Byte Club/Transcript

(to do: Aurelia's quotes)

(Approach T13L3R)

(Randomly, says one of the following)

T13L3R: I can’t reach! I’m Claptrap’s impotent rage.

T13L3R: Who put it way up there? That’s too high!

T13L3R: Who would’ve put that mic so high?

(Accept mission)

T13L3R: Welcome to Byte Club! The first rule of Byte Club is: TELL EVERYONE ABOUT BYTE CLUB! Seriously. No one knows about it. Thing is, I can’t reach the microphone. Can you go use that microphone?


 * Athena (if present): Leave it to me.


 * Nisha (if present): Sure. Watch.


 * Wilhelm (if present): Yeah, okay.


 * Claptrap (if present): I’ll give it my all, buddy!


 * Jack2 (if present): Uh, yeah, I can use a mic. Trained actor.


 * Aurelia (if present): (missing)

T13L3R: Who put it way up there? That’s too high!

(Approach mic)

T13L3R: Great! Now go ahead and tell everyone about Byte Club! Go on! “Down with conformity,” tell them! “There might be brownies,” tell them!

(Use mic)


 * Athena (if present): Attention, denizens of this, uh, “mind” - - Byte Club is in session. Sign up! Or don’t. You’re call.


 * Nisha (if present): Y’all like bytes? Y’all like clubs? We got both. Come sign up.


 * Wilhelm (if present): Byte Club. Sign up. If you want.


 * Claptrap (if present): Attention, my mind and all the incredible stuff in it: Byte Club is a thing! Who knew? Sign up now!


 * Jack2 (if present): Uhhh - - Byte Club. Uh, whatever. Sign up, I guess? Or don’t? Uh… okay. Drrropping the mic.


 * Aurelia (if present): (missing)

T13L3R: Now, we just wait for everyone to show up.

(Approach T13L3R)

4L50-T13L3R: You’ve got the rules wrong, you idiot! That’s the SECOND rule! First rule is: no punching!

(Turn in)

T13L3R: Now THAT’S the guy I wanna be!