User:Timeoin/Tales

Dook Hut:
 * Portable Chemical Toilet
 * Manufacturer: Dahl
 * Model: l09ve "Titan Class"
 * Probabability of containing loot: Weirdly High
 * "For the Pandoran woth a Titan ass, make sure your toilet is Titan Class.'

Atlas Sign: Primary Industries:
 * Atlas:
 * weapons
 * Mining
 * Finding Vaults
 * Getting beaten by Handsome Jaxk.

HA. I rule. Last edited by user ~HJack69~ 342 days ago

Skag Cart: Nutrition: (Awaiting results - assigned food tester in hospital).
 * contents:
 * 64% Skag Meat
 * 35% Other Meat
 * 01% Smoke

LOADER Bot:
 * "Angry Eyes Detected"
 * "War. Does not Compute. What is it good for?"