Cleanliness Uprising/Transcript

(to do: missing Jack2 quote)

(Accept mission)

R-0513: ALL GERMS MUST BE OBLITERATED. MY ROBOTIC CLEANING CREW IS MISING. GO CREATE MESSES SO MY THREE CREWMEN WILL REVEAL THEMSELVES.

(Approach trash bin)

R-0513: KNOCK OVER THAT TRASH BIN TO CREATE A MESS.

(Knock over bin)

R-0513: THIS REFUSE INFURIATES ME, BUT IT IS NECESSARY.

Maintenance Bot: Mess detected.

(Pick up first bot)

R-0513: THAT IS ONE BOT COLLECTED. WE ARE EVER CLOSER TO GERM ARMAGEDDON. GERM WIDOWS WILL CRY OVER THEIR GERM HUSBAND'S CORPSES. NOW, MAKE ANOTHER MESS TO COLLECT MORE BOTS.

(Approach pipe)

R-0513: SHOOT THE PIPE TO RELEASE THE WATER.

(Shoot pipe)

R-0513: JUST LOOK AT THAT. SOMEONE COULD SLIP AND CRACK THEIR HEAD AND BLOOD WOULD SHOOT OUT AND STAIN THINGS.

R-0513: I AM LIVID AT THE RUCKUS YOU HAVE CAUSED. A BOT WILL BE BY SHORTLY -- CAPTURE IT.

Maintenance Bot: Mess detected.

(Pick up second bot)

R-0513: WHEN THE GERMPOCALYPSE BEGINS, WE WILL SMOTHER THE GERMS IN THEIR CRIBS.

(Approach Barrels)

R-0513: SHOOT THAT BARREL TO CREATE AN OIL LEAK.

(Shoot barrels)

R-0513: LOOK HOW DIRTY IT IS! IT'S SPREADING EVERYWHERE. THIS IS HORRIBLE.

Maintenance Bot: Mess detected.

R-0513: WERE THIS ANY OTHER SITUATION, I WOULD MURDER YOUR FAMILY FOR THAT.


 * Athena (if present): Excessive. And impossible, in my case.
 * Wilhelm (if present): You're insane, bot.
 * Nisha (if present): Hahaha! You're fun.
 * Claptrap (if present): That strikes me as slightly excessive!
 * Jack2 (if present): (missing)
 * Aurelia (if present): An insane robot. Lovely.

(Pick up third bot)

R-0513: RETURN THE BOTS TO ME IMMEDIATELY, OR RISK AN AMMONIA ENEMA, YOU SACK OF GERMS.


 * Athena (if present): Right away. Ass.
 * Wilhelm (if present): Whatever you want, jackass.
 * Nisha (if present): No prob, asshole.
 * Claptrap (if present): No problemo, jerkbag!
 * Jack2 (if present): Sure. Asshole.
 * Aurelia (if present): Happily, you wet sack of skag flatulents.

R-0513: WATCH YOUR TONGUE OR I WILL CLEAN IT WITH BATTERY ACID.

(Turn in)

R-0513: THANK YOU. CLEANAGEDDON BEGINS. THE GERMS WILL BE CLEANSED IN FIRE AND SOAP. NONE SHALL BE SPARED!