who these asshole troops are or why they've got a murder-on for this space station, but they've got me pinned!

(Lost Legion soldier punches Jack in the face)

(Introduction screen - Jack: In Over His Head)

(End cutscene)

Zarpedon: Attention, Hyperion: Your Helios Space Station now belongs to the Lost Legion. Surrender before it's too late.

(After killing enemies attacking Jack)

Jack: Hey, could ya help me up?

Jack: Or, uh... do you wanna... wait? You're busy? That -- That's cool. I'll just bleed over here internally for a while. Hear it's a super-fun way to pass the time, but... yeah, yeah, don't mind me, just the... guy who hired you. Sorry, am I being passive-aggressive? My bad. That must be a symptom of almost dying. But no, no, I'm sure you've got a lot of important stuff to do. I'll just sit here and try to keep my internal organs from rupturing. I'll make a day of it.

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