H4X0rz/Transcript

(to do: Aurelia’s quotes)

(Accept mission)

Racist Hot Dog: Howdy ECHOnet surfer! My name is H.D. Ketchup the Third, Crown Prince of Pandora, and I have a business proposition for you to the tune of one hundred TRILLION dollars! Just bring your memory doodad with a copy of this file on it for your reward. Unless you’re one o’ them Truxicans, I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

(Pick up data dongle)

(Insert data dongle)

Racist Hot Dog: YEEHAW, it worked! Dumb-ass Vault Hunter fell for it!

Birthday Cat: Meow. Party time.

Racist Hot Dog: Shush kitty! You down there, you crossed the wrong fence this time! It’s the cat’s birthday and he wants some action! Violence! Explosions! Three waves worth! You’re gonna fight fer our edification!


 * Athena (if present): And why should I?


 * Nisha (if present): And I should cooperate because…?


 * Wilhelm (if present): What’s in it for me?


 * Claptrap (if present): Sounds kinda fun, but why?


 * Jack2 (if present): Yeah, I’m gonna need some, uh, incentivization.


 * Aurelia (if present): (missing)

Racist Hot Dog: Aww c’mon, don’t be like that! You can have some swell loot! Locally made too, not that CHEAP IMPORTED CRAP!


 * Athena (if present): New equipment, huh? Fine.


 * Nisha (if present): I’ll do it for the loot, not a chunk of talking meat!


 * Wilhelm (if present): You said the magic word.


 * Claptrap (if present): Loot?! Boy, you can never have enough of that stuff!


 * Jack2 (if present): Loot? Yeah, sure, works for me.


 * Aurelia (if present): (missing)

Birthday Cat: Meow.

Racist Hot Dog: Shut yer fish-hole, you stupid cat!

(Turn in)