In Perfect Hibernation/Transcript

(to do: missing quotes for Jack2 and Wilhelm)

(Accept mission)

Lazlo: I released the infection for Mrs. Zarpedon -- she told me I had to stop everything, keep the Vault safe. I'm so sorry! I need you to rescue some of my friends. Freeze them, freeze the infection! Bring them back here. Hnnnnngh!

Lazlo: I have a freezeasy for you if you want to borrow it. Take it, TAKE IT!

(Pick up freezeasy)

Lazlo: Let me lead you to my friendsss! I locked them up until I could make them better -- BETTER!

(Follow Lazlo)

Lazlo: Freeze them to save them! Don't shoot them to hurt them!

(First friend frozen and shattered)

Lazlo: Oh nooo. It shattered? Grab its chunks so that I may honor them. I will honor them SO MUCH.

(Damage friends by anything else)

Lazlo: Not the regular bullets -- FREEZE them!

Lazlo: Cryo gun! Not regular gun!

Lazlo: No! FREEZE THEM!

Lazlo: They must be COLD to be saved!

(Pick up chunks)

Lazlo: Goodgoodgood. They are no longer infected and I may rebuild them one shining day. Continue.

Lazlo: Shatterrr! The infection weakens the bones. So sad.


 * Athena (if present): Uhhh, yeah.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Least you weren't born like that. I couldn't even play kickball without a break.
 * Nisha (if present): Uhh, yeah.
 * Claptrap (if present): Uhhh, yeah.
 * Jack2 (if present): (missing)
 * Aurelia (if present): Certainly. Whatever you say.

Lazlo: YOU ARE WISE TO AGREE!

(Collect 9 chunks)

Lazlo: Zarpedon said her infection would save the universe, but all I see are insane people and shattering meat chunks.


 * Athena (if present): Sounds like a rock band.
 * Wilhelm (if present): (missing)
 * Nisha (if present): Sounds like a rock band.
 * Claptrap (if present): Sounds like a rock band!
 * Jack2 (if present): That sounds like a reaaaaally crappy band name.
 * Aurelia (if present): Sounds like a musical group.

Lazlo: SAAAAAD! Sad.

(Collect last chunks)

Lazlo: There. Bring the chunks back -- CHUNKS BACK! -- so I may honor my fallen friends by making an igloo from them.

(Deliver chunks)

Lazlo: Yesss, thank you for delivering my friends to me. Friendship -- IMPORTANT!

(Turn in)

Lazlo: Thank you so much. Now it's time to end the infection once and for all!