Forum:Possible Marketing Idea (Joke)

Well, after what happened to the Jacobs compay, what with losing 97% of their employees, I can't imagine business is doing well. But while playing with Lilith on the Zombie Island, I figured out how they can make their comeback.

Defiler Vomit (World's Best Adhesive):

(Imagine Ted Willams annoucing the name of the product. If you don't know who that is, look him up on youtube.) They could sell it by the jar. All they'd need to do is have the vault hunters run around the zombie island with jars attached to them, and when they leave, they can turn in the jars for cash. That way everyone wins! Easy collection, unlimited supply, and without a doubt the best product on Pandora when it comes to adhesive. Only problem would be the smell but I'm pretty sure that Jacobs could hire a few scientists to take care of that.

And I guess they'd need to include warnings on those jars...

WARNING: Use gloves when using product. NOT to be used as a lubricant (You never know what people will try these days. Especially if these people live on Pandora.)

HanzBejinker 20:23, January 8, 2011 (UTC)