Aurelia/Quotes

Personal Recording
"Dear" Sister: Sir Hammerlock: Hello, "dear" sister. I'm sure that necrotic lump of tissue you call a heart skipped a beat when I opened your condescending message. As PLEASED as I would be to have your emotionless, creature-murdering presence in my home, I must respectfully decline your request to be housed in my mobile surveying platform during your quote-unquote holiday on Pandora. I would be delighted if we never came within a thousand miles of one another. By all means, spend some of mum and dad's blood money on a ticket. By all means, indiscriminately murder the wondrous creatures I came here to study. By all means, get your butlers to carry you around in a palanquin sewed from the skins of crying children! But don't you DARE presume to be worthy of my presence after the DECADES of teasing and torment you put me through! I WANT NOTHING! TO DO! WITH YOU! SINCERELY, SIR HAMMERLOCK!

Spotting health

 * "Spotted a healing syringe!"

Using a jumpad/Jumping in a vehicle

 * "Look at that! I'm airborne!"
 * "This is fun."
 * "Yaay!"
 * "Wonderful."

Meleeing an enemy/Issuing duel challenge

 * "Whoa!"
 * "Heeah!"
 * "Learn some manners!"
 * "Ha-ha!"
 * "Calm yourself!"
 * "Huh!"
 * "Wah!"
 * "I just slapped you into a higher tax bracket!"
 * "Diamond slap!"

Killing an enemy

 * "Over here! I killed you, ahaha!"
 * "With any luck, I've just made another orphan."
 * "Aideu!"
 * "Poor sod REALLY thought he had a chance!"
 * "Now is the time Alistor would study the body and learn from it, so I won't do that."
 * "In the immortal word of the bard, suck it!"

Killing multiple enemies

 * "And I'm not done yet."
 * "I'm not going to stop!"

Spotting a Badass enemy

 * "I get the Badass!"
 * "Oh, a big one!"

Freezing an enemy

 * "That one's not going anywhere."
 * "And now for a headshot."
 * "At least that stopped you talking."
 * "Prepare for the shatter."
 * "Let it go, darling."
 * "Now, hold that pose."

Taking elemental damage

 * "This is a designer coat, you pillock!"

Achieving a critical hit

 * "Run darlings, ruuuuuun!"
 * "A critical!"
 * "Ha! He didn't even know what happened!"
 * "You better not have bled on me!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "Now somebody clean that up!"
 * "This is my kind of holiday!"
 * "They practically exploded! Is that common?"
 * "Brilliant!"
 * "Yoo hoo!"
 * "Thank you, thank you!"
 * "That hurt, I imagine!"
 * "Disgusting... I love it!"
 * "You're making a mess, darling."
 * "That's for popping your head out, love!"
 * "I am a spectacular shot!"

Using Cold as Ice

 * "This'll slow them."
 * "Nooo. I don't think you'll be getting away."
 * "I acquired this device recently."
 * "Stay put!"
 * "Have I mentioned how expensive this was?"

Being crippled

 * "A lady does not die like this."
 * "There's fight in me yet."
 * "I shan't be dying today!"

Being revived

 * "Remind me to send you an unusually large cheque."

Getting a second wind

 * "You'll have to try harder than that."
 * "Hammerlocks don't die, sweetheart."
 * "I thank you, I thank you."
 * "The bitch is back!"
 * "No! You bow to ME!"
 * "Now, what was I doing?"
 * "I'm too bloody good!"
 * "That's sorted!"

Reviving an ally

 * "What are you doing down there? There's dirt down there!"
 * "I'm basically a saint."

Spotting Blue or rarer loot

 * "Now YOU look worthy of my tender grasp."
 * "Would someone hand me that loot? I require it."
 * "That looks expensive."
 * "Violence AND shiny presents! I ADORE this planet!"
 * "Miiiiine!"

Vehicle falls to low health

 * "Perhaps I'm better off walking."
 * "I did not intend to turn into a fireball today."

Completing a challenge

 * "Farewell, challenge. You were fun while you lasted."
 * "That's one more challenge shot in the face."

Checking inventory

 * "Ugh... one of you will have to go."
 * "I'd love to just use you both, but..."
 * "Who's more valuable, eh?"

Looking at menus
Idle
 * "More numbers, more power. Not so complicated."
 * "And now to spend..." (with a skill point)
 * "Get bored, leave turbo mansion, come to Pandora, stand around, get bored again."
 * "I'm bored. Someone dance for my amusement."
 * "I should buy something."
 * "Nothing is crying out in agony, which means I'm dangerously close to falling asleep."
 * "A lady should always be patient, but I've got a bloody limit."
 * Oh hell, I left the gas on... for an entire planet! And the gas is poisonous! Ah, c'est la vie."
 * "Wonder if mama is dead yet. Nooooo, still feeling a deep sense of irritation. Her heart still beats."
 * "Hang on, I feel incredibly happy all of a sudden! Alistor must be in pain!"

Taking damage

 * "Air would not go unappreciated." (Out of oxygen)
 * "Bloody hell!" (Out of oxygen)
 * "Afraid I've run out of... oz...!" (Out of oxygen)
 * *gasp!* (Out of oxygen)
 * "Oh, curses!" (Out of oxygen)
 * "Cant... move...!" (Cryo damage)
 * "Bloody..." (Cryo damage)

Warning Shot (skill)

 * "Just letting you know I'm here, darlings."
 * "That was a warning shot!"
 * "That was completely intentional!"