Digistructed Madness: The Badass Round/Transcript

(Accept mission)

Athena: That... was pretty much it.

Gaige: Okay cool, we'll take it from here.

Athena: Take what from here?

(Before pressing button) (note: these play randomly)

H010-TP: That button is on loan from the Torgue Corporation -- it may or may not explode when used!

H010-TP: You'll need to start the simulation from inside the arena. There's a holo-button -- you need to do to it what you usually do to buttons.

H010-TP: There's a holo-button that starts the round, and there is an invisible button that produces pastries! You'll have to figure out which one is which. But I bet you want the glowing one!

H010-TP: Don't ask what happened the LAST time someone pushed that button -- it was messy! But you'll be fine. Probably.

H010-TP: I dare go no further! Inside, you will find a spectacularly holographic device, which you must push to begin your fantastically holographic simulation! Godspud, Vault Hunter.

(Press button)

Axton: Eridiated Dahl Super-Soldiers and Alien Robots versus Generation 1.5 Vault Hunters... FIGHT!

(Survive 7 waves)

H010-TP: Great work, everybody! Sim successful!

(Turn in)

H010-TP: Can you grease my ball bearings? I'm feeling kinda squeaky!