Forum:The Troll is Going to Fix Several Enemy Pages... soonish

This is not a request looking for consensus seeking if I'm allowed to fix the Crimson Lance, Bandit, and Zombie pages. This is an announcement about the fact that I am going to fix them in my usual efficiently readable, eminently understandable, yet slightly verbose way. They are stupid, nigh-unreadable messes that are little more than glorified stub directories... if they have links to directly related pages in them at all. To get an idea of what they'll look like after I'm done, I direct your attention to the Scythid, Spiderant, and Rakk pages; all of which were almost totally redone by me back in the months of February and March this year.

I will be acting about a week after the Game of The Year edition comes out... if the damn thing actually releases hard copies that can be installed with a disk rather than relying on downloading the damned downloadable content. My 28k will not be pleased if that is the case, and my money shall not be spent at which point these pages will not see my quality attention, and I'll have to start collating second-hand information from the wiki itself. Which just screams fun and titular times.

The Zombie page might be seeing attention sooner than this, zombies freak me the heck out so I've been reluctant to play Dr. Ned alone. The last time I tried I got about a fourth of the way into it, and then a suicide zombie snuck up on me and its face was RIGHT THERE FILLING UP THE DAMN SCREEN! For half a second I was staring into the soulless eyes of the damned! And then it blew up and I wussed out. But anyway, a friend of mine recently got the game for his lappy, so the possibility of a lil' man-on-LAN action is now possible. This makes me happy in a mildly tingly way. TrollofReason 06:56, October 5, 2010 (UTC)