DAHL Combat Training: Round 3/Transcript

(Accept mission)

TR4NU: Stop your grinnin' and cuddle your women! You know where to go -- get there on the double! Ba-BOONS-BOONS-BOONS!

(Enter arena)

TR4NU: Now, we're getting somewhere, cadet! You showed me a really balanced deck out there! Now it gets more serious, though -- better buy another core set!

(Survive round one)

TR4NU: Do you have what it takes to saturnize this clambake?!

(Survive round two)

TR4NU: Watch your persimmons!

(Survive round three)

TR4NU: You made it this far, but the Fourth Round of training's a real hobo camp. If you wanna quit -- do it now and save my gelatin!